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mayormilkman

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
Video Games Played: Numerous
Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:5/01/2015
Location:Indiana
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

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#42 - I remember posting this months ago... 09/24/2013 on Lyndon B. for president! 0
#92752 - I don't remember what I scored high on the last time on that t… 09/24/2013 on Brony board 0
#131 - Yep. Butts. 09/24/2013 on Lintutu's profile 0
#53 - Are you talking about Robot Santa Claus? 09/24/2013 on The New Breakfast Club +3
#129 - B-b-b- butts .  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Lintutu's profile 0
#130 - Lintutu (09/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #131 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
Yep. Butts.
#91202 - I don't know why I'm bothering to come back here. Any… 09/24/2013 on Brony board +1
#1 - Superior image. 09/24/2013 on Truth 0
#214 - I don't really think there's a bisexual majority. 09/23/2013 on Neil Patrick Harris, everyone. +2
#4 - Yet another victim of the FJ hivemind... 09/23/2013 on thegreatfj's profile 0
#122615 - Can you give me some recommendations?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #122826 - lobselvith (09/24/2013) [-]
Good pastas?

The Godzilla NES and Dogscape are my favorites. They have chapters though, the Godzilla NES is long, but it was really good.
Glitchlett is pretty good too, probably the shortest of my favorites.
You probably know this one, but another one of my favorites is BEN. I think this one has chapters too, it's been awhile since I've read it.
User avatar #122827 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
I have read the Godzilla one. The visuals are excellent.

It's unfortunate how the NES Godzilla and BEN creepypastas inspired so many crappy "video game" creepypastas, though.
User avatar #122828 - lobselvith (09/24/2013) [-]
Yeah. There are a lot of bad pokemon pastas too.

Also, Abandoned by Disney is another good one.
#122534 - That's not my point. My point is that it is just plai… 09/23/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#122503 - "first time"  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #122532 - hieronymous (09/23/2013) [-]
yeah, ive seen it before
just because you havent' seen it doesn't mean no one else hasn't either
User avatar #122534 - mayormilkman (09/23/2013) [-]
That's not my point.

My point is that it is just plain unfunny and none of the images are really creative.
#13091 - I know how that feels. 09/23/2013 on connerence's profile 0
#13086 - Good. Good. How are things going for you?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2013 on connerence's profile 0
#13089 - connerence (09/23/2013) [-]
Up and down to say the least.
Mainly up but a few troughs here and there.
User avatar #13091 - mayormilkman (09/23/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
#13083 - I think it's probably just a month and a half. Anyway…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2013 on connerence's profile 0
#13085 - connerence (09/23/2013) [-]
Good to hear.
HOw's school?
User avatar #13086 - mayormilkman (09/23/2013) [-]
Good. Good. How are things going for you?
#13089 - connerence (09/23/2013) [-]
Up and down to say the least.
Mainly up but a few troughs here and there.
User avatar #13091 - mayormilkman (09/23/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
#13080 - I haven't conversed with you in a while.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/23/2013 on connerence's profile 0
User avatar #13081 - connerence (09/23/2013) [-]
It's been a while.
Months even.

HOw've you been man?
User avatar #13083 - mayormilkman (09/23/2013) [-]
I think it's probably just a month and a half.

Anyway, I'm doing fine.
#13085 - connerence (09/23/2013) [-]
Good to hear.
HOw's school?
User avatar #13086 - mayormilkman (09/23/2013) [-]
Good. Good. How are things going for you?
#13089 - connerence (09/23/2013) [-]
Up and down to say the least.
Mainly up but a few troughs here and there.
User avatar #13091 - mayormilkman (09/23/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
#111 - I thought religion/atheist content was replaced by all the con… 09/23/2013 on yes 0
#122445 - I was going to point that out. I'm sure he's a legitimate one,… 09/23/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#122440 - I really wonder why these people don't just make their contrib… 09/23/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#122439 - Is this the first time you have been here in over a year?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #122830 - thezillis (09/24/2013) [-]
More or less, yeah
User avatar #122832 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
If you have not inferred it already, you have missed A LOT.
#35 - Alright. 09/23/2013 on Azedo's profile 0
#183 - Welcome to FunnyJunk. Enjoy your stay. 09/23/2013 on level 40 +7
#122340 - We have had too much Tumblr content on this website for far to…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #122342 - cycloneclone (09/23/2013) [-]
I think I'm just never going to visit any of the comment sections again
#122339 - "make it popular to hate memes" 4chan tried that… 09/23/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#122336 - I'm sure we can just get rid of the big websites, but that alo…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #122337 - sirbutterballs (09/23/2013) [-]
We could simply try to make it popular to hate memes. Sort of fight fire with fire. That's really the only way to do it. And pockets of cancer will always be there no matter what you do.
User avatar #122339 - mayormilkman (09/23/2013) [-]
"make it popular to hate memes"
4chan tried that and now they ended up drowning in their own "le x face" kind of shit. Don't underestimate the powers of the meme.

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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2535 - ragnarfag ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
I thought you said that you wouldn't use this account anymore?
User avatar #2536 to #2535 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I'm just going to be using it for things that can only be done with this profile e.g. look at the comment favorites.
User avatar #2537 to #2536 - ragnarfag ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
I see.
User avatar #2533 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Wanna talk Indiana stuff?
User avatar #2538 to #2534 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
How is the snow?
User avatar #2539 to #2538 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
It has melted today.
User avatar #2540 to #2539 - darealsnooki (02/07/2015) [-]
Awh.

Are people still making ice sculptures?
User avatar #2541 to #2540 - mayormilkman (02/08/2015) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #2531 - majormayor (02/07/2015) [-]
How long will it be?
User avatar #2532 to #2531 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Who knows?
User avatar #2528 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #2529 to #2528 - mayormilkman (01/24/2015) [-]
What are you doing here?
User avatar #2530 to #2529 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Profile Hopping
User avatar #2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - majormayor (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
#2512 - ihatethings (05/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - Ken M (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
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