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mayormilkman

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
Video Games Played: Numerous
Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:5/19/2015
Location:Indiana
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Level 220 Content: Mind Blower → Level 221 Content: Mind Blower
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Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:8
Content Views:927165
Times Content Favorited:1411 times
Total Comments Made:24658
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

latest user's comments

#3981275 - I wonder what those red markings on her face are.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Play items 0
#3981276 - Nightelfbane (07/03/2013) [-]
Scales.
#3981291 - mayormilkman (07/03/2013) [-]
He wants the V.
#3981261 - I can't remember the old set probability of getting them. 07/03/2013 on Play items +1
#3981257 - Thanks shutyourmustache!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2013 on Play items +1
#3981258 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
#3981245 - Bit pistols seem to come by less than all the other bit items.… 07/03/2013 on Play items +1
#3981237 - I'm working on getting Bitlem, the Item Hunter, a greedy knigh…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Play items +2
#3981239 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3981245 - mayormilkman (07/03/2013) [-]
Bit pistols seem to come by less than all the other bit items. I need the aqua, blue, dark violet, green, purple, and fabulous bit golems.
#3981220 - You're welcome. 07/03/2013 on Play items +3
#3981208 - sand pls  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2013 on Play items +2
User avatar #3981209 - knivesanpens (07/03/2013) [-]
no u
#3981205 - Buying one wizard mirror.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Play items +2
User avatar #3981207 - knivesanpens (07/03/2013) [-]
take4free
User avatar #3981208 - mayormilkman (07/03/2013) [-]
sand pls
User avatar #3981209 - knivesanpens (07/03/2013) [-]
no u
#3981172 - What is that face supposed to be? 07/03/2013 on Play items +1
#3981167 - Some things still can get out of stock. 07/03/2013 on Play items 0
#3981161 - It's far from it. 07/03/2013 on Play items 0
#605 - I haven't seen many usernames with two spaces in them before.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Kiwi the panda's profile 0
User avatar #606 - Kiwi the panda (07/03/2013) [-]
I wonder what makes me so special o:
User avatar #641 - georgeojffs (09/14/2013) [-]
Shut the fuck up
#607 - mayormilkman (07/03/2013) [-]
...

I dunno.
#79390 - Nah. That's just a joke based upon the recent paranoia about a… 07/02/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#192 - We should be ahead of the latter but 9gag is well above us, ev… 07/02/2013 on Websites 0
#79369 - It's like the times when 4chan got mad at Reddit's rage comics…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #79375 - lolokoko (07/02/2013) [-]
Like S4S?
User avatar #79390 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
Nah. That's just a joke based upon the recent paranoia about a certain circle in Reddit.
#79368 - "DBZ" You're referring to that one guy who keeps…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #79610 - astraea (07/03/2013) [-]
yeah.
User avatar #79620 - mayormilkman (07/03/2013) [-]
I've been keeping an eye on him since last December. He's probably one of the most dedicated spammers on this website ever, and most "trolling" on here consists of spamming.
#79366 - So, WWIII will be caused by the death of bees?  [+] (8 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +5
User avatar #79466 - newposterintown (07/03/2013) [-]
The birth of chemicals being used as fertilizer actually began after WWII
#79371 - Rascal (07/02/2013) [-]
"If the bees disappeared off the surface of the globe, man would have left only four years of life. No more bees, no more pollination, no more plants, no more animals, no more man."

Bees are extremely important to the world; Russia has every right to flip shit since Obama refuses to stop using certain pesticides that are kiling them off.

Who knows; maybe it is the bees that will trigger it, maybe it will be another argument. But if Russia forms an alliance with China and becomes America's enemy then you better believe we're all fucked.
User avatar #79380 - mykoira (07/02/2013) [-]
i think you are little bit overreacting. if bees disappear it will cause catastrophy, but there is also other creatures that pollinate en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pollinator#Other_insects. Many plant will of course die, and many animal die because lack of food (ether plants or other animals that have gone extinct) but i'm 99% positive that human and life on earth will survive
#79389 - Rascal (07/02/2013) [-]
Also, the first quote about humanity dying in 4 years was a quote from Albert Einstein; back then it may have been true but nevertheless who's to say it's still wrong in today's world.
#79384 - Rascal (07/02/2013) [-]
Most foods (like apples, melons, broccoli and so on) depend on bees 90%.
Without bees it's extremely likely that the world would be short on food supplies and there would not be enough to uphold the human population. Yes, humanity is over populated already, but there's a way to change that without starving people.

