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Gender: male
Age: 18
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
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Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:7/24/2014
Location:Indiana
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#76575 - Well, one commenter did. I can't remember his username, but it…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #76576 - teoberry (06/28/2013) [-]
Holy shit. Those guys are even more retarded than I thought.
User avatar #76578 - mayormilkman (06/28/2013) [-]
Hopefully it's already dying. There's a bit focus on /r/atheismrebooted in the metasphere even though it is relatively tiny compared to the mothership. It looks like we can complain about something else now.
User avatar #76580 - teoberry (06/28/2013) [-]
Only other subreddits I hate are r/imgoingtohellforthis and r/spacedicks

IGTHFT is just shitty jokes and pictures that people think are edgy and cool, spacedicks is IGTHFT except turned up a notch and really gay, it'll all Carlton or someone calling people Fagets
User avatar #76585 - mayormilkman (06/28/2013) [-]
Recently someone posted a tweet on IGTHFT about white people. It did not go over well and most of the comments were deleted.
#76571 - "Socrates died for this shit" Man, that was AAle…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #76573 - teoberry (06/28/2013) [-]
Wait, they actually said that? I thought it was just a joke.
User avatar #76575 - mayormilkman (06/28/2013) [-]
Well, one commenter did. I can't remember his username, but it was based off of "Metal Gear Solid".
User avatar #76576 - teoberry (06/28/2013) [-]
Holy shit. Those guys are even more retarded than I thought.
User avatar #76578 - mayormilkman (06/28/2013) [-]
Hopefully it's already dying. There's a bit focus on /r/atheismrebooted in the metasphere even though it is relatively tiny compared to the mothership. It looks like we can complain about something else now.
User avatar #76580 - teoberry (06/28/2013) [-]
Only other subreddits I hate are r/imgoingtohellforthis and r/spacedicks

IGTHFT is just shitty jokes and pictures that people think are edgy and cool, spacedicks is IGTHFT except turned up a notch and really gay, it'll all Carlton or someone calling people Fagets
User avatar #76585 - mayormilkman (06/28/2013) [-]
Recently someone posted a tweet on IGTHFT about white people. It did not go over well and most of the comments were deleted.
#16 - Something's not right here... 06/28/2013 on Alpha as fuck 0
#7 - Picture 06/28/2013 on Iron Man 4 +52
#76560 - He probably just posts on /r/atheismrebooted (the old /r/athei…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #76567 - teoberry (06/28/2013) [-]
I don't care what anyone says, /u/jij did the community a favor. Another interesting thing is that the only reason it's still a default subreddit is that people make accounts just to unsubscribe (a guy who works at reddit said it in an ama)
User avatar #76571 - mayormilkman (06/28/2013) [-]
"Socrates died for this shit"
Man, that was AAlewis-tier and it has become another recurring joke in the metasphere over there.
User avatar #76573 - teoberry (06/28/2013) [-]
Wait, they actually said that? I thought it was just a joke.
User avatar #76575 - mayormilkman (06/28/2013) [-]
Well, one commenter did. I can't remember his username, but it was based off of "Metal Gear Solid".
User avatar #76576 - teoberry (06/28/2013) [-]
Holy shit. Those guys are even more retarded than I thought.
User avatar #76578 - mayormilkman (06/28/2013) [-]
Hopefully it's already dying. There's a bit focus on /r/atheismrebooted in the metasphere even though it is relatively tiny compared to the mothership. It looks like we can complain about something else now.
User avatar #76580 - teoberry (06/28/2013) [-]
Only other subreddits I hate are r/imgoingtohellforthis and r/spacedicks

