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mayormilkman

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
Video Games Played: Numerous
Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:10/19/2015
Location:Indiana
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

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#5062070 - I should sleep.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... +1
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#5062143 - himynameiskit (06/29/2013) [-]
Yes
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#5062148 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
I'm keeping an eye on you...
#5062038 - Was the penis really necessary?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/29/2013 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... +1
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#5062082 - rokkarokkaali (06/29/2013) [-]
It's all wrong. Duck penises are corkscrewed and vaginas corkscrewed
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY
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#5062064 - himynameiskit (06/29/2013) [-]
Strap-on*
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#5062070 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
I should sleep.
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#5062143 - himynameiskit (06/29/2013) [-]
Yes
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#5062148 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
I'm keeping an eye on you...
#5062026 - Good night. Don't let the bedbugs bite. 06/29/2013 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... +2
#5062004 - Step 1: Post. Just post. 06/29/2013 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... +2
#5061978 - So she's a straight-leaning bisexual?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... 0
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#5062071 - FightClub (06/29/2013) [-]
no idea i just know she's a female with a cup titties
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#5062085 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Something
is wrong.
#5061944 - kill it with fire 06/29/2013 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... +2
#5061925 - I thought kit was a guy.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2013 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... 0
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#5061954 - FightClub (06/29/2013) [-]
o lmao
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#5061978 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
So she's a straight-leaning bisexual?
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#5062071 - FightClub (06/29/2013) [-]
no idea i just know she's a female with a cup titties
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#5062085 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Something
is wrong.
#5061896 - This is intriguing. However, I don't think it would be a good …  [+] (6 new replies) 06/29/2013 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... 0
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#5061909 - FightClub (06/29/2013) [-]
why must this be so for now?
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#5061925 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
I thought kit was a guy.
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#5061954 - FightClub (06/29/2013) [-]
o lmao
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#5061978 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
So she's a straight-leaning bisexual?
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#5062071 - FightClub (06/29/2013) [-]
no idea i just know she's a female with a cup titties
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#5062085 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Something
is wrong.
#5061880 - That must be some pretty damn useless information. 06/29/2013 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... +1
#5061871 - We don't agree on almost everything ever except not liking boxxy. 06/29/2013 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... +1
#5061854 - I have a feeling himynameiskit and I will be enemies for life.  [+] (12 new replies) 06/29/2013 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... +1
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#5061876 - FightClub (06/29/2013) [-]
her boobs are inferior to niggernog's
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#5061896 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
This is intriguing. However, I don't think it would be a good idea to find this out.
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#5061909 - FightClub (06/29/2013) [-]
why must this be so for now?
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#5061925 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
I thought kit was a guy.
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#5061954 - FightClub (06/29/2013) [-]
o lmao
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#5061978 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
So she's a straight-leaning bisexual?
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#5062071 - FightClub (06/29/2013) [-]
no idea i just know she's a female with a cup titties
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#5062085 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Something
is wrong.
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#5061890 - himynameiskit (06/29/2013) [-]
My ass is better, I'd hope.
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#5061901 - FightClub (06/29/2013) [-]
me too
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#5061860 - himynameiskit (06/29/2013) [-]
I don't even know you though
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#5061871 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
We don't agree on almost everything ever except not liking boxxy.
#5061824 - Maybe this board could become a SFW "straight" board.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... +1
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#5061849 - rokkarokkaali (06/29/2013) [-]
>this board
>straight
I came on this board for the first time ever and someone talked about having babies in their ass
#5061800 - Bribe him with a hug.  [+] (12 new replies) 06/29/2013 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... +2
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#5061841 - fjaddictftw (06/29/2013) [-]
**fjaddictftw hugs phanact**
#5061848 - phanact (06/29/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#5061856 - fjaddictftw (06/29/2013) [-]
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#5061861 - phanact (06/29/2013) [-]
You still have to go to bed
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#5061872 - fjaddictftw (06/29/2013) [-]
but.... I don't have my stuffed puppy...
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#5061882 - phanact (06/29/2013) [-]
You need a pony plushie...
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#5061888 - fjaddictftw (06/29/2013) [-]
2broke4that
#5061891 - phanact (06/29/2013) [-]
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#5061919 - fjaddictftw (06/29/2013) [-]
#5061927 - phanact (06/29/2013) [-]
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You'll get a plushie eventually
#5061948 - fjaddictftw (06/29/2013) [-]
that's adorable
#5061956 - phanact (06/29/2013) [-]
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#5061794 - More dead than death itself.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2013 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... +1
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#5061813 - rokkarokkaali (06/29/2013) [-]
deader than straight board?
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#5061824 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Maybe this board could become a SFW "straight" board.
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#5061849 - rokkarokkaali (06/29/2013) [-]
>this board
>straight
I came on this board for the first time ever and someone talked about having babies in their ass
#5061760 - Maybe it's just you. Anyone else would be dishonest. 06/29/2013 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... +1
#5061735 - Maybe.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... +1
#5061755 - rokkarokkaali (06/29/2013) [-]
#5061721 - Alrighty then! Thanks. 06/29/2013 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... 0
#5061703 - #YOLO  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... +1
#5061719 - aczzoh (06/29/2013) [-]
oloy
#5061716 - prettyflyforaderp (06/29/2013) [-]
#5061694 - Can I have a hug?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2013 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... 0
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#5061705 - fjaddictftw (06/29/2013) [-]
I suppose
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#5061721 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Alrighty then! Thanks.
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#5061711 - phanact (06/29/2013) [-]
You suppose?
Not very enthusiastic
#5061641 - OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... Who lives in a pineapp… 06/29/2013 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... 0
#5061619 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU! 06/29/2013 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... 0
#5061605 - Are you ready kids? 06/29/2013 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... 0
#5061590 - Don't you dare hide from me, grey rectangle... 06/29/2013 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... +2
#5061563 - I see. Sometimes one just drags on the days they visit a websi… 06/29/2013 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... 0
#5061543 - They're okay. 06/29/2013 on PURPLE HORSE CLUB - PURPLE... +1
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#2508 - majormayor
(02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
#2535 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I thought you said that you wouldn't use this account anymore?
#2536 to #2535 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I'm just going to be using it for things that can only be done with this profile e.g. look at the comment favorites.
#2537 to #2536 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I see.
#2533 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Wanna talk Indiana stuff?
#2534 to #2533 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Maybe.
#2538 to #2534 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
How is the snow?
#2539 to #2538 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
It has melted today.
#2540 to #2539 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Awh.

Are people still making ice sculptures?
#2541 to #2540 - mayormilkman (02/08/2015) [-]
I dunno.
#2531 - majormayor (02/07/2015) [-]
How long will it be?
#2532 to #2531 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Who knows?
#2528 - murrlogic (01/22/2015) [-]
boop
#2529 to #2528 - mayormilkman (01/24/2015) [-]
What are you doing here?
#2530 to #2529 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Profile Hopping
#2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
#2527 to #2526 - majormayor (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
#2514 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
#2516 to #2514 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah?
#2517 to #2516 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
hai
#2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
#2519 to #2518 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
idunno
#2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
#2521 to #2520 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
whaaaat?
#2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
#2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
#2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
#2525 to #2524 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
...ooookay
#2512 - ihatethings (05/25/2014) [-]
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#2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
#2511 to #2510 - majormayor (03/27/2014) [-]
Yep.
#2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s