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mayormilkman

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:10/19/2015
Location:Indiana
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Comment Thumbs: 35142 total,  41304 ,  6162
Content Level Progress: 10.19% (102/1000)
Level 220 Content: Mind Blower → Level 221 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 83.6% (836/1000)
Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:8
Content Views:938300
Times Content Favorited:1402 times
Total Comments Made:24578
FJ Points:10852
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

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#160701 - Yeah. All I've got is a porn 'stache and a few hairs …  [+] (4 replies) 12/24/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#160738 - rokkarokkaali (12/25/2013) [-]
I had one hair on my chin that was pretty long considering it was all alone.
I ripped the fucker out.
GOML
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#160830 - mayormilkman (12/25/2013) [-]
I gotta say that I'm impressed.
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#160702 - princessren (12/24/2013) [-]
*chinny chin chin
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#160703 - mayormilkman (12/24/2013) [-]
Yep!
#160697 - Well, I'd figure that you would shave if you grew hairs on your chin.  [+] (6 replies) 12/24/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#160700 - princessren (12/24/2013) [-]
like the little piggies?
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#160701 - mayormilkman (12/24/2013) [-]
Yeah.

All I've got is a porn 'stache and a few hairs on my chin.
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#160738 - rokkarokkaali (12/25/2013) [-]
I had one hair on my chin that was pretty long considering it was all alone.
I ripped the fucker out.
GOML
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#160830 - mayormilkman (12/25/2013) [-]
I gotta say that I'm impressed.
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#160702 - princessren (12/24/2013) [-]
*chinny chin chin
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#160703 - mayormilkman (12/24/2013) [-]
Yep!
#200 - I have been on all of these websites. Still, the posts are ****.  [+] (2 replies) 12/24/2013 on Tumblr Comp -1
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#201 - mantage (12/24/2013) [-]
on tumblr, it really matters who you follow. follow shitty blogs and you'll see shitty posts
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#202 - mayormilkman (12/24/2013) [-]
The stuff that gets posted onto FJ isn't hard to miss, even on the shitty blogs.
#7 - Nah, man. 12/24/2013 on smooth criminal +15
#160693 - I know you're not the "manly" type.  [+] (8 replies) 12/24/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#160695 - princessren (12/24/2013) [-]
ok
you caught me
I've never had a beard in my life
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#160697 - mayormilkman (12/24/2013) [-]
Well, I'd figure that you would shave if you grew hairs on your chin.
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#160700 - princessren (12/24/2013) [-]
like the little piggies?
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#160701 - mayormilkman (12/24/2013) [-]
Yeah.

All I've got is a porn 'stache and a few hairs on my chin.
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#160738 - rokkarokkaali (12/25/2013) [-]
I had one hair on my chin that was pretty long considering it was all alone.
I ripped the fucker out.
GOML
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#160830 - mayormilkman (12/25/2013) [-]
I gotta say that I'm impressed.
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#160702 - princessren (12/24/2013) [-]
*chinny chin chin
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#160703 - mayormilkman (12/24/2013) [-]
Yep!
#160665 - Good jokes Ren.  [+] (10 replies) 12/24/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#160670 - princessren (12/24/2013) [-]
I'll be here all week
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#160693 - mayormilkman (12/24/2013) [-]
I know you're not the "manly" type.
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#160695 - princessren (12/24/2013) [-]
ok
you caught me
I've never had a beard in my life
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#160697 - mayormilkman (12/24/2013) [-]
Well, I'd figure that you would shave if you grew hairs on your chin.
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#160700 - princessren (12/24/2013) [-]
like the little piggies?
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#160701 - mayormilkman (12/24/2013) [-]
Yeah.

