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#63 - misterusername (04/17/2015) [-]
#105 - you can see the flames before the front window, and i'm not sa… 03/22/2015 on "Oh he ain't dying just yet" +3
#79 - You can see the hood of the car is on fire when he drags him o…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/22/2015 on "Oh he ain't dying just yet" +5
User avatar #83 - wotterpatch (03/22/2015) [-]
No, you can't see it? The tower blocks the view.

And i'm going to quote you here...
"Because you're seeing things differently than me i wish you were dead"

Asshole
User avatar #140 - maddoxaom (03/22/2015) [-]
I want you to put yourself in the position of the guy in the second car. Would you really want the guy to sit there calling 911 while fire is spreading toward you rather than him getting you out as fast as possible? I highly doubt it.
User avatar #141 - wotterpatch (03/22/2015) [-]
I figured he's unconscious
User avatar #142 - maddoxaom (03/22/2015) [-]
He is, but obviously you can't imagine yourself in his shoes if you were unconscious. Just imagine that scenario, and that you can't do anything to save yourself for some reason. That guy is the only way you're getting out.
User avatar #105 - mazztricks (03/22/2015) [-]
you can see the flames before the front window, and i'm not saying that i wish you where dead in any way? Btw do you even realize how fast things can go wrong as at a gasstation fire? but man you're studborn. just pointing this out. medic protocol is this :

''1. own safety >2. his safety if in a dangerous sitiation ( he is since things can escalate QUickly here) and move the victim,3. then call police'' then you start with the protocol, neck fixation etc.

#69 - but he is, you can see the fire spread. calling would take upt…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/22/2015 on "Oh he ain't dying just yet" +6
User avatar #75 - wotterpatch (03/22/2015) [-]
The fire actually got smaller between the time he left and the time he went back to get him
#112 - Ken M (03/22/2015) [-]
What did happen and what's likely to happen are two completely different things. SO what if the flames didn't get bigger at that time? they got bigger eventually and if positioning of the cars were even slightly different it would be a different scenario whether be for the better or worst. If you think you can prevent something from happening you act on it. ALSO calling 911 doesn't give the best advice for saving a life. If someone is holding onto their life from a 10 story building they'll probably tell you to wait for the cops to show up, even if you are in capability of saving them.
User avatar #79 - mazztricks (03/22/2015) [-]
You can see the hood of the car is on fire when he drags him out. I'm just glad that guy helped him. not you.
User avatar #83 - wotterpatch (03/22/2015) [-]
No, you can't see it? The tower blocks the view.

And i'm going to quote you here...
"Because you're seeing things differently than me i wish you were dead"

Asshole
User avatar #140 - maddoxaom (03/22/2015) [-]
I want you to put yourself in the position of the guy in the second car. Would you really want the guy to sit there calling 911 while fire is spreading toward you rather than him getting you out as fast as possible? I highly doubt it.
User avatar #141 - wotterpatch (03/22/2015) [-]
I figured he's unconscious
User avatar #142 - maddoxaom (03/22/2015) [-]
He is, but obviously you can't imagine yourself in his shoes if you were unconscious. Just imagine that scenario, and that you can't do anything to save yourself for some reason. That guy is the only way you're getting out.
User avatar #105 - mazztricks (03/22/2015) [-]
you can see the flames before the front window, and i'm not saying that i wish you where dead in any way? Btw do you even realize how fast things can go wrong as at a gasstation fire? but man you're studborn. just pointing this out. medic protocol is this :

''1. own safety >2. his safety if in a dangerous sitiation ( he is since things can escalate QUickly here) and move the victim,3. then call police'' then you start with the protocol, neck fixation etc.

#65 - wow man, call the authorities first? you first get him out of …  [+] (18 new replies) 03/22/2015 on "Oh he ain't dying just yet" +4
User avatar #66 - wotterpatch (03/22/2015) [-]
Read what i said before, if he's not in immediate, 100% danger, you call the cops first. Get an ambulance on the way so you're not twiddling your thumbs watching him die while an ambulance makes its way.
Also, you could prevent a huge explosion by getting a firetruck there a few minutes earilier
User avatar #74 - IamSofaKingdom (03/22/2015) [-]
An enormous burning pool of gas and two combustible engines filled with gas, all on fire, is a pretty immediate threat. I don't think you understand the relationship for fire and gasoline.
User avatar #76 - wotterpatch (03/22/2015) [-]
It's not enormous, and it's not a pool. The fire actually gets smaller between the time he leaves and the time he gets him out
User avatar #78 - IamSofaKingdom (03/22/2015) [-]
Do you know how a gas station works? There is a very large source of gasoline right beneath them. That is the, "pool" of gas. It is a very large reservoir of gasoline.
User avatar #85 - wotterpatch (03/22/2015) [-]
It's about 10 feet below them, through a pipe...it's not "directly" connected, most modern gas stations have protection against flames ever reaching the main reservoir.
User avatar #86 - IamSofaKingdom (03/22/2015) [-]
The pump was being run at the time of impact, which knocked over the gas pumps btw, and multiple cars with gasoline in their tanks and engines are currently burning right there.

