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mayormilkman

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
Video Games Played: Numerous
Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:3/16/2015
Location:Indiana
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Times Content Favorited:1411 times
Total Comments Made:24738
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

latest user's comments

#197 - homo 02/07/2015 on CockOx's profile 0
#55 - this ***** went crazy, or something. 02/07/2015 on thefran's profile 0
#59 - bears! 02/07/2015 on theexo's profile 0
#24 - but you're not 02/07/2015 on chocolatepuppy's profile 0
#15 - he;s gone now 02/07/2015 on tireyhawnuyu's profile 0
#85 - what happened to you  [+] (13 new replies) 02/07/2015 on malhaloc's profile 0
User avatar #86 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
what?
User avatar #87 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I think something happened to you a year or two ago. You seemed to change drastically in one quality. I don't know. It may have been someone else.
User avatar #88 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
I dunno...what quality in what area?
User avatar #89 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Religion or something like that. I don't remember.
User avatar #90 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
What was the change?
User avatar #91 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I don't remember...
User avatar #92 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Huh...probably wasn't me. My stance on religion hasn't really changed much in...well it hasn't changed much. lol
User avatar #93 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I guess I am thinking of someone else, but you did something a year or two ago that was weird.
User avatar #94 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Not that I can remember. Was it a content or a comment or?
User avatar #95 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Maybe a few comments, probably an argument.
User avatar #96 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Well, God knows I've been in plenty of them lol none that I'd classify as weird though.
User avatar #97 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Alright. Good night.
User avatar #98 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Night.
#8 - lol 02/07/2015 on raycharlesreal's profile 0
#14 - Hopefully. I found this ***** in the subscriptions of m…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2015 on psyachu's profile 0
User avatar #15 - psyachu (02/07/2015) [-]
I was so slowpoke, that I slowpoked my slowpoke.
User avatar #16 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
That might be a good thing.
#3 - huh 02/07/2015 on treytheturtle's profile 0
#1 - hwo randomw 02/07/2015 on wargrif's profile 0
#115 - huh 02/07/2015 on triggathepirate's profile 0
#114 - he seemed cool 02/07/2015 on triggathepirate's profile 0
#12 - What is it?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/07/2015 on psyachu's profile 0
User avatar #13 - impaledsandwich (02/07/2015) [-]
To be honest, I can't remember at all, but some guy did something very slow. I told him I'd reply with a Slowpoke in ten years, only I can't remember the exact day or month or user. Hopefully I can dig up my original comment before then.
User avatar #14 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Hopefully. I found this nigga in the subscriptions of mine on this account that I use not often nowadays.
User avatar #15 - psyachu (02/07/2015) [-]
I was so slowpoke, that I slowpoked my slowpoke.
User avatar #16 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
That might be a good thing.
#10 - Wait a minute. It's Slowpoke! He's brilliant.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/07/2015 on psyachu's profile 0
User avatar #11 - impaledsandwich (02/07/2015) [-]
Only eightish years to go for me. Woo.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
What is it?
User avatar #13 - impaledsandwich (02/07/2015) [-]
To be honest, I can't remember at all, but some guy did something very slow. I told him I'd reply with a Slowpoke in ten years, only I can't remember the exact day or month or user. Hopefully I can dig up my original comment before then.
User avatar #14 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Hopefully. I found this nigga in the subscriptions of mine on this account that I use not often nowadays.
User avatar #15 - psyachu (02/07/2015) [-]
I was so slowpoke, that I slowpoked my slowpoke.
User avatar #16 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
That might be a good thing.
#10381813 - LOL 02/07/2015 on Autism Board +1
#66 - >seven days Better late than never. 02/07/2015 on Mythbusters Special Mayan... 0
#65 - lol  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2015 on Mythbusters Special Mayan... 0
User avatar #67 - afjhahsdsl (02/07/2015) [-]
lol
#12 - he's the bomb 02/07/2015 on Undercover Agent's profile 0
#10381811 - wat  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2015 on Autism Board +1
#10381812 - zachariaseverlivin (02/07/2015) [-]
yfw
#8 - impaledsandwich **** !  [+] (8 new replies) 02/07/2015 on psyachu's profile 0
User avatar #9 - impaledsandwich (02/07/2015) [-]
Nigga was six days late. What a failure.
User avatar #10 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Wait a minute. It's Slowpoke! He's brilliant.
User avatar #11 - impaledsandwich (02/07/2015) [-]
Only eightish years to go for me. Woo.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
What is it?
User avatar #13 - impaledsandwich (02/07/2015) [-]
To be honest, I can't remember at all, but some guy did something very slow. I told him I'd reply with a Slowpoke in ten years, only I can't remember the exact day or month or user. Hopefully I can dig up my original comment before then.
User avatar #14 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Hopefully. I found this nigga in the subscriptions of mine on this account that I use not often nowadays.
User avatar #15 - psyachu (02/07/2015) [-]
I was so slowpoke, that I slowpoked my slowpoke.
User avatar #16 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
That might be a good thing.
#10381807 - never happened  [+] (3 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Autism Board +1
#10381809 - zachariaseverlivin (02/07/2015) [-]
she was
User avatar #10381811 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
wat
#10381812 - zachariaseverlivin (02/07/2015) [-]
yfw
#43 - it will end 02/07/2015 on pixy's profile 0
#36 - oldfag 02/07/2015 on ObivlionSack's profile 0
#10381802 - Remember this **** ?  [+] (5 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Autism Board +1
#10381806 - zachariaseverlivin (02/07/2015) [-]
remember this shit?
User avatar #10381807 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
never happened
#10381809 - zachariaseverlivin (02/07/2015) [-]
she was
User avatar #10381811 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
wat
#10381812 - zachariaseverlivin (02/07/2015) [-]
yfw
#69 - Still am... 02/07/2015 on photoshops's profile 0

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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2535 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I thought you said that you wouldn't use this account anymore?
User avatar #2536 to #2535 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I'm just going to be using it for things that can only be done with this profile e.g. look at the comment favorites.
User avatar #2537 to #2536 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I see.
User avatar #2533 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Wanna talk Indiana stuff?
User avatar #2538 to #2534 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
How is the snow?
User avatar #2539 to #2538 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
It has melted today.
User avatar #2540 to #2539 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Awh.

Are people still making ice sculptures?
User avatar #2541 to #2540 - mayormilkman (02/08/2015) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #2531 - majormayor (02/07/2015) [-]
How long will it be?
User avatar #2532 to #2531 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Who knows?
User avatar #2528 - murrlogic (01/22/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #2529 to #2528 - mayormilkman (01/24/2015) [-]
What are you doing here?
User avatar #2530 to #2529 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Profile Hopping
User avatar #2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - majormayor (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
#2512 - ihatethings (05/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
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