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mayormilkman

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
Video Games Played: Numerous
Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:2/21/2015
Location:Indiana
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#16712
Highest Content Rank:#429
Highest Comment Rank:#64
Content Thumbs: 20472 total,  22319 ,  1847
Comment Thumbs: 35150 total,  41308 ,  6158
Content Level Progress: 9.6% (96/1000)
Level 220 Content: Mind Blower → Level 221 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 84.5% (845/1000)
Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:8
Content Views:924543
Times Content Favorited:1412 times
Total Comments Made:24716
FJ Points:10846
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

latest user's comments

#69062 - From what I've seen so far, there's a potentially sarcastic po… 06/13/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#794 - Very well then. How is your cousin and your brother? 06/13/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#792 - People don't like hearing about your "life's story" … 06/13/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#3874131 - I think they had a role in the growth of that one "Thing&…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3874141 - pyrain (06/13/2013) [-]
I think you're right.
#3874122 - Do feathers have any use? If they don't, I'll sell mine.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3874123 - pyrain (06/13/2013) [-]
They do I just can't remember what at this moment...
User avatar #3874131 - mayormilkman (06/13/2013) [-]
I think they had a role in the growth of that one "Thing" pet.
User avatar #3874141 - pyrain (06/13/2013) [-]
I think you're right.
#790 - Ah. This community can get pretty upset over petty things some… 06/13/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#788 - How are things going? 06/13/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#22 - zomg wtf is this n00b 5P34K???? 06/13/2013 on not a clever description 0
#55 - Would that mean that they have become a bunch of emos?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/13/2013 on #GodHatesBikers 0
#59 - steelpanther has deleted their comment.
#58 - steelpanther (06/13/2013) [-]
Im not about emo, but it would defiantly make them the smarterest.
User avatar #105 - defiantly (06/18/2013) [-]
You probably meant to use "definitely".
User avatar #106 - steelpanther (06/18/2013) [-]
Fuck. Yes I did.
User avatar #61 - steelpanther (06/13/2013) [-]
*Not sure
#3873726 - A program that clicks for you on its own in a loop.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2013 on Play items +1
User avatar #3873738 - turva (06/13/2013) [-]
nope
#3873720 - I hope you have that auto-clicker thing.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2013 on Play items +1
User avatar #3873722 - turva (06/13/2013) [-]
wat?
User avatar #3873726 - mayormilkman (06/13/2013) [-]
A program that clicks for you on its own in a loop.
User avatar #3873738 - turva (06/13/2013) [-]
nope
#436 - Fasntnig.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2013 on THIS IS ME! 0
User avatar #437 - desmondaltairezio (06/13/2013) [-]
indeed
#434 - How did you get here? I got here by somewhat remembering the O…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2013 on THIS IS ME! 0
User avatar #435 - desmondaltairezio (06/13/2013) [-]
i was looking at a bunch of my past comments
User avatar #436 - mayormilkman (06/13/2013) [-]
Fasntnig.
User avatar #437 - desmondaltairezio (06/13/2013) [-]
indeed
#432 - I'm just here to check out this failure once more.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/13/2013 on THIS IS ME! 0
User avatar #433 - desmondaltairezio (06/13/2013) [-]
but i just commented 16 hours ago
seems like a coincidence...
User avatar #434 - mayormilkman (06/13/2013) [-]
How did you get here? I got here by somewhat remembering the OP's username and guessing it a few times to get to here.
User avatar #435 - desmondaltairezio (06/13/2013) [-]
i was looking at a bunch of my past comments
User avatar #436 - mayormilkman (06/13/2013) [-]
Fasntnig.
User avatar #437 - desmondaltairezio (06/13/2013) [-]
indeed
#787 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 06/13/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
User avatar #845 - mayormilkman (06/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/letrollfacexd
What's with all this spam recently"?
#848 - youcantkilllaurice (06/19/2013) [-]
YOU WILL BE FOUND, YOU'LL Be HELD TO THE GROUND

