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mayormilkman

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
Video Games Played: Numerous
Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:5/19/2015
Location:Indiana
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Level 220 Content: Mind Blower → Level 221 Content: Mind Blower
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Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:8
Content Views:926599
Times Content Favorited:1411 times
Total Comments Made:24662
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

latest user's comments

#977 - I think I'll greet her at a more reasonable hour, unless she c… 07/02/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#5 - Sketchpad? It's still playable on here, but don't expect much …  [+] (13 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Azedo's profile 0
User avatar #6 - Azedo (07/02/2013) [-]
Yes sketchpad, didn't know it was still around.

Haha, I see. I was wondering how someone would have gotten to my profile. Birdiegirl is still around, huh? Wasn't actually friends with her or anything I guess, but I do remember drawing quite a bit with her.
User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
Do you think she could remember you?
User avatar #8 - Azedo (07/02/2013) [-]
I guess she might, but I don't really think she would. I never really talked a whole lot to anybody here, so I don't really know why anyone would remember me.
User avatar #9 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
Did you delete all your comments at one point in time? There was nothing up there until you replied to me.
User avatar #10 - Azedo (07/02/2013) [-]
Nope, I just don't think I've ever had any comments on here.
User avatar #11 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
I see. I haven't seen an account with so little that has been active for that amount of time (2010 to 2013).
User avatar #12 - Azedo (07/02/2013) [-]
Eh, just isn't a whole lot here that I'm interested in i guess.
User avatar #13 - mayormilkman (07/03/2013) [-]
So you haven't conversed with anyone (besides me) since 2011?
User avatar #14 - Azedo (07/03/2013) [-]
Not on here, I haven't
User avatar #15 - mayormilkman (07/03/2013) [-]
Interesting. Maybe I can be your friend? The other user seems to be gone for all that can be seen.
User avatar #16 - Azedo (07/03/2013) [-]
Sure If you would like to be
#17 - mayormilkman (07/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #18 - Azedo (07/03/2013) [-]
lol...ok then!
#3978403 - 2:24 AM here, mon. Fasntnig. 07/02/2013 on Play items 0
#3978391 - **mayormilkman rolls 340** = x 250 > x > 750 07/02/2013 on Play items +1
#975 - What friend? 07/02/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#3978383 - If f(x) is calculus, then I know some of the simple stuff alre…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3978398 - AreYouBlessed (07/02/2013) [-]
It's 1:30 here, and I wish I could think of more math to explain than what I can.
Just know that the solution to the problem above is 69.
User avatar #3978403 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
2:24 AM here, mon.

Fasntnig.
#3 - You have been here since 2010, though. What have you been doin…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Azedo's profile 0
User avatar #4 - Azedo (07/02/2013) [-]
Looking at porn, jk... I used to hang around a bit on the one drawing thing they used to have? I think that was here. But, since then I've mostly just hopped around from site to site occasionally coming back here to see what's going on.
User avatar #5 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
Sketchpad? It's still playable on here, but don't expect much out of it.

I got here by looking at the lowest-ranked accounts in the user rankings and going onto another account (birdiegirl). There I reunited an old friend of hers with her new account after two years of not knowing about it.
User avatar #6 - Azedo (07/02/2013) [-]
Yes sketchpad, didn't know it was still around.

Haha, I see. I was wondering how someone would have gotten to my profile. Birdiegirl is still around, huh? Wasn't actually friends with her or anything I guess, but I do remember drawing quite a bit with her.
User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
Do you think she could remember you?
User avatar #8 - Azedo (07/02/2013) [-]
I guess she might, but I don't really think she would. I never really talked a whole lot to anybody here, so I don't really know why anyone would remember me.
User avatar #9 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
Did you delete all your comments at one point in time? There was nothing up there until you replied to me.
User avatar #10 - Azedo (07/02/2013) [-]
Nope, I just don't think I've ever had any comments on here.
User avatar #11 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
I see. I haven't seen an account with so little that has been active for that amount of time (2010 to 2013).
User avatar #12 - Azedo (07/02/2013) [-]
Eh, just isn't a whole lot here that I'm interested in i guess.
User avatar #13 - mayormilkman (07/03/2013) [-]
So you haven't conversed with anyone (besides me) since 2011?
User avatar #14 - Azedo (07/03/2013) [-]
Not on here, I haven't
User avatar #15 - mayormilkman (07/03/2013) [-]
Interesting. Maybe I can be your friend? The other user seems to be gone for all that can be seen.
User avatar #16 - Azedo (07/03/2013) [-]
Sure If you would like to be
#17 - mayormilkman (07/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #18 - Azedo (07/03/2013) [-]
lol...ok then!
#3978375 - I'm not even sure what the derivative is. I'm too tir…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3978376 - AreYouBlessed (07/02/2013) [-]
Just calculus. You'll get there one day
User avatar #3978383 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
If f(x) is calculus, then I know some of the simple stuff already. I might be in a calculus class my next year, which is the twelfth/senior grade. The end is so near, yet still quite a distance away...
User avatar #3978398 - AreYouBlessed (07/02/2013) [-]
It's 1:30 here, and I wish I could think of more math to explain than what I can.
Just know that the solution to the problem above is 69.
User avatar #3978403 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
2:24 AM here, mon.

Fasntnig.
#3978370 - I'm not familiar with that thingie on the left yet.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3978372 - AreYouBlessed (07/02/2013) [-]
Integration is fairly simple. Just the opposite of taking the derivative.
User avatar #3978375 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm not even sure what the derivative is.

