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Gender: male
Age: 18
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
Video Games Played: Numerous
Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:4/05/2014
Location:Indiana
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Ban reason:Spam
Banned By:admin
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

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#16 - Were you flagged by a moderator?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Was banned for these two... 0
#17 - warofdawn (07/28/2013) [-]
not sure i just know it said flagged and banned by moderator
User avatar #18 - mayormilkman (07/28/2013) [-]
That has happened to me before twice. They seem to have some stricter standards than what usually is flag-worthy, although a lot of such images are still missed by them.
#5486513 - Yeah. I have been noticing more of this recently. Of course, I… 07/28/2013 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#1 - Comment deleted 07/28/2013 on Pure Evil 0
#662 - Are you still alive? 07/28/2013 on flaminggypsy's profile 0
#97080 - I nominate this comment for "I hate this board" comm… 07/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +4
#65 - Odd, people keep on stating that it is an overused joke, but I… 07/28/2013 on NSFW 0
#1 - And yet some drink more, but are not much more efficient...  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Not bad +6
User avatar #2 - dafuckisthisshit (07/28/2013) [-]
they must be older models
User avatar #3 - moshimoshi (07/28/2013) [-]
Naw, just bigger motors.
#5486378 - At this point we seem to be getting a bit too reliant on whate… 07/28/2013 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#5486371 - Content I commented on: Front page content: 07/28/2013 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#5486348 - what the heck I keep on seeing front page content I h…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2013 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#5486372 - leagetshitpack (07/28/2013) [-]
i think its called re-post, its what this page live for
User avatar #5486378 - mayormilkman (07/28/2013) [-]
At this point we seem to be getting a bit too reliant on whatever websites these posts are coming from.
#80 - 2edgy4me 07/28/2013 on >??? >profit 0
#1 - Picture 07/28/2013 on Well monopoly is back 0
#1503 - It shouldn't be too long before they're banned from thumb… 07/28/2013 on Report Spam 0
#1 - The first game I played in the series was Pokemon Gold, as wel…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2013 on Relive. +1
#106 - JackZRipper (07/29/2013) [-]
I miss my old Game Boy Color, it had the pinball game in it...
#97060 - lol, flagged. 07/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#97059 - What a funny name to call those boards. The brony b… 07/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... -1
#5485887 - I see. It sounds like a lot of butthurt really was produced.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2013 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #5485895 - buttlord (07/28/2013) [-]
a bit of tearing and anal seepage occurs from time to time
#97056 - I have been flagged by moderators at least twice by now.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #97057 - shibe (07/28/2013) [-]
Well there are no moderators on the small boards, I don't go to any of those ZOOM ZOOM SUPER SPEED boards.
User avatar #97059 - mayormilkman (07/28/2013) [-]
What a funny name to call those boards.

The brony board is an odd place. My latest flag ban was on there thanks to two images I posted, yet a lot of things get overlooked. Then again, there's this one guy who has made lots of accounts thanks to getting banned often.
#97054 - I saw your comments on that "Pride" content yesterda…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #97096 - Loopholes (07/28/2013) [-]
You could say, I was mostly referring to the constant negativity on this website, the hive mind mentality of the majority of the users, and how things just keep happening in vicious cycles.
But yeah sometimes the users have very strong opinions on things they really don't care about, so haven't bothered to research or think logically about it.
User avatar #97098 - mayormilkman (07/28/2013) [-]
That' what happens when such a post makes the front page on here. Many users don't get it, but it's there and there is rage, anyway.
#5485776 - Was he the leader of all of these accounts?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2013 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #5485835 - buttlord (07/28/2013) [-]
No, I ruled them and told them what to do and they worshiped me. Then they betrayed me because lordbuttlord wanted power, but I took back what was rightfully mine in an epic showdown in a marshmallow eating contest to the death and I won which resulted in my gaining control over the accounts once more. However, they rebelled and I was forced to banish them as they were no longer fit to serve under me. And alas, I search for more slaves so that I may have butt sex with them as I please and they do my bidding.



TL;DR no relation between accounts. just coincidence.
User avatar #5485887 - mayormilkman (07/28/2013) [-]
I see. It sounds like a lot of butthurt really was produced.
User avatar #5485895 - buttlord (07/28/2013) [-]
a bit of tearing and anal seepage occurs from time to time
#3 - I have become friends with someone else who only had just a si…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2013 on deletedaccount's profile 0
#4 - deletedaccount (07/28/2013) [-]
Ah, that's pretty cool. As you can see, I'm pretty much the same way. I'm on almost twice a day, yet I never leave comments and don't post.
#5485727 - There's no "lordbuttlord".  [+] (5 new replies) 07/28/2013 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #5485733 - buttlord (07/28/2013) [-]
there used to be. i wondered where he went
User avatar #5485776 - mayormilkman (07/28/2013) [-]
Was he the leader of all of these accounts?
User avatar #5485835 - buttlord (07/28/2013) [-]
No, I ruled them and told them what to do and they worshiped me. Then they betrayed me because lordbuttlord wanted power, but I took back what was rightfully mine in an epic showdown in a marshmallow eating contest to the death and I won which resulted in my gaining control over the accounts once more. However, they rebelled and I was forced to banish them as they were no longer fit to serve under me. And alas, I search for more slaves so that I may have butt sex with them as I please and they do my bidding.



