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Gender: male
Age: 18
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
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Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:7/24/2014
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

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#6215254 - I ain't got no job. 10/13/2013 on sfw random board 0
#6215226 - >ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ >:^) >top lel/kek &…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/13/2013 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #6215292 - pivotmasterdm (10/13/2013) [-]
Doge isn't that bad
User avatar #6215302 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
I never liked it, even months before it reached FunnyJunk.
User avatar #6215261 - youknewmymane (10/13/2013) [-]
ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ
User avatar #6215252 - hieronymous (10/13/2013) [-]
oh no were being raided by s4s
User avatar #6215262 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
I saw a post in 4chan's archives attributing other websites to the boards they're "infecting." FunnyJunk was attributed to /s4s/.
User avatar #6215249 - vaulttec (10/13/2013) [-]
no

ヽ(° ワ° )ノ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴜɴᴅᴇʀsヽ(° ワ° )ノ
User avatar #6215248 - prettyflyforaderp (10/13/2013) [-]
but thats your job
User avatar #6215254 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
I ain't got no job.
#6215197 - Well, it's slightly convenient for me, as it doesn't redirect … 10/13/2013 on sfw random board 0
#1171 - I know that. 10/13/2013 on Mayyyyyyybe. 0
#6215152 - Is this something specific, or what? 10/13/2013 on sfw random board 0
#6215134 - I will This is what I will have to do 10/13/2013 on sfw random board 0
#1169 - I think it also comes from some comments being removed entirely.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2013 on Mayyyyyyybe. +1
User avatar #1170 - derpyhoovesmuffins (10/13/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, sometimes funnyjunk decides to entirely remove the comments of a user (I mean cause banned, if you said delete all, it would still exist, just say that person had deleted it). I had forgotten about that
User avatar #1171 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
I know that.
#6215062 - Okay? 10/13/2013 on sfw random board +3
#6215053 - lolwut  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2013 on sfw random board +3
User avatar #6215056 - youknewmymane (10/13/2013) [-]
He's being mean ;-;

ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ
User avatar #6215062 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
Okay?
#1167 - Eh. I've noticed this phenomena on other old content with lots…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/13/2013 on Mayyyyyyybe. +1
User avatar #1168 - derpyhoovesmuffins (10/13/2013) [-]
Probably just happens when a content hasn't had comments for a while then...
User avatar #1169 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
I think it also comes from some comments being removed entirely.
User avatar #1170 - derpyhoovesmuffins (10/13/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, sometimes funnyjunk decides to entirely remove the comments of a user (I mean cause banned, if you said delete all, it would still exist, just say that person had deleted it). I had forgotten about that
User avatar #1171 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
I know that.
#1165 - Oh. Your previous comment actually brought me to your comment,…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/13/2013 on Mayyyyyyybe. +1
User avatar #1166 - derpyhoovesmuffins (10/13/2013) [-]
oh Yeah, this content has been weird and stuff. Me thinks it be on some crazy drugs and actually got it right one time
User avatar #1167 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
Eh. I've noticed this phenomena on other old content with lots of comments before.
User avatar #1168 - derpyhoovesmuffins (10/13/2013) [-]
Probably just happens when a content hasn't had comments for a while then...
User avatar #1169 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
I think it also comes from some comments being removed entirely.
User avatar #1170 - derpyhoovesmuffins (10/13/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, sometimes funnyjunk decides to entirely remove the comments of a user (I mean cause banned, if you said delete all, it would still exist, just say that person had deleted it). I had forgotten about that
User avatar #1171 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
I know that.
#6214930 - Okay. 10/13/2013 on sfw random board +1
#174 - I wonder how long it'll take before people start thinking thes… 10/13/2013 on evry tim 0
#6214883 - Nice. I ate dinner three hours ago, but you live in a timezone…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2013 on sfw random board +1
#6214911 - EllieMuffin (10/13/2013) [-]
It is a somewhat late dinner.
User avatar #6214930 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
Okay.
#8 - I have just met you, and I doubt that I have ever seen you bef…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2013 on KillerTURTLE's profile 0
User avatar #9 - KillerTURTLE (10/13/2013) [-]
true
#6214834 - Good advice! What are you up to?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/13/2013 on sfw random board +1
#6214847 - EllieMuffin (10/13/2013) [-]
At the moment, I'm eating dinner. Cheese Pizza. ♥
User avatar #6214883 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
Nice. I ate dinner three hours ago, but you live in a timezone an hour after mine, anyway.
#6214911 - EllieMuffin (10/13/2013) [-]
It is a somewhat late dinner.
User avatar #6214930 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
Okay.
#6214817 - I'm just kind of bored.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/13/2013 on sfw random board +1
#6214828 - EllieMuffin (10/13/2013) [-]
Find something fun to do, then.
User avatar #6214834 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
Good advice! What are you up to?
#6214847 - EllieMuffin (10/13/2013) [-]
At the moment, I'm eating dinner. Cheese Pizza. ♥
User avatar #6214883 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
Nice. I ate dinner three hours ago, but you live in a timezone an hour after mine, anyway.
#6214911 - EllieMuffin (10/13/2013) [-]
It is a somewhat late dinner.
User avatar #6214930 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
Okay.
#6 - Well then, welcome back!  [+] (3 new replies) 10/13/2013 on KillerTURTLE's profile 0
User avatar #7 - KillerTURTLE (10/13/2013) [-]
Why thank you.
By the way, how do you know me if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
I have just met you, and I doubt that I have ever seen you before the past thirty minutes.
User avatar #9 - KillerTURTLE (10/13/2013) [-]
true
#6214810 - Meh. Hi.  [+] (8 new replies) 10/13/2013 on sfw random board +1
#6214816 - EllieMuffin (10/13/2013) [-]
Why the "Meh"?
User avatar #6214817 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
I'm just kind of bored.
#6214828 - EllieMuffin (10/13/2013) [-]
Find something fun to do, then.
User avatar #6214834 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
Good advice! What are you up to?
#6214847 - EllieMuffin (10/13/2013) [-]
At the moment, I'm eating dinner. Cheese Pizza. ♥
User avatar #6214883 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
Nice. I ate dinner three hours ago, but you live in a timezone an hour after mine, anyway.
#6214911 - EllieMuffin (10/13/2013) [-]
It is a somewhat late dinner.
User avatar #6214930 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
Okay.
#4 - It looks like you haven't been around for a while.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/13/2013 on KillerTURTLE's profile 0
User avatar #5 - KillerTURTLE (10/13/2013) [-]
it's been like 3 years since i was last on, so today is my first day back on FJ
User avatar #6 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
Well then, welcome back!
User avatar #7 - KillerTURTLE (10/13/2013) [-]
Why thank you.
By the way, how do you know me if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
I have just met you, and I doubt that I have ever seen you before the past thirty minutes.
User avatar #9 - KillerTURTLE (10/13/2013) [-]
true
#5 - butts 10/13/2013 on funnyspots's profile 0
#1 - You're back from the dead?  [+] (7 new replies) 10/13/2013 on KillerTURTLE's profile 0
User avatar #3 - KillerTURTLE (10/13/2013) [-]
what do you mean?
User avatar #4 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
It looks like you haven't been around for a while.
User avatar #5 - KillerTURTLE (10/13/2013) [-]
it's been like 3 years since i was last on, so today is my first day back on FJ
User avatar #6 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
Well then, welcome back!
User avatar #7 - KillerTURTLE (10/13/2013) [-]
Why thank you.
By the way, how do you know me if you don't mind me asking?
User avatar #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
I have just met you, and I doubt that I have ever seen you before the past thirty minutes.
User avatar #9 - KillerTURTLE (10/13/2013) [-]
true
#6214578 - There's something very amusing about wikis dedicated to 4chan'… 10/13/2013 on sfw random board +2
#254 - Finns are wacky. 10/12/2013 on Snibety Snab! XDDd 0
#137 - Try mexicanfood.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/12/2013 on mexicancuisine's profile 0
User avatar #139 - mexicanfood (10/13/2013) [-]
and who the fuck are you? How do people know me that I dont know?
User avatar #140 - mayormilkman (10/13/2013) [-]
I dunno. lol
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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - majormayor (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
#2512 - ihatethings (05/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2439 to #2438 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
oookay
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2441 to #2440 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
yaya
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #2409 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
WHY'D YA DO IT, SONNY?
I mean it was funny, but...
User avatar #2408 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
well that is what happens
User avatar #2407 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA LOSER
User avatar #2410 to #2407 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Coming from the brony who's name is vampireshy.
I dunno, man.
#2412 to #2410 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>gongthehawkeye
>making fun of MY username
User avatar #2413 to #2412 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
It's manly.
Tell me it doesn't strike the fear of a thousand battered housewives into your heat?
Does it not make thine anal cavity tingle with sexual delight?
User avatar #2480 to #2413 - revengeforfreeze (01/23/2014) [-]
Gong means **** dude
User avatar #2425 to #2413 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
I would like this 1000 times but I can't even like it once
User avatar #2414 to #2413 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>manly
>funnyjunk user
it makes my autism meter go off the charts and made me cringe so hard I think I might have **** myself
#2429 to #2414 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/07/2014) [-]
"cringe"
lol
You're just another cringe kid.
User avatar #2415 to #2414 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Good enough for me. I'll take it.
User avatar #2416 to #2415 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
its funny cuz you were my friend on my other account
lel
User avatar #2417 to #2416 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Really? Which one, I honestly just add anyone that wants it, so I don't remember.
Also, why 2 accounts? I never got that thing.
User avatar #2419 to #2417 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
nah, you never added me but you were cool to me

my alt is Twi, but it's banned for 90 days
User avatar #2426 to #2419 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
holy **** how did you manage to get banned for that long
User avatar #2427 to #2426 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
I posted a butt
User avatar #2428 to #2427 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
really that's all?
User avatar #2424 to #2419 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
wait what. i thought you were phanacts gf or something
User avatar #2418 to #2417 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
it's twi
he was banned for like, 3 months
User avatar #2420 to #2418 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
missypls i can talk fo myselffff
User avatar #2421 to #2420 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
:^(
User avatar #2406 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
>tittentei
Did you find that content that was raided by feminists yet?
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