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mayormilkman

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
Video Games Played: Numerous
Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:3/16/2015
Location:Indiana
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Comment Ranking:#26446
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

latest user's comments

#134720 - wut 10/16/2013 on Brony board 0
#134718 - It's not uncommon seeing frequently-used reaction images with …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Brony board +1
User avatar #134728 - theluppijackal (10/16/2013) [-]
but it doesn't have a reaction image.
User avatar #134733 - mayormilkman (10/16/2013) [-]
I'm talking about other comments that aren't very noteworthy aside from the number of thumbs.
#134713 - ha ha ~ With love, the other board.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Brony board 0
User avatar #134723 - miscarriage (10/16/2013) [-]
other board?
User avatar #134727 - hieronymous (10/16/2013) [-]
hating
User avatar #134732 - miscarriage (10/16/2013) [-]
dum
User avatar #134725 - mayormilkman (10/16/2013) [-]
Another board.
User avatar #134719 - vincento (10/16/2013) [-]
why is life so hard because it gives you a hard time
User avatar #134720 - mayormilkman (10/16/2013) [-]
wut
#1 - I don't know why, but I really like this meme. 10/16/2013 on O really 0
#1830 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 10/16/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#1879 - kuchikirukia has deleted their comment.
#1881 - anonymous (11/04/2013) [-]
I don't get MLP because I know its target audience was never adults looking for oh-so adult things?

The show may have thrown in a few references to please adults who are forced to watch it with their kids here and there, but the main target for MLP is little girls.

It's bad enough that you're deluding yourself yo think that Bleach is some literary adult masterpiece. Don't make it worse by pretending MLP is some kind of television adult masterpiece.
#1877 - anonymous (11/03/2013) [-]
#1 - Because why not! 10/16/2013 on Why 0
#130338 - I remember having that EZ Squirt stuff once. It really did taste bad. 10/16/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#148 - That sounds rather uncomfortable... 10/15/2013 on heh heh 0
#1829 - Don't forget. 10/15/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#1827 - She responded to that comment when she was xryptofive...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2013 on mayormilkman's profile 0
User avatar #1828 - miscarriage (10/15/2013) [-]
yah
#6243665 - A lot of the jokes themselves are bland, though. 10/15/2013 on Autism Board +1
#6243632 - I'm more obscure than anything. 10/15/2013 on Autism Board +1
#6243622 - I think How To Basic is kind of overrated.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2013 on Autism Board +1
User avatar #6243630 - miscarriage (10/15/2013) [-]
you're overrated
User avatar #6243632 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
I'm more obscure than anything.
#6243585 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 10/15/2013 on Autism Board +1
User avatar #6243610 - miscarriage (10/15/2013) [-]
watch the video
it's by How To Basic
User avatar #6243622 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
I think How To Basic is kind of overrated.
User avatar #6243630 - miscarriage (10/15/2013) [-]
you're overrated
User avatar #6243632 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
I'm more obscure than anything.
User avatar #6243604 - whatevermanitslike (10/15/2013) [-]
the whole brony board being gay joke right?

I mean, it's not funny if it's almost true
#6243572 - This board should try some different kinds of jokes for once.  [+] (9 new replies) 10/15/2013 on Autism Board +1
User avatar #6243654 - alicorn (10/15/2013) [-]
most of us are gay though so it's not really a joke
User avatar #6243665 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
A lot of the jokes themselves are bland, though.
User avatar #6243579 - whatevermanitslike (10/15/2013) [-]
but, but...yeah
User avatar #6243585 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #6243610 - miscarriage (10/15/2013) [-]
watch the video
it's by How To Basic
User avatar #6243622 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
I think How To Basic is kind of overrated.
User avatar #6243630 - miscarriage (10/15/2013) [-]
you're overrated
User avatar #6243632 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
I'm more obscure than anything.
User avatar #6243604 - whatevermanitslike (10/15/2013) [-]
the whole brony board being gay joke right?

I mean, it's not funny if it's almost true
#6243471 - Yep. I know that you're a girl. 10/15/2013 on Autism Board +1
#6243447 - A girl?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2013 on Autism Board +2
User avatar #6243464 - whatevermanitslike (10/15/2013) [-]
he is no female, he is male...a gay one who I think is cute. Oh, you know I am female don't you?
User avatar #6243471 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
Yep. I know that you're a girl.
#6243433 - lol 10/15/2013 on Autism Board +1
#6243428 - So, what does it mean? Does it mean that he is... oh, nevermind.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/15/2013 on Autism Board +2
User avatar #6243436 - whatevermanitslike (10/15/2013) [-]
yes, he is...he is
User avatar #6243447 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
A girl?
User avatar #6243464 - whatevermanitslike (10/15/2013) [-]
he is no female, he is male...a gay one who I think is cute. Oh, you know I am female don't you?
User avatar #6243471 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
Yep. I know that you're a girl.
#6243409 - This is a confusing situation...  [+] (6 new replies) 10/15/2013 on Autism Board +2
User avatar #6243416 - whatevermanitslike (10/15/2013) [-]
It always is
User avatar #6243428 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
So, what does it mean? Does it mean that he is... oh, nevermind.
User avatar #6243436 - whatevermanitslike (10/15/2013) [-]
yes, he is...he is
User avatar #6243447 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
A girl?
User avatar #6243464 - whatevermanitslike (10/15/2013) [-]
he is no female, he is male...a gay one who I think is cute. Oh, you know I am female don't you?
User avatar #6243471 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
Yep. I know that you're a girl.
#6243327 - I have less total GB, but I don't even use up much of it. 10/15/2013 on Autism Board 0
#6243294 - lolwut 10/15/2013 on Autism Board +1
#6243274 - I find something funny about /co/'s fascination in their waifus.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2013 on Autism Board +2
User avatar #6243290 - kokai (10/15/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #6243294 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
lolwut
#1 - Picture  [+] (27 new replies) 10/15/2013 on My first OC -46
#100 - kaboomz (10/16/2013) [-]
This image has expired
fixed
User avatar #93 - akkere (10/16/2013) [-]
I say, this joke has to be the finest aircraft I've seen all year.

