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mayormilkman

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
Video Games Played: Numerous
Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:5/01/2015
Location:Indiana
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#25806
Highest Content Rank:#429
Highest Comment Rank:#64
Content Thumbs: 20472 total,  22319 ,  1847
Comment Thumbs: 35140 total,  41298 ,  6158
Content Level Progress: 9.6% (96/1000)
Level 220 Content: Mind Blower → Level 221 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 83.4% (834/1000)
Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:8
Content Views:926243
Times Content Favorited:1411 times
Total Comments Made:24660
FJ Points:10846
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

latest user's comments

#32 - Alright. This is the first 9gag-based joke that got me in a long time. 07/23/2013 on [big]GENIUS[big] 0
#4142589 - Selling fiends and abominations (excluding my single form #2) … 07/23/2013 on Play items 0
#5408534 - ha ha ha oh wow 07/23/2013 on Autism Board +1
#4142538 - Well then. Welcome back. Things are predictably different from…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4142544 - moko (07/23/2013) [-]
thanks yeah its alot different levels are alot higher old lvl max was like 24
#4142529 - Oh man, that got me. 07/23/2013 on Play items 0
#4142515 - Is there an official item thread theme?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4142522 - girguy (07/23/2013) [-]
every linkin park song ever
User avatar #4142529 - mayormilkman (07/23/2013) [-]
Oh man, that got me.
User avatar #4142519 - rabidlaz (07/23/2013) [-]
yeah some miley cirus song
User avatar #4142517 - elitehacker (07/23/2013) [-]
black cocks
#4142490 - Whoa. That has been quite some time. How did you remember your…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4142533 - moko (07/23/2013) [-]
its the same pass and user i use on some other websites and i use to be kinda famous on FJ but then Idk why i quit :C
User avatar #4142538 - mayormilkman (07/23/2013) [-]
Well then. Welcome back. Things are predictably different from the days of 2010.
User avatar #4142544 - moko (07/23/2013) [-]
thanks yeah its alot different levels are alot higher old lvl max was like 24
#4142397 - You think you can have mine? I don't have much FJ badges, but … 07/23/2013 on Play items 0
#4142392 - It will take long time to craft that again.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4142394 - vegeta (07/23/2013) [-]
I can do it.
User avatar #4142397 - mayormilkman (07/23/2013) [-]
You think you can have mine? I don't have much FJ badges, but I'm just more interested in the angelic badges.
#5407707 - Ha ha. Okay then...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #5407793 - lilmisspinkamena (07/23/2013) [-]
yea
#4142375 - I think he's talking about the weapons that use books of metal… 07/23/2013 on Play items 0
#4142327 - spartanianisgod right now 07/23/2013 on Play items -1
#4142296 - sparta guy is fast 07/23/2013 on Play items 0
#4142272 - Top in quantity in past five minutes. #yolo 07/23/2013 on Play items 0
#4142239 - black daddy is going to become the most fit man ever. 07/23/2013 on Play items 0
#4142114 - Where's the angelic voodoo doll tablets? 07/23/2013 on Play items 0
#4142046 - Current goal: remake all of the voodoo dolls. Also, collect an… 07/23/2013 on Play items 0
#4141988 - Maybe I'll hang around long enough to get something I want (e.…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4141991 - epicapocalypse (07/23/2013) [-]
Ok good
#4141896 - I think I'll stick with the angelic badges... I'm los…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Play items +2
User avatar #4141903 - epicapocalypse (07/23/2013) [-]
If you end up stopping, can I have them?
User avatar #4141988 - mayormilkman (07/23/2013) [-]
Maybe I'll hang around long enough to get something I want (e.g. the voodoo dolls). We'll see.
User avatar #4141991 - epicapocalypse (07/23/2013) [-]
Ok good
#5406751 - Ha ha ha, huh? 07/23/2013 on Autism Board +1
#5406737 - **mayormilkman rolled a random image posted in comment #2992…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Autism Board +1
User avatar #5406744 - glad (07/23/2013) [-]
FUCKING
ADSKLFUHADSKJLGHDRKJGHEFJERKGFSGHH587
User avatar #5406751 - mayormilkman (07/23/2013) [-]
Ha ha ha, huh?
#149 - When will you get IP banned? 07/23/2013 on Bad Kids' Jokes Comp 5 0
#5406711 - I think this is some guy who spams porn every other week. I've… 07/23/2013 on Autism Board 0
#5406704 - lul 07/23/2013 on Autism Board 0
#5406600 - What if she's thin and flat-chested? 07/23/2013 on Autism Board 0

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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2535 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I thought you said that you wouldn't use this account anymore?
User avatar #2536 to #2535 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I'm just going to be using it for things that can only be done with this profile e.g. look at the comment favorites.
User avatar #2537 to #2536 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I see.
User avatar #2533 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Wanna talk Indiana stuff?
User avatar #2538 to #2534 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
How is the snow?
User avatar #2539 to #2538 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
It has melted today.
User avatar #2540 to #2539 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Awh.

Are people still making ice sculptures?
User avatar #2541 to #2540 - mayormilkman (02/08/2015) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #2531 - majormayor (02/07/2015) [-]
How long will it be?
User avatar #2532 to #2531 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Who knows?
User avatar #2528 - murrlogic (01/22/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #2529 to #2528 - mayormilkman (01/24/2015) [-]
What are you doing here?
User avatar #2530 to #2529 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Profile Hopping
User avatar #2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - majormayor (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
#2512 - ihatethings (05/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2515 to #2512 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - Ken M (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
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