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#1821 - We'll see how that goes.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
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#1822 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I just need to know that she could take care of me.
#1819 - I'm sure it would become a more acceptable idea over time, of course.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
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#1820 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I feel like I should discuss it with her. Or wait for her to discuss it with me.
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#1821 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
We'll see how that goes.
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#1822 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I just need to know that she could take care of me.
#1817 - I see. I am sure that you would love to do so, though.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/14/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
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#1818 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I would. But part of me would also be scared to do it.
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#1819 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
I'm sure it would become a more acceptable idea over time, of course.
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#1820 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I feel like I should discuss it with her. Or wait for her to discuss it with me.
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#1821 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
We'll see how that goes.
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#1822 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I just need to know that she could take care of me.
#1815 - How do you think that would go?  [+] (7 new replies) 10/14/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
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#1816 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
I don't think my parents would agree to it.
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#1817 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
I see. I am sure that you would love to do so, though.
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#1818 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I would. But part of me would also be scared to do it.
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#1819 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
I'm sure it would become a more acceptable idea over time, of course.
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#1820 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I feel like I should discuss it with her. Or wait for her to discuss it with me.
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#1821 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
We'll see how that goes.
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#1822 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I just need to know that she could take care of me.
#1813 - Ha.  [+] (9 new replies) 10/14/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
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#1814 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
I think she wants me to move in with her eventually. She was talking about it with a friend of ours and I'm not sure if it was serious.
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#1815 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
How do you think that would go?
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#1816 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
I don't think my parents would agree to it.
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#1817 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
I see. I am sure that you would love to do so, though.
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#1818 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I would. But part of me would also be scared to do it.
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#1819 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
I'm sure it would become a more acceptable idea over time, of course.
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#1820 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I feel like I should discuss it with her. Or wait for her to discuss it with me.
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#1821 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
We'll see how that goes.
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#1822 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I just need to know that she could take care of me.
#1811 - Hmm. How should things be until the very special day?  [+] (11 new replies) 10/14/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#1812 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
*shrug*
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#1813 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Ha.
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#1814 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
I think she wants me to move in with her eventually. She was talking about it with a friend of ours and I'm not sure if it was serious.
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#1815 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
How do you think that would go?
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#1816 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
I don't think my parents would agree to it.
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#1817 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
I see. I am sure that you would love to do so, though.
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#1818 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I would. But part of me would also be scared to do it.
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#1819 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
I'm sure it would become a more acceptable idea over time, of course.
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#1820 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I feel like I should discuss it with her. Or wait for her to discuss it with me.
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#1821 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
We'll see how that goes.
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#1822 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I just need to know that she could take care of me.
#71 - This sort of **** got old over a year ago. 10/14/2013 on more tumblr nonsense +1
#69 - Get new material.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2013 on more tumblr nonsense +1
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#70 - Dwarf (10/14/2013) [-]
LE GET OUT XDDDD
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#71 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
This sort of shit got old over a year ago.
#1809 - I see... Welp, I hope that it goes well for you and M…  [+] (13 new replies) 10/14/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
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#1810 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
I stay at her house like every weekend. Except that one weekend when I had to go to a wedding.
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#1811 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Hmm. How should things be until the very special day?
#1812 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
*shrug*
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#1813 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Ha.
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#1814 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
I think she wants me to move in with her eventually. She was talking about it with a friend of ours and I'm not sure if it was serious.
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#1815 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
How do you think that would go?
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#1816 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
I don't think my parents would agree to it.
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#1817 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
I see. I am sure that you would love to do so, though.
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#1818 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I would. But part of me would also be scared to do it.
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#1819 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
I'm sure it would become a more acceptable idea over time, of course.
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#1820 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I feel like I should discuss it with her. Or wait for her to discuss it with me.
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#1821 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
We'll see how that goes.
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#1822 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I just need to know that she could take care of me.
#1807 - Why these days, though?  [+] (15 new replies) 10/14/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
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#1808 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
They're special to me.
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#1809 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
I see...

Welp, I hope that it goes well for you and Myra. Then again, that's a couple weeks from now, and you'll be together again in the meantime anyway (I think).
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#1810 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
I stay at her house like every weekend. Except that one weekend when I had to go to a wedding.
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#1811 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Hmm. How should things be until the very special day?
#1812 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
*shrug*
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#1813 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Ha.
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#1814 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
I think she wants me to move in with her eventually. She was talking about it with a friend of ours and I'm not sure if it was serious.
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#1815 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
How do you think that would go?
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#1816 - violetmistress (10/14/2013) [-]
I don't think my parents would agree to it.
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#1817 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
I see. I am sure that you would love to do so, though.
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#1818 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I would. But part of me would also be scared to do it.
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#1819 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
I'm sure it would become a more acceptable idea over time, of course.
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#1820 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I feel like I should discuss it with her. Or wait for her to discuss it with me.
User avatar
#1821 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
We'll see how that goes.
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#1822 - violetmistress (10/15/2013) [-]
I just need to know that she could take care of me.