Because it flew over everyone's head like one.
User avatar #56 - traelos (10/16/2013) [-]
>Implying reddit and those whom use it should not be purged off the face of the planet.
User avatar #65 - nocakeforthetroll (10/16/2013) [-]
whats wrong with reddit?
User avatar #58 - mayormilkman (10/16/2013) [-]
You missed my comment below.
User avatar #60 - traelos (10/16/2013) [-]
I see.

Doesn't really detract from my statement though.
#48 - mayormilkman (10/16/2013) [-]
4chan makes these images for trolling, FYI.
#45 - wtfmana (10/16/2013) [-]
Because sex is the measure of a person


I know it's a joke but people still seem to have this opinion
User avatar #50 - anonymoose (10/16/2013) [-]
Seeing as the only reason we exist is to procreate and every aspect of our existence is to keep us alive so we can procreate more or to make procreation easier . . . yes . . . yes it is.
#52 - wtfmana (10/16/2013) [-]
I mean really ,what purpose does it serve except for.. uhh.. yeah.. what purpose does it serve at all really?
#51 - wtfmana (10/16/2013) [-]
That doesn't mean it's the most important thing we do.
User avatar #53 - anonymoose (10/16/2013) [-]
Yes it does.

Literally every piece of your body you have is there to help you have sex.
#57 - wtfmana (10/16/2013) [-]
And I honestly think that Tesla was more important than anyone else in history, he didn't even have sex once
#55 - wtfmana (10/16/2013) [-]
We do things that indirectly have anything to do with our survival which is much more important like rocket science, physics etc.

If we still thought that the only important thing to was to procreate then we'd live in caves.
#54 - wtfmana (10/16/2013) [-]
What..?

Stop twisting stuff, it's not that important. Jeez.
User avatar #41 - olisaurus (10/16/2013) [-]
*tips le fedora*
#37 - imnotkickthecat (10/16/2013) [-]
Even people who should understand satire like sunset, i am money, and trollins didn't get the joke.
User avatar #103 - trollins (10/16/2013) [-]
mad
#40 - Sunset has deleted their comment.
#29 - badpeace (10/16/2013) [-]
If that's a joke, it's hilarious.


If it's your opinion, you're an ass but you're still hilarious.
#26 - bithcwits (10/16/2013) [-]
Poe's law strikes again - I feel for you, man
User avatar #25 - lolokoko (10/16/2013) [-]
The joke flew over everyone's head, it seems.
User avatar #7 - failtolawl (10/16/2013) [-]
did you just say the real anonymous is reddit
#2 - schnizel (10/15/2013) [-]
Sieg heil!
User avatar #8 - satrenkotheone (10/16/2013) [-]
**satrenkotheone rolls 69** HH
#3 - psychoticcaleb (10/15/2013) [-]
#5 - Ah. One step ahead.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/15/2013 on Can't rape the willing +1
#6 - blokrokker (10/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #9 - asthmetheus (10/16/2013) [-]
Link to said game?
User avatar #18 - asthmetheus (10/16/2013) [-]
Diiick I wanted a direct link for the fact that there could be several fucking sources and who knows which one may be right.
User avatar #19 - blokrokker (10/16/2013) [-]
Pirate Bay is your friend. Eroge Download is also trustworthy, although their hosting site has a bunch of bullshit restrictions for free users.

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User avatar #2508 - majormayor ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2535 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I thought you said that you wouldn't use this account anymore?
User avatar #2536 to #2535 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I'm just going to be using it for things that can only be done with this profile e.g. look at the comment favorites.
User avatar #2537 to #2536 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I see.
User avatar #2533 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Wanna talk Indiana stuff?
User avatar #2538 to #2534 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
How is the snow?
User avatar #2539 to #2538 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
It has melted today.
User avatar #2540 to #2539 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Awh.

Are people still making ice sculptures?
User avatar #2541 to #2540 - mayormilkman (02/08/2015) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #2531 - majormayor ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
How long will it be?
User avatar #2532 to #2531 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Who knows?
User avatar #2528 - murrlogic (01/22/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #2529 to #2528 - mayormilkman (01/24/2015) [-]
What are you doing here?
User avatar #2530 to #2529 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Profile Hopping
User avatar #2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - majormayor ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2516 to #2514 - majormayor ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah?
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2519 to #2518 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
idunno
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2521 to #2520 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
whaaaat?
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
User avatar #2525 to #2524 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
...ooookay
#2512 - ihatethings (05/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2511 to #2510 - majormayor ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
#2488 - volksworgen ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
rip ;A;
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2489 to #2453 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
wat hapen
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2492 to #2491 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
cuz why
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2494 to #2493 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
topkek
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2455 to #2454 - majormayor ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
No.
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor ONLINE (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2490 to #2466 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
le rood
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor ONLINE (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor ONLINE (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
#2448 to #2446 - waffies ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
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