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#1805 - This one should be especially special..  [+] (17 replies) 10/14/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
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#1806 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Like three years ago I decided that I was going to lose my virginity on either Spooky Day or Christmas.
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#1807 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Why these days, though?
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#1808 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
They're special to me.
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#1809 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
I see...

Welp, I hope that it goes well for you and Myra. Then again, that's a couple weeks from now, and you'll be together again in the meantime anyway (I think).
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#1810 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
I stay at her house like every weekend. Except that one weekend when I had to go to a wedding.
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#1811 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Hmm. How should things be until the very special day?
#1812 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
*shrug*
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#1813 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Ha.
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#1814 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
I think she wants me to move in with her eventually. She was talking about it with a friend of ours and I'm not sure if it was serious.
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#1815 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
How do you think that would go?
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#1816 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
I don't think my parents would agree to it.
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#1817 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
I see. I am sure that you would love to do so, though.
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#1818 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I would. But part of me would also be scared to do it.
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#1819 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
I'm sure it would become a more acceptable idea over time, of course.
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#1820 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I feel like I should discuss it with her. Or wait for her to discuss it with me.
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#1821 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
We'll see how that goes.
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#1822 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I just need to know that she could take care of me.
#1803 - Sounds like fun. I'm not sure what I'm doing this year. Last y…  [+] (19 replies) 10/14/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
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#1804 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
I haven't done anything for Spooky Day in like five years.
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#1805 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
This one should be especially special..
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#1806 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Like three years ago I decided that I was going to lose my virginity on either Spooky Day or Christmas.
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#1807 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Why these days, though?
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#1808 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
They're special to me.
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#1809 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
I see...

Welp, I hope that it goes well for you and Myra. Then again, that's a couple weeks from now, and you'll be together again in the meantime anyway (I think).
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#1810 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
I stay at her house like every weekend. Except that one weekend when I had to go to a wedding.
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#1811 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Hmm. How should things be until the very special day?
#1812 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
*shrug*
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#1813 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Ha.
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#1814 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
I think she wants me to move in with her eventually. She was talking about it with a friend of ours and I'm not sure if it was serious.
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#1815 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
How do you think that would go?
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#1816 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
I don't think my parents would agree to it.
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#1817 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
I see. I am sure that you would love to do so, though.
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#1818 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I would. But part of me would also be scared to do it.
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#1819 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
I'm sure it would become a more acceptable idea over time, of course.
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#1820 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I feel like I should discuss it with her. Or wait for her to discuss it with me.
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#1821 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
We'll see how that goes.
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#1822 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I just need to know that she could take care of me.
#1801 - What's your plans?  [+] (1 reply) 10/14/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
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#1802 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
We're just gonna hang out. Maybe dick around town. Watch movies or something......And then.....Um......Have sex.
#1799 - Nope.  [+] (3 replies) 10/14/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
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#1800 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Okay.
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#1801 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
What's your plans?
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#1802 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
We're just gonna hang out. Maybe dick around town. Watch movies or something......And then.....Um......Have sex.
#1797 - Interesting.  [+] (5 replies) 10/14/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
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#1798 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Have I told you about our plans for Spooky Day?
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#1799 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Nope.
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#1800 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Okay.
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#1801 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
What's your plans?
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#1802 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
We're just gonna hang out. Maybe dick around town. Watch movies or something......And then.....Um......Have sex.
#3399 - Oh well. How's it going?  [+] (2 replies) 10/14/2013 on lilmisspinkamena's profile 0
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#3400 - lilmisspinkamena (10/15/2013) [-]
not bad ty for asking
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#3401 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
What do you think of this silly conversation we had two months ago?
#1795 - Ah.  [+] (7 replies) 10/14/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
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#1796 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
I'm drawing a picture for her that she's going to make a costume of for Spooky Day.
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#1797 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Interesting.
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#1798 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Have I told you about our plans for Spooky Day?
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#1799 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Nope.
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#1800 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
Okay.
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#1801 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
What's your plans?
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#1802 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
We're just gonna hang out. Maybe dick around town. Watch movies or something......And then.....Um......Have sex.