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mcmanybucks

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Facebook Profile: nah bruh
Youtube Channel: lol
Steam Profile: Mcmanybucks or some shit like that
Consoles Owned: Ps1, Ps2, Ps3, Wii, DS, DSi, 3DS, Sega Genesis, Gameboy, Gameboy Colour, Gameboy Advance
Video Games Played: all of them
X-box Gamertag: lol, playstation masterrace
PSN: fuck if i know
Interests: your mom
Date Signed Up:6/13/2011
Last Login:8/31/2015
Location:Denmarkness
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Fuck this site, im going to reddi-..SHIT

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#34 - Wine equals classy? say that to any of my female frie…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/15/2015 on Words of the wise 0
User avatar #47 - nustix (08/15/2015) [-]
Did you actually read it? The line below the one that you mention is the girl you described.
User avatar #48 - mcmanybucks (08/15/2015) [-]
yea if she chooses White Zinfadel, whatever that is...im talking about wine.
User avatar #49 - nustix (08/15/2015) [-]
It's rosé wine.
#41 - angelusprimus (08/15/2015) [-]
Yeah when I was a teen we'd buy dozen bottles of a really cheap wine, find an hidden part of the park and got drunk.
There is nothing that says classy like half dozen teens throwing up in the park.
#41 - buy rum? certainly, which brand? yarr 08/15/2015 on (untitled) +1
#46 - They see communism as BAD BAD STALIN TAKIN MAH FREEDUMZ AWAY, …  [+] (14 new replies) 08/15/2015 on Grunkle Stan for president... -1
#68 - sesshii (08/15/2015) [-]
At the hands of a gun.
Seriously there is no way to defend it since at the end of the day, it shoots those who won't comply. Something freedom and liberty doesn't.
User avatar #69 - mcmanybucks (08/15/2015) [-]
Not the original Marxistic OG Communism.
#70 - sesshii (08/15/2015) [-]
What happens if i don't comply to your communist ideals in a communist society?
User avatar #71 - mcmanybucks (08/15/2015) [-]
Imagine youre back in highschool, and youve got a group project, your group consists of you and 3 other people, you each delegate the work equally so you all have the same amount of work. if you back out and refuse to be a part of it all, absolutely nothing happens whatsoever ..except you might get a few hateful glares from your teammates cuz you kinda abandoned em.

Communism is the final stage of the political reform started witha revolution, according to Marx. First masses of workers will rebel in a industrialezed country; they will implant a socialist government in order to adapt the country for later changes. After private property is banished, and the people possess everything, thenthere will be no need for government, thus the state will be destroyed, to form a society with no social classes. It important to remember that Marx knew that the mentality of man needed to change in order of this to work. He believe in the concept of the "new man" who was humble and just. It is also important to remeber did not believe in a country alone with this structure, but he believed that the whole world adapt to this change. Given this, it is safe to say that no country has ever achieved communism, and anyone who has a sense of equality do agree with this utopia.
#73 - sesshii (08/15/2015) [-]
"After private property is banished" What if i want to own my property? Can i just opt out and keep it?
User avatar #76 - mcmanybucks (08/15/2015) [-]
Do you really need to own it? youre living there, having all your things there, and you can give it to whoever you want like your children..
#77 - sesshii (08/15/2015) [-]
Yes, i need to own it. Give it to my children? Do they also really need it? That question is a bit hard for me to answer since i will not have children.
User avatar #78 - mcmanybucks (08/15/2015) [-]
No but do you NEEEEEEEEEEEED it? thats what i explained above, humanity rising above their materialistic need. as long as you are allowed to sleep, live, eat and goto work from this property, what other need is there for you to own it?
#81 - sesshii (08/15/2015) [-]
No i "neeeeeeeed" it.
You think you are able to define what others need, and i disagree.
If i don't own it, then others can take or use it for their needs/vanity. Which is why property rights is the best way of securing my safety.
User avatar #82 - mcmanybucks (08/15/2015) [-]
The state owns it.

