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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
Video Games Played: Numerous
Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:12/09/2014
Location:Indiana
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

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#5062113 - Waluigi 06/29/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#5062085 - Something is wrong. 06/29/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#5062070 - I should sleep.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #5062143 - himynameiskit (06/29/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #5062148 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
I'm keeping an eye on you...
#5062038 - Was the penis really necessary?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/29/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #5062082 - rokkarokkaali (06/29/2013) [-]
It's all wrong. Duck penises are corkscrewed and vaginas corkscrewed
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY
User avatar #5062064 - himynameiskit (06/29/2013) [-]
Strap-on*
User avatar #5062070 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
I should sleep.
User avatar #5062143 - himynameiskit (06/29/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #5062148 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
I'm keeping an eye on you...
#5062026 - Good night. Don't let the bedbugs bite. 06/29/2013 on autism autism autism autism +2
#5062004 - Step 1: Post. Just post. 06/29/2013 on autism autism autism autism +2
#5061978 - So she's a straight-leaning bisexual?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #5062071 - FightClub (06/29/2013) [-]
no idea i just know she's a female with a cup titties
User avatar #5062085 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Something
is wrong.
#5061944 - kill it with fire 06/29/2013 on autism autism autism autism +2
#5061925 - I thought kit was a guy.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #5061954 - FightClub (06/29/2013) [-]
o lmao
User avatar #5061978 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
So she's a straight-leaning bisexual?
User avatar #5062071 - FightClub (06/29/2013) [-]
no idea i just know she's a female with a cup titties
User avatar #5062085 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Something
is wrong.
#5061896 - This is intriguing. However, I don't think it would be a good …  [+] (6 new replies) 06/29/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #5061909 - FightClub (06/29/2013) [-]
why must this be so for now?
User avatar #5061925 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
I thought kit was a guy.
User avatar #5061954 - FightClub (06/29/2013) [-]
o lmao
User avatar #5061978 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
So she's a straight-leaning bisexual?
User avatar #5062071 - FightClub (06/29/2013) [-]
no idea i just know she's a female with a cup titties
User avatar #5062085 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Something
is wrong.
#5061880 - That must be some pretty damn useless information. 06/29/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
#5061871 - We don't agree on almost everything ever except not liking boxxy. 06/29/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
#5061854 - I have a feeling himynameiskit and I will be enemies for life.  [+] (12 new replies) 06/29/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #5061876 - FightClub (06/29/2013) [-]
her boobs are inferior to niggernog's
User avatar #5061896 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
This is intriguing. However, I don't think it would be a good idea to find this out.
User avatar #5061909 - FightClub (06/29/2013) [-]
why must this be so for now?
User avatar #5061925 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
I thought kit was a guy.
User avatar #5061954 - FightClub (06/29/2013) [-]
o lmao
User avatar #5061978 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
So she's a straight-leaning bisexual?
User avatar #5062071 - FightClub (06/29/2013) [-]
no idea i just know she's a female with a cup titties
User avatar #5062085 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Something
is wrong.
User avatar #5061890 - himynameiskit (06/29/2013) [-]
My ass is better, I'd hope.
User avatar #5061901 - FightClub (06/29/2013) [-]
me too
User avatar #5061860 - himynameiskit (06/29/2013) [-]
I don't even know you though
User avatar #5061871 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
We don't agree on almost everything ever except not liking boxxy.
#5061824 - Maybe this board could become a SFW "straight" board.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #5061849 - rokkarokkaali (06/29/2013) [-]
>this board
>straight
I came on this board for the first time ever and someone talked about having babies in their ass
#5061800 - Bribe him with a hug.  [+] (12 new replies) 06/29/2013 on autism autism autism autism +2
User avatar #5061841 - fjaddictftw (06/29/2013) [-]
**fjaddictftw hugs phanact**
#5061848 - phanact (06/29/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#5061856 - fjaddictftw (06/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #5061861 - phanact (06/29/2013) [-]
You still have to go to bed
User avatar #5061872 - fjaddictftw (06/29/2013) [-]
but.... I don't have my stuffed puppy...
