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Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
Video Games Played: Numerous
Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:10/19/2015
Location:Indiana
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

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#1 - hey luakazuki  [+] (4 new replies) 02/07/2015 on strayamate's profile 0
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#2 - luakazuki (02/08/2015) [-]
Whaaa? But haiii
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#3 - mayormilkman (02/08/2015) [-]
This is for you.
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#4 - luakazuki (02/09/2015) [-]
Uhm... Whaa?
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#5 - mayormilkman (02/10/2015) [-]
You're Australian!
#48 - resolution soon 02/07/2015 on yveinesteele's profile 0
#1 - gone too 02/07/2015 on zillet's profile 0
#1 - long time  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Soviet Savior's profile 0
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#2 - Soviet Savior (02/07/2015) [-]
Do I know you?
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#3 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Most likely not.
#1 - another one of these 02/07/2015 on topfunnyy's profile 0
#2 - I don't know. 02/07/2015 on tutsaksaksak's profile 0
#87 - I think something happened to you a year or two ago. You seeme…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/07/2015 on malhaloc's profile 0
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#88 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
I dunno...what quality in what area?
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#89 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Religion or something like that. I don't remember.
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#90 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
What was the change?
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#91 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I don't remember...
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#92 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Huh...probably wasn't me. My stance on religion hasn't really changed much in...well it hasn't changed much. lol
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#93 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I guess I am thinking of someone else, but you did something a year or two ago that was weird.
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#94 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Not that I can remember. Was it a content or a comment or?
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#95 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Maybe a few comments, probably an argument.
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#96 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Well, God knows I've been in plenty of them lol none that I'd classify as weird though.
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#97 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Alright. Good night.
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#98 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Night.
#1962 - gone?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2015 on thatnerdyguy's profile 0
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#1963 - thatnerdyguy (02/18/2015) [-]
I kind of was...
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#1964 - mayormilkman (02/21/2015) [-]
oh
#197 - homo  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2015 on CockOx's profile 0
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#198 - CockOx (04/14/2015) [-]
Fag
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#199 - mayormilkman (04/26/2015) [-]
lol
#55 - this ***** went crazy, or something. 02/07/2015 on thefran's profile 0
#59 - bears! 02/07/2015 on theexo's profile 0
#24 - but you're not 02/07/2015 on chocolatepuppy's profile 0
#15 - he;s gone now 02/07/2015 on tireyhawnuyu's profile 0
#85 - what happened to you  [+] (13 new replies) 02/07/2015 on malhaloc's profile 0
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#86 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
what?
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#87 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I think something happened to you a year or two ago. You seemed to change drastically in one quality. I don't know. It may have been someone else.
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#88 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
I dunno...what quality in what area?
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#89 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Religion or something like that. I don't remember.
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#90 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
What was the change?
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#91 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I don't remember...
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#92 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Huh...probably wasn't me. My stance on religion hasn't really changed much in...well it hasn't changed much. lol
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#93 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I guess I am thinking of someone else, but you did something a year or two ago that was weird.
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#94 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Not that I can remember. Was it a content or a comment or?
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#95 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Maybe a few comments, probably an argument.
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#96 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Well, God knows I've been in plenty of them lol none that I'd classify as weird though.
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#97 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Alright. Good night.
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#98 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Night.
#8 - lol 02/07/2015 on raycharlesreal's profile 0
#14 - Hopefully. I found this ***** in the subscriptions of mine on …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2015 on psyachu's profile 0
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#15 - psyachu (02/07/2015) [-]
I was so slowpoke, that I slowpoked my slowpoke.
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#16 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
That might be a good thing.
#3 - huh 02/07/2015 on treytheturtle's profile 0
#1 - hwo randomw 02/07/2015 on wargrif's profile 0
#115 - huh 02/07/2015 on triggathepirate's profile 0
#114 - he seemed cool 02/07/2015 on triggathepirate's profile 0
#12 - What is it?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/07/2015 on psyachu's profile 0
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#13 - impaledsandwich (02/07/2015) [-]
To be honest, I can't remember at all, but some guy did something very slow. I told him I'd reply with a Slowpoke in ten years, only I can't remember the exact day or month or user. Hopefully I can dig up my original comment before then.
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#14 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Hopefully. I found this nigga in the subscriptions of mine on this account that I use not often nowadays.
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#15 - psyachu (02/07/2015) [-]
I was so slowpoke, that I slowpoked my slowpoke.
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#16 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
That might be a good thing.
#10 - Wait a minute. It's Slowpoke! He's brilliant.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/07/2015 on psyachu's profile 0
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#11 - impaledsandwich (02/07/2015) [-]
Only eightish years to go for me. Woo.
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#12 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
What is it?
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#13 - impaledsandwich (02/07/2015) [-]
To be honest, I can't remember at all, but some guy did something very slow. I told him I'd reply with a Slowpoke in ten years, only I can't remember the exact day or month or user. Hopefully I can dig up my original comment before then.
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#14 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Hopefully. I found this nigga in the subscriptions of mine on this account that I use not often nowadays.
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#15 - psyachu (02/07/2015) [-]
I was so slowpoke, that I slowpoked my slowpoke.
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#16 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
That might be a good thing.
#10381813 - LOL 02/07/2015 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... +1
#66 - >seven days Better late than never. 02/07/2015 on Mythbusters Special Mayan... 0
#65 - lol  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2015 on Mythbusters Special Mayan... 0
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#67 - afjhahsdsl (02/07/2015) [-]
lol
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#2508 - majormayor
(02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
#2535 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I thought you said that you wouldn't use this account anymore?
#2536 to #2535 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I'm just going to be using it for things that can only be done with this profile e.g. look at the comment favorites.
#2537 to #2536 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I see.
#2533 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Wanna talk Indiana stuff?
#2534 to #2533 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Maybe.
#2538 to #2534 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
How is the snow?
#2539 to #2538 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
It has melted today.
#2540 to #2539 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Awh.

Are people still making ice sculptures?
#2541 to #2540 - mayormilkman (02/08/2015) [-]
I dunno.
#2531 - majormayor (02/07/2015) [-]
How long will it be?
#2532 to #2531 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Who knows?
#2528 - murrlogic (01/22/2015) [-]
boop
#2529 to #2528 - mayormilkman (01/24/2015) [-]
What are you doing here?
#2530 to #2529 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Profile Hopping
#2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
#2527 to #2526 - majormayor (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
#2514 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
#2516 to #2514 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah?
#2517 to #2516 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
hai
#2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
#2519 to #2518 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
idunno
#2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
#2521 to #2520 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
whaaaat?
#2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
#2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
#2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
#2525 to #2524 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
...ooookay
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#2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
#2511 to #2510 - majormayor (03/27/2014) [-]
Yep.
#2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s