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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:5/01/2011
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latest user's comments

#40 - / 06/26/2015 on Art 0
#19 - If only we had a "Hide all" button. 03/09/2015 on A Moses Bridge +3
#226 - pretty sure she was beeing sarcastic 02/23/2015 on Stop looking at me! 0
#125 - Well your opinion is wrong then. Tekken crossed that line alre…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on Video Game Facts Part 4 +1
User avatar #141 - northleech (02/22/2015) [-]
>You can play casually
Almost all of the top players play on pad, the fuck?
And I already established that adding a character who is a laughing stock is a whole different thing than adding a character that gives weebs something to stroke themselves to.
#118 - Opinions bro, I prefer Chloe over Alisa since to me a straight…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Video Game Facts Part 4 +1
User avatar #120 - northleech (02/22/2015) [-]
I respect your opinion, but I disagree. I personally don't want Tekken to cross that line and go towards that direction. They are clearly fishing for sales with the addition of her and the new super moves, adding things to the already working concept.
Again, this is just my opinion on the matter.

I also want to add, why would you get an arcade stick for Tekken? The game has no complex inputs at all, and the focus is more dash oriented than quick changes of the stick direction.

This is not me picking, it's an honest question.
User avatar #125 - mazlum (02/22/2015) [-]
Well your opinion is wrong then. Tekken crossed that line already when they introduced the farting dinosaur in Tekken 3. Also i'm not talking about casual playing when I say I want an arcade stick you can play the game with a controller, just not as well and precise as with an arcade stick. Some charackters even have moves that you can't execute correctly on a controller unless you switch your grip on the controller to use it like an arcade stick like combos that involve pressing two buttons at once.
User avatar #141 - northleech (02/22/2015) [-]
>You can play casually
Almost all of the top players play on pad, the fuck?
And I already established that adding a character who is a laughing stock is a whole different thing than adding a character that gives weebs something to stroke themselves to.
#115 - >Alisa Seriously a pink robot chick with chainsaws on …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Video Game Facts Part 4 +3
User avatar #155 - dharkmoswen (02/22/2015) [-]
Which Tekken is she from... More random than Lucky and I need to play her...
User avatar #117 - northleech (02/22/2015) [-]
Yeah, she is one step up those stairs, Chloe is 48 steps ahead. Twin tails, cat ears, headphones and of course the cat paw shirt. Have you seen her attacks? Have you heard what she says/how she sounds when she attacks? They are playing the same sport, but Alisa is an amateur and Chloe is the world champion.
User avatar #118 - mazlum (02/22/2015) [-]
Opinions bro, I prefer Chloe over Alisa since to me a straight up crazy bitch seems more realistic than a robot chick with pink hair, chainsaws and jetpacks on her back. Gun Jack is pretty neat but Alisa is just plain retarded and lets not forget that chloe seems to be the only new weird charackter they added since the other new charackters seem pretty serious with the exception beein that drunk vampire chick from Tekken Revolution, Eliza or what ever her name was. Tekken 7 is probably gonna be the reason for me to spend 500€ on a Ps4 + Arcade stick.

Also Chloes moves are pretty neat and you're not exactly forced to play her all this hating on her only accomplishes that a bunch of people will master her in spite to make them haters rage online.
User avatar #120 - northleech (02/22/2015) [-]
I respect your opinion, but I disagree. I personally don't want Tekken to cross that line and go towards that direction. They are clearly fishing for sales with the addition of her and the new super moves, adding things to the already working concept.
Again, this is just my opinion on the matter.

I also want to add, why would you get an arcade stick for Tekken? The game has no complex inputs at all, and the focus is more dash oriented than quick changes of the stick direction.

