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Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
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Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:10/19/2015
Location:Indiana
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

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#39 - Sinfest is ****.  [+] (13 new replies) 06/30/2013 on One shade of grey +2
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#50 - azumeow (06/30/2013) [-]
Disgusting, maggot-infected shit.
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#45 - Zeigh (06/30/2013) [-]
It used to be decent until the creator started going full preaching feminazi.
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#46 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
I haven't even read much of the comic before that transition, but I have read from some readers that he pretty much abandoned some of the characters' personalities just to preach his crazy shit.
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#82 - useroftheLOLZ (06/30/2013) [-]
it's pretty much pro radical feminism now. I used to read it, when it balanced the political humor, and the religious humor. But now, it's not even funny, it's just one dark, angsty, political statement, after another. And he removed some character too, no Buddha, no Tao Dragon, no God, Satan rarely makes any appearances. And there's the characters he changed for no fucking good reason, that being Slick, Monique, the Pig, Little D, the Choir Boy, Satan's fucked up evilness has been cranked to 11/10. And now, best of all, all the comic does is spew feminist bullshit, Slick is considered a Dudebro, even though he wasn't for a long time, Monique is a prissy bitch, who is brainwashed by the femanazi brigade, there is the Famanazi brigade that parades throughout 9/10 of the current comics, and how they are empowering women by emasculating men. And its just a sinking ship by now.
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#48 - Zeigh (06/30/2013) [-]
Yep. One of the characters, "Monique" used to be a fun loving sexy singer, now all she does is bitch about men.
He hardly uses any of the character he had previously established and pretty much replaced them with what looks like 12 year olds on trikes (One of them is pictured above).
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#49 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
And Slick has been downgraded into being little more a "dudebro" strawman for the jokes, I guess.
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#51 - Zeigh (06/30/2013) [-]
Pretty much, yeah. Same thing with the pig guy, I forget his name.
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#52 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
He even bothers to mock the people who want the comic to go back to its older ways. It may as well end already if the fanbase is shrinking.
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#53 - Zeigh (06/30/2013) [-]
When you start mocking the people who helped get your content popular then it's time to stop making content.
#55 - kraetyz (06/30/2013) [-]
Except for Spoony, of course. Also, thanks to the both of you for educating me on the story of this comic, I'd never heard of it before.
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#57 - Zeigh (06/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, but Spoony is funny as hell and he does it for comedic effect.
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#54 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
I guess he wants to move onto a new audience, but even some feminists don't like him.
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#56 - Zeigh (06/30/2013) [-]
Hah serves him right.
If he really wanted to make some feminazi web comic then he should've made something separate from the sinfest universe.
#10519 - I'm not exactly sure. I'm just not. 06/30/2013 on connerence's profile 0
#10517 - I have only played the original Kingdom Hearts game. I don't h…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2013 on connerence's profile 0
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#10518 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
Why not?
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#10519 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm not exactly sure. I'm just not.
#119 - I have a feeling the OP missed the subtext of this post... 06/30/2013 on Babies -1
#10515 - My times getting ready for school could also be squeezed somet…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/30/2013 on connerence's profile 0
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#10516 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
Playing Kingdom Hearts 2.
And now since my Dad has the TV to watch movies, I'm just gonna chat and expand my music.
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#10517 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
I have only played the original Kingdom Hearts game. I don't have a very strong interest in playing the rest of it.
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#10518 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
Why not?
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#10519 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm not exactly sure. I'm just not.
#10513 - I don't even know what she was doing. She was up getting ready…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/30/2013 on connerence's profile 0
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#10514 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
That's just ridiculous.
I mean seriously, she was up before you and she still held you up.
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#10515 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
My times getting ready for school could also be squeezed sometimes, too.

