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mayormilkman

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
Video Games Played: Numerous
Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:4/28/2015
Location:Indiana
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

latest user's comments

#963 - Things might be bad now, but you should feel better soon enough. 07/02/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#31 - I may as well explain their origin and what you're doing wrong.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on Double time ~ -3
#32 - rmoran (07/02/2013) [-]
But I don't care
#3977703 - There needs to be a wallpapers board. 07/02/2013 on Play items +3
#961 - I do not know that feel. 07/02/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#3977669 - Polygamy? 07/02/2013 on Play items +3
#3977599 - Let me send.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3977601 - ctoc (07/02/2013) [-]
okay
#959 - Hey girl. "Dood" makes me think of penguins. 07/02/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#3977589 - I could do a couple of those.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3977593 - ctoc (07/02/2013) [-]
awesome send trades? or should i?
User avatar #3977599 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
Let me send.
User avatar #3977601 - ctoc (07/02/2013) [-]
okay
#26 - They're not posted that often. Plus, the original purpose of t…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Double time ~ -1
#30 - rmoran (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm still going to post them.
User avatar #31 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
I may as well explain their origin and what you're doing wrong.
#32 - rmoran (07/02/2013) [-]
But I don't care
#957 - You're welcome. 07/02/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#78879 - Well then. Just go to rest an ideal time. Set your alarm clock…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #78880 - iamannon (07/02/2013) [-]
I have it set for 8, I'm going to limit on-line time for a while too
#78877 - ... Why? You really need to get some rest.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #78878 - iamannon (07/02/2013) [-]
I HAVE TRIED, Well, for 45 minuets. It takes me an inhuman amount of time to fall asleep, The only reason i was up so late is because I didn't want to become nocturnal
User avatar #78879 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
Well then. Just go to rest an ideal time. Set your alarm clock. Get back on track.
User avatar #78880 - iamannon (07/02/2013) [-]
I have it set for 8, I'm going to limit on-line time for a while too
#955 - Sure. Give me garnet, coal, milk, and/or vanilla for them.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
User avatar #956 - allofthefish (07/02/2013) [-]
thank you!
User avatar #957 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
#3977366 - Wheaties 07/02/2013 on Play items +1
#3977356 - Cocoa Pebbles 07/02/2013 on Play items +1
#3977307 - I did what he did. V 07/02/2013 on Play items +3
#586 - kill it with fire  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Anonymous's profile 0
#588 - niggernazi (07/02/2013) [-]
**niggernazi rolled a random image posted in comment #4983269 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** check out this badboy instead
User avatar #591 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
Ha ha. It's a human girl.
User avatar #587 - niggernazi (07/02/2013) [-]
*roll image*
#79 - There would still have to be a lot more done to get there, and…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on every day on fb 0
User avatar #83 - redstag (07/02/2013) [-]
Meh I don't think it would take much. Just a couple of really good firework displays and "the need for more security"
#38817 - Huh? 07/02/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#75 - Yes.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/02/2013 on every day on fb -1
User avatar #78 - redstag (07/02/2013) [-]
K well assuming that you have read the book. Then you'll remember that there was a guy (can't remember the name) but they have the 2 minutes of hate to just lose their mind about this guy who is a traitor and a horrible person blah blah etc. When The Party just made him up because they needed an enemy to get away with all they stuff they wanted to. And what if Snowden and Bin Laden and etc are all just that guy so they can get you amped up and pissed off about shit so they can get away with things? And just to let you know everytime you walk into a government building or just a building that can afford the technology the security cameras have facial recognition and they know who you are as soon as your in the building (I am a security gaurd a really ritzy hotel trust me i know this).... So I am not saying that its full blown 1984 but I am saying that we are close not far at all. Actually like a world war would put us there. Wouldn't take much, and we could wake up like Winston Smith and have to smile into cameras every waking moment of our life. just sayin
User avatar #104 - exclamation (07/02/2013) [-]
And have mind reading TVs!
Oh, shit... that sounds like a bad idea...
User avatar #123 - redstag (07/02/2013) [-]
stfu how about using your fucking brain and coming up with a good argument. How can they have mind reading tv's when fuckers like you dont have mind to begin with? No you got your mind tv dumbass.
User avatar #124 - exclamation (07/02/2013) [-]
I was being facetious, you ass.
User avatar #79 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
There would still have to be a lot more done to get there, and opposition to things like this makes it clear that it wouldn't be very easy.
User avatar #83 - redstag (07/02/2013) [-]
Meh I don't think it would take much. Just a couple of really good firework displays and "the need for more security"
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on Eeveelution 0
#3 - sylvnade (07/02/2013) [-]
Yup yup. You dun got em all OuO
You don't have Sylveon OuO
I.LIKE.SYLVEON.
HATERS.GONNA.HATE.
xD

#86 - That one kind of came out of nowhere, though. 07/02/2013 on oagf on her period +2
#6 - I don't have to work... yet. However, I am putting as… 07/02/2013 on davidteninch's profile 0
#83 - Well, I didn't get that at all. Okay then.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2013 on oagf on her period +3
User avatar #85 - missrainbowdash (07/02/2013) [-]
no one ever gets my jokes
User avatar #86 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
That one kind of came out of nowhere, though.
#80 - Those kinds of jokes fit better on there. What did you mean by…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/02/2013 on oagf on her period +3
User avatar #82 - missrainbowdash (07/02/2013) [-]
im from 4chan btw and I meant straight people always seem to claw each other to death.
#88 - fefe (07/02/2013) [-]
woah you're from 4chin? you're so cool
i bet you triforce hard and pwn epic noobs lel pedobear lel.
User avatar #83 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
Well, I didn't get that at all. Okay then.
User avatar #85 - missrainbowdash (07/02/2013) [-]
no one ever gets my jokes
User avatar #86 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
That one kind of came out of nowhere, though.

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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2535 - ragnarfag ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
I thought you said that you wouldn't use this account anymore?
User avatar #2536 to #2535 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I'm just going to be using it for things that can only be done with this profile e.g. look at the comment favorites.
User avatar #2537 to #2536 - ragnarfag ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
I see.
User avatar #2533 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Wanna talk Indiana stuff?
User avatar #2538 to #2534 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
How is the snow?
User avatar #2539 to #2538 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
It has melted today.
User avatar #2540 to #2539 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Awh.

Are people still making ice sculptures?
User avatar #2541 to #2540 - mayormilkman (02/08/2015) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #2531 - majormayor (02/07/2015) [-]
How long will it be?
User avatar #2532 to #2531 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Who knows?
User avatar #2528 - murrlogic (01/22/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #2529 to #2528 - mayormilkman (01/24/2015) [-]
What are you doing here?
User avatar #2530 to #2529 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Profile Hopping
User avatar #2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - majormayor (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
#2512 - ihatethings (05/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - fefe (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
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