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mayormilkman

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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:10/19/2015
Location:Indiana
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

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#1793 - I'm talking about being away from Myra.  [+] (9 new replies) 10/14/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
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#1794 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Oh. Yeah.
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#1795 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Ah.
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#1796 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
I'm drawing a picture for her that she's going to make a costume of for Spooky Day.
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#1797 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Interesting.
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#1798 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Have I told you about our plans for Spooky Day?
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#1799 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Nope.
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#1800 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Okay.
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#1801 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
What's your plans?
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#1802 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
We're just gonna hang out. Maybe dick around town. Watch movies or something......And then.....Um......Have sex.
#1791 - Alone again?  [+] (11 new replies) 10/14/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
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#1792 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
What?
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#1793 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
I'm talking about being away from Myra.
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#1794 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Oh. Yeah.
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#1795 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Ah.
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#1796 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
I'm drawing a picture for her that she's going to make a costume of for Spooky Day.
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#1797 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Interesting.
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#1798 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Have I told you about our plans for Spooky Day?
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#1799 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Nope.
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#1800 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Okay.
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#1801 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
What's your plans?
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#1802 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
We're just gonna hang out. Maybe dick around town. Watch movies or something......And then.....Um......Have sex.
#129918 - Hmm. I guess admin's trying to revise things even further. 10/14/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#129916 - "Jo" I don't even know who/what that is. Anyway,…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#129919 - samxdaxman (10/14/2013) [-]
Fuck autocorrect. I'm on my phone and I tried to write "the".
#1789 - That explains a lot.  [+] (13 new replies) 10/14/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
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#1790 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Yeah.
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#1791 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Alone again?
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#1792 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
What?
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#1793 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
I'm talking about being away from Myra.
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#1794 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Oh. Yeah.
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#1795 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Ah.
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#1796 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
I'm drawing a picture for her that she's going to make a costume of for Spooky Day.
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#1797 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Interesting.
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#1798 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Have I told you about our plans for Spooky Day?
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#1799 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Nope.
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#1800 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Okay.
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#1801 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
What's your plans?
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#1802 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
We're just gonna hang out. Maybe dick around town. Watch movies or something......And then.....Um......Have sex.
#129912 - We're in a period of little drama now. All is fine.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#129914 - samxdaxman (10/14/2013) [-]
Good. Glad I came back when all the fighting ended. How's shit been here outside of Jo fights?
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#129916 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
"Jo"
I don't even know who/what that is. Anyway, there's plenty of hating to go around.
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#129919 - samxdaxman (10/14/2013) [-]
Fuck autocorrect. I'm on my phone and I tried to write "the".
#129911 - I don't get it.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#129915 - leonhardtv (10/14/2013) [-]
Try to make a new account with "cock" or "dick" or "shit" in it.
I kept getting "That name is not allowed"
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#129921 - hieronymous (10/14/2013) [-]
90 percent of those kind of accounts exist already anyway
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#129918 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Hmm. I guess admin's trying to revise things even further.
#1787 - Okay?  [+] (15 new replies) 10/14/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
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#1788 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
I posted the wrong picture.
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#1789 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
That explains a lot.
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#1790 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Yeah.
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#1791 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Alone again?
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#1792 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
What?
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#1793 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
I'm talking about being away from Myra.
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#1794 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Oh. Yeah.
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#1795 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Ah.
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#1796 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
I'm drawing a picture for her that she's going to make a costume of for Spooky Day.
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#1797 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Interesting.
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#1798 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Have I told you about our plans for Spooky Day?
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#1799 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Nope.
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#1800 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Okay.
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#1801 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
What's your plans?
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#1802 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
We're just gonna hang out. Maybe dick around town. Watch movies or something......And then.....Um......Have sex.
#1785 - I have taught you well.  [+] (17 new replies) 10/14/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#1786 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
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#1787 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Okay?
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#1788 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
I posted the wrong picture.
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#1789 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
That explains a lot.
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#1790 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Yeah.
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#1791 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Alone again?
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#1792 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
What?
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#1793 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
I'm talking about being away from Myra.
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#1794 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Oh. Yeah.
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#1795 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Ah.
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#1796 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
I'm drawing a picture for her that she's going to make a costume of for Spooky Day.
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#1797 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Interesting.
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#1798 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Have I told you about our plans for Spooky Day?
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#1799 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Nope.
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#1800 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Okay.
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#1801 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
What's your plans?
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#1802 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
We're just gonna hang out. Maybe dick around town. Watch movies or something......And then.....Um......Have sex.
#6233301 - The one where she's blown up like a balloon. 10/14/2013 on Old Board. Go to... +1