and they decide who gets to live there. they enforce justice if anyone tries to take it from you.
#84 - sesshii (08/15/2015) [-]
The state would then have to be big enough, and it cannot give everyone what they want. If the government defines who needs what, the government will have all the riches, since they own it, and you will have whatever it defines as what you want.
Sorry, but everyone can see this is a very bad deal. I would not bother working in this society and just live off other people's work.
And if i want even more, ill build it myself since im far better and more effective than the government.
Now: What would the government do if i decided to fuck their program and start building my own house, some healthy meters away from other people's property.
User avatar #85 - mcmanybucks (08/15/2015) [-]
Well commu(nity)ism is the thought there..also yea, i know it wont work..unless everyone agreed on it..which nobody does, thus the collapse of russia..
#87 - sesshii (08/16/2015) [-]
Well communism will work within liberty, get a huge land mass where all laws apply, but the communism people sign up for is on a contract people can opt out, but will then require to leave the area. This is the only way communism might actually get a foothold.
Although you have been very intellectually honest, for that i take my hat off for you. Think it's the first one i've ever seen willing to answer questions logically and truthfully. You deserve honor in that.
#88 - mcmanybucks (08/16/2015) [-]
#104 - THIS ONE GOT IT. only took like 4]80 people.. 08/15/2015 on It was bound to happen.. 0
#16 - exactly, its ******* funny. even because i had… 08/15/2015 on Top gear explained 0
#26 - I've got one. but neat retreat it was a… 08/15/2015 on Ad placements 0
#25 - Comment deleted 08/15/2015 on Ad placements 0
#14 - You dont let kids outside if it rains? i ******* loved …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/15/2015 on Sand box 0
#16 - drewjitsu (08/15/2015) [-]
If it rains too hard, if it is too cold, or if it is too hot. A light rain is okay, but if there's thunder we have to bring 'em in. State regulations.
User avatar #18 - mcmanybucks (08/15/2015) [-]
o.O Wierd..well i was raised in denmark..rains constantly over here..nobody gave a shit lol..
#19 - drewjitsu (08/15/2015) [-]
The state is overbearing here in the U.S. We have to post the breakfast and lunch menu in the front of the building and in the kitchen. We have 4 different menus for 4 weeks, rotates. We have to post dates on the menu (we'll get written up without those dates). Each teacher has to record what was served at each meal and the cook also has to record that information and we both submit it to the same organization because apparently redundancy is a good thing. The staff isn't allowed to eat anything that isn't on the menu in the building, we'll get written up for that as well (we never enforce that unless the inspector is there because it is fucking retarded). If I don't have the menu posted back in the kitchen, demerits. If we don't have the dates on the corresponding weeks, despite there being a calendar posted right besides it, that is more demerits. Week 1 is the first week of the month, week 2 is the second and so on. Not sure why we need to indicate the dates with a fucking calendar right beside it. Not allowed to have peanut butter in the building despite the fact that I'm trained in food safety and preparation.

Basically its like this: The state assumes that the common folks are like those people from tv ads that can fuck up even the simplest tasks in a gloriously ridiculous fashion. They regulate it to the extent that you can hardly call yourself a private business because they make most of your decisions. They even require that staff be trained by the state. X number of hours each year in gov't taught classes for the staff if they want to work in childcare. Do you want to be a 5 star facility? Well if you do, you aren't even allowed to tell the children "no" about anything. If you apply for a higher star rating, they come to evaluate you and they will literally deduct points if you tell a child "no" or even tell him what to do instead of letting him decide about every aspect of their day. Here's the punchline, you still have to have learning time! What if the child doesn't want to participate? Well then he doesn't have to, he can do whatever he wants, but if he doesn't participate in learning time, that's more points deducted.

I want to find the people who made these rules and kill them. They don't deserve to live if they're that fucking stupid.
User avatar #20 - mcmanybucks (08/15/2015) [-]
In my kindergarden we had food brought from home, which for me was like a few slices of bread with chocolate and some with ham, and sometimes a fruit..if we got hurt while playing (like me, i drove one of those mooncars way to fast, slid off and ripped out a good amount of flesh from my knee, i now have a patch of concave skin with no nerves at all) the teachers would just spray some clear alchohol on the booboo and wrap it in bandages..and then send us out to play some more if we wanted..This kindergarden also doubled as a farm, with us helping to clean out for the animals, and even feed them and milk the milkable ones..this included wild geese and goats that would just roam around outside any captivity so obviously they attacked some of us as well..ive got a scar from a goat ramming my leg

