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Age: 19
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
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Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:12/09/2014
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#4265 - lik dis if u PRAISE DAH EMPRAH evertim 06/07/2013 on My Little Pony Sucks +1
#26 - You're Ray Bingo tier! (That's a good thing.) 06/07/2013 on huttbug's profile 0
#19 - sick 06/07/2013 on transgendered's profile 0
#15 - I just took a walk with a dog. 06/07/2013 on transgendered's profile 0
#42 - Everyone's got their kinks... 06/07/2013 on It never was +3
#41 - Well, I don't think they reproduce asexually. 06/07/2013 on It never was 0
#11 - princessren emilyroseopheliac  [+] (6 new replies) 06/07/2013 on transgendered's profile 0
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User avatar #28 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
Hello.
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User avatar #31 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
Uh, do you like chocolate?
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User avatar #36 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
So do I!
#43 - This is a real reason why you should be afraid.  [+] (26 new replies) 06/07/2013 on This is why I'm afraid of... +67
#242 - anonymous (06/08/2013) [-]
This is whats in the bermuda triangle...
#236 - chachacobras (06/08/2013) [-]
Why.
User avatar #233 - aviators (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds like a perfect time to be living in a landlocked state, move to Minnesota, sure we have a huge ass lake, and over 10,000 more, But hey! it isn't dolphin rape territory!
User avatar #204 - sebthebrony (06/08/2013) [-]
*doubt*
can you provide sauce or something?
#191 - buffermcmufflin (06/08/2013) [-]
"dolphin rape cave" I just can't stop laughing at that
User avatar #159 - toosexyforyou (06/07/2013) [-]
Why don't we put spines and thorns in the buttholes of the decoys and dump them all around the ocean? Dolphins will learn very quickly to stop raping people.
#149 - skaffanl (06/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #154 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
How?
User avatar #166 - skaffanl (06/07/2013) [-]
I think we can all agree we as a species have been raping the oceans and its inhabitants for a very long time now. It seems the more intelligent species have begun to understand that and have started to rape us. I only think that's good for them and maybe even for us because there is a slight chance we'll learn something from it and hopefully we'd stop raping stuff ourselves.
User avatar #167 - skaffanl (06/07/2013) [-]
omg I'm sorry I am so fucking high right now I hope you understand that last sentence.
#143 - stijnverheye (06/07/2013) [-]
#142 - hsawryt (06/07/2013) [-]
should i feel stupid for believing this?
#156 - anonymous (06/07/2013) [-]
Dolphins actually do rape other dolphins but i never heard of a dolphin raping a human
User avatar #221 - phsionix (06/08/2013) [-]
Actually, gangs of male dolphins kidnap female dolphins from other schools, but they don't technically "rape" them. Female dolphins are very promiscuous, and despite being the victim of a kidnapping, are basically "up for it". The male's do deter the female from leaving however, by hitting and biting her
User avatar #133 - ultracougar (06/07/2013) [-]
What respectable damn scholar seriously said the words "Dragged into a dolphin rape cave"?
#79 - electrickwalrus (06/07/2013) [-]
it's one of the many perks of me living no where near the shore
User avatar #65 - ranzoray (06/07/2013) [-]
Why would they dump people in the water to see if they'd be raped by dolphins and not offer assistance if such a thing were the case...
User avatar #102 - newforomador (06/07/2013) [-]
It was a decoy. Probably something like a crash test dummy.
#73 - crazyolitis (06/07/2013) [-]
Because of science.
User avatar #75 - ranzoray (06/07/2013) [-]
Honestly though, would that really be considered a viable means of study?
#78 - crazyolitis (06/07/2013) [-]
Scientists are kinky bastards.
User avatar #63 - ironsoul (06/07/2013) [-]
Pretty sure my dive knife can cut off a dolphin penis.
#58 - crazyolitis (06/07/2013) [-]
"Hey kids, wanna have some candy?"
User avatar #71 - wrought (06/07/2013) [-]
THIS IS WHY I HATE DOLPHINS
SKETCHY MOFOS
#50 - misterbonzo (06/07/2013) [-]
#10 - I'm sure the deal behind the "no girls on the internet&qu…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/07/2013 on transgendered's profile 0
User avatar #11 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]

