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#6 - It used to be cool when he was a themed account who would spew… 06/13/2016 on TotallyNotNeato +1
#4 - Free speech doesnt mean there arent consequences for your words.  [+] (9 new replies) 06/13/2016 on /r/the_donald -9
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#160 - blackmageewizardt (06/14/2016) [-]
wonderful proof that many People have a Problem with wraping their head around the concept of "free speach" like yourself!
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#44 - captainprincess (06/13/2016) [-]
If the conesequences are your words being censored then that's not free speech
#41 - anon (06/13/2016) [-]
Gee, I'll just post this every time an SJW silences people.
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#29 - heartlessrobot (06/13/2016) [-]
Words shouldn't have severe consequences though, that's completely retarded.
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#37 - mcmanybucks (06/13/2016) [-]
"severe" his comment was deleted lol
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#38 - heartlessrobot (06/13/2016) [-]
I'm not talking about a single case.
I'm talking about people receiving death threats over opinions or facts
#23 - thundercake (06/13/2016) [-]
.. That's the definition of free speech. People may call you an idiot and think that you are biggest retard in the world, but there are no consequences.
#20 - xerodeath (06/13/2016) [-]
Thats exactly what it means
#6 - anon (06/13/2016) [-]
What the guy did is express his opinion,he didn't violate any law nor threaten any life, and only got banned because mods are shitheads /pol/igans who cannot take opposing opinions.
#28 - aint you under some type of NDA?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2016 on Ask a Pokemon Go Beta... 0
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#38 - lordofbumcrack (06/14/2016) [-]
Yep but I thought it would be more fun to talk with you guys about it
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#39 - mcmanybucks (06/14/2016) [-]
Well thats great and all but breaking an NDA could possibly ruin you if Nintendo found out lol
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#40 - lordofbumcrack (06/14/2016) [-]
ok there's no official NDA, there's just an informal agreement stating that they'll remove beta access if they find out. no legal liability
#8 - Hardline. 06/13/2016 on Six seconds of Visceral's... 0
#54 - Guys we musnt blame ISIS, its what they want. they want publicity.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2016 on Mr. Smiles on Orlando -2
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#83 - captainprincess (06/13/2016) [-]
Dont blame isis
but blame islam
islam for sure is responsible
#81 - anon (06/13/2016) [-]
The shooter swore allegiance to ISIS. It's too late for that.
#17 - ..why havent anyone thought of a floating iphone case? somethi…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/13/2016 on Ice Fishing 0
#18 - mrohnoez (06/13/2016) [-]
Itd be way to big and bulky to actually be able to fit over the case before itd have enough buoyancy to actually float
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#19 - asdflkjhg (06/13/2016) [-]
Maybe if you had helium in it... or a vacuum
#20 - mrohnoez (06/13/2016) [-]
Fill up a punching baloon with helium then MAYBE it could lift an Iphone
It'd take up to much space to do so... a vacuum wouldnt help either
#23 - asdflkjhg (06/13/2016) [-]
**asdflkjhg used "*roll picture*"**
**asdflkjhg rolled image**An Iphone 6 is 129 grams in mass
Its Volume is about 63.8 cubic cm
So if you increased its volume to something over 129 cubic cm while adding negligible weight, it would float
By putting a case with dimensions of 14.5x7.5x1.4 cm's you could increase that volume to 150 cm (Iphone 6 has dimensions of 13.8x6.7x.6)
That leaves you 21 grams for the case. With carbon fiber, you could easily make a case lighter than that.
#58 - Apparently Zameen actually means earth / herbs in Iraqi, so th… 06/13/2016 on fan charter 0
#44 - Holy **** i want your chair 06/12/2016 on How I make Tardaasa 0
#43 - Y'all should see Zameen  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2016 on fan charter 0
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#46 - thechosentroll (06/12/2016) [-]
Wait, let's see if my magic power of predicting cliches still works. It's an old indian guy, isn't it? Probably a full-on sikh with a turban and shit. Possibly a sword.

Hope I don't get this wrong, cause I am going to look like a total twat.
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#58 - mcmanybucks (06/13/2016) [-]
Apparently Zameen actually means earth / herbs in Iraqi, so theres that :v
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#47 - thechosentroll (06/12/2016) [-]
WOO! Still got it.
#114 - Look at him with his fists up and ready like an actual fighter… 06/12/2016 on One Man Army +5