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#9 - That started out interesting but ended up dumb as ****...  [+] (1 reply) 1 hour ago on how to break the universe +1
#10 - anon (59 minutes ago) [-]
"you can hold lighters on" lame af, what the fuck
"toss lighers into fire and they explode" who did not know this
4/10 video
#7 - Im where you're at my dude, i dont gain much either. …  [+] (1 reply) 09/26/2016 on Diet is just the sum of... 0
#8 - vorarephilia (09/26/2016) [-]
roight. I shall take this information and probably not do anything because I am lazy and making commitments is hard, then regret it much later in life.

thank you my african american compatriot.
#35 - Well.. Little Timmy selling lemonade for 7c/g and 40 …  [+] (1 reply) 09/26/2016 on Savings. +3
#37 - furiousmarshmellow (09/26/2016) [-]
I know. I just wanted to be funny.
#29 - Its called black money and its kinda illegal, but **** that, b…  [+] (9 replies) 09/26/2016 on Savings. +14
#43 - arkamedies (09/26/2016) [-]
this fuckin guys name is mcmanybucks i trust this
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#34 - furiousmarshmellow (09/26/2016) [-]
"It's kinda illegal"

Shit, then detention centers country-wide would be filled to the brim with Little Suzies and Johnnys who tried to sell lemonade and mow Old Man Herbert's lawn.
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#71 - mopidu (09/26/2016) [-]
selling lemonade IS illegal over here, even for little children, that's just America's thing I assume
here you would have to get a permit from the town that you will be making a lemonade stand and then give them like half of your income as a fee for being able to have it or something like that, i know we once looked into it with my friends when we were a lot younger cause we wanted to make a stand with goulash or something dumb like that. i suppose you could sell it to your family and family friends cause they'd be like "awww thats cute, here, have a buck" but you really can't just go on the street and sell it to strangers
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#49 - soundofwinter (09/26/2016) [-]
It actually is illegal

Police officers shut down lemonaid stands from time to time
#54 - anon (09/26/2016) [-]
America is fucking stupid in that regard, collecting rain water is illegal too, like what the fuck.
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#63 - hurpfry (09/26/2016) [-]
It's because it worsens the drought.
#40 - bakagaijin (09/26/2016) [-]
**bakagaijin used "*roll picture*"**
**bakagaijin rolled image** I've never met a Mexican named little susie....
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#35 - mcmanybucks (09/26/2016) [-]

Little Timmy selling lemonade for 7c/g and 40 year old Bob tiling a roof for 200$.

#37 - furiousmarshmellow (09/26/2016) [-]
I know. I just wanted to be funny.