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#22 - Picture 05/02/2016 on Pro boxer 'speedbag' +4
#70 - I think it might've also been because it turned a negative pro…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2016 on Nostalgia 0
#141 - anon (05/02/2016) [-]
It's because if they didn't crack down on it they might get fucked out of their Warcraft rights.
#87 - anon (05/02/2016) [-]
It's strictly a copyright issue. The law in the US is such that if you want to own copyright you need to aggressively defend it or lose it. If Blizz had not shut down the server they would have risked losing their ip. And risking the ip of the most popular subscription based mmo in the world is not a smart business move.
It sucks that it's the case but no matter if they wanted to allow it or not, the law has Blizz's hands tied.
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#91 - mcmanybucks (05/02/2016) [-]
Eh, i wouldnt mind if Blizz lost/sold WoW to someone..

ever since WoTLK its been shittier and shittier.
#75 - anon (05/02/2016) [-]
I can almost guarantee you that vast majority of people who play free WoW servers wouldn't go to legit WoW exactly because it's paid.

They are losing clients because they are making WoW more and more shitty, not because someone created a vanilla server that was actually good.
#16 - Oh im sorry, i couldnt hear you over my FREE HEALTHCARE  [+] (20 new replies) 05/02/2016 on Colgate cover model +31
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#39 - foamytesquirrel (05/02/2016) [-]
Use it for your teeth then, fagget
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#65 - distortedflare (05/02/2016) [-]
We do Britain is debated to either be first or second in the world for dental hygiene and care. We fight for the spot with Germany. Also our healthcare is better than America's
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#31 - anon (05/02/2016) [-]
How about them crippling taxes and having to wait months for basic treatments
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#53 - vigilum (05/02/2016) [-]
"crippling" taxes
#49 - Jowi (05/02/2016) [-]
Also our average tax threshold is less in entirety than the average family healthcare plan in the USA but whatever
#47 - Jowi (05/02/2016) [-]
Waiting months for basic treatment? You mean stuff that's non-life threatening?
Two people I work with have a 9 year old son who was tested, diagnosed and had treatment begun within like 2 weeks.
I went into the emergency room after my stomach closed up and I was seen, put in a private room and treated within maybe half an hour.
Conversely my friend cut her leg with glass and was seen within an hour but not treated for maybe 3.

It's called prioritising and you'd be an idiot to think doctors everywhere in the world don't do it somehow. I'm thankful that the logic behind my healthcares priorities is risk assessment rather than profit
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#32 - therealtjthemedic (05/02/2016) [-]
Keep telling yourself that.
How's that surgery for your dying aunt going? What, can't afford it? Eh, too bad.
#60 - anon (05/02/2016) [-]
Treatment of a dying person is mandatory in american ERs. They just bill you after on lifethreatening things.
#57 - anon (05/02/2016) [-]
You still get the surgery, American hospitals have to give treatment, they aren't allowed to throw a dying patient out on the street. It's the crippling debt afterwards that really gets you
#54 - Elk (05/02/2016) [-]
That was kind of retarded...

You know that we're not paying the full prices of the surgery, right? I've had a few multi-ten thousand dollar surgeries, and I'm about to have another one. With all four combined, I'll probably have totaled $1,000 or so, including physical therapy and all that, and I even got some of that money back because of Aflac's "if you get hurt and miss work, it doesn't hurt to miss work" policy. I know that not everybody has insurance that's as good as mine, but we're not all paying $60,000 medical bills to get stuff done.

I've also read that we have better medical facilities. I don't know how accurate it is, but you win some; you lose some.

TL;DR you're a meanie.
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#66 - neokun (05/02/2016) [-]
"I'm not suffering as bad as other people so the system is fine."
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#94 - Elk (05/02/2016) [-]
More like "not as many people suffer as badly as you guys think".
#48 - Jowi (05/02/2016) [-]
That fact that you can post a comment like that and get 10+ thumbs for it means we might finally be about to leave ultra-conservative /Pol/ phase FJ has been going through.
If so, thank fuck
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#41 - Darianvincent (05/02/2016) [-]
:^) tfw amazing healthcare that went way over 1 million dollar liffetime limit. If I was in canuckcuck land or a europoor i'd be spaghetti right now.
#46 - Jowi (05/02/2016) [-]
I can't tell if you're having a go at health care?