What have you been up to so far today?
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#10516 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
Playing Kingdom Hearts 2.
And now since my Dad has the TV to watch movies, I'm just gonna chat and expand my music.
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#10517 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
I have only played the original Kingdom Hearts game. I don't have a very strong interest in playing the rest of it.
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#10518 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
Why not?
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#10519 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm not exactly sure. I'm just not.
#77210 - Don't forget about all the Tumblr content, and how the Tumblr …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#77222 - custardpie (06/30/2013) [-]
I haven't really seen what the tumblr community is like. From what people say, I think I can imagine the carnage...
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#77223 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
Here's one of those Tumblr posts that has a blatant theme of feminism or whatever the OP seems to not notice sometimes:
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4660737/Babies/
Here's another "feminist" post:
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4660877/One+shade+of+grey/
I hate Sinfest. The guy behind it should just end it if he can't come up with anything better than "it's the patriarchy!" and a random gag every other comic, as well as disregarding characterization. Regarding how much he likes to shit on the unreliability of male "feminists" and such, it might be a subtle way of stating "please stop reading my shitty comic".
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#77224 - custardpie (06/30/2013) [-]
I'll be staying away from that community, that's for sure...
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#77227 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
That's a wise thing. I've had enough of taking peeks at their strangeness, and yet it's slowly spreading to here thanks to Tumblr posts. This community tends to misunderstand the posts while a handful of users do, and what their views are varies beyond there. However, that doesn't mean that a shitstorm wouldn't happen.
#10511 - My sister took up too much time to get ready. She went with us…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/30/2013 on connerence's profile 0
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#10512 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
She was being that slow?
Jeez...
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#10513 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
I don't even know what she was doing. She was up getting ready before I was, and I didn't take too much time. In fact, I had to be rushed a little just so she could go back into the bathroom.
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#10514 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
That's just ridiculous.
I mean seriously, she was up before you and she still held you up.
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#10515 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
My times getting ready for school could also be squeezed sometimes, too.

What have you been up to so far today?
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#10516 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
Playing Kingdom Hearts 2.
And now since my Dad has the TV to watch movies, I'm just gonna chat and expand my music.
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#10517 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
I have only played the original Kingdom Hearts game. I don't have a very strong interest in playing the rest of it.
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#10518 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
Why not?
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#10519 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm not exactly sure. I'm just not.
#77206 - The image is pretty much a joke poking fun at things like &quo…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
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#77209 - custardpie (06/30/2013) [-]
Me too. It seems to serve only as a means to evoke blind hatred from people. The more jokes are made of this nature, the more solidified peoples' opinions are.
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#77210 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
Don't forget about all the Tumblr content, and how the Tumblr user would probably not like a lot of the jokes posted on here...
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#77222 - custardpie (06/30/2013) [-]
I haven't really seen what the tumblr community is like. From what people say, I think I can imagine the carnage...
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#77223 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
Here's one of those Tumblr posts that has a blatant theme of feminism or whatever the OP seems to not notice sometimes:
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4660737/Babies/
Here's another "feminist" post:
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4660877/One+shade+of+grey/
I hate Sinfest. The guy behind it should just end it if he can't come up with anything better than "it's the patriarchy!" and a random gag every other comic, as well as disregarding characterization. Regarding how much he likes to shit on the unreliability of male "feminists" and such, it might be a subtle way of stating "please stop reading my shitty comic".
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#77224 - custardpie (06/30/2013) [-]
I'll be staying away from that community, that's for sure...
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#77227 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
That's a wise thing. I've had enough of taking peeks at their strangeness, and yet it's slowly spreading to here thanks to Tumblr posts. This community tends to misunderstand the posts while a handful of users do, and what their views are varies beyond there. However, that doesn't mean that a shitstorm wouldn't happen.
#10509 - It was fine, but we arrived nearly twenty minutes late.  [+] (10 new replies) 06/30/2013 on connerence's profile 0
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#10510 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
Ouch!
Why?
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#10511 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
My sister took up too much time to get ready. She went with us this time.
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#10512 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
She was being that slow?
Jeez...
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#10513 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
I don't even know what she was doing. She was up getting ready before I was, and I didn't take too much time. In fact, I had to be rushed a little just so she could go back into the bathroom.
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#10514 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
That's just ridiculous.
I mean seriously, she was up before you and she still held you up.
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#10515 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
My times getting ready for school could also be squeezed sometimes, too.

What have you been up to so far today?
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#10516 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
Playing Kingdom Hearts 2.
And now since my Dad has the TV to watch movies, I'm just gonna chat and expand my music.
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#10517 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
I have only played the original Kingdom Hearts game. I don't have a very strong interest in playing the rest of it.
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#10518 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
Why not?
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#10519 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm not exactly sure. I'm just not.
#10507 - I'm okay. I've gone to church once more too.  [+] (12 new replies) 06/30/2013 on connerence's profile 0
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#10508 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
How was it?
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#10509 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
It was fine, but we arrived nearly twenty minutes late.
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#10510 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
Ouch!
Why?
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#10511 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
My sister took up too much time to get ready. She went with us this time.
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#10512 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
She was being that slow?
Jeez...
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#10513 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
I don't even know what she was doing. She was up getting ready before I was, and I didn't take too much time. In fact, I had to be rushed a little just so she could go back into the bathroom.
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#10514 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
That's just ridiculous.
I mean seriously, she was up before you and she still held you up.
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#10515 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
My times getting ready for school could also be squeezed sometimes, too.