i think our countries differ a great deal o.O
#81 - i think its somewhere in the comments...anyhow, its sold out w… 08/15/2015 on It was bound to happen.. 0
#8 - Which part of a snek would you define as the tail.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2015 on It was bound to happen.. +6
#56 - tyguru (08/15/2015) [-]
The snakes tail starts after the cloaca
#9 - sneakytree (08/14/2015) [-]
In this case, anything below the knees of the human in the picture.
But good point.
#2 - Then the kids get an ipad and never go outside again.  [+] (10 new replies) 08/14/2015 on Sand box +118
User avatar #10 - neokun (08/15/2015) [-]
Implying you would let your kid waste away on it.
#4 - drewjitsu (08/15/2015) [-]
I work at a daycare. The kids love their devices, but they get upset when they can't go outside (because weather happens). I've found that they go outside so long as there are things to do there and other kids to do those things with.
User avatar #15 - mettih (08/15/2015) [-]
In gradeschool we HAD to go outside, no matter how shitty the weather was
#17 - drewjitsu (08/15/2015) [-]
There are state regulations that don't allow us to take them outside if it is too hot, too cold, or thundering. If it snows, we'll take 'em outside if they want to go...the state can kiss my ass. Those kids love snow.
User avatar #14 - mcmanybucks (08/15/2015) [-]
You dont let kids outside if it rains? i fucking loved jumping around in puddles and playing in mud
#16 - drewjitsu (08/15/2015) [-]
If it rains too hard, if it is too cold, or if it is too hot. A light rain is okay, but if there's thunder we have to bring 'em in. State regulations.
User avatar #18 - mcmanybucks (08/15/2015) [-]
o.O Wierd..well i was raised in denmark..rains constantly over here..nobody gave a shit lol..
#19 - drewjitsu (08/15/2015) [-]
The state is overbearing here in the U.S. We have to post the breakfast and lunch menu in the front of the building and in the kitchen. We have 4 different menus for 4 weeks, rotates. We have to post dates on the menu (we'll get written up without those dates). Each teacher has to record what was served at each meal and the cook also has to record that information and we both submit it to the same organization because apparently redundancy is a good thing. The staff isn't allowed to eat anything that isn't on the menu in the building, we'll get written up for that as well (we never enforce that unless the inspector is there because it is fucking retarded). If I don't have the menu posted back in the kitchen, demerits. If we don't have the dates on the corresponding weeks, despite there being a calendar posted right besides it, that is more demerits. Week 1 is the first week of the month, week 2 is the second and so on. Not sure why we need to indicate the dates with a fucking calendar right beside it. Not allowed to have peanut butter in the building despite the fact that I'm trained in food safety and preparation.

Basically its like this: The state assumes that the common folks are like those people from tv ads that can fuck up even the simplest tasks in a gloriously ridiculous fashion. They regulate it to the extent that you can hardly call yourself a private business because they make most of your decisions. They even require that staff be trained by the state. X number of hours each year in gov't taught classes for the staff if they want to work in childcare. Do you want to be a 5 star facility? Well if you do, you aren't even allowed to tell the children "no" about anything. If you apply for a higher star rating, they come to evaluate you and they will literally deduct points if you tell a child "no" or even tell him what to do instead of letting him decide about every aspect of their day. Here's the punchline, you still have to have learning time! What if the child doesn't want to participate? Well then he doesn't have to, he can do whatever he wants, but if he doesn't participate in learning time, that's more points deducted.

I want to find the people who made these rules and kill them. They don't deserve to live if they're that fucking stupid.
User avatar #20 - mcmanybucks (08/15/2015) [-]
In my kindergarden we had food brought from home, which for me was like a few slices of bread with chocolate and some with ham, and sometimes a fruit..if we got hurt while playing (like me, i drove one of those mooncars way to fast, slid off and ripped out a good amount of flesh from my knee, i now have a patch of concave skin with no nerves at all) the teachers would just spray some clear alchohol on the booboo and wrap it in bandages..and then send us out to play some more if we wanted..This kindergarden also doubled as a farm, with us helping to clean out for the animals, and even feed them and milk the milkable ones..this included wild geese and goats that would just roam around outside any captivity so obviously they attacked some of us as well..ive got a scar from a goat ramming my leg

i think our countries differ a great deal o.O
#9 - anon (08/15/2015) [-]
I can't tell you how much this has encouraged me and made me feel marginally better about the world.
I truly thank you for that.
#24 - ****** that one up,  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2015 on I'm sorry, Jonas 0
User avatar #25 - catkyte (08/14/2015) [-]
ah well there you go, atleast they have some ability to remember stuff.
#23 - did some researgh cuz i got kinda curious  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2015 on I'm sorry, Jonas 0
User avatar #25 - catkyte (08/14/2015) [-]
ah well there you go, atleast they have some ability to remember stuff.
#20 - still though, 30 years for a thing that cant even remember wha…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2015 on I'm sorry, Jonas 0
User avatar #22 - catkyte (08/14/2015) [-]
im pretty sure they eventually gain some type of long term memory, otherwise they'd be freaking out 24/7, like they must be able to remember where the rock in their tank is after a couple years, atleast i hope so
User avatar #23 - mcmanybucks (08/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #25 - catkyte (08/14/2015) [-]
ah well there you go, atleast they have some ability to remember stuff.
#6 - The old Top Gear was controlled by BBC's strict PC codex …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2015 on Top gear explained +4
User avatar #9 - thechosentroll (08/14/2015) [-]
That doesn't seem like a bad thing. At all.
User avatar #16 - mcmanybucks (08/15/2015) [-]
exactly, its fucking funny.

even because i had no idea "slope" was a racist term for a vietnamese person.

