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Age: 21
Interests: vidya games, mlp, metal
Date Signed Up:4/16/2011
Last Login:8/17/2014
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My name is mcderfenschmirt / step back unless you wanna get hurt / I'm the meanest rapper on FJ / so do not fuck with me. Okay? / I'm just kidding, I'm not a rapper at all.

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#104 - anonymousbrony (12/05/2013) [-]
I saw you gave me a thumb up for a comment I wrongfully received a red thumb.
I thank you, and as repayment I did the same for you. Whether you care about thumbs or not, I felt compelled to.
#105 to #104 - mcderfenschmirt (12/06/2013) [-]
Well thank you too. lol
#101 to #98 - mcderfenschmirt (12/20/2012) [-]
It's you on a bicycle.
It's you on a bicycle.
#95 - anonymous (12/16/2012) [-]
Oni Chichi Re-birth episode 1
User avatar #86 - phanact (11/20/2012) [-]
I just find you bronies ******* annoying and ******* sadly hipsteremo but then in a psychologically reversed way. The way an emo acts depressed and sad for attention, you bronyemos act colorful and happy with ponies.

Sorry

I lost it at that

That's like ... being happy is emo now?
#82 - falloutplayer (10/20/2012) [-]
You always have the weirdest avatars.....
User avatar #68 - mcderfenschmirt (08/01/2012) [-]
Animes I need to watch:

Is this a Zombie
Guilty Crown
Lucky Star
Arthur
Blue Exorcist
Kanata
Death Note
Fruits Basket
Reborn!
Fairy Tail
One Piece
Bleach
User avatar #107 to #68 - mcderfenschmirt (12/12/2013) [-]
Seitokai Yakuindomo
User avatar #94 to #68 - mcderfenschmirt (12/10/2012) [-]
Setokai Yakuindomo
User avatar #93 to #68 - mcderfenschmirt (11/28/2012) [-]
Aoi Sekai no Chūshin de

It's Sega vs Nintendo and looks ******* awesome!
User avatar #92 to #68 - mcderfenschmirt (11/28/2012) [-]
Nyarko-san: Another Crawling Chaos
User avatar #91 to #68 - mcderfenschmirt (11/26/2012) [-]
Kore wa Zombie Desu Ka
User avatar #85 to #68 - mcderfenschmirt (11/16/2012) [-]
Princess Jellyfish
User avatar #84 to #68 - mcderfenschmirt (10/26/2012) [-]
The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya
User avatar #81 to #68 - mcderfenschmirt (10/08/2012) [-]
Soredemo Machi wa Mawatteiru
User avatar #80 to #68 - mcderfenschmirt (10/07/2012) [-]
Club to death angel Dokuro-chan
User avatar #79 to #68 - mcderfenschmirt (10/06/2012) [-]
BACCANO!
User avatar #78 to #68 - mcderfenschmirt (08/31/2012) [-]
mayo chiki
User avatar #77 to #68 - mcderfenschmirt (08/29/2012) [-]
Sword Art Online
User avatar #76 to #68 - mcderfenschmirt (08/28/2012) [-]
GINTAMA
User avatar #74 to #68 - mcderfenschmirt (08/13/2012) [-]
Higurashi No Naku Koro
User avatar #73 to #68 - mcderfenschmirt (08/05/2012) [-]
Clannad
User avatar #66 - bossdelainternet (08/01/2012) [-]
so i was browsing some old favorites of mine when i saw you in the comment section. Your display pic made me laugh
User avatar #67 to #66 - mcderfenschmirt (08/01/2012) [-]
Thanks. Haha It's definitely my favorite so far.
User avatar #63 - embennett (07/19/2012) [-]
So I was just skimming your page... And I know it's a bit late homes but **** that rashattack guy. I too suffer from depression and it's a daily battle to push yourself through every day.
But you have to remember that no matter what nothing can change your life but you! Sure, it may only be for a few days or weeks but enjoy the small things and try and smile at least once a day =)
It blows, and is something most people have to deal with their entire lives once they've hit that spot... But it doesn't mean that you HAVE to give up. It just means you have to be that little bit stronger than most people so that you can push through.

