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mayormilkman

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
Video Games Played: Numerous
Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:5/19/2015
Location:Indiana
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Comment Thumbs: 35140 total,  41298 ,  6158
Content Level Progress: 9.6% (96/1000)
Level 220 Content: Mind Blower → Level 221 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 83.4% (834/1000)
Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:8
Content Views:927250
Times Content Favorited:1411 times
Total Comments Made:24658
FJ Points:10846
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

latest user's comments

#78504 - You're a transwoman. That's not the same thing as a trap. … 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
#574 - That is one weird-looking booger. 07/01/2013 on hongtonggobblenuts's profile 0
#3 - That's MFW people thumbed up something that should have just b… 07/01/2013 on Read description 0
#571 - What the Hell is that thing?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2013 on hongtonggobblenuts's profile 0
User avatar #572 - hongtonggobblenuts (07/01/2013) [-]
A booger
User avatar #573 - hongtonggobblenuts (07/01/2013) [-]
Does it CONCERN you?
User avatar #574 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
That is one weird-looking booger.
#78494 - I feel the same about Emma Watson.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +4
#78508 - swiftykidd has deleted their comment.
#78510 - dumerveil has deleted their comment.
#78511 - swiftykidd has deleted their comment.
#78526 - dumerveil has deleted their comment.
#78490 - I don't like traps. What's with all the posts about traps …  [+] (26 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
#78598 - aklidic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #78602 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, but now there seems to be a growing interest in them on this website and tons of comments about "questioning" one's own sexuality.
One recent post featured a girl who was labeled as male, but quite several users fell for it.
User avatar #78781 - misticalz (07/01/2013) [-]
That chick is in fact a girl.
User avatar #78782 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know that.
#78605 - aklidic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #78608 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Some homosexuals in the comments pointed out that they're too feminine for them to be aroused, in spite of just being a facade. One lesbian was fooled by the girl labeled as a boy, but someone told her the truth.
#78496 - EdwardNigma (07/01/2013) [-]
I've been running back and forth through Sens Fortress, known and hated for it's devious traps, in Dark Souls all day.
#78509 - dumerveil has deleted their comment.
User avatar #78512 - EdwardNigma (07/01/2013) [-]
So am I.
Unless I'm trying to get treasure, I get through that shit in one go.
I once went from blighttown, (Shortcut though.) to sens to the archers in Anor Londo without dying. Felt good.

But those fucking archers get me every god damn time.
#78517 - dumerveil has deleted their comment.
User avatar #78521 - EdwardNigma (07/01/2013) [-]
Thats what I did today and got it on the second try.
But it was pure luck that I made it and survived., I had like, 10 health left, luckily avoided every arrow sprinting back and was lucky to have the blocking one fall and die somehow.
#78522 - dumerveil has deleted their comment.
User avatar #78529 - EdwardNigma (07/01/2013) [-]
That feel when I can't parry for shit.
#78570 - dumerveil has deleted their comment.
User avatar #78578 - EdwardNigma (07/01/2013) [-]
I can never time it correctly because I'm a useless twat. I always parry too early because I think they're going to attack or too late because I suck at timing.
#78579 - dumerveil has deleted their comment.
User avatar #78505 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Nigga can balance pretty good.
User avatar #78506 - EdwardNigma (07/01/2013) [-]
I tried to do it when trying to get a weapon in the place.

Fell and died.
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#78527 - John Cena (07/01/2013) [-]
I hate you and everything you stand for.
User avatar #78504 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
You're a transwoman. That's not the same thing as a trap.
I like you as a friend.
User avatar #78497 - EdwardNigma (07/01/2013) [-]
Someones gotta say it, man.
You can't keep using so many brony pictures outside the brony board, especially here where bronies are widely hated.
#78499 - princessren has deleted their comment.
User avatar #78500 - EdwardNigma (07/01/2013) [-]
People don't like them outside the brony board very much.
They'll thumb you down, insult you and potentially start massive shitstorms.

