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mayormilkman

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
Video Games Played: Numerous
Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:5/19/2015
Location:Indiana
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 20472 total,  22319 ,  1847
Comment Thumbs: 35140 total,  41298 ,  6158
Content Level Progress: 9.6% (96/1000)
Level 220 Content: Mind Blower → Level 221 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 83.4% (834/1000)
Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:8
Content Views:927584
Times Content Favorited:1406 times
Total Comments Made:24634
FJ Points:10846
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

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#766 - Well then. Is there anything that can be done, or what? 06/13/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#764 - Ah, that sucks. 06/13/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#762 - I'm alright. My gums are getting better. 06/13/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#760 - Hello again. 06/13/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#758 - I didn't know about that. 06/13/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#756 - You didn't accept it in the first place. 06/13/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#5 - - Rage comics are not too big on there anymore, and "le&q… 06/12/2013 on i will never understand you... -1
#113 - This post isn't very different from a few comments by OP that … 06/12/2013 on If I see another E3 post 0
#68786 - I find the controversy of the "rape joke" made durin… 06/12/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#3867989 - Remember when Thumb Gears were among the rarest items?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3867998 - blobboy (06/12/2013) [-]
Then Obama got in office and messed everything up.
#3867997 - panacea has deleted their comment.
#3867871 - My entire state (Indiana) is in there. 06/12/2013 on Play items 0
#106 - I did not. 06/12/2013 on Miss Universe 0
#46 - You guys missed the joke.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Miss Universe +3
User avatar #105 - elmarcocfc (06/12/2013) [-]
So did you.
User avatar #106 - mayormilkman (06/12/2013) [-]
I did not.
#75 - dictatordragonite (06/12/2013) [-]
pretty sure he was joking
#59 - People of the "PC Master Race" still suck a lot of d…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/12/2013 on PS4 online is online only -5
User avatar #60 - tristanscharpman (06/12/2013) [-]
but we suck GLORIOUS drm free dicks.
#73 - anon (06/12/2013) [-]
Need I remind you of services like steam and origin?
User avatar #74 - tristanscharpman (06/12/2013) [-]
if you like drm, you can use shitty services, but if you have an iq over 6 you can just use GOG, Gamers Gate, or Direct 2 Drive like a normal human
#62 - thecakeisaliereal (06/12/2013) [-]
#141 - nephritho (06/12/2013) [-]
#68693 - It's an old joke from 2006 that refuses to die. 06/12/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#4808587 - Alrighty then.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Autism Board 0
#4808606 - Nightelfbane (06/12/2013) [-]
Although complications with a certain Warzon made me develop an egg.

In my uterus.

It had to be taken out so it's fragments wouldn't make me bleed internally.
User avatar #4808631 - warzon (06/12/2013) [-]
Fun stuff.
#4808525 - Does your species lay eggs or give live birth?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #4808571 - Nightelfbane (06/12/2013) [-]
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We give live birth.
User avatar #4808587 - mayormilkman (06/12/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
#4808606 - Nightelfbane (06/12/2013) [-]
Although complications with a certain Warzon made me develop an egg.

In my uterus.

It had to be taken out so it's fragments wouldn't make me bleed internally.
User avatar #4808631 - warzon (06/12/2013) [-]
Fun stuff.
#19 - People still post this ****** quote seriously? 06/12/2013 on If Science Was Like Religion 0
#4808325 - I've got a question for you.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Autism Board 0
#4808503 - Nightelfbane (06/12/2013) [-]
What's that, dear?
User avatar #4808525 - mayormilkman (06/12/2013) [-]
Does your species lay eggs or give live birth?
User avatar #4808571 - Nightelfbane (06/12/2013) [-]
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We give live birth.
User avatar #4808587 - mayormilkman (06/12/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
#4808606 - Nightelfbane (06/12/2013) [-]
Although complications with a certain Warzon made me develop an egg.

In my uterus.

It had to be taken out so it's fragments wouldn't make me bleed internally.
User avatar #4808631 - warzon (06/12/2013) [-]
Fun stuff.
#17 - It's not that bad.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2013 on Sony Wins 0
User avatar #18 - sweetdickwilly (06/12/2013) [-]
I'm not a big fan of puppets.
#68456 - It begins again. 06/11/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#16 - There should still be plenty of cool people in Heaven. 06/11/2013 on Hell 0
#7 - Yeah, nah. I'll stay religious, and I'll enjoy going … 06/11/2013 on If Science Was Like Religion 0
#4 - It's time to dance!  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Sony Wins +1
User avatar #16 - sweetdickwilly (06/12/2013) [-]
Of course. When I finally stop having nightmares about this, I am exposed to it yet again.
User avatar #17 - mayormilkman (06/12/2013) [-]
It's not that bad.
User avatar #18 - sweetdickwilly (06/12/2013) [-]
I'm not a big fan of puppets.
#505284 - This new generation is going to be great. 06/11/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0

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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2535 - ragnarfag ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
I thought you said that you wouldn't use this account anymore?
User avatar #2536 to #2535 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I'm just going to be using it for things that can only be done with this profile e.g. look at the comment favorites.
User avatar #2537 to #2536 - ragnarfag ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
I see.
User avatar #2533 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Wanna talk Indiana stuff?
User avatar #2538 to #2534 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
How is the snow?
User avatar #2539 to #2538 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
It has melted today.
User avatar #2540 to #2539 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Awh.

Are people still making ice sculptures?
User avatar #2541 to #2540 - mayormilkman (02/08/2015) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #2531 - majormayor (02/07/2015) [-]
How long will it be?
User avatar #2532 to #2531 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Who knows?
User avatar #2528 - murrlogic (01/22/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #2529 to #2528 - mayormilkman (01/24/2015) [-]
What are you doing here?
User avatar #2530 to #2529 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Profile Hopping
User avatar #2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - majormayor (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2519 to #2518 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
idunno
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2521 to #2520 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
whaaaat?
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
User avatar #2525 to #2524 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
...ooookay
#2512 - ihatethings (05/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2489 to #2453 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
wat hapen
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2492 to #2491 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
cuz why
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2494 to #2493 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
topkek
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2490 to #2466 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
le rood
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - anon (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
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