TL;DR no relation between accounts. just coincidence.
User avatar #5485887 - mayormilkman (07/28/2013) [-]
I see. It sounds like a lot of butthurt really was produced.
User avatar #5485895 - buttlord (07/28/2013) [-]
a bit of tearing and anal seepage occurs from time to time
#97052 - I think there are programs for those kinds of pictures. 07/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#5485701 - Aw **** . 07/28/2013 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#1 - Not even Spider-Man could do such a thing.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Knocking down the man you... +30
#34 - imdolan (07/29/2013) [-]
I now ship it.
#2 - snakefire (07/28/2013) [-]
#3 - alos (07/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #2409 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
WHY'D YA DO IT, SONNY?
I mean it was funny, but...
User avatar #2408 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
well that is what happens
User avatar #2407 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA LOSER
User avatar #2410 to #2407 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Coming from the brony who's name is vampireshy.
I dunno, man.
#2412 to #2410 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>gongthehawkeye
>making fun of MY username
User avatar #2413 to #2412 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
It's manly.
Tell me it doesn't strike the fear of a thousand battered housewives into your heat?
Does it not make thine anal cavity tingle with sexual delight?
User avatar #2480 to #2413 - revengeforfreeze (01/23/2014) [-]
Gong means **** dude
User avatar #2425 to #2413 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
I would like this 1000 times but I can't even like it once
User avatar #2414 to #2413 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>manly
>funnyjunk user
it makes my autism meter go off the charts and made me cringe so hard I think I might have **** myself
#2429 to #2414 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
"cringe"
lol
You're just another cringe kid.
User avatar #2415 to #2414 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Good enough for me. I'll take it.
User avatar #2416 to #2415 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
its funny cuz you were my friend on my other account
lel
User avatar #2417 to #2416 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Really? Which one, I honestly just add anyone that wants it, so I don't remember.
Also, why 2 accounts? I never got that thing.
User avatar #2419 to #2417 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
nah, you never added me but you were cool to me

my alt is Twi, but it's banned for 90 days
User avatar #2426 to #2419 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
holy **** how did you manage to get banned for that long
User avatar #2427 to #2426 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
I posted a butt
User avatar #2428 to #2427 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
really that's all?
User avatar #2424 to #2419 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
wait what. i thought you were phanacts gf or something
User avatar #2418 to #2417 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
it's twi
he was banned for like, 3 months
User avatar #2420 to #2418 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
missypls i can talk fo myselffff
User avatar #2406 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
>tittentei
Did you find that content that was raided by feminists yet?
User avatar #2395 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
U should hoard milk
User avatar #2396 to #2395 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
I have several hundred, but knivesenpens (Is that how you spell it?) traded for some of it.
User avatar #2397 to #2396 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
Damn her!
I want milk now!
User avatar #2398 to #2397 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Did she delete her account or did I spell it wrong?
User avatar #2399 to #2398 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
She's gone ;-;
Her account is still there or so I believe but she left.
User avatar #2400 to #2399 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Oh, I see. Maybe that's why she hasn't bothered me in a while.
#2401 to #2400 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
Yeah :c
Yeah :c
User avatar #2402 to #2401 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Do you miss her?
User avatar #2403 to #2402 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
She's my friend and she left for no reason and without telling me so.
User avatar #2404 to #2403 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Hmm. I didn't get to know her as well.
User avatar #2405 to #2404 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
I did get to know her. She was nice.
User avatar #2393 - garymuthafuknoak (01/07/2014) [-]
atleast you seen before I was banned
#2371 - subadanus (01/06/2014) [-]
**** yourself you stupid ****
User avatar #2372 to #2371 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
You got green thumbs anyone. One red one won't hurt.
User avatar #2373 to #2372 - subadanus (01/06/2014) [-]
you dont know **** you stupid ********
User avatar #2374 to #2373 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
You're going to have to try harder than that. Many other brony board users have failed.
User avatar #2375 to #2374 - subadanus (01/06/2014) [-]
oh my ******* god dude just shut the **** up
User avatar #2376 to #2375 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
Even if you're faking it, or exaggerating yourself, you're still the butthurt one here.
User avatar #2377 to #2376 - subadanus (01/06/2014) [-]
dude why the **** do you even go on here
get the **** off seriously
you think your so cool and ****
**** off
User avatar #2378 to #2377 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
Just stop, man.
User avatar #2379 to #2378 - subadanus (01/06/2014) [-]
why dont you listen to your own ******* advise you stupid ****
User avatar #2380 to #2379 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
Why didn't you listen to my advice, you hypocrite?
User avatar #2381 to #2380 - subadanus (01/06/2014) [-]
because i dont take **** from ********* like you
User avatar #2382 to #2381 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
Nice projecting.
User avatar #2383 to #2382 - subadanus (01/06/2014) [-]
what the **** are you talking about

you dont even ******* know english you retard
User avatar #2384 to #2383 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
You're the moron here if you don't know what projecting is. Plus, you can't capitalize letters and punctuate your sentences for **** .
User avatar #2385 to #2384 - subadanus (01/06/2014) [-]
yeah okay just keep ****** talking dude your still ******* stupid
User avatar #2386 to #2385 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
You're not even trying, furfag.
User avatar #2387 to #2386 - subadanus (01/06/2014) [-]
wow your ****** insultes are so amazing
im ******* ending this here cause your soo ******* stupid
User avatar #2388 to #2387 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
lol, good.
#2389 to #2388 - subadanus (01/06/2014) [-]
Well you were right.   
   
"Many other brony board users have failed."   
   
Good show sir.
Well you were right.

"Many other brony board users have failed."

Good show sir.
User avatar #2390 to #2389 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
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