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#21 - Good for him. I'm sure he does a great job. 9 hours ago on Perfect Politicians Do Exist +1
#4 - Trumps Dad's last name was Drumpf but on Ellis Island when he …  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Shill learns how IDs work +8
#8 - anon (9 hours ago) [-]
it wasn't even drumpf
it was trumpf
it also wasn't trump's dad
it was his dad's dad
#1 - Thats all terrible but the ramen made me gag a little. 20 hours ago on Ugh.. 0
#27 - Sign in an say it homo 21 hours ago on Conservative Student's... 0
#5 - >implying yous ain't a lil bitch Sign In and say it homo  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2016 on Conservative Student's... +32
#10 - anon (08/26/2016) [-]
guys I might be wrong, But I think this guy might be samefagging for the sake of thumbs.
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#27 - mcmonsterkitty (21 hours ago) [-]
Sign in an say it homo
#11 - anon (08/26/2016) [-]
How many lick to get to the center of a faggot?
The world may never know.
#7 - **** urself 08/25/2016 on I need nazi help -1
#3 - Why the **** a bunch of fag ass seniors looking at his dick?  [+] (14 new replies) 08/25/2016 on Anon beats his meat +149
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#19 - donatelo (08/26/2016) [-]
i imagine the glitter shine caught the corner of someones eye
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#4 - ssjkirby (08/25/2016) [-]
Were you homeschooled or something?

What else is there to do at american high schools?
#38 - anon (08/26/2016) [-]
what the fuck america? why would anyone ever get the chance to see a dick in school?
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#35 - shorea (08/26/2016) [-]
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#23 - thunderchild (08/26/2016) [-]
Get in our v8 motor trucks and do burnouts in the parkin' lot
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#5 - berserkerlord (08/25/2016) [-]
I can safely say that as an American High Schooler, there is only class showering on swimming days, and even then the showers are done while still wearing bathing suits except for that one weird guy, but nobody likes to mention him and you will get weird looks otherwise.
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#9 - Tusura (08/26/2016) [-]
I went to High school in America.

Never once did anyone that I know take a shower after gym class. Not once.
We all smelled light sweaty asshole and no one cared.

Yes, there were showers in the locker room. No, we didn't use them.
#36 - anon (08/26/2016) [-]
Norway. We have showers and we all use them and laugh at whoever doesn't. Guess that isn't the norm..
#39 - anon (08/26/2016) [-]
same in denmark, why would you not? Just nasty to sit there all sweaty for the rest of the day if you dont need to.

also <3 u norway
#31 - noobiereaper (08/26/2016) [-]
What the fuck?! Why not?
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#34 - newtamalego (08/26/2016) [-]
I know where I went we were given no where near enough time to even consider using them
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#10 - berserkerlord (08/26/2016) [-]
Exactly. For me, I have a set of gym clothes and a stick of deodorant, but that's about it. No showers, even though they have them in the locker room.
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#12 - Tusura (08/26/2016) [-]
We didn't have swimming days either.
Gym was also only required for one year, which 95% of our school took as Freshman.
We had gym clothes. We were supposed to bring them home at the end of the week and get them washed. Half of us never did.
I had really bad asthma back then as well, so I hardly ever worked up a sweat in gym class anyway. At the end of the school year, I threw my gym clothes in the trash.

The only time I ever saw someone use the showers was after wrestling practice, cause the guy wasn't going home. He was going to something else and had to change clothes into something semi-formal. Dunno what he was going to; didn't care to ask.
Like you said though with bathing suits, he showered while wearing his gym shorts.

tl;dr We didn't have swimming at my school. Only the jocks would use the showers after practice.
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#6 - cutter (08/25/2016) [-]
at my school this black dude would get stark naked and walk around and talk to people. pretty sure he got suspended when the teacher came in and saw him naked.
#3 - I'd rather read fake stories than some fags butthurt bitching … 08/25/2016 on True story is true +6
#10 - Picture 08/25/2016 on Anon loves ketchup +5
#59 - I'm no expert or anything but I always research my stuff befor…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2016 on 'Merica 0
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#61 - joeblow (08/25/2016) [-]
Rock islands are great guns, Thier magazines suckered, expect to buy 3-4 Wilson combat mags right off the rip