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Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
Video Games Played: Numerous
Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:10/19/2015
Location:Indiana
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

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#78608 - Some homosexuals in the comments pointed out that they're too … 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#78602 - Yeah, but now there seems to be a growing interest in them on …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#78781 - misticalz (07/01/2013) [-]
That chick is in fact a girl.
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#78782 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know that.
#78605 - aklidic has deleted their comment.
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#78608 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Some homosexuals in the comments pointed out that they're too feminine for them to be aroused, in spite of just being a facade. One lesbian was fooled by the girl labeled as a boy, but someone told her the truth.
#3974830 - I remember seeing this for the first time two years ago. 07/01/2013 on Play items +1
#78564 - I like the rain. 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#78505 - ***** can balance pretty good.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#78506 - EdwardNigma (07/01/2013) [-]
I tried to do it when trying to get a weapon in the place.

Fell and died.
#78504 - You're a transwoman. That's not the same thing as a trap. … 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
#574 - That is one weird-looking booger. 07/01/2013 on hongtonggobblenuts's profile 0
#3 - That's MFW people thumbed up something that should have just b… 07/01/2013 on Read description 0
#571 - What the Hell is that thing?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2013 on hongtonggobblenuts's profile 0
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#572 - hongtonggobblenuts (07/01/2013) [-]
A booger
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#573 - hongtonggobblenuts (07/01/2013) [-]
Does it CONCERN you?
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#574 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
That is one weird-looking booger.
#78494 - I feel the same about Emma Watson.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +4
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#78490 - I don't like traps. What's with all the posts about traps …  [+] (26 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
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#78602 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, but now there seems to be a growing interest in them on this website and tons of comments about "questioning" one's own sexuality.
One recent post featured a girl who was labeled as male, but quite several users fell for it.
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#78781 - misticalz (07/01/2013) [-]
That chick is in fact a girl.
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#78782 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know that.
#78605 - aklidic has deleted their comment.
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#78608 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Some homosexuals in the comments pointed out that they're too feminine for them to be aroused, in spite of just being a facade. One lesbian was fooled by the girl labeled as a boy, but someone told her the truth.
#78496 - EdwardNigma (07/01/2013) [-]
I've been running back and forth through Sens Fortress, known and hated for it's devious traps, in Dark Souls all day.
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#78512 - EdwardNigma (07/01/2013) [-]
So am I.
Unless I'm trying to get treasure, I get through that shit in one go.
I once went from blighttown, (Shortcut though.) to sens to the archers in Anor Londo without dying. Felt good.

But those fucking archers get me every god damn time.
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#78521 - EdwardNigma (07/01/2013) [-]
Thats what I did today and got it on the second try.
But it was pure luck that I made it and survived., I had like, 10 health left, luckily avoided every arrow sprinting back and was lucky to have the blocking one fall and die somehow.
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#78529 - EdwardNigma (07/01/2013) [-]
That feel when I can't parry for shit.
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#78578 - EdwardNigma (07/01/2013) [-]
I can never time it correctly because I'm a useless twat. I always parry too early because I think they're going to attack or too late because I suck at timing.
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#78505 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Nigga can balance pretty good.
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#78506 - EdwardNigma (07/01/2013) [-]
I tried to do it when trying to get a weapon in the place.

Fell and died.
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#78527 - anon (07/01/2013) [-]
I hate you and everything you stand for.
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#78504 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
You're a transwoman. That's not the same thing as a trap.
I like you as a friend.
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#78497 - EdwardNigma (07/01/2013) [-]
Someones gotta say it, man.
You can't keep using so many brony pictures outside the brony board, especially here where bronies are widely hated.
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#78500 - EdwardNigma (07/01/2013) [-]
People don't like them outside the brony board very much.
They'll thumb you down, insult you and potentially start massive shitstorms.

This board may very well have more shitstorms than anywhere else.
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#78503 - EdwardNigma (07/01/2013) [-]
Probably.
Just...fair warning.
#78489 - The recent increase in feminist-related posts is making me par… 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +4
#262 - You can't fool me! Me no like traps. 07/01/2013 on Sexuality 0
#259 - The funniest part is that she really is a female. 07/01/2013 on Sexuality 0
#257 - "this culture's" Wat. 07/01/2013 on Sexuality 0
#78488 - If I heard such a thing, I would just laugh at them. Obnoxiously. 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#78486 - I don't play online multiplayer games.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#78487 - huntergriff (07/01/2013) [-]
good.
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#78488 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
If I heard such a thing, I would just laugh at them. Obnoxiously.
#253 - I don't like traps. 07/01/2013 on Sexuality 0
#78484 - I don't think being an asshole has an age requirement,  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#78485 - huntergriff (07/01/2013) [-]
True, but still have you ever been in a game where a kid's there and he's just being a little douche saying "I'ma hack you, noob, I fucked your mom, lololololololol" constantly?
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#78486 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
I don't play online multiplayer games.
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#78487 - huntergriff (07/01/2013) [-]
good.
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#78488 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
If I heard such a thing, I would just laugh at them. Obnoxiously.
#3973992 - I think that happened at least once before. 07/01/2013 on Play items 0
#78434 - Why?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#78482 - huntergriff (07/01/2013) [-]
because kids are frickin assholes...
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#78484 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
I don't think being an asshole has an age requirement,
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#78485 - huntergriff (07/01/2013) [-]
True, but still have you ever been in a game where a kid's there and he's just being a little douche saying "I'ma hack you, noob, I fucked your mom, lololololololol" constantly?
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#78486 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
I don't play online multiplayer games.
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#78487 - huntergriff (07/01/2013) [-]
good.
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#78488 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
If I heard such a thing, I would just laugh at them. Obnoxiously.
#1034 - That sounds like quite a silly *********. 07/01/2013 on Guess What? 0
#3972404 - What could happen once I acquire 10,000 cartons of milk? 07/01/2013 on Play items +1
#369 - Because you're female, and he can appear to be female, what do… 07/01/2013 on FJ Flash News HERE ! 0
#3972042 - **mayormilkman rolls 18** 07/01/2013 on Play items 0
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#2508 - majormayor
(02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
#2535 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I thought you said that you wouldn't use this account anymore?
#2536 to #2535 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I'm just going to be using it for things that can only be done with this profile e.g. look at the comment favorites.
#2537 to #2536 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I see.
#2533 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Wanna talk Indiana stuff?
#2534 to #2533 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Maybe.
#2538 to #2534 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
How is the snow?
#2539 to #2538 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
It has melted today.
#2540 to #2539 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Awh.

Are people still making ice sculptures?
#2541 to #2540 - mayormilkman (02/08/2015) [-]
I dunno.
#2531 - majormayor (02/07/2015) [-]
How long will it be?
#2532 to #2531 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Who knows?
#2528 - murrlogic (01/22/2015) [-]
boop
#2529 to #2528 - mayormilkman (01/24/2015) [-]
What are you doing here?
#2530 to #2529 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Profile Hopping
#2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
#2527 to #2526 - majormayor (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
#2514 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
#2516 to #2514 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah?
#2517 to #2516 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
hai
#2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
#2519 to #2518 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
idunno
#2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
#2521 to #2520 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
whaaaat?
#2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
#2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
#2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
#2525 to #2524 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
...ooookay
#2512 - ihatethings (05/25/2014) [-]
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#2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
#2511 to #2510 - majormayor (03/27/2014) [-]
Yep.
#2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s