I'm too tired to learn about math I don't know already.
User avatar #3978376 - AreYouBlessed (07/02/2013) [-]
Just calculus. You'll get there one day
User avatar #3978383 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
If f(x) is calculus, then I know some of the simple stuff already. I might be in a calculus class my next year, which is the twelfth/senior grade. The end is so near, yet still quite a distance away...
User avatar #3978398 - AreYouBlessed (07/02/2013) [-]
It's 1:30 here, and I wish I could think of more math to explain than what I can.
Just know that the solution to the problem above is 69.
User avatar #3978403 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
2:24 AM here, mon.

Fasntnig.
#3978362 - Picture 07/02/2013 on Play items 0
#3978345 - **mayormilkman rolls 3** = x y = 3x + 7 y … 07/02/2013 on Play items 0
#3978325 - **mayormilkman rolls 75** < 45 07/02/2013 on Play items 0
#3978308 - **mayormilkman rolls 64**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on Play items +1
User avatar #3978312 - shadowrated (07/02/2013) [-]
you rolled the opposite of the square root #math
#3978296 - **mayormilkman rolled user strictlypornos ** Give me a hug! 07/02/2013 on Play items +1
#5103491 - Ouch! 07/02/2013 on Autism Board 0
#78962 - Bloody Hell. I've seen people say that a rage comic was good a… 07/02/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#78958 - Still, I find the "cancer" qualifications s…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #78960 - rokkarokkaali (07/02/2013) [-]
I wouldn't fucking care. It's just 3 letters. If they don't pay attention to the bad and look at the good "cancer" jokes then there'd be good laughs
User avatar #78962 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
Bloody Hell. I've seen people say that a rage comic was good and cancer on some posts. "Cancer" is really losing its integrity as a phrase.

I remember over a year ago when the jimmies meme had a revival on 4chan, but paranoia about Reddit soon led to the meme being mostly abandoned by /v/. Oddly enough, they still embrace "tfw". A similar thing happened earlier this year with that one Winnie the Pooh baseball game. Interestingly enough, it's popularity died after /v/ abandoned it.
#973 - It's okay. There are some things we're not comfortable to talk about. 07/02/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#78956 - The ********* on here would be glorious.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #78957 - rokkarokkaali (07/02/2013) [-]
I hope it isn't filled with spam
User avatar #78958 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]

Still, I find the "cancer" qualifications strange. If rage comics are cancerous because they have reached the mainstream/Facebook, what about all that other junk? Sooner or later it will happen to the "tfw" meme. That would be another hilarious shitstorm.
User avatar #78960 - rokkarokkaali (07/02/2013) [-]
I wouldn't fucking care. It's just 3 letters. If they don't pay attention to the bad and look at the good "cancer" jokes then there'd be good laughs
User avatar #78962 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
Bloody Hell. I've seen people say that a rage comic was good and cancer on some posts. "Cancer" is really losing its integrity as a phrase.

I remember over a year ago when the jimmies meme had a revival on 4chan, but paranoia about Reddit soon led to the meme being mostly abandoned by /v/. Oddly enough, they still embrace "tfw". A similar thing happened earlier this year with that one Winnie the Pooh baseball game. Interestingly enough, it's popularity died after /v/ abandoned it.
#78955 - lol eugenics On the internet it seems to be a popular opin…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +4
#78959 - dumerveil has deleted their comment.
#78961 - dumerveil has deleted their comment.
#3978221 - What the Hell. 07/02/2013 on Play items 0
#971 - Yes? 07/02/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#7 - We're very tiny compared to most of those websites. We belong …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Websites +147
User avatar #193 - fyaq (07/02/2013) [-]
oh god i use to DJ 4DM1N on ytmnd.

i feel fucking old and im 21.
#189 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
more like 9gag and imfunnynet
User avatar #192 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
We should be ahead of the latter but 9gag is well above us, even above Reddit for nearly a year (2012).
User avatar #68 - xldarkking (07/02/2013) [-]
he'srightyouknow.jpg
#26 - arthuun (07/02/2013) [-]
Whenever I come on Funnyjunk, I feel like I'm picking through the junkyard of the internet for good content. This is the place where people dump content from EVERYWHERE and we're just here to sort through it all...
User avatar #27 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
"junkyard of... good content"
And yet I still think the majority of Tumblr posts are garbage.
#66 - asftrooper (07/02/2013) [-]
Unless you're looking for porn that is
#23 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
But not even Reddit?
User avatar #24 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
Reddit is large compared to us, and it's active.
#39 - My post below explains why I asked that. 07/02/2013 on Double time ~ -1
#969 - I see... 07/02/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0

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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2535 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I thought you said that you wouldn't use this account anymore?
User avatar #2536 to #2535 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I'm just going to be using it for things that can only be done with this profile e.g. look at the comment favorites.
User avatar #2537 to #2536 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I see.
User avatar #2533 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Wanna talk Indiana stuff?
User avatar #2538 to #2534 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
How is the snow?
User avatar #2539 to #2538 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
It has melted today.
User avatar #2540 to #2539 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Awh.

Are people still making ice sculptures?
User avatar #2541 to #2540 - mayormilkman (02/08/2015) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #2531 - majormayor (02/07/2015) [-]
How long will it be?
User avatar #2532 to #2531 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Who knows?
User avatar #2528 - murrlogic (01/22/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #2529 to #2528 - mayormilkman (01/24/2015) [-]
What are you doing here?
User avatar #2530 to #2529 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Profile Hopping
User avatar #2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - majormayor (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
#2512 - ihatethings (05/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
User avatar #2475 to #2438 - shadowrated ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
faved
#2471 to #2438 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
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