This is not me picking, it's an honest question.
User avatar #125 - mazlum (02/22/2015) [-]
Well your opinion is wrong then. Tekken crossed that line already when they introduced the farting dinosaur in Tekken 3. Also i'm not talking about casual playing when I say I want an arcade stick you can play the game with a controller, just not as well and precise as with an arcade stick. Some charackters even have moves that you can't execute correctly on a controller unless you switch your grip on the controller to use it like an arcade stick like combos that involve pressing two buttons at once.
User avatar #141 - northleech (02/22/2015) [-]
>You can play casually
Almost all of the top players play on pad, the fuck?
And I already established that adding a character who is a laughing stock is a whole different thing than adding a character that gives weebs something to stroke themselves to.
#111 - Seriously? Can we talk about the mohawk robot that flaps h…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Video Game Facts Part 4 +3
User avatar #112 - northleech (02/22/2015) [-]
Tekken always has the line of either a character is serious or it's fun.
Now they introduce a character who's only addition is being a cute little gem in the pile.
Xiaoyu was that character before, and she fits the game style. This character looks like she was just pulled out of BlazBlue and was put into the Tekken universe.
I was playing Platinum the Trinity for a while in BlazBlue, I dont have anything against a character like just because they exist, but she is just so out of the fucking blue and over the top that it doesn't work for me (and obviously many others).
User avatar #113 - northleech (02/22/2015) [-]
A cutesy character like that****
#115 - mazlum (02/22/2015) [-]
>Alisa
Seriously a pink robot chick with chainsaws on her hands.
User avatar #155 - dharkmoswen (02/22/2015) [-]
Which Tekken is she from... More random than Lucky and I need to play her...
User avatar #117 - northleech (02/22/2015) [-]
Yeah, she is one step up those stairs, Chloe is 48 steps ahead. Twin tails, cat ears, headphones and of course the cat paw shirt. Have you seen her attacks? Have you heard what she says/how she sounds when she attacks? They are playing the same sport, but Alisa is an amateur and Chloe is the world champion.
User avatar #118 - mazlum (02/22/2015) [-]
Opinions bro, I prefer Chloe over Alisa since to me a straight up crazy bitch seems more realistic than a robot chick with pink hair, chainsaws and jetpacks on her back. Gun Jack is pretty neat but Alisa is just plain retarded and lets not forget that chloe seems to be the only new weird charackter they added since the other new charackters seem pretty serious with the exception beein that drunk vampire chick from Tekken Revolution, Eliza or what ever her name was. Tekken 7 is probably gonna be the reason for me to spend 500€ on a Ps4 + Arcade stick.

Also Chloes moves are pretty neat and you're not exactly forced to play her all this hating on her only accomplishes that a bunch of people will master her in spite to make them haters rage online.
User avatar #120 - northleech (02/22/2015) [-]
I respect your opinion, but I disagree. I personally don't want Tekken to cross that line and go towards that direction. They are clearly fishing for sales with the addition of her and the new super moves, adding things to the already working concept.
Again, this is just my opinion on the matter.

I also want to add, why would you get an arcade stick for Tekken? The game has no complex inputs at all, and the focus is more dash oriented than quick changes of the stick direction.

This is not me picking, it's an honest question.
User avatar #125 - mazlum (02/22/2015) [-]
Well your opinion is wrong then. Tekken crossed that line already when they introduced the farting dinosaur in Tekken 3. Also i'm not talking about casual playing when I say I want an arcade stick you can play the game with a controller, just not as well and precise as with an arcade stick. Some charackters even have moves that you can't execute correctly on a controller unless you switch your grip on the controller to use it like an arcade stick like combos that involve pressing two buttons at once.
User avatar #141 - northleech (02/22/2015) [-]
>You can play casually
Almost all of the top players play on pad, the fuck?
And I already established that adding a character who is a laughing stock is a whole different thing than adding a character that gives weebs something to stroke themselves to.
#203 - The word for eat is written Buxa if i recall right and yes the… 11/02/2014 on mazlum's profile 0
#201 - Yeah, i dont realy know how to write in kurdish i was raised i…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2014 on mazlum's profile 0
#202 - allahrules (11/02/2014) [-]
damn you really got little kurdish. Bokha means eat, bok is turkish for shit theres a good chance yall got it mixed up
User avatar #203 - mazlum (11/02/2014) [-]
The word for eat is written Buxa if i recall right and yes theres a lot of diffrent languages mixed into our version of Kurdish since everyone seems to have his own way of talking my i simply adapted to my parents way of talking which contains various turkish words apperantly.