/my2cents
User avatar #64 to #63 - mcderfenschmirt (07/19/2012) [-]
Thanks man! Haha. Don't worry about ol' me. I've already beat depression. At least, I think so. I'm definitely a lot happier now than I was before.
User avatar #54 - dualshooter (05/11/2012) [-]
Wha... what is your avatar from? It looks like something by cyriak... I feel like I'm going to regret asking :S
#55 to #93 - mcderfenschmirt (05/12/2012) [-]
LOL I actually have no idea where it came from but I thought it was hilarious.
LOL I actually have no idea where it came from but I thought it was hilarious.
User avatar #56 to #94 - dualshooter (05/12/2012) [-]
haha well thanks for the .gif, i'll go ask the pony thread :)
User avatar #51 - Crusader (04/16/2012) [-]
Yo dude, it's me, the mind blowing dude.
What if when I see what I believe is red, you believe it is red, but in reality it is two differently colours. So if we were to like switch minds, what i saw as red, you would see as blue. but since all the colours line up in a proper spectrum, we all learned to accept these colours as those colours but what we are seeing are different colours, but to us, we call them the same name,
#39 - flyingmoose (04/05/2012) [-]
**** you and all your bronnie ass sluts!
You guys need to hire a bunch of prostitutes, so you can finally get laid...
#48 to #73 - gameandwatched (04/08/2012) [-]
I'm not even a brony and i had to use this.
I'm not even a brony and i had to use this.
User avatar #49 to #87 - mcderfenschmirt (04/09/2012) [-]
I don't know who you are or where you came from...but I appreciate you.
#40 to #73 - mcderfenschmirt (04/05/2012) [-]
Yes, sir.

I'll get right on that. I'm kind of broke at the moment and can't really afford an expensive prostitute. Could I have your mother's number perhaps?
#50 to #74 - mhorn (04/12/2012) [-]
i 						*******					 loled
i ******* loled
#42 to #74 - flyingmoose (04/06/2012) [-]
The best you got is a mother joke? Wow, no originality and about the level of a teenager. Probably explains why you have no money, I bet you live in your parents basement flipping burgers for a living at Maccas and I bet the reason you took the job there was to entice small children with MLP toys..
User avatar #44 to #76 - mcderfenschmirt (04/06/2012) [-]
I honestly have no idea why you chose to single me out but I'll go ahead and humor you. I am currently 19 so yes, I'm a teenager. I'm broke as in I don't have a lot of spending money because I am currently paying for college and just enough food to survive on. I live in the dorms on campus. I actually work the register at a Burger King on campus. I took the job because it is easy money. BK doesn't even have MLP toys. And there aren't many children to entice on campus. I go to the University of Oklahoma by the way.

Now that I've shared, how about you tell me a little bit about your life?
#46 to #78 - flyingmoose (04/06/2012) [-]
I'm a university graduate with two degrees and teaches for a living...Glad your studying, however keep up the teenager attitude and you'll be working at Burger King your whole life,believe me, often my my job i see it everyday. That includes identifying yourself as a pony lover. I know its only a TV show, but plastering it everywhere as a way to identify yourself shouts "nerdy virgin weirdo" to the general population and.
I'm not singling you out either so don't feel special. I just hate it when you try to add content to a community and get ****** over by the same people your trying to entertain.
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#43 to #75 - flyingmoose (04/06/2012) [-]
Fat basement friends stick together!
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User avatar #47 to #79 - mcderfenschmirt (04/06/2012) [-]
That made me laugh really hard, man! I barely even know you and I love you!! XD
User avatar #34 - mcderfenschmirt (03/07/2012) [-]
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-fallout-equestria.html
User avatar #38 to #68 - mcderfenschmirt (03/20/2012) [-]
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/story-pony-space.html?showComment=139#c7568444569329005085
#33 - randomathon (03/04/2012) [-]
party hard
party hard
#37 to #69 - burstingeagle (03/10/2012) [-]
I made it myself.
#30 - jalthelas (03/01/2012) [-]
I've been in the 300's for at least 6 months now haha   
   
feelsgoodman.jpg   
   
WELCOME TO THE CLUB!
I've been in the 300's for at least 6 months now haha

feelsgoodman.jpg

WELCOME TO THE CLUB!
#31 to #57 - mcderfenschmirt (03/01/2012) [-]
Thanks, bro.
Thanks, bro.
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