User avatar #5061882 - phanact (06/29/2013) [-]
You need a pony plushie...
User avatar #5061888 - fjaddictftw (06/29/2013) [-]
2broke4that
#5061891 - phanact (06/29/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#5061919 - fjaddictftw (06/29/2013) [-]
#5061927 - phanact (06/29/2013) [-]
This image has expired
You'll get a plushie eventually
#5061948 - fjaddictftw (06/29/2013) [-]
that's adorable
#5061956 - phanact (06/29/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#5061794 - More dead than death itself.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #5061813 - rokkarokkaali (06/29/2013) [-]
deader than straight board?
User avatar #5061824 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Maybe this board could become a SFW "straight" board.
User avatar #5061849 - rokkarokkaali (06/29/2013) [-]
>this board
>straight
I came on this board for the first time ever and someone talked about having babies in their ass
#5061760 - Maybe it's just you. Anyone else would be dishonest. 06/29/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
#5061735 - Maybe.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
#5061755 - rokkarokkaali (06/29/2013) [-]
#5061721 - Alrighty then! Thanks. 06/29/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#5061703 - #YOLO  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
#5061719 - aczzoh (06/29/2013) [-]
oloy
#5061716 - prettyflyforaderp (06/29/2013) [-]
#5061694 - Can I have a hug?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #5061705 - fjaddictftw (06/29/2013) [-]
I suppose
User avatar #5061721 - mayormilkman (06/29/2013) [-]
Alrighty then! Thanks.
User avatar #5061711 - phanact (06/29/2013) [-]
You suppose?
Not very enthusiastic
#5061641 - OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... Who lives in a pineapp… 06/29/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#5061619 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU! 06/29/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#5061605 - Are you ready kids? 06/29/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#5061590 - Don't you dare hide from me, grey rectangle... 06/29/2013 on autism autism autism autism +2
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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - majormayor (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
#2512 - ihatethings (05/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #2409 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
WHY'D YA DO IT, SONNY?
I mean it was funny, but...
User avatar #2408 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
well that is what happens
User avatar #2407 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA LOSER
User avatar #2410 to #2407 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Coming from the brony who's name is vampireshy.
I dunno, man.
#2412 to #2410 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>gongthehawkeye
>making fun of MY username
User avatar #2413 to #2412 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
It's manly.
Tell me it doesn't strike the fear of a thousand battered housewives into your heat?
Does it not make thine anal cavity tingle with sexual delight?
User avatar #2480 to #2413 - revengeforfreeze (01/23/2014) [-]
Gong means **** dude
User avatar #2425 to #2413 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
I would like this 1000 times but I can't even like it once
User avatar #2414 to #2413 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>manly
>funnyjunk user
it makes my autism meter go off the charts and made me cringe so hard I think I might have **** myself
#2429 to #2414 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
"cringe"
lol
You're just another cringe kid.
User avatar #2415 to #2414 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Good enough for me. I'll take it.
User avatar #2416 to #2415 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
its funny cuz you were my friend on my other account
lel
User avatar #2417 to #2416 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Really? Which one, I honestly just add anyone that wants it, so I don't remember.
Also, why 2 accounts? I never got that thing.
User avatar #2419 to #2417 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
nah, you never added me but you were cool to me

my alt is Twi, but it's banned for 90 days
User avatar #2426 to #2419 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
holy **** how did you manage to get banned for that long
User avatar #2427 to #2426 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
I posted a butt
User avatar #2428 to #2427 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
really that's all?
User avatar #2424 to #2419 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
wait what. i thought you were phanacts gf or something
User avatar #2418 to #2417 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
it's twi
he was banned for like, 3 months
User avatar #2420 to #2418 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
missypls i can talk fo myselffff
User avatar #2406 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
>tittentei
Did you find that content that was raided by feminists yet?
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