So what did your first comment say? Can't realy understand that.
#198 - I dont speak Turkish, I'm Kurdish.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/02/2014 on mazlum's profile 0
#200 - allahrules (11/02/2014) [-]
is all i know from my kurish friends, that and Bokha, bele, Shesh
User avatar #201 - mazlum (11/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, i dont realy know how to write in kurdish i was raised in germany and never got a chance to learn the proper grammar and shit. I speak well but cant write shit, the words you wrote mean "bullshit, yes and 6" i guess.
#202 - allahrules (11/02/2014) [-]
damn you really got little kurdish. Bokha means eat, bok is turkish for shit theres a good chance yall got it mixed up
User avatar #203 - mazlum (11/02/2014) [-]
The word for eat is written Buxa if i recall right and yes theres a lot of diffrent languages mixed into our version of Kurdish since everyone seems to have his own way of talking my i simply adapted to my parents way of talking which contains various turkish words apperantly.

So what did your first comment say? Can't realy understand that.
#199 - allahrules (11/02/2014) [-]
Cobani Basi

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#197 - allahrules (11/02/2014) [-]
HIAAAMMMMINAAAA
NE ISIN VAR SENIN BURDA ALAMANCI
User avatar #198 to #197 - mazlum (11/02/2014) [-]
I dont speak Turkish, I'm Kurdish.
#200 to #198 - allahrules (11/02/2014) [-]
is all i know from my kurish friends, that and Bokha, bele, Shesh
User avatar #201 to #200 - mazlum (11/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, i dont realy know how to write in kurdish i was raised in germany and never got a chance to learn the proper grammar and **** . I speak well but cant write **** , the words you wrote mean " ******** , yes and 6" i guess.
#202 to #201 - allahrules (11/02/2014) [-]
damn you really got little kurdish. Bokha means eat, bok is turkish for **** theres a good chance yall got it mixed up
User avatar #203 to #202 - mazlum (11/02/2014) [-]
The word for eat is written Buxa if i recall right and yes theres a lot of diffrent languages mixed into our version of Kurdish since everyone seems to have his own way of talking my i simply adapted to my parents way of talking which contains various turkish words apperantly.

So what did your first comment say? Can't realy understand that.
#199 to #198 - allahrules (11/02/2014) [-]
Cobani Basi
#192 - kimom (07/26/2012) [-]
Hey over a year ago you posted this on my account you can have it back!
#193 to #192 - mazlum (07/26/2012) [-]
I don't remember posting this so i went on your profile to check, apperantly you blocked me so I assume you realy hate me.   
   
Why do you hate me?
I don't remember posting this so i went on your profile to check, apperantly you blocked me so I assume you realy hate me.

Why do you hate me?

User avatar #194 to #193 - kimom (07/26/2012) [-]
ll unblock you just cuz you used scrubs
User avatar #195 to #194 - mazlum (07/26/2012) [-]
Thanks, and I've seen my post.
I usualy don't do stuff like that so I guess I was either ******* high or drunk as **** .
Anyway sorry for that I'm usualy not trying to upset people I find this picture funny so I probably just wanted to start a conservation and my drunk or high self thought it would be a good idea doing so by calling you a faggot.
Sorry for that.
User avatar #196 to #195 - kimom (07/26/2012) [-]
story of my life that's how i chose my profile pic. no hard feelings
#82 - mazlum (01/02/2012) [-]
I reached over nine thousend comment thumbsfeels good man
I reached over nine thousend comment thumbsfeels good man
#49 - mazlum (12/26/2011) [-]
we already did
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#3 to #2 - mazlum (06/27/2011) [-]
i diddnt see that coming
i diddnt see that coming
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