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mayormilkman

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
Video Games Played: Numerous
Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:5/19/2015
Location:Indiana
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

latest user's comments

#185 - Ew. Furfags everywhere.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2013 on Cartoons -20
#192 - mewsh (09/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #193 - mayormilkman (09/11/2013) [-]
With great water pressures come great pain!
#5305 - This feels kind of absurd. 09/11/2013 on Brony board 0
#33 - I've read that too little social interaction can be harmful, though. 09/11/2013 on Introverts 0
#5 - I have no idea. 09/11/2013 on bronyboard's profile 0
#116617 - It's already beginning, I see.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #116619 - kingofdogs (09/10/2013) [-]
It will get worse.
#116592 - Do you hate her? 09/10/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#44 - "discipline" I hate this. It's funny how more an… 09/10/2013 on [Rage Intensifies] +2
#3 - I missed the idea.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/10/2013 on bronyboard's profile 0
User avatar #4 - joshkroger (09/11/2013) [-]
it was actually a terrible idea
User avatar #6 - notpolite (08/15/2014) [-]
what idea
User avatar #8 - joshkroger (08/15/2014) [-]
all of them
User avatar #5 - mayormilkman (09/11/2013) [-]
I have no idea.
#116573 - That's just plain odd. 09/10/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#116572 - Sounds like Tumblr. They're obsessed with making low-quality .gifs. 09/10/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#116570 - At least this year the really euphoric "Religion flies yo… 09/10/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#116565 - Welp. Tomorrow's date is 9/11 in the United States of America,…  [+] (19 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
User avatar #116590 - leonhardtv (09/10/2013) [-]
Also it's my sister's birthday
User avatar #116597 - bladeboy (09/10/2013) [-]
She caused 9/11, way to go.
User avatar #116592 - mayormilkman (09/10/2013) [-]
Do you hate her?
User avatar #116591 - rokkarokkaali (09/10/2013) [-]
Tell her I'm offering birthday sex
#116571 - daryldixon (09/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #116637 - newposterintown (09/11/2013) [-]
I thought this was great.
User avatar #116579 - rulerofhatingboard (09/10/2013) [-]
Did I miss a fad on funnyjunk? How come every picture has a fucking magnifying glass at the bottom right
User avatar #116582 - rokkarokkaali (09/10/2013) [-]
it's to help find the funny in your comments.
User avatar #116586 - rulerofhatingboard (09/10/2013) [-]
not gunna lie, I laughed out loud
#116581 - dumerveil has deleted their comment.
User avatar #116583 - rulerofhatingboard (09/10/2013) [-]
That's kinda cool, I guess. Woulda been cool to add that feature WITHOUT the annoying magnifying glass.
#116585 - dumerveil has deleted their comment.
User avatar #116587 - rulerofhatingboard (09/10/2013) [-]
YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON US
#116589 - dumerveil has deleted their comment.
User avatar #116576 - rokkarokkaali (09/10/2013) [-]
I pray that this is real just to see a shitstorm.
User avatar #116573 - mayormilkman (09/10/2013) [-]
That's just plain odd.
User avatar #116567 - shibe (09/10/2013) [-]
It's annoying that people can even make jokes of it like it was nothing.

2,000 people died and you can still say "they deserved it lol". You heartless fuck.

I like a few jokes here and there but saying down right r00d shit right there like that annoys me.
User avatar #116578 - ferrettamer (09/10/2013) [-]
They deserved it for being capitalist scum, all glory to the motherland
User avatar #116570 - mayormilkman (09/10/2013) [-]
At least this year the really euphoric "Religion flies you into buildings"/"Imagine no religion" images might not be posted much again, or thumbed down if posted.
#116562 - I think differently. 09/10/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#6086697 - Good night morning. 09/10/2013 on Autism Board +1
#116216 - * Being a huge faggot. * Wasting even more time to deal wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #116217 - roll (09/10/2013) [-]
o
ya
#6086675 - I wonder how many of these were made past 2011. 09/10/2013 on Autism Board +1
#116214 - You shall suffer the consequences, then.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #116215 - roll (09/10/2013) [-]
wat r the consequences then
User avatar #116216 - mayormilkman (09/10/2013) [-]
* Being a huge faggot.
* Wasting even more time to deal with things that will have no positive effect on you.
User avatar #116217 - roll (09/10/2013) [-]
o
ya
#116210 - Click that box, please.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #116212 - roll (09/10/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #116214 - mayormilkman (09/10/2013) [-]
You shall suffer the consequences, then.
User avatar #116215 - roll (09/10/2013) [-]
wat r the consequences then
User avatar #116216 - mayormilkman (09/10/2013) [-]
* Being a huge faggot.
* Wasting even more time to deal with things that will have no positive effect on you.
User avatar #116217 - roll (09/10/2013) [-]
o
ya
#116203 - What a weird thing to roll.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #116208 - roll (09/10/2013) [-]
faggot
#116210 - mayormilkman (09/10/2013) [-]
Click that box, please.
User avatar #116212 - roll (09/10/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #116214 - mayormilkman (09/10/2013) [-]
You shall suffer the consequences, then.
User avatar #116215 - roll (09/10/2013) [-]
wat r the consequences then
User avatar #116216 - mayormilkman (09/10/2013) [-]
* Being a huge faggot.
* Wasting even more time to deal with things that will have no positive effect on you.
User avatar #116217 - roll (09/10/2013) [-]
o
ya
#116201 - I could have gone on better without seeing that. 09/10/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#6086417 - I never would have guessed. 09/10/2013 on Autism Board 0
#6086404 - why  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #6086414 - ascendedwings (09/10/2013) [-]
I find it funny
User avatar #6086417 - mayormilkman (09/10/2013) [-]
I never would have guessed.
#6086395 - huh I get the joke, but what's the irony?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #6086396 - kokaines (09/10/2013) [-]
oh nvm
#6086390 - killitwithfire.gif  [+] (7 new replies) 09/10/2013 on Autism Board 0
#6086394 - kokaines (09/10/2013) [-]
>Irony
User avatar #6086397 - ascendedwings (09/10/2013) [-]
lel
User avatar #6086404 - mayormilkman (09/10/2013) [-]
why
User avatar #6086414 - ascendedwings (09/10/2013) [-]
I find it funny
User avatar #6086417 - mayormilkman (09/10/2013) [-]
I never would have guessed.
User avatar #6086395 - mayormilkman (09/10/2013) [-]
huh

I get the joke, but what's the irony?
User avatar #6086396 - kokaines (09/10/2013) [-]
oh nvm
#6086375 - I'll just fave this for future use. 09/10/2013 on Autism Board +2

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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2535 - ragnarfag ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
I thought you said that you wouldn't use this account anymore?
User avatar #2536 to #2535 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I'm just going to be using it for things that can only be done with this profile e.g. look at the comment favorites.
User avatar #2537 to #2536 - ragnarfag ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
I see.
User avatar #2533 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Wanna talk Indiana stuff?
User avatar #2538 to #2534 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
How is the snow?
User avatar #2539 to #2538 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
It has melted today.
User avatar #2540 to #2539 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Awh.

Are people still making ice sculptures?
User avatar #2541 to #2540 - mayormilkman (02/08/2015) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #2531 - majormayor (02/07/2015) [-]
How long will it be?
User avatar #2532 to #2531 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Who knows?
User avatar #2528 - murrlogic (01/22/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #2529 to #2528 - mayormilkman (01/24/2015) [-]
What are you doing here?
User avatar #2530 to #2529 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Profile Hopping
User avatar #2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - majormayor (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
#2512 - ihatethings (05/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
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