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#2 - I know one german sentence, it usually makes people laugh. …  [+] (20 new replies) 03/27/2016 on Second language +3
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#6 - captainprincess (03/28/2016) [-]
best german phrase

das ist mir wurst
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#24 - imashitbricks (03/28/2016) [-]
Okay, I've been learning German, I think this says:

das = The
ist = is
mir = my
wurst = wiener?

This is my wiener?

did i doo gud
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#25 - captainprincess (03/28/2016) [-]
"this is sausage to me" is what Im told it means
It being a phrase meaning "I dont care about this"
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#26 - imashitbricks (03/28/2016) [-]
Ah. Yeah, got out my notebook mir means me. Fuck. I'm trying m8
#28 - captainprincess (03/28/2016) [-]
Oh yeah and this pic

This old pic cracks me the fuck up harder than it has any right to
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#27 - captainprincess (03/28/2016) [-]
Trying harder than I am
I was told that phrase I dont know any german
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#29 - imashitbricks (03/28/2016) [-]
Ich spreche Deutsche und Englisch.

Ich esse suppe.

Ich trinke apfelsaft.

I really only know phrases and a few pages of words at this point. Haven't really gotten into sentence structure yet. It's fun, you should try it.
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#30 - captainprincess (03/28/2016) [-]
na Im good

besides if I was going to learn a new language it'd be russian
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#31 - imashitbricks (03/28/2016) [-]
German is the first language I've tried to learn. I tried to start with Russian and bitched out after the first lesson. Figured I'd start on something a little easier for my first time.
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#32 - captainprincess (03/28/2016) [-]
probably why I wont be bothering with any languages at all as far as I can see
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#4 - awesomedewd (03/27/2016) [-]
Yeah, nice chuckle.
I recommend this one though:

Ich ficke fette Frauen.
#3 - alfonshister (03/27/2016) [-]
Not sure wether the mistake in it is intentional or not
#5 - applescryatnight (03/28/2016) [-]
can you translate it for non-germans?
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#7 - halor (03/28/2016) [-]
it's been 8 years since i took a german class so bare with me
Ich = I
bin = am
gefuhlt = based on context i'm thinking it means "full"
mit = with
pisswasser = urine
so i believe he said he's filled with piss
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#11 - srskate (03/28/2016) [-]
bad grammar though, gefullt should be at the end
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#22 - mcmanybucks (03/28/2016) [-]
Well i got it from an episode of Dragonball Z Abridged..
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#23 - srskate (03/28/2016) [-]
Ha, yelling german toilet
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#10 - volksworgen (03/28/2016) [-]
Deviljhotaro kujo or jotaro kujho
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#12 - halor (03/28/2016) [-]
i prefer Jhotaro Kujho
#8 - applescryatnight (03/28/2016) [-]
hmm, i guessed it was something along those lines. funny how german can sound just like a very strange english.
#3 - I really wanna watch this movie but its not out on KAT yet ;c  [+] (8 new replies) 03/27/2016 on Zootopia's important... +4
#76 - anon (03/28/2016) [-]
It is worth buying if you want to avoid the cinema's kid cries. Otherwise stop pirating movies that recently came out you cheapskate.
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#44 - mondominiman (03/28/2016) [-]
Don't watch it in the theater, it's not worth the $8-$10 ticket.
#35 - Majutsu (03/28/2016) [-]
go outside, buy a movie ticket, sit in the theatre
#67 - vontrollington (03/28/2016) [-]
Some of us are college students and broke as fuck, my dude. The money it'll cost to buy all of that is my treasure.
Don't get me wrong, I'd totally go and watch it if I could, but I cant, and I'm thankful to Crispybomb for the link. Also, I 'd have to go outside, and going outside is for fucking nerds
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#126 - Majutsu (03/30/2016) [-]
I know how college can be :,(
maybe save 5 dollars a week to go, or wait til the bluray comes out. its a great movie, worth the watch.
I'm thankful for having a job. it aint easy but it pays the bills
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#45 - mcmanybucks (03/28/2016) [-]
Go to college, realize youve spend your last money on ramen.
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#16 - crispybomb (03/27/2016) [-]
This is recorded from a camcorder but it's decent quality.
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#42 - buddywuggle (03/28/2016) [-]
Movie theater is a lot better. Camcorder can't capture the sensation of watching it at a movie theater.
#12 - I like to imagine that the squiggly makes the word trail off. … 03/27/2016 on Don't work hard, work smart 0
#10 - I really wanna be friends with gorillas, they seem the best co…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2016 on Evn Gorilla's like meme's +1
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#39 - cough (03/28/2016) [-]
Until they rip your arms off for making direct eye contact with them for more than 1 second
#28 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2016 on debugging code +4
#30 - notsohappygamer (03/27/2016) [-]
#2942 - First of all, check'em. second: London in the year 7777. 03/27/2016 on Where will you be reborn? 0
#2939 - **mcmanybucks used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **mcmanybucks rolls 77**  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2016 on Where will you be reborn? 0
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#2942 - mcmanybucks (03/27/2016) [-]
First of all, check'em.

second: London in the year 7777.
#11 - both i suppose. 03/27/2016 on Russian guy crashes into... 0
#44 - Implying DC ever had any quality storytelling.. Its a… 03/27/2016 on Harley`s origin 0
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