ILL UNDRESS YOU WITH GRACE, ILL CUM ON YOUR FACE
User avatar #849 - mayormilkman (06/19/2013) [-]
Good one. I'm just recording your presence.
#430 - It's been a while since the last time I was here.  [+] (7 new replies) 06/13/2013 on THIS IS ME! 0
User avatar #431 - desmondaltairezio (06/13/2013) [-]
why are you here?
User avatar #432 - mayormilkman (06/13/2013) [-]
I'm just here to check out this failure once more.
User avatar #433 - desmondaltairezio (06/13/2013) [-]
but i just commented 16 hours ago
seems like a coincidence...
User avatar #434 - mayormilkman (06/13/2013) [-]
How did you get here? I got here by somewhat remembering the OP's username and guessing it a few times to get to here.
User avatar #435 - desmondaltairezio (06/13/2013) [-]
i was looking at a bunch of my past comments
User avatar #436 - mayormilkman (06/13/2013) [-]
Fasntnig.
User avatar #437 - desmondaltairezio (06/13/2013) [-]
indeed
#3873413 - Can Dis-Enchanters be used yet?  [+] (8 new replies) 06/13/2013 on Play items +2
#3873423 - vegeta (06/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #3873431 - blobboy (06/13/2013) [-]
Question, Mr. Vagita, why would you want to use dis-enchanters?
#3873436 - panacea has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3873440 - blobboy (06/13/2013) [-]
Like what would you be able to disenchant and why?
#3873450 - panacea has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3873434 - vegeta (06/13/2013) [-]
I wouldn't really. I know they won't happen either.
User avatar #3873419 - RevengeNL (06/13/2013) [-]
No but if they ever do we'll write it on your tombstone.
#3873418 - panacea has deleted their comment.
#3873355 - Yes. 06/13/2013 on Play items +1
#3873333 - I still have some left.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2013 on Play items +2
User avatar #3873353 - sexymossantamby (06/13/2013) [-]
are nyou evening?
User avatar #3873355 - mayormilkman (06/13/2013) [-]
Yes.
#3873336 - panacea has deleted their comment.
#3873178 - Balance please. 06/13/2013 on Play items +2
#333 - lolwut Anti-religious arguments can be criticized, fo… 06/13/2013 on He's Right, You Know. 0
#332 - It depends on where you are on the internet. 06/13/2013 on He's Right, You Know. 0
#786 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 06/13/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
User avatar #845 - mayormilkman (06/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/letrollfacexd
What's with all this spam recently"?
#848 - youcantkilllaurice (06/19/2013) [-]
YOU WILL BE FOUND, YOU'LL Be HELD TO THE GROUND

ILL UNDRESS YOU WITH GRACE, ILL CUM ON YOUR FACE
User avatar #849 - mayormilkman (06/19/2013) [-]
Good one. I'm just recording your presence.
#784 - That might not end too well. Maybe... 06/13/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#782 - Uh, sure. 06/13/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0

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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2535 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I thought you said that you wouldn't use this account anymore?
User avatar #2536 to #2535 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I'm just going to be using it for things that can only be done with this profile e.g. look at the comment favorites.
User avatar #2537 to #2536 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I see.
User avatar #2533 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Wanna talk Indiana stuff?
User avatar #2538 to #2534 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
How is the snow?
User avatar #2539 to #2538 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
It has melted today.
User avatar #2540 to #2539 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Awh.

Are people still making ice sculptures?
User avatar #2541 to #2540 - mayormilkman (02/08/2015) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #2531 - majormayor (02/07/2015) [-]
How long will it be?
User avatar #2532 to #2531 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Who knows?
User avatar #2528 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #2529 to #2528 - mayormilkman (01/24/2015) [-]
What are you doing here?
User avatar #2530 to #2529 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Profile Hopping
User avatar #2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - majormayor (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
#2512 - ihatethings (05/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - anonexplains (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
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