princessren
emilyroseopheliac
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User avatar #28 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
Hello.
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User avatar #31 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
Uh, do you like chocolate?
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User avatar #36 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
So do I!
#66816 - Picture 06/07/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#8 - You're the third tranny I've met on here, and they have been o…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/07/2013 on transgendered's profile 0
#9 - transgendered (06/07/2013) [-]
yeah, MtF is a lot more common.
Plus, you know, there are no girls on the internet. They're only guys in disguise.
User avatar #10 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
I'm sure the deal behind the "no girls on the internet" thing and "Tits or gtfo" is a way of saying "we don't care that you're a girl, just contribute to our shit".
User avatar #11 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]

princessren
emilyroseopheliac
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User avatar #28 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
Hello.
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User avatar #31 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
Uh, do you like chocolate?
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User avatar #36 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
So do I!
#6 - Um, transgendered.  [+] (11 new replies) 06/07/2013 on transgendered's profile 0
#7 - transgendered (06/07/2013) [-]
Transgendered? Yes, I am.
(born male, identify as female)
User avatar #8 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
You're the third tranny I've met on here, and they have been only MtF so far.
#9 - transgendered (06/07/2013) [-]
yeah, MtF is a lot more common.
Plus, you know, there are no girls on the internet. They're only guys in disguise.
User avatar #10 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
I'm sure the deal behind the "no girls on the internet" thing and "Tits or gtfo" is a way of saying "we don't care that you're a girl, just contribute to our shit".
User avatar #11 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]

princessren
emilyroseopheliac
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User avatar #28 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
Hello.
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User avatar #31 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
Uh, do you like chocolate?
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User avatar #36 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
So do I!
#4 - Are you a tranny?  [+] (13 new replies) 06/07/2013 on transgendered's profile 0
#5 - transgendered (06/07/2013) [-]
Which one of the following do you mean?:
-Transgendered
-Transexual
-Transvestite
User avatar #6 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
Um, transgendered.
#7 - transgendered (06/07/2013) [-]
Transgendered? Yes, I am.
(born male, identify as female)
User avatar #8 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
You're the third tranny I've met on here, and they have been only MtF so far.
#9 - transgendered (06/07/2013) [-]
yeah, MtF is a lot more common.
Plus, you know, there are no girls on the internet. They're only guys in disguise.
User avatar #10 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
I'm sure the deal behind the "no girls on the internet" thing and "Tits or gtfo" is a way of saying "we don't care that you're a girl, just contribute to our shit".
User avatar #11 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]

princessren
emilyroseopheliac
#26 - princessren has deleted their comment.
User avatar #28 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
Hello.
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User avatar #31 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
Uh, do you like chocolate?
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User avatar #36 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
So do I!
#15 - Good Lord, either he's in front of a (mad) scientist's laborat… 06/07/2013 on id laugh 0
#2 - Comment deleted 06/07/2013 on Lose the Girl 0
#39 - Or is the Y-People? 06/07/2013 on Title +1
#30 - Hello random person on the FunnyJunk.  [+] (12 new replies) 06/07/2013 on violentpixi's profile 0
User avatar #31 - violentpixi (06/08/2013) [-]
Hello random person whom I remember commented on my metal comment. That's so metal.
User avatar #32 - mayormilkman (06/08/2013) [-]
I don't listen to much metal.
User avatar #33 - violentpixi (06/08/2013) [-]
That is less metal than expected. How are you?
User avatar #34 - mayormilkman (06/08/2013) [-]
I'm fine, but a little sweaty.
User avatar #35 - violentpixi (06/08/2013) [-]
From exercise? or that manly sweat from when you've been sitting still on the computer and eating all day. I have the latter.
User avatar #36 - mayormilkman (06/08/2013) [-]
I took a dog for a walk, and I'm wearing a sweatshirt. It is hot outside.
User avatar #37 - violentpixi (06/08/2013) [-]
What is this heat? I am from England and I thought Sun was a legendary Pokemon.
User avatar #38 - mayormilkman (06/08/2013) [-]
United States heat. I live in Indiana, but it can get hot in the summer. However, winters can still be cold.
User avatar #39 - violentpixi (06/08/2013) [-]
Do you sometimes have to put on a jumper?
User avatar #40 - mayormilkman (06/08/2013) [-]
... no.
User avatar #41 - violentpixi (06/08/2013) [-]
You know nothing of winter.
User avatar #42 - mayormilkman (06/08/2013) [-]
I know nothing of jumpers.
#100 - Oh man, there's so much ************* over that … 06/07/2013 on "metal" chicks 0
#25 - Some time off the computer in your spare time isn't so bad. 06/07/2013 on Awesome Summer Day! 0
#66802 - Twitter's for twits. See Ricky Gervais and some of the people …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #66883 - teoberry (06/07/2013) [-]
Twitter shoutouts were the best part of the show.
User avatar #66885 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
Even though I didn't care much about him, I'm kind of upset that Ghost is gone.

