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mayormilkman

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
Video Games Played: Numerous
Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:3/16/2015
Location:Indiana
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Comment Ranking:#26447
Highest Content Rank:#429
Highest Comment Rank:#64
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Level 220 Content: Mind Blower → Level 221 Content: Mind Blower
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Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous
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Total Comments Made:24738
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

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#3971675 - Picture 07/01/2013 on Play items +1
#3971558 - **mayormilkman rolls 44**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2013 on Play items +2
#3971560 - wgv has deleted their comment.
#3971518 - Should there be? 07/01/2013 on Play items 0
#3971516 - But I thought you were with the lamia side...  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3971517 - Nightelfbane (07/01/2013) [-]
there are no lamia items
User avatar #3971518 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Should there be?
#3 - Haters gonna hate. 07/01/2013 on PPG kick ass 0
#5086321 - 5:45 am is too late for me. 07/01/2013 on Autism Board +1
#5086291 - I haven't watched enough of any anime. 07/01/2013 on Autism Board 0
#231 - I'm straight; that image made me react with indifference as I … 07/01/2013 on FJ Flash News HERE ! 0
#225 - I don't like traps. Even before the facade is brought down, I'…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2013 on FJ Flash News HERE ! 0
User avatar #228 - vetis (07/01/2013) [-]
Ah. Well, sorry for popping that picture on you. I thought your reaction would be different. ; ~ ;
User avatar #231 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
I'm straight; that image made me react with indifference as I already know about him.
#218 - You have Ken Ashcorp's fursona as an icon. It's the same case …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2013 on FJ Flash News HERE ! 0
#222 - vetis has deleted their comment.
User avatar #225 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
I don't like traps. Even before the facade is brought down, I'm generally not all that interested in or aroused by them. It tends to be obvious though, considering how their fans are eager to point it out.
User avatar #228 - vetis (07/01/2013) [-]
Ah. Well, sorry for popping that picture on you. I thought your reaction would be different. ; ~ ;
User avatar #231 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
I'm straight; that image made me react with indifference as I already know about him.
#78219 - Very well then. Futa girls can still have boobs and wide hips, though. 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#123 - I don't like traps. 07/01/2013 on friedgreenpomatoes's profile 0
#78216 - At this point in time, his spam goes all the way back to page … 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
#78213 - Except they're female... Traps have to dress in a way…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#78217 - aklidic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #78219 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Very well then. Futa girls can still have boobs and wide hips, though.
#78122 - You described futa. Some futa fans are bi though.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#78126 - aklidic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #78213 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Except they're female...

Traps have to dress in a way to appear female.
#78217 - aklidic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #78219 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Very well then. Futa girls can still have boobs and wide hips, though.
#78116 - He would be dead before we would be halfway done.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
User avatar #78119 - rokkarokkaali (07/01/2013) [-]
Hopefully so
#43 - Psst. It's just one guy (OP) who has been spamming this stuff… 07/01/2013 on Beautiful 0
#78016 - Traps and futa pretty much hold hands when it comes to fetishes. 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#78004 - You know what I don't hate, but really don't like? Traps. …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#78103 - aklidic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #78122 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
You described futa. Some futa fans are bi though.
#78126 - aklidic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #78213 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Except they're female...

Traps have to dress in a way to appear female.
#78217 - aklidic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #78219 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Very well then. Futa girls can still have boobs and wide hips, though.
#78010 - dumerveil has deleted their comment.
User avatar #78016 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Traps and futa pretty much hold hands when it comes to fetishes.
User avatar #78008 - obedientflyer (07/01/2013) [-]
People want to be gay, without really feeling gay,
User avatar #78007 - kolimm (07/01/2013) [-]
i like it just because i have a fetish for them idk about others
#77997 - I'll thumb you up this time. 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#77915 - If boards beside the brony one were moderated, maybe things … 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#110 - I don't like traps.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2013 on FJ Flash News HERE ! +4
User avatar #126 - altari (07/01/2013) [-]
I hear you brother.
#77798 - There's over eleven pages of the spam by now. 06/30/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#77732 - You just took a huge **** on this board, that's what. 06/30/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#77729 - I have to admit. He is one of the most persistent spammers I h…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#77731 - dumerveil has deleted their comment.
User avatar #77730 - kolimm (06/30/2013) [-]
really?
User avatar #77732 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
You just took a huge shit on this board, that's what.

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User avatar #2508 - majormayor ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2535 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I thought you said that you wouldn't use this account anymore?
User avatar #2536 to #2535 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I'm just going to be using it for things that can only be done with this profile e.g. look at the comment favorites.
User avatar #2537 to #2536 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I see.
User avatar #2533 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Wanna talk Indiana stuff?
User avatar #2538 to #2534 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
How is the snow?
User avatar #2539 to #2538 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
It has melted today.
User avatar #2540 to #2539 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Awh.

Are people still making ice sculptures?
User avatar #2541 to #2540 - mayormilkman (02/08/2015) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #2531 - majormayor ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
How long will it be?
User avatar #2532 to #2531 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Who knows?
User avatar #2528 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #2529 to #2528 - mayormilkman (01/24/2015) [-]
What are you doing here?
User avatar #2530 to #2529 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Profile Hopping
User avatar #2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - majormayor ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2516 to #2514 - majormayor ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah?
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2519 to #2518 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
idunno
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2521 to #2520 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
whaaaat?
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
User avatar #2525 to #2524 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
...ooookay
#2512 - ihatethings (05/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2511 to #2510 - majormayor ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
#2488 - volksworgen ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
rip ;A;
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2489 to #2453 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
wat hapen
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2492 to #2491 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
cuz why
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2494 to #2493 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
topkek
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2455 to #2454 - majormayor ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
No.
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2490 to #2466 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
le rood
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor ONLINE (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor ONLINE (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
#2448 to #2446 - waffies ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
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