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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

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#78488 - If I heard such a thing, I would just laugh at them. Obnoxiously. 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#78486 - I don't play online multiplayer games.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #78487 - huntergriff (07/01/2013) [-]
good.
User avatar #78488 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
If I heard such a thing, I would just laugh at them. Obnoxiously.
#253 - I don't like traps. 07/01/2013 on Sexuality 0
#78484 - I don't think being an ******* has an age requirement,  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #78485 - huntergriff (07/01/2013) [-]
True, but still have you ever been in a game where a kid's there and he's just being a little douche saying "I'ma hack you, noob, I fucked your mom, lololololololol" constantly?
User avatar #78486 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
I don't play online multiplayer games.
User avatar #78487 - huntergriff (07/01/2013) [-]
good.
User avatar #78488 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
If I heard such a thing, I would just laugh at them. Obnoxiously.
#3973992 - I think that happened at least once before. 07/01/2013 on Play items 0
#78434 - Why?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #78482 - huntergriff (07/01/2013) [-]
because kids are frickin assholes...
User avatar #78484 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
I don't think being an asshole has an age requirement,
User avatar #78485 - huntergriff (07/01/2013) [-]
True, but still have you ever been in a game where a kid's there and he's just being a little douche saying "I'ma hack you, noob, I fucked your mom, lololololololol" constantly?
User avatar #78486 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
I don't play online multiplayer games.
User avatar #78487 - huntergriff (07/01/2013) [-]
good.
User avatar #78488 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
If I heard such a thing, I would just laugh at them. Obnoxiously.
#1034 - That sounds like quite a silly ********* . 07/01/2013 on Guess What? 0
#3972404 - What could happen once I acquire 10,000 cartons of milk? 07/01/2013 on Play items +1
#369 - Because you're female, and he can appear to be female, what do… 07/01/2013 on FJ Flash News HERE ! 0
#9900 - Wine? 07/01/2013 on nippuhl's profile 0
#9886 - CREAM SODA 07/01/2013 on nippuhl's profile 0
#9870 - ROOT BEER 07/01/2013 on nippuhl's profile 0
#3972042 - **mayormilkman rolls 18** 07/01/2013 on Play items 0
#9863 - Dr. Pepper 07/01/2013 on nippuhl's profile 0
#3971982 - I dunno. lol 07/01/2013 on Play items 0
#3971976 - That's not very nice of you. 07/01/2013 on Play items 0
#3971971 - Because I am the milkman; my milk is delicious.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3971979 - turva (07/01/2013) [-]
i started collecting because of my job, At the milk producing factory. But now i dont know are you my enemy or is this beginning of a new friendship?
User avatar #3971982 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
I dunno.
lol
#3971957 - I see... I was there just a week ago. Tip: keep an ite…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3971968 - turva (07/01/2013) [-]
i used to do this only by collecting these by my hand
i did itin about 800 then someone started gifting these to me. Why od you collect milk?
User avatar #3971971 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Because I am the milkman; my milk is delicious.
User avatar #3971979 - turva (07/01/2013) [-]
i started collecting because of my job, At the milk producing factory. But now i dont know are you my enemy or is this beginning of a new friendship?
User avatar #3971982 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
I dunno.
lol
#3971935 - I am now at 2,001 milk cartons.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3971950 - turva (07/01/2013) [-]
i sent trade just t show them
User avatar #3971957 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
I see...
I was there just a week ago.
Tip: keep an item window search up. It can make your captcha window loading times somewhat faster. If you can do the math fast enough, you could have an increase in speediness.
User avatar #3971968 - turva (07/01/2013) [-]
i used to do this only by collecting these by my hand
i did itin about 800 then someone started gifting these to me. Why od you collect milk?
User avatar #3971971 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
Because I am the milkman; my milk is delicious.
User avatar #3971979 - turva (07/01/2013) [-]
i started collecting because of my job, At the milk producing factory. But now i dont know are you my enemy or is this beginning of a new friendship?
User avatar #3971982 - mayormilkman (07/01/2013) [-]
I dunno.
lol
User avatar #3971947 - vegeta (07/01/2013) [-]
2k12+1
User avatar #3971953 - necrophyxia (07/01/2013) [-]
So edgy I *ow fuck!*