Oh yeah, and here's that wiki:
truecapitalist.wikia.com/wiki/True_Capitalist_Wiki
User avatar #66884 - teoberry (06/07/2013) [-]
twitter.com/TrayvonCorpse

the funniest one
#61 - It's not "funny", it's Tumblr again. 06/07/2013 on Tumblr +9
#13 - Was launched in 2003, an imitation of Futaba Channel style, wi… 06/07/2013 on Let's Play A Game 0
#11 - Ah Hell, that's not even the whole thing. 06/07/2013 on Let's Play A Game +1
#10 - 是於2003年推出的一個仿雙葉頻道風格、以ACG相…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Let's Play A Game +1
User avatar #12 - phukyou (06/07/2013) [-]
translation ?
User avatar #13 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
Was launched in 2003, an imitation of Futaba Channel style, with the theme of discussion ACG

It's from some Chinese Wikipedia page about 4chan. They really go in-depth about it, going over even board-specific terms.
User avatar #11 - mayormilkman (06/07/2013) [-]
Ah Hell, that's not even the whole thing.
#66799 - I find this kid irritating and amusing at the same time, with … 06/07/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - majormayor (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
#2512 - ihatethings (05/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
#2488 - volksworgen ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
rip ;A;
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
#2448 to #2446 - waffies ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2439 to #2438 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
oookay
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2441 to #2440 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
yaya
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #2409 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
WHY'D YA DO IT, SONNY?
I mean it was funny, but...
User avatar #2408 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
well that is what happens
User avatar #2407 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA LOSER
User avatar #2410 to #2407 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Coming from the brony who's name is vampireshy.
I dunno, man.
#2412 to #2410 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>gongthehawkeye
>making fun of MY username
User avatar #2413 to #2412 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
It's manly.
Tell me it doesn't strike the fear of a thousand battered housewives into your heat?
Does it not make thine anal cavity tingle with sexual delight?
User avatar #2480 to #2413 - revengeforfreeze (01/23/2014) [-]
Gong means **** dude
User avatar #2425 to #2413 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
I would like this 1000 times but I can't even like it once
User avatar #2414 to #2413 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>manly
>funnyjunk user
it makes my autism meter go off the charts and made me cringe so hard I think I might have **** myself
#2429 to #2414 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
"cringe"
lol
You're just another cringe kid.
User avatar #2415 to #2414 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Good enough for me. I'll take it.
User avatar #2416 to #2415 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
its funny cuz you were my friend on my other account
lel
User avatar #2417 to #2416 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Really? Which one, I honestly just add anyone that wants it, so I don't remember.
Also, why 2 accounts? I never got that thing.
User avatar #2419 to #2417 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
nah, you never added me but you were cool to me

my alt is Twi, but it's banned for 90 days
User avatar #2426 to #2419 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
holy **** how did you manage to get banned for that long
User avatar #2427 to #2426 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
I posted a butt
User avatar #2428 to #2427 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
really that's all?
User avatar #2424 to #2419 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
wait what. i thought you were phanacts gf or something
User avatar #2418 to #2417 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
it's twi
he was banned for like, 3 months
User avatar #2420 to #2418 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
missypls i can talk fo myselffff
User avatar #2421 to #2420 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
:^(
User avatar #2406 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
>tittentei
Did you find that content that was raided by feminists yet?
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