This board may very well have more shitstorms than anywhere else.
#78502 - princessren has deleted their comment.
#78503 - EdwardNigma (07/01/2013) [-]
Probably.
Just...fair warning.
#78489 - The recent increase in feminist-related posts is making me par… 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +4
#262 - You can't fool me! Me no like traps. 07/01/2013 on Sexuality 0
#259 - The funniest part is that she really is a female. 07/01/2013 on Sexuality 0
#257 - "this culture's" Wat. 07/01/2013 on Sexuality 0
#78488 - If I heard such a thing, I would just laugh at them. Obnoxiously. 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#78486 - I don't play online multiplayer games.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #78487 - huntergriff (07/01/2013) [-]
good.
User avatar #78488 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
If I heard such a thing, I would just laugh at them. Obnoxiously.
#253 - I don't like traps. 07/01/2013 on Sexuality 0
#78484 - I don't think being an asshole has an age requirement,  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #78485 - huntergriff (07/01/2013) [-]
True, but still have you ever been in a game where a kid's there and he's just being a little douche saying "I'ma hack you, noob, I fucked your mom, lololololololol" constantly?
User avatar #78486 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
I don't play online multiplayer games.
User avatar #78487 - huntergriff (07/01/2013) [-]
good.
User avatar #78488 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
If I heard such a thing, I would just laugh at them. Obnoxiously.
#3973992 - I think that happened at least once before. 07/01/2013 on Play items 0
#78434 - Why?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #78482 - huntergriff (07/01/2013) [-]
because kids are frickin assholes...
User avatar #78484 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
I don't think being an asshole has an age requirement,
User avatar #78485 - huntergriff (07/01/2013) [-]
True, but still have you ever been in a game where a kid's there and he's just being a little douche saying "I'ma hack you, noob, I fucked your mom, lololololololol" constantly?
User avatar #78486 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
I don't play online multiplayer games.
User avatar #78487 - huntergriff (07/01/2013) [-]
good.
User avatar #78488 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
If I heard such a thing, I would just laugh at them. Obnoxiously.
#1034 - That sounds like quite a silly ********* . 07/01/2013 on Guess What? 0
#3972404 - What could happen once I acquire 10,000 cartons of milk? 07/01/2013 on Play items +1
#369 - Because you're female, and he can appear to be female, what do… 07/01/2013 on FJ Flash News HERE ! 0
#3972042 - **mayormilkman rolls 18** 07/01/2013 on Play items 0
#3971982 - I dunno. lol 07/01/2013 on Play items 0
#3971976 - That's not very nice of you. 07/01/2013 on Play items 0
#3971971 - Because I am the milkman; my milk is delicious.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3971979 - turva (07/01/2013) [-]
i started collecting because of my job, At the milk producing factory. But now i dont know are you my enemy or is this beginning of a new friendship?
User avatar #3971982 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
I dunno.
lol
#3971957 - I see... I was there just a week ago. Tip: keep an ite…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3971968 - turva (07/01/2013) [-]
i used to do this only by collecting these by my hand
i did itin about 800 then someone started gifting these to me. Why od you collect milk?
User avatar #3971971 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Because I am the milkman; my milk is delicious.
User avatar #3971979 - turva (07/01/2013) [-]
i started collecting because of my job, At the milk producing factory. But now i dont know are you my enemy or is this beginning of a new friendship?
User avatar #3971982 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
I dunno.
lol
#3971935 - I am now at 2,001 milk cartons.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3971950 - turva (07/01/2013) [-]
i sent trade just t show them
User avatar #3971957 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
I see...
I was there just a week ago.
Tip: keep an item window search up. It can make your captcha window loading times somewhat faster. If you can do the math fast enough, you could have an increase in speediness.
User avatar #3971968 - turva (07/01/2013) [-]
i used to do this only by collecting these by my hand
i did itin about 800 then someone started gifting these to me. Why od you collect milk?
User avatar #3971971 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Because I am the milkman; my milk is delicious.
User avatar #3971979 - turva (07/01/2013) [-]
i started collecting because of my job, At the milk producing factory. But now i dont know are you my enemy or is this beginning of a new friendship?
User avatar #3971982 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
I dunno.
lol
User avatar #3971947 - vegeta (07/01/2013) [-]
2k12+1
User avatar #3971953 - necrophyxia (07/01/2013) [-]
So edgy I *ow fuck!*

I actually cut myself replying

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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2535 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I thought you said that you wouldn't use this account anymore?
User avatar #2536 to #2535 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I'm just going to be using it for things that can only be done with this profile e.g. look at the comment favorites.
User avatar #2537 to #2536 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I see.
User avatar #2533 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Wanna talk Indiana stuff?
User avatar #2538 to #2534 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
How is the snow?
User avatar #2539 to #2538 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
It has melted today.
User avatar #2540 to #2539 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Awh.

Are people still making ice sculptures?
User avatar #2541 to #2540 - mayormilkman (02/08/2015) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #2531 - majormayor (02/07/2015) [-]
How long will it be?
User avatar #2532 to #2531 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Who knows?
User avatar #2528 - murrlogic (01/22/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #2529 to #2528 - mayormilkman (01/24/2015) [-]
What are you doing here?
User avatar #2530 to #2529 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Profile Hopping
User avatar #2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - majormayor (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
#2512 - ihatethings (05/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - John Cena (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
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