Even so, if the allegations of Russia potentially declaring WW3 over a pesticide that the American government refuses to discontinue are true, then don't you think it's incredibly stupid of America to allow it to happen?

Bees do so much for the world; more than just make honey and pollinate.
User avatar #79394 - mykoira (07/02/2013) [-]
if usa will not stop and most of bees dies Russia (or some other country) will declair war to usa, that might save or destroy human. people die in war so that means less people to feed, if all bees don't die off it will be protected species and all will be fine till someone forgets something or mess something up really badly.
User avatar #79391 - azumeow (07/02/2013) [-]
>Implying America won't take an excuse to go to war and make themselves look like the good guys in a heartbeat.
User avatar #79561 - fargone (07/03/2013) [-]
>Implying America waging an "International War on Bees" wouldn't be cool
#184 - It's closer to FJ than those websites. 07/02/2013 on Websites +1
#117 - Not quite. I am Christian, but not of that denomination. I've … 07/02/2013 on How Ironic. 0
#11 - I see. I haven't seen an account with so little that has been …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Azedo's profile 0
User avatar #12 - Azedo (07/02/2013) [-]
Eh, just isn't a whole lot here that I'm interested in i guess.
User avatar #13 - mayormilkman (07/03/2013) [-]
So you haven't conversed with anyone (besides me) since 2011?
User avatar #14 - Azedo (07/03/2013) [-]
Not on here, I haven't
User avatar #15 - mayormilkman (07/03/2013) [-]
Interesting. Maybe I can be your friend? The other user seems to be gone for all that can be seen.
User avatar #16 - Azedo (07/03/2013) [-]
Sure If you would like to be
#17 - mayormilkman (07/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #18 - Azedo (07/03/2013) [-]
lol...ok then!
#19 - Okay then. I just find the fetish very disturbing. 07/02/2013 on vorarephilia's profile 0
#1 - Hello! 07/02/2013 on skelegirl's profile 0
#17 - On what end are you?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2013 on vorarephilia's profile 0
#18 - vorarephilia (07/02/2013) [-]
pred. or dominant in your terms.

random gif / pictures continue!!!
#19 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
Okay then.

I just find the fetish very disturbing.
#15 - Oh God. The Rotenburg guy. Anyway, what do you think …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2013 on vorarephilia's profile 0
#16 - vorarephilia (07/02/2013) [-]
I think it's the fact it is the pinnacle of dominance / submission. What could be more dominant than eating someone? what could be more submissive than being eaten?
User avatar #17 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
On what end are you?
#18 - vorarephilia (07/02/2013) [-]
pred. or dominant in your terms.

random gif / pictures continue!!!
#19 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
Okay then.

I just find the fetish very disturbing.
#1 - Picture 07/02/2013 on Game of the year, every year +1

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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2535 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I thought you said that you wouldn't use this account anymore?
User avatar #2536 to #2535 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I'm just going to be using it for things that can only be done with this profile e.g. look at the comment favorites.
User avatar #2537 to #2536 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I see.
User avatar #2533 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Wanna talk Indiana stuff?
User avatar #2538 to #2534 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
How is the snow?
User avatar #2539 to #2538 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
It has melted today.
User avatar #2540 to #2539 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Awh.

Are people still making ice sculptures?
User avatar #2541 to #2540 - mayormilkman (02/08/2015) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #2531 - majormayor (02/07/2015) [-]
How long will it be?
User avatar #2532 to #2531 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Who knows?
User avatar #2528 - murrlogic (01/22/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #2529 to #2528 - mayormilkman (01/24/2015) [-]
What are you doing here?
User avatar #2530 to #2529 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Profile Hopping
User avatar #2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - majormayor (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - Rascal (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
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