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Age: 19
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Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

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#5068957 - What is that? Probably not.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Autism Board +1
User avatar #5068970 - alexianary (06/29/2013) [-]
i unno
is what im calling that face users keep posting, since mcturfersomething told me to join
User avatar #5068987 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Oh, that little fad that's going on right now.
I'm here just to avoid it.
User avatar #5069019 - alexianary (06/29/2013) [-]
same same
User avatar #5069043 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Does this board really go through some dumb fad every day?
User avatar #5069062 - alexianary (06/29/2013) [-]
seems like it
User avatar #5069081 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Do you know how this one even started? I think some of them begin by one user spamming the same thing a lot, although that doesn't always work.
#5068885 - I'm feelin' fine. I'm kind of bored, too, so I wandered on to …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Autism Board +1
User avatar #5068931 - alexianary (06/29/2013) [-]
haha
i take it then you didn't have turfer in mind?
User avatar #5068957 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
What is that?
Probably not.
User avatar #5068970 - alexianary (06/29/2013) [-]
i unno
is what im calling that face users keep posting, since mcturfersomething told me to join
User avatar #5068987 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Oh, that little fad that's going on right now.
I'm here just to avoid it.
User avatar #5069019 - alexianary (06/29/2013) [-]
same same
User avatar #5069043 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Does this board really go through some dumb fad every day?
User avatar #5069062 - alexianary (06/29/2013) [-]
seems like it
User avatar #5069081 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Do you know how this one even started? I think some of them begin by one user spamming the same thing a lot, although that doesn't always work.
#5068790 - Things seem good so far. We should make this place a bunker. S…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Autism Board +1
User avatar #5068851 - alexianary (06/29/2013) [-]
okay
might as well start a chat
how you doin?
User avatar #5068885 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
I'm feelin' fine. I'm kind of bored, too, so I wandered on to here to see if someone I like is around.
User avatar #5068931 - alexianary (06/29/2013) [-]
haha
i take it then you didn't have turfer in mind?
User avatar #5068957 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
What is that?
Probably not.
User avatar #5068970 - alexianary (06/29/2013) [-]
i unno
is what im calling that face users keep posting, since mcturfersomething told me to join
User avatar #5068987 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Oh, that little fad that's going on right now.
I'm here just to avoid it.
User avatar #5069019 - alexianary (06/29/2013) [-]
same same
User avatar #5069043 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Does this board really go through some dumb fad every day?
User avatar #5069062 - alexianary (06/29/2013) [-]
seems like it
User avatar #5069081 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Do you know how this one even started? I think some of them begin by one user spamming the same thing a lot, although that doesn't always work.
#5068740 - Are we safe down here?  [+] (12 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Autism Board +1
User avatar #5068747 - alexianary (06/29/2013) [-]
I...
I hope so.
User avatar #5068790 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Things seem good so far. We should make this place a bunker. Soon ac will join us here.
User avatar #5068851 - alexianary (06/29/2013) [-]
okay
might as well start a chat
how you doin?
User avatar #5068885 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
I'm feelin' fine. I'm kind of bored, too, so I wandered on to here to see if someone I like is around.
User avatar #5068931 - alexianary (06/29/2013) [-]
haha
i take it then you didn't have turfer in mind?
User avatar #5068957 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
What is that?
Probably not.
User avatar #5068970 - alexianary (06/29/2013) [-]
i unno
is what im calling that face users keep posting, since mcturfersomething told me to join
User avatar #5068987 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Oh, that little fad that's going on right now.
I'm here just to avoid it.
User avatar #5069019 - alexianary (06/29/2013) [-]
same same
User avatar #5069043 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Does this board really go through some dumb fad every day?
User avatar #5069062 - alexianary (06/29/2013) [-]
seems like it
User avatar #5069081 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Do you know how this one even started? I think some of them begin by one user spamming the same thing a lot, although that doesn't always work.
#76865 - I'm here for the party.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #76868 - infamoustrapper (06/29/2013) [-]
We've been waiting
#3965535 - Alrighty then. 06/29/2013 on Play items 0
#3965519 - Ten of what?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3965521 - demigodofmadness (06/29/2013) [-]
Evil toast
User avatar #3965535 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
#3965488 - Will the blue filly eggs ever hatch?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on Play items -1
