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Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
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Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
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#78219 - Very well then. Futa girls can still have boobs and wide hips, though. 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#123 - I don't like traps. 07/01/2013 on friedgreenpomatoes's profile 0
#78216 - At this point in time, his spam goes all the way back to page … 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
#78213 - Except they're female... Traps have to dress in a way…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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User avatar #78219 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Very well then. Futa girls can still have boobs and wide hips, though.
#78122 - You described futa. Some futa fans are bi though.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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User avatar #78213 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Except they're female...

Traps have to dress in a way to appear female.
#78217 - aklidic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #78219 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Very well then. Futa girls can still have boobs and wide hips, though.
#78116 - He would be dead before we would be halfway done.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
User avatar #78119 - rokkarokkaali (07/01/2013) [-]
Hopefully so
#43 - Psst. It's just one guy (OP) who has been spamming this stuff… 07/01/2013 on Beautiful 0
#78016 - Traps and futa pretty much hold hands when it comes to … 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#78004 - You know what I don't hate, but really don't like? Traps. …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#78103 - aklidic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #78122 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
You described futa. Some futa fans are bi though.
#78126 - aklidic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #78213 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Except they're female...

Traps have to dress in a way to appear female.
#78217 - aklidic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #78219 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Very well then. Futa girls can still have boobs and wide hips, though.
#78010 - dumerveil has deleted their comment.
User avatar #78016 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Traps and futa pretty much hold hands when it comes to fetishes.
User avatar #78008 - obedientflyer (07/01/2013) [-]
People want to be gay, without really feeling gay,
User avatar #78007 - kolimm (07/01/2013) [-]
i like it just because i have a fetish for them idk about others
#77997 - I'll thumb you up this time. 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#77915 - If boards beside the brony one were moderated, maybe things … 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#110 - I don't like traps.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2013 on FJ Flash News HERE ! +4
User avatar #126 - altari (07/01/2013) [-]
I hear you brother.
#77798 - There's over eleven pages of the spam by now. 06/30/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#77732 - You just took a huge **** on this board, that's what. 06/30/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#77729 - I have to admit. He is one of the most persistent spammers I h…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
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User avatar #77730 - kolimm (06/30/2013) [-]
really?
User avatar #77732 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
You just took a huge shit on this board, that's what.
#77620 - It's not even the entertaining kind, like Ray Bingo. 06/30/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#77610 - At least I don't spam. 06/30/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#77605 - I wonder why this guy still has net postive (green) thumbs.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #77612 - davvi (06/30/2013) [-]
because he only spammed this much one time before, and used that account for normal, decent, and funny content-comments for about a year.
User avatar #77608 - daryldixon (06/30/2013) [-]
I wonder the same thing about you.
User avatar #77610 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
At least I don't spam.
#242 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Feminism 0
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#3969859 - You should get a good profit from all of that. 06/30/2013 on Play items 0
#238 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Feminism +1
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#77245 - It wasn't too bad. 06/30/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#54 - I guess he wants to move onto a new audience, but even some fe…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2013 on One shade of grey 0
User avatar #56 - Zeigh (06/30/2013) [-]
Hah serves him right.
If he really wanted to make some feminazi web comic then he should've made something separate from the sinfest universe.
#52 - He even bothers to mock the people who want the comic to go ba…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/30/2013 on One shade of grey 0
User avatar #53 - Zeigh (06/30/2013) [-]
When you start mocking the people who helped get your content popular then it's time to stop making content.
#55 - kraetyz (06/30/2013) [-]
Except for Spoony, of course. Also, thanks to the both of you for educating me on the story of this comic, I'd never heard of it before.
User avatar #57 - Zeigh (06/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, but Spoony is funny as hell and he does it for comedic effect.
User avatar #54 - mayormilkman (06/30/2013) [-]
I guess he wants to move onto a new audience, but even some feminists don't like him.
User avatar #56 - Zeigh (06/30/2013) [-]
Hah serves him right.
If he really wanted to make some feminazi web comic then he should've made something separate from the sinfest universe.
#77236 - I can't see **** . Maybe just one pixel could be o… 06/30/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2519 to #2518 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
idunno
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2521 to #2520 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
whaaaat?
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
User avatar #2525 to #2524 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
...ooookay
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
#2488 - volksworgen ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
rip ;A;
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2489 to #2453 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
wat hapen
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2492 to #2491 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
cuz why
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2494 to #2493 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
topkek
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2490 to #2466 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
le rood
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #2409 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
WHY'D YA DO IT, SONNY?
I mean it was funny, but...
User avatar #2408 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
well that is what happens
User avatar #2407 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA LOSER
User avatar #2410 to #2407 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Coming from the brony who's name is vampireshy.
I dunno, man.
#2412 to #2410 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>gongthehawkeye
>making fun of MY username
User avatar #2413 to #2412 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
It's manly.
Tell me it doesn't strike the fear of a thousand battered housewives into your heat?
Does it not make thine anal cavity tingle with sexual delight?
User avatar #2480 to #2413 - revengeforfreeze (01/23/2014) [-]
Gong means **** dude
User avatar #2425 to #2413 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
I would like this 1000 times but I can't even like it once
User avatar #2414 to #2413 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>manly
>funnyjunk user
it makes my autism meter go off the charts and made me cringe so hard I think I might have **** myself
#2429 to #2414 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
"cringe"
lol
You're just another cringe kid.
User avatar #2415 to #2414 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Good enough for me. I'll take it.
User avatar #2416 to #2415 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
its funny cuz you were my friend on my other account
lel
User avatar #2417 to #2416 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Really? Which one, I honestly just add anyone that wants it, so I don't remember.
Also, why 2 accounts? I never got that thing.
User avatar #2419 to #2417 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
nah, you never added me but you were cool to me

my alt is Twi, but it's banned for 90 days
User avatar #2426 to #2419 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
holy **** how did you manage to get banned for that long
User avatar #2427 to #2426 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
I posted a butt
User avatar #2428 to #2427 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
really that's all?
User avatar #2424 to #2419 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
wait what. i thought you were phanacts gf or something
User avatar #2418 to #2417 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
it's twi
he was banned for like, 3 months
User avatar #2420 to #2418 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
missypls i can talk fo myselffff
User avatar #2406 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
>tittentei
Did you find that content that was raided by feminists yet?
User avatar #2395 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
U should hoard milk
User avatar #2396 to #2395 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
I have several hundred, but knivesenpens (Is that how you spell it?) traded for some of it.
User avatar #2397 to #2396 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
Damn her!
I want milk now!
User avatar #2398 to #2397 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Did she delete her account or did I spell it wrong?
User avatar #2399 to #2398 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
She's gone ;-;
Her account is still there or so I believe but she left.
User avatar #2400 to #2399 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Oh, I see. Maybe that's why she hasn't bothered me in a while.
#2401 to #2400 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
Yeah :c
Yeah :c
User avatar #2402 to #2401 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Do you miss her?
User avatar #2403 to #2402 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
She's my friend and she left for no reason and without telling me so.
User avatar #2404 to #2403 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Hmm. I didn't get to know her as well.
User avatar #2405 to #2404 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
I did get to know her. She was nice.
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