What have you been up to so far today?
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#10516 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
Playing Kingdom Hearts 2.
And now since my Dad has the TV to watch movies, I'm just gonna chat and expand my music.
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#10517 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
I have only played the original Kingdom Hearts game. I don't have a very strong interest in playing the rest of it.
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#10518 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
Why not?
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#10519 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm not exactly sure. I'm just not.
#10505 - Good morning.  [+] (14 new replies) 06/30/2013 on connerence's profile 0
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#10506 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
Morning!

How're you mon ami?
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#10507 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm okay. I've gone to church once more too.
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#10508 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
How was it?
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#10509 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
It was fine, but we arrived nearly twenty minutes late.
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#10510 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
Ouch!
Why?
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#10511 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
My sister took up too much time to get ready. She went with us this time.
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#10512 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
She was being that slow?
Jeez...
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#10513 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
I don't even know what she was doing. She was up getting ready before I was, and I didn't take too much time. In fact, I had to be rushed a little just so she could go back into the bathroom.
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#10514 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
That's just ridiculous.
I mean seriously, she was up before you and she still held you up.
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#10515 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
My times getting ready for school could also be squeezed sometimes, too.

What have you been up to so far today?
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#10516 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
Playing Kingdom Hearts 2.
And now since my Dad has the TV to watch movies, I'm just gonna chat and expand my music.
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#10517 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
I have only played the original Kingdom Hearts game. I don't have a very strong interest in playing the rest of it.
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#10518 - connerence (06/30/2013) [-]
Why not?
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#10519 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
I'm not exactly sure. I'm just not.
#4502 - You will have to try harder than that. 06/30/2013 on My Little Pony Sucks +4
#4501 - This is the first Google Images result for "merchant you … 06/30/2013 on My Little Pony Sucks +1
#77192 - I hate Simon Amstell. While I don't care much for comedians, t… 06/30/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#77188 - With the context here, it's too obvious. 06/30/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#953 - Thank you sir.  [+] (10 new replies) 06/30/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
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#1453 - mayormilkman (09/05/2013) [-]
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#1763 - mayormilkman (10/12/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/rawkthedragon
Ten months since original incident...
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#1881 - anon (11/04/2013) [-]
I don't get MLP because I know its target audience was never adults looking for oh-so adult things?

The show may have thrown in a few references to please adults who are forced to watch it with their kids here and there, but the main target for MLP is little girls.

It's bad enough that you're deluding yourself yo think that Bleach is some literary adult masterpiece. Don't make it worse by pretending MLP is some kind of television adult masterpiece.
#1300 - Boomp. 06/30/2013 on quert's profile 0
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#507 - This is one of the best comments I have seen all week. 06/30/2013 on geckosandcheerios's profile 0
#544101 - I want to grow up to be him. 06/30/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#96 - It was an excited stick figure with a flashy background. This … 06/30/2013 on Has he been in other films? 0
#77081 - Those wiki pages can get pretty long. 1d4chan (a wiki based up…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#77082 - lolokoko (06/30/2013) [-]
Yeah.

Like the fucking lovable Cultist-Chan.

I love that heretical bitch.
#4497 - This is like something a first grader would write. Also, that … 06/30/2013 on My Little Pony Sucks 0
#4496 - There's nothing noteworthy here. However, I have seen some str…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2013 on My Little Pony Sucks 0
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#4500 - ragnarfag (06/30/2013) [-]
It was always a mystical, strange and unknown place for me.
But it turned out to be just brony board V2
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#2508 - majormayor
(02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
#2535 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I thought you said that you wouldn't use this account anymore?
#2536 to #2535 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I'm just going to be using it for things that can only be done with this profile e.g. look at the comment favorites.
#2537 to #2536 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I see.
#2533 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Wanna talk Indiana stuff?
#2534 to #2533 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Maybe.
#2538 to #2534 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
How is the snow?
#2539 to #2538 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
It has melted today.
#2540 to #2539 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Awh.

Are people still making ice sculptures?
#2541 to #2540 - mayormilkman (02/08/2015) [-]
I dunno.
#2531 - majormayor (02/07/2015) [-]
How long will it be?
#2532 to #2531 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Who knows?
#2528 - murrlogic (01/22/2015) [-]
boop
#2529 to #2528 - mayormilkman (01/24/2015) [-]
What are you doing here?
#2530 to #2529 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Profile Hopping
#2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
#2527 to #2526 - majormayor (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
#2514 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
#2516 to #2514 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah?
#2517 to #2516 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
hai
#2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
#2519 to #2518 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
idunno
#2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
#2521 to #2520 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
whaaaat?
#2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
#2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
#2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
#2525 to #2524 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
...ooookay
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#2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
#2511 to #2510 - majormayor (03/27/2014) [-]
Yep.
#2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s