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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

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#5478977 - So, kit's army is falling apart?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2013 on retard forum +2
User avatar #5478985 - theblondefetus (07/28/2013) [-]
It's already dead
#1 - I may as well post this. 07/28/2013 on Scumbag Netflix +2
#96950 - Hell, the internet needs more of that stuff again. Too many me… 07/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#96948 - I wondered how he's a lower rank than me, given that a lot of …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #96949 - shibe (07/28/2013) [-]
He's pretty much a photoshop pro, we need one of those kinda dudes on this site.


Then again if I wasn't so lazy and maybe got better at photoshop, sooner or later I could be doing that also.

But I still have a lot to learn to be able to make such high quality shit like his.
User avatar #96950 - mayormilkman (07/28/2013) [-]
Hell, the internet needs more of that stuff again. Too many memes these days are just image macros, or just phrases that some can be applied to the same images/contexts. I wonder what happened to all of the old content creators on websites like YTMND and Newgrounds.
#2516 - I don't have anything else left to do for the remained of this… 07/28/2013 on EllieMuffin's profile 0
#2514 - Welp. I'll be back in school next Tuesday. I better finish rea…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/28/2013 on EllieMuffin's profile 0
#2515 - EllieMuffin (07/28/2013) [-]
I start school in 4 weeks, but for these 4 weeks I have summer band camp. Which is like, 9 hours a day 5 days a week. So basically school plus a bit more, but 100% marching band.
User avatar #2519 - mayormilkman (07/30/2013) [-]
So, it has begun...
#2520 - EllieMuffin (07/30/2013) [-]
Indeed it has.
User avatar #2521 - mayormilkman (08/01/2013) [-]
Of course, there hasn't been anything interesting yet as only two days have passed so far. I'll have to keep myself up this year as it shouldn't be too easy.
User avatar #2516 - mayormilkman (07/28/2013) [-]
I don't have anything else left to do for the remained of this break. I've got a keyboard, given that's related to what you're going to do.
#96922 - Imgur was pretty much designed for Reddit. That's why it hosts… 07/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#96917 - A lot of the Tumblr posts are reposts at this point, and it ta… 07/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#1213 - Freakin' years. 07/28/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#4 - 2007...  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2013 on KillinTime's profile 0
#5 - billybeee (08/09/2013) [-]
oh hi
User avatar #6 - mayormilkman (08/09/2013) [-]
There aren't many accounts around from 2006. including inactive ones.
#7 - billybeee (08/12/2013) [-]
wan sum fuk
User avatar #8 - mayormilkman (08/12/2013) [-]
no
#48 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2013 on 0 +2
#50 - liquidz (07/28/2013) [-]
#132 - "last year" It was a few months ago. It has a ve… 07/28/2013 on MOON MOON! 0
#61 - I was looking for this kind of comment. I am not disappointed. 07/28/2013 on Save it for later 0
#96903 - rokka said "no", so, okay then 07/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#96899 - mother ****** you dont know who the **** … 07/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#66 - Maybe someone should make a post on Tumblr which contains a sc… 07/28/2013 on Why don't I have teacher... +1
#96897 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #96900 - rokkarokkaali (07/28/2013) [-]
no
theres enough shitpost as it is
User avatar #96903 - mayormilkman (07/28/2013) [-]
rokka said "no", so, okay then
User avatar #96898 - misticalz (07/28/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #96899 - mayormilkman (07/28/2013) [-]
mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life
#96890 - "Beneath the skin, we are already one." 07/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#5477828 - I didn't intend anything bad to happen. I guess things got out… 07/28/2013 on retard forum 0
#5477817 - What if it really was your child, though? 07/28/2013 on retard forum 0
#5477799 - I'm sorry himynameiskit.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2013 on retard forum 0
User avatar #5477811 - himynameiskit (07/28/2013) [-]
That's lovely.
User avatar #5477828 - mayormilkman (07/28/2013) [-]
I didn't intend anything bad to happen. I guess things got out of hand.
#1210 - Snowmen?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
User avatar #1211 - violetmistress (07/28/2013) [-]
Yiss.
User avatar #1222 - mayormilkman (07/28/2013) [-]
So, how's skelegirl doing?
#1223 - violetmistress (07/28/2013) [-]
I broke up with her.
User avatar #1225 - mayormilkman (07/28/2013) [-]
Ah, I see. If you can, tell her I said "Hello".
#4 - I'm sure someone could just clear out the main part of the mag… 07/28/2013 on SpongeBoob 0
#5477736 - You shouldn't eat so late. You'll get fat from that. 07/28/2013 on retard forum 0
#5477729 - So, I've responsible for some of the recent drama on the hatin… 07/28/2013 on retard forum +2
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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
User avatar #2475 to #2438 - shadowrated ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
faved
#2471 to #2438 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #2409 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
WHY'D YA DO IT, SONNY?
I mean it was funny, but...
User avatar #2408 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
well that is what happens
User avatar #2407 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA LOSER
User avatar #2410 to #2407 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Coming from the brony who's name is vampireshy.
I dunno, man.
#2412 to #2410 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>gongthehawkeye
>making fun of MY username
User avatar #2413 to #2412 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
It's manly.
Tell me it doesn't strike the fear of a thousand battered housewives into your heat?
Does it not make thine anal cavity tingle with sexual delight?
User avatar #2480 to #2413 - revengeforfreeze (01/23/2014) [-]
Gong means **** dude
User avatar #2425 to #2413 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
I would like this 1000 times but I can't even like it once
User avatar #2414 to #2413 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>manly
>funnyjunk user
it makes my autism meter go off the charts and made me cringe so hard I think I might have **** myself
#2429 to #2414 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
"cringe"
lol
You're just another cringe kid.
User avatar #2415 to #2414 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Good enough for me. I'll take it.
User avatar #2416 to #2415 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
its funny cuz you were my friend on my other account
lel
User avatar #2417 to #2416 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Really? Which one, I honestly just add anyone that wants it, so I don't remember.
Also, why 2 accounts? I never got that thing.
User avatar #2419 to #2417 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
nah, you never added me but you were cool to me

my alt is Twi, but it's banned for 90 days
User avatar #2426 to #2419 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
holy **** how did you manage to get banned for that long
User avatar #2427 to #2426 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
I posted a butt
User avatar #2428 to #2427 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
really that's all?
User avatar #2424 to #2419 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
wait what. i thought you were phanacts gf or something
User avatar #2418 to #2417 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
it's twi
he was banned for like, 3 months
User avatar #2420 to #2418 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
missypls i can talk fo myselffff
User avatar #2406 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
>tittentei
Did you find that content that was raided by feminists yet?
User avatar #2395 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
U should hoard milk
User avatar #2396 to #2395 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
I have several hundred, but knivesenpens (Is that how you spell it?) traded for some of it.
User avatar #2397 to #2396 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
Damn her!
I want milk now!
User avatar #2398 to #2397 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Did she delete her account or did I spell it wrong?
User avatar #2399 to #2398 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
She's gone ;-;
Her account is still there or so I believe but she left.
User avatar #2400 to #2399 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Oh, I see. Maybe that's why she hasn't bothered me in a while.
#2401 to #2400 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
Yeah :c
Yeah :c
User avatar #2402 to #2401 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Do you miss her?
User avatar #2403 to #2402 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
She's my friend and she left for no reason and without telling me so.
User avatar #2404 to #2403 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Hmm. I didn't get to know her as well.
User avatar #2405 to #2404 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
I did get to know her. She was nice.
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