All I've got is a porn 'stache and a few hairs on my chin.
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#160738 - rokkarokkaali (12/25/2013) [-]
I had one hair on my chin that was pretty long considering it was all alone.
I ripped the fucker out.
GOML
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#160830 - mayormilkman (12/25/2013) [-]
I gotta say that I'm impressed.
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#160702 - princessren (12/24/2013) [-]
*chinny chin chin
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#160703 - mayormilkman (12/24/2013) [-]
Yep!
#1 - Your wish is my command.  [+] (26 replies) 12/24/2013 on see tumbljunk comment below +26
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#27 - chimpaflimp (12/25/2013) [-]
Look, mate, nobody gives a shit about you. Stop wasting precious FunnyJunk Mb on this utter bollocks; posting the few funny Tumblr posts on here is much better than scrolling down loads of bad posts to find the one or two good ones. It's like leaping into a sewage farm in the middle of summer to grab a penny you saw.
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#41 - mayormilkman (12/26/2013) [-]
You're implying that the "good" Tumblr posts aren't easy as Hell to miss.
#24 - haqq (12/25/2013) [-]
Why does this get redthumbed to hell on every other picture?
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#23 - Silver Quantum (12/25/2013) [-]
no one gives a shit. seriously. either enjoy the content on the site or fuck off
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#42 - mayormilkman (12/26/2013) [-]
I enjoy the butthurt.
#18 - igotthisguys (12/25/2013) [-]
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#39 - mayormilkman (12/26/2013) [-]
What a shit rebuttal.
#10 - adu (12/25/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk is a fucking content aggregator. It aggregates content.

In other words, Funnyjunk is the "new way" to browse Tumblr, Reddit, Pinterest, 4chan, 9gag, Youtube, and probably many other sites. Stop being a cunt-strudle.
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#40 - mayormilkman (12/26/2013) [-]
For you below comments: YouTube videos usually do very poorly on FunnyJunk.

For this comment: But Tumblr content alone is probably almost greater amounts (if not) than all those other websites combined (if we're talking screenshots).

P.S. Tumblr is the new way to browse 9gag as it's logo is not uncommon in posts on there.
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#43 - adu (12/26/2013) [-]
A huge amounts of posts are also from other sites, whether or not it's obvious. Start counting watermarks sometime, or make note of whenever someone takes something from a webcomic, or TV show. The point is that very little of it is OC, it's just aggregating the funny and interesting things from all over the internet, even from Tumblr. The concentration of what-comes-from-where seems entirely irrelevant, especially coming from Tumblr, because Tumblr very rarely has OC anyways, just a few snarky comments and a picture they found from some other website.
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#44 - mayormilkman (12/26/2013) [-]
A lot of times the comments are unnecessary to the humor of the pictures they are talking about, though.
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#45 - adu (12/26/2013) [-]
That's a subjective stance. Sometimes they're funny, sometimes they're irritating. The person taking the screenshot at the time most likely thinks of them as funny, otherwise they would have cropped them out. This leads me to believe that most of these tumblr screenshots come from people with a high tolerance for tumblr bullshit.
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#46 - mayormilkman (12/26/2013) [-]
I guess people are sometimes too lazy to take care of them.
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#29 - jiboia (12/25/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk is the new way to browse youtube?Are you fucking serious or do you just have too much ice cream on your hands?
#30 - adu (12/25/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, it's not like there's a category for uploading youtube videos, or a youtube embed button for comments or anything like that.
#32 - jiboia (12/25/2013) [-]
Of course that is a really good feature that is totally not ignored or anything, everyone knows youtube videos get way more views here than they do there right?
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#33 - adu (12/25/2013) [-]
I've seen content from the youtube comment section get front page dozens of times, so...
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#34 - jiboia (12/25/2013) [-]
Yeah because the 1000 green thumbs needed to get frontpage is totally comparable to the 35000 likes some youtube videos get.
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#35 - adu (12/25/2013) [-]
Not sure what you're arguing. I never implied that things got more views here than on their parent sites. Tumblr posts get tens of thousands of reblogs as well sometimes. I don't see how that has anything to do with content aggregation though.
#36 - jiboia (12/25/2013) [-]
Yes i read your comment and realized that i am indeed retarded, i am sorry.
#37 - adu (12/25/2013) [-]
Hey, there'll be no sad faces on Christmas.
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#19 - liquidfunny (12/25/2013) [-]
It wasn't always like that
#8 - anon (12/25/2013) [-]
I really do wish you'd just fuck off.
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#7 - TwiztidNinja (12/25/2013) [-]
Well it is not like i am actually going to browse tumblr now am i?
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#6 - perfectcomment (12/25/2013) [-]
This one time.

This one time is the only time you're allowed to do this, you understand?

This one time. Cheeky fucker.
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#2 - grandtheftkoala (12/24/2013) [-]
thank you