There is no limit on what we get from our health care
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#50 - Darianvincent (05/02/2016) [-]
It's more how fast you can get into treatment for specialized things. Not sure if it's all private healthcare but here they have a limit on how much they can pay, you'll get much better treatment than somebody on medicare or whatever though.
I think you guys have the same system with private healthcare there don't you? You wouldn't pay for a simple surgery but if you had private ontop of the free stuff you just wouldn't have a wait time.
#56 - Jowi (05/02/2016) [-]
Well here we have private health care companies like Bupa and stuff. You can chose to get health insurance through them at a cost, but you still have to pay National Insurance which pays for the welfare state including the NHS.
Obviously there is a difference in quality for the private companies that don't have anywhere near the overheads of the NHS and are profit-driven so you can be seen quicker for stuff, nicer buildings, private rooms as standard that kind of thing.
However the actual medical side of it is probably the exact same quality. Although differing regional health boards have different levels of wealth and therefore in different areas you will get nicer hospitals and clinics you will never intentionally I use that word deliberately because there are some horror stories you hear but I'm sure that's the same of stories from some hospitals in the states be given poorer quality of care because of wealth/location/whatever.

As for the NHS it depends what you mean by specialised areas. For example if you had a heart attack and needed a bypass operation they would do it ASAP because it was life threatening. But if your knee has a problem that can probably wait for a while they may schedule you in a few weeks.
Treatment is the same. Prescriptions can be taken to any chemist and dispensed or maybe ordered for as soon as possible. Prescriptions are also free in Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland.
If it was a physical therapy thing then perhaps you would need to wait a while for an appointment but again the wait usually decided by the urgency of the health issue
GP practices have appointments that you can book usually on the same day but maybe a few days in advance but if you desperately needed to see a GP almost all practices have the ability to do an emergency appointment.

All round the NHS is pretty fucking amazing. There are nearly 70 million people covered by a single system where if you're feeling ill you can just get it sorted to the best of medical sciences ability. I like to thing I'm a good mix of left and right wing but no matter what I'm 100% behind the NHS and there's a reason that we've had a majority of Conservative governments here in the UK since the creation of the NHS and not one of them has tried to dismantle it completely (although the current one is selling it off piece by piece and the guy who is Health Secretary also owns shares of private healthcare companies)

The only negative point I would make is personal.
As a long term sufferer of depression I would say that mental health services are underfunded. That alongside the fact that being mentally unwell is considered "cool" right now as it leads to people being "beautifully broken" or whatever has led to the service being quite overrun.

I was in a depression control group once that for a start I'd had to wait six months for and there was meant to be about 6 of us but instead there were about 14. On one side I had a dude literally crying with scars all over his arm and the guy on the other side of me talking about how he was "depressed" and it affected him by making socialising harder for him. Still sucks but isn't the same thing.
There was also a story the other day of a healthboard repeatedly rejecting a woman who was asking for help telling her she didn't need it, until she killed herself. There will be a government inquiry though but still it's appalling.
It's one in the same problem. So many people crying wolf some genuinely, some not we're obviously gonna miss some of the wolves when they start cutting people's wrists
#44 - anon (05/02/2016) [-]
Had cancer
Went through chemo, surgery, got steel bones

And I'm nbot even bankrupt and begging on the street

Thank's Britain.
#45 - Darianvincent (05/02/2016) [-]
Same. Mine was a lot more chemo and radiation though with some minor surgeries for things like broviacs. Those are the fucking worst Really aggressive rounds of chemo for a year and a half, the most irritating being a 2 day long iv drip. It's really weird picking up a prescription and hearing "you saved 3k using your kaiser card today".
#84 - piss on their clothes, put them in the dryer, then burn it. 05/01/2016 on I felt like it was justified 0
#21 - Men så alligevel er det ikke det værd at få stjålet alle s…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2016 on Stuff +2
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#22 - mizzdepp (05/01/2016) [-]
ja tæt på
#18 - gellerupparken*  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2016 on Stuff +1
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#20 - mizzdepp (05/01/2016) [-]
Ja præcis.. Bolig garanti = bolig i gellerup
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#21 - mcmanybucks (05/01/2016) [-]
Men så alligevel er det ikke det værd at få stjålet alle sine egendele :v men du har vel kun en lampe og en død blomst
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#22 - mizzdepp (05/01/2016) [-]
ja tæt på
#17 - Jeg prøver selv at komme til århus, men ja..det er sgu umuli…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/01/2016 on Stuff +2
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#18 - mcmanybucks (05/01/2016) [-]
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#20 - mizzdepp (05/01/2016) [-]
Ja præcis.. Bolig garanti = bolig i gellerup
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#21 - mcmanybucks (05/01/2016) [-]
Men så alligevel er det ikke det værd at få stjålet alle sine egendele :v men du har vel kun en lampe og en død blomst
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#22 - mizzdepp (05/01/2016) [-]
ja tæt på
#6 - weebexplain  [+] (7 new replies) 05/01/2016 on Weeb jokes +4
#15 - anon (05/02/2016) [-]
Nigeru means to run away.
#14 - anon (05/02/2016) [-]
nigeru means to run away
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#12 - magusprime (05/02/2016) [-]
Nigeru means to run away, or escape. also sounds like the word nigger.
#10 - crimsoncentipede (05/01/2016) [-]
Nigeru means run away.

a simple google translate does the job.
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#18 - mcmanybucks (05/02/2016) [-]
fair, but i still dont get it..