IGTHFT is just shitty jokes and pictures that people think are edgy and cool, spacedicks is IGTHFT except turned up a notch and really gay, it'll all Carlton or someone calling people Fagets
User avatar #76585 - mayormilkman (06/28/2013) [-]
Recently someone posted a tweet on IGTHFT about white people. It did not go over well and most of the comments were deleted.
#185 - Thanks. 06/28/2013 on vavawoom's profile 0
#180 - Yep. Is it okay to give you a hug now? 06/28/2013 on vavawoom's profile 0
#175 - Hee hee. We live in rather different timezones, me thinks. 06/28/2013 on vavawoom's profile 0
#76539 - I really don't know why Tumblr users are so eager to make such… 06/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#168 - What does that mean? 06/28/2013 on vavawoom's profile 0
#76533 - See below for an example. 06/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#3961062 - Ha ha. 06/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3961056 - don't 06/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3961040 - Danke schön nippuhl. 06/28/2013 on Play items 0
#939 - Yes. I already have the fabulous ones.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
User avatar #940 - nippuhl (06/28/2013) [-]
yeah i'll send
#937 - Milk, vanilla, tickets, the bits, and a Pony Abomination (norm…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
User avatar #938 - nippuhl (06/28/2013) [-]
would both pony aboms be ok?
User avatar #939 - mayormilkman (06/28/2013) [-]
Yes. I already have the fabulous ones.
User avatar #940 - nippuhl (06/28/2013) [-]
yeah i'll send
#935 - Only one. Make an offer.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/28/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
User avatar #936 - nippuhl (06/28/2013) [-]
what are you looking for
User avatar #937 - mayormilkman (06/28/2013) [-]
Milk, vanilla, tickets, the bits, and a Pony Abomination (normal and inverted).
User avatar #938 - nippuhl (06/28/2013) [-]
would both pony aboms be ok?
User avatar #939 - mayormilkman (06/28/2013) [-]
Yes. I already have the fabulous ones.
User avatar #940 - nippuhl (06/28/2013) [-]
yeah i'll send
#3961017 - No problemo. 06/28/2013 on Play items 0
#87 - This is what we get for posting/attracting Tumblr. 06/28/2013 on 156 +3
#3960997 - Well, that's true. It's still far from dead. 06/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3960995 - It's still one of the fastest boards. 06/28/2013 on Play items 0
#76487 - I really wonder why some people hate that video.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #76490 - EdwardNigma (06/28/2013) [-]
THE TALENT SHOW ONE, WHAT THE FUCK.
#2 - It's not the best, but hey man, it's not too bad (aside from t…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Meanwhile in America +14
#247 - anonymous (06/29/2013) [-]
silly willy, Europeans cant pretend to be better if they look at the good things.
User avatar #248 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Like they don't have any of their own flaws...
#5053415 - I am not Phanact. Are you not Phanact?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2013 on retard forum +1
User avatar #5053436 - mangioluingi (06/28/2013) [-]
I'm my original character Blanact!
#4470 - "Reborn Michael Jackson" "Ursa's Twilight t…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2013 on My Little Pony Sucks +1
#4471 - ragnarfag (06/28/2013) [-]
Or "the Hunger", I love the people who made this. But the most I love the one with Airplane Allan
User avatar #4473 - teoberry (06/28/2013) [-]
This one is definitely the best
#4474 - ragnarfag (06/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #4475 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
The image that Allan came from has been around for a while. I wonder if he's still an airplane.
User avatar #4479 - ragnarfag (06/29/2013) [-]
He will always fly in our hearts.
User avatar #4472 - davvi (06/28/2013) [-]
cock wrangler carl kind of looks like my old physics teacher..
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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2519 to #2518 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
idunno
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2521 to #2520 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
whaaaat?
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
User avatar #2525 to #2524 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
...ooookay
#2512 - ihatethings (05/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2489 to #2453 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
wat hapen
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2492 to #2491 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
cuz why
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2494 to #2493 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
topkek
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2490 to #2466 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
le rood
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > mudkipfucker > baronchecov > alternating between mudkipfucker and miscarrage > mudkipfucker

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2436 - megavoir ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #2409 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
WHY'D YA DO IT, SONNY?
I mean it was funny, but...
User avatar #2408 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
well that is what happens
User avatar #2407 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA LOSER
User avatar #2410 to #2407 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Coming from the brony who's name is vampireshy.
I dunno, man.
#2412 to #2410 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>gongthehawkeye
>making fun of MY username
User avatar #2413 to #2412 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
It's manly.
Tell me it doesn't strike the fear of a thousand battered housewives into your heat?
Does it not make thine anal cavity tingle with sexual delight?
User avatar #2480 to #2413 - revengeforfreeze (01/23/2014) [-]
Gong means shit dude
User avatar #2425 to #2413 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
I would like this 1000 times but I can't even like it once
User avatar #2414 to #2413 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>manly
>funnyjunk user
it makes my autism meter go off the charts and made me cringe so hard I think I might have shit myself
#2429 to #2414 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
"cringe"
lol
You're just another cringe kid.
User avatar #2415 to #2414 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Good enough for me. I'll take it.
User avatar #2416 to #2415 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
its funny cuz you were my friend on my other account
lel
User avatar #2417 to #2416 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Really? Which one, I honestly just add anyone that wants it, so I don't remember.
Also, why 2 accounts? I never got that thing.
User avatar #2419 to #2417 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
nah, you never added me but you were cool to me

my alt is Twi, but it's banned for 90 days
User avatar #2426 to #2419 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
holy fuck how did you manage to get banned for that long
User avatar #2427 to #2426 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
I posted a butt
User avatar #2428 to #2427 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
really that's all?
User avatar #2424 to #2419 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
wait what. i thought you were phanacts gf or something
User avatar #2418 to #2417 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
it's twi
he was banned for like, 3 months
User avatar #2420 to #2418 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
missypls i can talk fo myselffff
User avatar #2406 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
>tittentei
Did you find that content that was raided by feminists yet?
User avatar #2395 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
U should hoard milk
User avatar #2396 to #2395 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
I have several hundred, but knivesenpens (Is that how you spell it?) traded for some of it.
User avatar #2397 to #2396 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
Damn her!
I want milk now!
User avatar #2398 to #2397 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Did she delete her account or did I spell it wrong?
User avatar #2399 to #2398 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
She's gone ;-;
Her account is still there or so I believe but she left.
User avatar #2400 to #2399 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Oh, I see. Maybe that's why she hasn't bothered me in a while.
#2401 to #2400 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
Yeah :c
Yeah :c
User avatar #2402 to #2401 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Do you miss her?
User avatar #2403 to #2402 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
She's my friend and she left for no reason and without telling me so.
User avatar #2404 to #2403 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Hmm. I didn't get to know her as well.
User avatar #2405 to #2404 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
I did get to know her. She was nice.
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