suddenly bbc was furious because hetalked about how that bridge they built actually did have a slope on it.
#15 - hentei kamen 08/14/2015 on This is my life now 0
#15 - I thought id google the average lifespan of a goldfish in capt…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/14/2015 on I'm sorry, Jonas 0
User avatar #19 - catkyte (08/14/2015) [-]
"more than most dogs" large dogs have a life span of under 15 years, small dogs a tiny bit longer
User avatar #20 - mcmanybucks (08/14/2015) [-]
still though, 30 years for a thing that cant even remember what happened 5 seconds ago.
User avatar #22 - catkyte (08/14/2015) [-]
im pretty sure they eventually gain some type of long term memory, otherwise they'd be freaking out 24/7, like they must be able to remember where the rock in their tank is after a couple years, atleast i hope so
User avatar #23 - mcmanybucks (08/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #25 - catkyte (08/14/2015) [-]
ah well there you go, atleast they have some ability to remember stuff.
#87 - what about 18th century clothing?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2015 on 100 years of fashion: Men... +1
User avatar #108 - washabletaco (08/14/2015) [-]
Or 19th century
#23 - It was a joke because OP took a picture of his screen... 08/14/2015 on Ad placements 0
#18 - ******** doesnt even have a screenshot button..  [+] (5 new replies) 08/14/2015 on Ad placements -9
User avatar #24 - thapizzakillr (08/15/2015) [-]
then maybe you shouldn't buy shitware but rather get a real pc.
User avatar #26 - mcmanybucks (08/15/2015) [-]
I've got one.

but neat retreat


it was a joke


Im sorry
#25 - mcmanybucks has deleted their comment.
#22 - anon (08/14/2015) [-]
Shift+Command+3

and it's automatically saved to the desktop as <date>.png.

I bought a mac to avoid Windows 8.
User avatar #23 - mcmanybucks (08/14/2015) [-]
It was a joke because OP took a picture of his screen...
#40 - Nowhere in the definition of the word "book" does it…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2015 on Spencer made this show +3
User avatar #52 - ventusvsroxas (08/14/2015) [-]
but he did say that the book would be filled. So either it's the smallest book ever, or this would be an excerpt from it: "...bang her bang her bang her bang her bang her..."
User avatar #41 - hydraetis (08/14/2015) [-]
Good point.
#31 - nahbro 08/14/2015 on Spencer made this show +23
#32 - >Silence is the loudest scream Everyother tumblr u…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2015 on FCP2 0
#83 - anon (08/14/2015) [-]
Balls deep.
#9 - Jesus **** , i could fill a book listing the things i'd …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/13/2015 on Spencer made this show +75
User avatar #37 - hydraetis (08/14/2015) [-]
I'd probably just say I'd bang her.

I am not a creative man
User avatar #40 - mcmanybucks (08/14/2015) [-]
Nowhere in the definition of the word "book" does it state any necessary word-count..so you're set!
User avatar #52 - ventusvsroxas (08/14/2015) [-]
but he did say that the book would be filled. So either it's the smallest book ever, or this would be an excerpt from it: "...bang her bang her bang her bang her bang her..."
User avatar #41 - hydraetis (08/14/2015) [-]
Good point.
User avatar #26 - spceinvdr (08/13/2015) [-]
I could write a list that would require several terabytes to store.
#20 - CAPSEDDIE (08/13/2015) [-]
#17 - manza (08/13/2015) [-]
#31 - mcmanybucks (08/14/2015) [-]
nahbro
#27 - Allow me to introduce you to Scandinavia. We danes have always… 08/12/2015 on Unpopular Opinion Coming... +1

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#9 - anon (01/31/2015) [-]
fag
#7 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
******* deleting your comments just because you get thumbed down, pathetic, can't believe you give a **** about thumbs so much that you delete all or any negative ones.
User avatar #8 to #7 - mcmanybucks (07/20/2013) [-]
Actually, you're wrong, but thanks for starting a new argument which was what i intended to avoid..i deleted my comments because i didnt want people to reply to me anymore, i wanted the argument to die down.
User avatar #5 - trolljunkusa (05/21/2013) [-]
Hey man you built that PC yet?
User avatar #6 to #5 - mcmanybucks (05/23/2013) [-]
No i just needed some information and tips..i havent gotten the time nor the money yet but i will soon..just checking up on things so i dont buy some complete ****
#4 - ricardobonilla (03/25/2012) [-]
I'm gonna try bumping you back up a little out of the banned zone.. ^_^
User avatar #3 - missfoxgirl (03/02/2012) [-]
hej med dig :)
User avatar #1 - theqk (09/21/2011) [-]
can you delete this post by fckya? http://funnyjunk.com/youtube/2636601/Heman+Singing+D/1#1
I really want to troll him
User avatar #2 to #1 - mcmanybucks (09/24/2011) [-]
whoops :vdidnt come in my inbox xD
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