User avatar #3965490 - danielfm (06/29/2013) [-]
nope
#3965450 - What a nice day at sea! 06/29/2013 on Play items +5
#3965336 - It is divisible by two, at least.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3965337 - demigodofmadness (06/29/2013) [-]
And 3, 5, 6, 9, and 10.
User avatar #3965338 - viktordiaz (06/29/2013) [-]
And 618,438,960
User avatar #3965340 - demigodofmadness (06/29/2013) [-]
It is, but that's one of the numbers it's allowed to be divisible by.
#16 - Their sins. 06/29/2013 on The Effects of Armageddon -2
#48 - A lot of other websites view us similarly to 9gag. Hell, back … 06/29/2013 on Not sure if win.. or? +1
#40 - Guys like you are the cancer. 06/29/2013 on Youtube ad rage +4
#61 - Hell, the people who complain about those comments in Tumblr p… 06/29/2013 on Tumblr is Becoming Self Aware +5
#60 - I've been only going here for two years, and now I am 17. 06/29/2013 on Tumblr is Becoming Self Aware 0
#58 - When I first came here I was 15. Ha! Elsewhere, I rarely see &…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Tumblr is Becoming Self Aware 0
#59 - forszhen (06/29/2013) [-]
I was 13 when I first came onto this site. I'm 19 now haha. Maybe it's the 6 years of experience with this site that has made me oblivious to little things such as xD.
User avatar #60 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
I've been only going here for two years, and now I am 17.
#56 - That one too. 06/29/2013 on Tumblr is Becoming Self Aware 0
#23 - I will always be baffled how two letters can make so many people mad.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Tumblr is Becoming Self Aware +2
#57 - forszhen (06/29/2013) [-]
Maybe because you aren't under the age of 14 like half of this site.
User avatar #58 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
When I first came here I was 15. Ha! Elsewhere, I rarely see "le" and as for "XD", it is still common, but nowhere near as obnoxiously used as people make it out to be on here. Maybe it's not always appropriate, but I usually see it as a lone "XD" and there's nothing more to it.
#59 - forszhen (06/29/2013) [-]
I was 13 when I first came onto this site. I'm 19 now haha. Maybe it's the 6 years of experience with this site that has made me oblivious to little things such as xD.
User avatar #60 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
I've been only going here for two years, and now I am 17.
User avatar #32 - arabiddrummer (06/29/2013) [-]
"le"
User avatar #56 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
That one too.
#3964903 - Fiends are used to make Abominations, which go up in a few for… 06/29/2013 on Play items +1
#3964876 - Every time I see your icon I think of this. 06/29/2013 on Play items 0
#248 - Like they don't have any of their own flaws... 06/29/2013 on Meanwhile in America 0
#5066192 - Not much, though. 06/29/2013 on Autism Board +1
#5066188 - I'm not blue enough, am I?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Autism Board +1
#5066191 - danzeebass has deleted their comment.
User avatar #5066192 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Not much, though.
#3964700 - Thbbt. 06/29/2013 on Play items 0
#3964695 - **mayormilkman rolls 13**  [+] (8 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3964712 - girguy (06/29/2013) [-]
pay up faggot
User avatar #3964696 - girguy (06/29/2013) [-]
**girguy rolls 45**
User avatar #3964704 - applecopy (06/29/2013) [-]
I win
User avatar #3964701 - applecopy (06/29/2013) [-]
**applecopy rolls 46**
User avatar #3964707 - girguy (06/29/2013) [-]
**girguy rolls 11**
that isn't how it works
User avatar #3964710 - applecopy (06/29/2013) [-]
ty nigger
User avatar #3964708 - applecopy (06/29/2013) [-]
still won
User avatar #3964700 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Thbbt.

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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2535 - ragnarfag ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
I thought you said that you wouldn't use this account anymore?
User avatar #2536 to #2535 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I'm just going to be using it for things that can only be done with this profile e.g. look at the comment favorites.
User avatar #2537 to #2536 - ragnarfag ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
I see.
User avatar #2533 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Wanna talk Indiana stuff?
User avatar #2538 to #2534 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
How is the snow?
User avatar #2539 to #2538 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
It has melted today.
User avatar #2540 to #2539 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Awh.

Are people still making ice sculptures?
User avatar #2541 to #2540 - mayormilkman (02/08/2015) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #2531 - majormayor (02/07/2015) [-]
How long will it be?
User avatar #2532 to #2531 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Who knows?
User avatar #2528 - murrlogic (01/22/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #2529 to #2528 - mayormilkman (01/24/2015) [-]
What are you doing here?
User avatar #2530 to #2529 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Profile Hopping
User avatar #2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - majormayor (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
#2512 - ihatethings (05/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - fefe (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
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