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mayormilkman

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
Video Games Played: Numerous
Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:3/16/2015
Location:Indiana
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Comment Ranking:#26415
Highest Content Rank:#429
Highest Comment Rank:#64
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Level 220 Content: Mind Blower → Level 221 Content: Mind Blower
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Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous
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Content Views:925439
Times Content Favorited:1411 times
Total Comments Made:24738
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

latest user's comments

#5516032 - fasntnig 07/30/2013 on Autism Board 0
#3695 - If it's a human girl's butt, then yes. 07/30/2013 on sunnyday's profile 0
#5515995 - What is your job?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #5516008 - miscarriage (07/30/2013) [-]
I detassel.
User avatar #5516032 - mayormilkman (07/30/2013) [-]
fasntnig
#5515989 - If you really want it, you can get it! 07/30/2013 on Autism Board +1
#5515980 - That would not end well, you balloon. 07/30/2013 on Autism Board 0
#5515968 - what do  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #5515976 - molestedbeggar (07/30/2013) [-]
ignore it
User avatar #5515973 - imcharlie (07/30/2013) [-]
get over it
#1577 - **mayormilkman rolled user deathrinder ** Help me do t… 07/30/2013 on grasmann's profile 0
#3693 - But what about butts?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2013 on sunnyday's profile 0
#3694 - sunnyday (07/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #3695 - mayormilkman (07/30/2013) [-]
If it's a human girl's butt, then yes.
#1538 - **mayormilkman rolled user ultrablue ** Please do this… 07/30/2013 on grasmann's profile 0
#3691 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 07/30/2013 on sunnyday's profile 0
User avatar #3692 - sunnyday (07/30/2013) [-]
I'm wearing stripey thigh high socks right now. As we speak.
User avatar #3703 - stripey (07/30/2013) [-]
Stripey-brand socks, the most comfortable for all purpose foot wear!
User avatar #3693 - mayormilkman (07/30/2013) [-]
But what about butts?
#3694 - sunnyday (07/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #3695 - mayormilkman (07/30/2013) [-]
If it's a human girl's butt, then yes.
#3689 - Butts. But not pony butts.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/30/2013 on sunnyday's profile 0
User avatar #3690 - sunnyday (07/30/2013) [-]
Can't. Too obsessed to with my sockies to care. <3
User avatar #3691 - mayormilkman (07/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #3692 - sunnyday (07/30/2013) [-]
I'm wearing stripey thigh high socks right now. As we speak.
User avatar #3703 - stripey (07/30/2013) [-]
Stripey-brand socks, the most comfortable for all purpose foot wear!
User avatar #3693 - mayormilkman (07/30/2013) [-]
But what about butts?
#3694 - sunnyday (07/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #3695 - mayormilkman (07/30/2013) [-]
If it's a human girl's butt, then yes.
#1474 - How does it feel being the first victim?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2013 on grasmann's profile 0
#1769 - spjlapj (07/30/2013) [-]
smashing!
#1466 - Can you respond to this? 07/30/2013 on grasmann's profile 0
#1447 - **mayormilkman rolled user ultimateasshole ** Welcome … 07/30/2013 on grasmann's profile 0
#98141 - Then again, it is a YouTube video about the police, so I shoul… 07/30/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#1420 - You were already rolled multiple times too?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2013 on grasmann's profile 0
User avatar #1429 - Sasher (07/30/2013) [-]
Yes I already blocked the fag dont bring me back here
User avatar #1935 - mayormilkman (07/31/2013) [-]
He's banned now.
#1400 - **mayormilkman rolled user Sasher ** Welcome to the bi…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/30/2013 on grasmann's profile 0
User avatar #1411 - Sasher (07/30/2013) [-]
what the fuck dont bring me back here
User avatar #1420 - mayormilkman (07/30/2013) [-]
You were already rolled multiple times too?
User avatar #1429 - Sasher (07/30/2013) [-]
Yes I already blocked the fag dont bring me back here
User avatar #1935 - mayormilkman (07/31/2013) [-]
He's banned now.
#1379 - **mayormilkman rolled user peryiteiscool ** Welcome to… 07/30/2013 on grasmann's profile 0
#1364 - Stop. 07/30/2013 on grasmann's profile 0
#98139 - As bad as that was, that video's comments are quite a dump.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
User avatar #98140 - freedomreturns (07/30/2013) [-]
Like the one where he says he's probably a church going man.
As if that has any relevance.
User avatar #98141 - mayormilkman (07/30/2013) [-]
Then again, it is a YouTube video about the police, so I should have expected such comments.
#560 - Ha ha ha, huh? 07/30/2013 on Good Guy Pope +1
#5515617 - Har har. 07/30/2013 on Autism Board +1
#5515471 - 16  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Autism Board +1
User avatar #5515487 - imcharlie (07/30/2013) [-]
ur late
User avatar #5515617 - mayormilkman (07/30/2013) [-]
Har har.
#5515252 - Look at your icon. You shouldn't have any room left. 07/30/2013 on Autism Board 0
#5515234 - There is only so much you have seen, though. I think I'm getti… 07/30/2013 on Autism Board 0

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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2535 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I thought you said that you wouldn't use this account anymore?
User avatar #2536 to #2535 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I'm just going to be using it for things that can only be done with this profile e.g. look at the comment favorites.
User avatar #2537 to #2536 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I see.
User avatar #2533 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Wanna talk Indiana stuff?
User avatar #2538 to #2534 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
How is the snow?
User avatar #2539 to #2538 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
It has melted today.
User avatar #2540 to #2539 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Awh.

Are people still making ice sculptures?
User avatar #2541 to #2540 - mayormilkman (02/08/2015) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #2531 - majormayor (02/07/2015) [-]
How long will it be?
User avatar #2532 to #2531 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Who knows?
User avatar #2528 - murrlogic (01/22/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #2529 to #2528 - mayormilkman (01/24/2015) [-]
What are you doing here?
User avatar #2530 to #2529 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Profile Hopping
User avatar #2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - majormayor (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
#2512 - ihatethings (05/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
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