He couldnt catch him because he..

Ran away?

well duh..

is it a nigger joke?
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#19 - crimsoncentipede (05/02/2016) [-]
not really a nigger joke, but can be seen as one without context.
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#8 - LookinHereWhy (05/01/2016) [-]
nigeru means run away
#1 - ITT: DC is ****, and the writers just keep throwing more …  [+] (15 new replies) 05/01/2016 on More Superhero Facts +66
#45 - anon (05/02/2016) [-]
The issue seems to be a lack of distinction. These facts are presented as if they are all currently canon in currently running series. This is simply not true. They are technically all facts but they take place in several different universes in the overall "multiverse". The Flash has super speed. Most of his "OP" powers come from controlling his super speed on a molecular level. The speed force is pretty OP but that's why the ycreated so many characters to wield it.

TL;DR: Not everything is concurrently true
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#46 - mcmanybucks (05/02/2016) [-]
Eh, ok.

I never got flash..in the beginning he was just fast

now hes stronger than superman or something because "wowzers, such fast"
#61 - ripgeckosncherios (05/02/2016) [-]
that is about the only thing that makes sense

energy is speed squared multiplied by mass divided by two. When you are moving at highspeeds even small objectives will hold a lot of power: a bullet has comparable energy to a human bodytackling you afaik. Now imagine you are being bodytackled by someone going hundreds of miles per hour.

It gets even more absurd when you consider the really ridiculous speeds: Not only does energy grow with its square (so pretty fucking fast), if you approach lightspeed which I think Flash does you start getting heavier to stop you from going over it, making the impact even harder
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#11 - kolocktos (05/02/2016) [-]
At least they haven't caved to Marvel-tier diversity character re-colors.
#24 - hirollin (05/02/2016) [-]
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#12 - harleyquinzel (05/02/2016) [-]
Rest in peace, Wally West.
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#14 - VincentKing (05/02/2016) [-]
In Supergirl, it essentially explained that the TV Universes were all different. I cant remember the episode number, but it was the Flash crossover where it is revealed that the CW (the company that made Flash) doesn't have supergirl/superman, and whatnot, while the CBS Universe (the company that made Supergirl) doesn't have the flash or green arrow.
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#15 - harleyquinzel (05/02/2016) [-]
No, I mean they made Wally West, who was originally ginger I know he was white for sure black. Which I don't mind it as long as its not SJW exposition, but there was no logical sense to do it.
#40 - hellpwnage (05/02/2016) [-]
they made Wally the kid of Joe, who IS black in the comics, but honestly, I don't see him becoming the new flash, if not only for the fact that he'd be "The Brown Streak", or "The Flush" if you will.
#152 - harleyquinzel (05/02/2016) [-]
the fucking brown streak
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#16 - VincentKing (05/02/2016) [-]
Right, sorry, being looking at older comics that I forgot that this happened. It may have been done for the TV series, to make it fit. However with the DC Rebirth happening soon, he may become white again.
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#17 - harleyquinzel (05/02/2016) [-]
Make Wally White Again. but no worries! I stopped reading comics almost entirely after the death of Harley Quinn.
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#18 - VincentKing (05/02/2016) [-]
Harley Quinn dies? Spoiler!

Or is that just what happens to Harley in the death of the family set, which ends up being why she becomes neutral and her own comic series.
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#20 - harleyquinzel (05/02/2016) [-]
The death of her spin-off series. Not literally! haha
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#23 - VincentKing (05/02/2016) [-]
ooooh. Well in the DC Rebirth she is having her own comic again apparently, as well as leading the suicide squad. At least thats what I read anyway.
#4 - hva snakker du om..vi har da ingen hjemløshed i danmark. …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/01/2016 on Stuff +1
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#7 - mizzdepp (05/01/2016) [-]
bolig jagten i århus er forfærdelig, der er ikke nok lejligheder til studie priser osv.
jeg kunne sagtens finde noget, hvis jeg gad flytte 1-2 timer væk, men det er jo ikke super fedt
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#17 - mcmanybucks (05/01/2016) [-]
Jeg prøver selv at komme til århus, men ja..det er sgu umuligt.

der er masser af plads i gellerup, huehuehue
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#18 - mcmanybucks (05/01/2016) [-]
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#20 - mizzdepp (05/01/2016) [-]
Ja præcis.. Bolig garanti = bolig i gellerup
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#21 - mcmanybucks (05/01/2016) [-]
Men så alligevel er det ikke det værd at få stjålet alle sine egendele :v men du har vel kun en lampe og en død blomst
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#22 - mizzdepp (05/01/2016) [-]
ja tæt på