The whole point is that you play it off like it isn't a big deal and he has a few minutes to call the cops before pulling a man out of a burning car and you are simply wrong about it. The whole scenario that you argue in favor of is ludicrous.
User avatar #95 - wotterpatch (03/22/2015) [-]
Well, it is big, but it's not like north korea's dropping nukes on the gas station.

There was enough time for him to take 2 minutes to go "yo 911 shits poppin off" and then go back
#125 - Ken M (03/22/2015) [-]
do you enjoy being stupid?
#115 - Ken M (03/22/2015) [-]
Honestly can't tell if you're a good troll or just a fucking idiot. So good job, maybe?
User avatar #69 - mazztricks (03/22/2015) [-]
but he is, you can see the fire spread. calling would take upto a minute, saving him aswell... also waiting (calling then help) would make the situation way more dangerous for him AND you. Source : i'm An Army First responder.
User avatar #75 - wotterpatch (03/22/2015) [-]
The fire actually got smaller between the time he left and the time he went back to get him
#112 - Ken M (03/22/2015) [-]
What did happen and what's likely to happen are two completely different things. SO what if the flames didn't get bigger at that time? they got bigger eventually and if positioning of the cars were even slightly different it would be a different scenario whether be for the better or worst. If you think you can prevent something from happening you act on it. ALSO calling 911 doesn't give the best advice for saving a life. If someone is holding onto their life from a 10 story building they'll probably tell you to wait for the cops to show up, even if you are in capability of saving them.
User avatar #79 - mazztricks (03/22/2015) [-]
You can see the hood of the car is on fire when he drags him out. I'm just glad that guy helped him. not you.
User avatar #83 - wotterpatch (03/22/2015) [-]
No, you can't see it? The tower blocks the view.

And i'm going to quote you here...
"Because you're seeing things differently than me i wish you were dead"

Asshole
User avatar #140 - maddoxaom (03/22/2015) [-]
I want you to put yourself in the position of the guy in the second car. Would you really want the guy to sit there calling 911 while fire is spreading toward you rather than him getting you out as fast as possible? I highly doubt it.
User avatar #141 - wotterpatch (03/22/2015) [-]
I figured he's unconscious
User avatar #142 - maddoxaom (03/22/2015) [-]
He is, but obviously you can't imagine yourself in his shoes if you were unconscious. Just imagine that scenario, and that you can't do anything to save yourself for some reason. That guy is the only way you're getting out.
User avatar #105 - mazztricks (03/22/2015) [-]
you can see the flames before the front window, and i'm not saying that i wish you where dead in any way? Btw do you even realize how fast things can go wrong as at a gasstation fire? but man you're studborn. just pointing this out. medic protocol is this :

''1. own safety >2. his safety if in a dangerous sitiation ( he is since things can escalate QUickly here) and move the victim,3. then call police'' then you start with the protocol, neck fixation etc.

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User avatar #120 to #119 - mazztricks ONLINE (08/05/2012) [-]
nope :P
#72 - larska (08/04/2012) [-]
mfw je eerder komt en ook komt zuipen @duke
User avatar #73 to #72 - mazztricks ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
wacht jij bent er al..?
#74 to #73 - larska (08/04/2012) [-]
uhmm ja...? we hadden afgesproken om 17:00 en dan eten in de stad...?
uhmm ja...? we hadden afgesproken om 17:00 en dan eten in de stad...?
User avatar #75 to #74 - mazztricks ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
WAT? wanneer hadden we dat afgesproken...???
#78 to #76 - mazztricks ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
<-- mfw
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#79 to #78 - larska (08/04/2012) [-]
<YFW ;D

brb effe aankleden, straks komt indra nog binnen xD
User avatar #82 to #79 - mazztricks ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
wat is indra?
User avatar #81 to #79 - mazztricks ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
wut?
ik belde je net btw maar je nam niet op :(
#83 to #81 - larska (08/04/2012) [-]
kom net uit de douche derp ;p    
   
indra is me pa's vriendin maxjuh
kom net uit de douche derp ;p

indra is me pa's vriendin maxjuh
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User avatar #94 to #90 - larska (08/04/2012) [-]
wat de kanker ;p
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User avatar #59 - larska (08/04/2012) [-]
btw kgun je alles schat <3
User avatar #54 - larska (08/02/2012) [-]
hey blad al klaar met eten?
User avatar #56 to #55 - larska (08/02/2012) [-]
je n'taime vous pas, although ik kom dr an ;)
User avatar #57 to #56 - mazztricks ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
按此進入中文 按此進入中文網站網站
User avatar #58 to #57 - larska (08/02/2012) [-]
ni hao
#51 - Ken M (07/11/2012) [-]
I saw your post about your "soldier friend"

Very ******** cool story bro.
User avatar #52 to #60 - mazztricks ONLINE (07/11/2012) [-]
good for you, now **** off anon... why should i prove myself to you..?
User avatar #50 - larska (07/11/2012) [-]
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Jij en timon terwijl ik weg ben XD
zie je over 3 weken bro! :D
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