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#5 - And then introduce him to the real adult world, where you buy …  [+] (12 new replies) 08/06/2016 on welcome to adulthood. +77
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#27 - cupcakescankill (08/07/2016) [-]
Introduce him to the real REAL adult world where eating a lot of ice cream makes you feel sick so you can't do that.
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#48 - mcmanybucks (08/07/2016) [-]
Hah! filthy casual
#40 - therealmaster (08/07/2016) [-]
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#7 - dbqpdb (08/06/2016) [-]
I buy ice cream only if it's from an actual ice cream place. If it's something that's going to sit in my freezer, I make my own. $7 for basic ingredients, a bit more if I don't have flavors on hand for what I want to make. I just made chocolate-mint with mini-oreos last night, and that shit is incredible
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#10 - labree (08/06/2016) [-]
how do you go about making your own ice cream at 7 bucks
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#11 - dbqpdb (08/06/2016) [-]
I have sugar and salt at home, so I just need heavy cream and condensed milk if I were making something plain. Like I said, flavors cost more. I spent $20 to get the stuff for my latest batch, but if I want anything with chocolate or mint next time, that's less money since I'll have leftover flavors.
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#28 - MuahahaOfLore (08/07/2016) [-]
how much does $20 in ingredients make?

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#29 - dbqpdb (08/07/2016) [-]
A quart. It's not much, cost-wise, but I can have any flavor I want.

Ideally I'd have just the $7 from cream and condensed milk to spend, but if I want a flavor that's not in the pantry I have to get that too. I'm pissed though because I got food coloring to try making the choco-mint ice cream green, but it did jack shit. That was an extra $4 I didn't need to spend. I'll probably try using it on other shit for a different flavor.
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#32 - MuahahaOfLore (08/07/2016) [-]
so $2.50-$14 for a gallon from the market, or $20 for a quart after a bunch of work?
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#33 - dbqpdb (08/07/2016) [-]
It's not that much work. It used to be harder if I made a custard base that used eggs and took a half hour to mix and cool, then chill for several hours, then churn and freeze for a few more hours. Since then I switched to a cream base that takes way less time and preparation.

I want to make it cheaper for myself to make, and have been getting store brand stuff. I wish they'd sell smaller cans of condensed milk so I'd get to use exactly how much I need for a batch with each can, but for now I only end up making ice cream once every couple months as is.
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#35 - MuahahaOfLore (08/07/2016) [-]
sweetened condensed milk and coconut
bake at 350 for 14 minutes

for the rest
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#36 - dbqpdb (08/07/2016) [-]
I kind of just want to find a recipe that can use the stuff with some flour and baking powder for cupcakes. I'm probably going to look that up for next time. Stretch out my money
#44 - Y'know.. it isnt so much the physical attraction that…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2016 on goals +5
#82 - anon (08/06/2016) [-]
On the contrary, She's a 9 with muscles and a 7 without.
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#36 - lexbomber (08/05/2016) [-]
gandhi's real message to hitler
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