I actually cut myself replying
#3971837 - What kind?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3971839 - scammer (07/01/2013) [-]
angelic
#3971833 - I do! 07/01/2013 on Play items 0
#3971695 - Thank you roflcopterohone. 07/01/2013 on Play items +1
#3971675 - Picture 07/01/2013 on Play items +1
#3971558 - **mayormilkman rolls 44**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2013 on Play items +2
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#3971518 - Should there be? 07/01/2013 on Play items 0
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User avatar #2508 - majormayor ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2516 to #2514 - majormayor ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah?
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2511 to #2510 - majormayor ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2455 to #2454 - majormayor ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
No.
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor ONLINE (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor ONLINE (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - devout feminist (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
#2448 to #2446 - waffies ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2436 - megavoir ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #2409 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
WHY'D YA DO IT, SONNY?
I mean it was funny, but...
User avatar #2408 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
well that is what happens
User avatar #2407 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA LOSER
User avatar #2410 to #2407 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Coming from the brony who's name is vampireshy.
I dunno, man.
#2412 to #2410 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>gongthehawkeye
>making fun of MY username
User avatar #2413 to #2412 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
It's manly.
Tell me it doesn't strike the fear of a thousand battered housewives into your heat?
Does it not make thine anal cavity tingle with sexual delight?
User avatar #2480 to #2413 - revengeforfreeze (01/23/2014) [-]
Gong means **** dude
User avatar #2425 to #2413 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
I would like this 1000 times but I can't even like it once
User avatar #2414 to #2413 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>manly
>funnyjunk user
it makes my autism meter go off the charts and made me cringe so hard I think I might have **** myself
#2429 to #2414 - devout feminist (01/07/2014) [-]
"cringe"
lol
You're just another cringe kid.
User avatar #2415 to #2414 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Good enough for me. I'll take it.
User avatar #2416 to #2415 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
its funny cuz you were my friend on my other account
lel
User avatar #2417 to #2416 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Really? Which one, I honestly just add anyone that wants it, so I don't remember.
Also, why 2 accounts? I never got that thing.
User avatar #2419 to #2417 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
nah, you never added me but you were cool to me

my alt is Twi, but it's banned for 90 days
User avatar #2426 to #2419 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
holy **** how did you manage to get banned for that long
User avatar #2427 to #2426 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
I posted a butt
User avatar #2428 to #2427 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
really that's all?
User avatar #2424 to #2419 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
wait what. i thought you were phanacts gf or something
User avatar #2418 to #2417 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
it's twi
he was banned for like, 3 months
User avatar #2420 to #2418 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
missypls i can talk fo myselffff
User avatar #2406 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
>tittentei
Did you find that content that was raided by feminists yet?
User avatar #2395 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
U should hoard milk
User avatar #2396 to #2395 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
I have several hundred, but knivesenpens (Is that how you spell it?) traded for some of it.
User avatar #2397 to #2396 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
Damn her!
I want milk now!
User avatar #2398 to #2397 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Did she delete her account or did I spell it wrong?
User avatar #2399 to #2398 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
She's gone ;-;
Her account is still there or so I believe but she left.
User avatar #2400 to #2399 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Oh, I see. Maybe that's why she hasn't bothered me in a while.
#2401 to #2400 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
Yeah :c
Yeah :c
User avatar #2402 to #2401 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Do you miss her?
User avatar #2403 to #2402 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
She's my friend and she left for no reason and without telling me so.
User avatar #2404 to #2403 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Hmm. I didn't get to know her as well.
User avatar #2405 to #2404 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
I did get to know her. She was nice.
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