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Age: 19
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
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Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:12/09/2014
Location:Indiana
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

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#248 - I haven't watched any of those flashes. 10/20/2013 on been around,right? 0
#131881 - It doesn't really help that SJWs have been using the fedora me…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #131898 - princessren (10/20/2013) [-]
can't tell if guy in picture is saying this or if he is suppose to be example of what person is talking about
User avatar #131924 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
I didn't get any results when I put it into Google yesterday.
#128 - Some of them simply had atheist "quotes" slapped ove…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on bronies 0
#130 - northard (10/20/2013) [-]
That's true, but there were no mentioning of being a brony anywhere on any of them.
#126 - Let you me tell you people some things: 1. Ever since… 10/20/2013 on bronies +4
#131862 - Most of the fedora hate stems from a 4chan meme and fake images. 10/20/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#131857 - Who is the Shishno dude he mentioned? 10/20/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#102 - I've got a message for you: butts  [+] (4 new replies) 10/20/2013 on kikisu's profile 0
User avatar #103 - kikisu (10/20/2013) [-]
Heh
User avatar #104 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
I have told many people about butts. I tried to tell you before, but you did not respond.
User avatar #105 - kikisu (10/20/2013) [-]
Oh I'm very sorry
User avatar #106 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
It's okay, now you know.

BUTTS!!!
#131855 - I am starting to think that l people who rabidly hate on peopl…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #131877 - lobselvith (10/20/2013) [-]
The people who hate on fedoras vehemently are usually not too far off from wearing fedoras themselves. I know someone who wears a fedora IRL, and let me tell you, he's a prime example of the typical fedora wearer. Yes, I think that some people who wear fedoras are some of the worst kinds of basement dwellers, but I don't go out of my way to hate on them.

I don't mind when people wear fedoras when it goes with the outfit. Like, if you're going for a classy/elegant look, that's reasonable. But if you're wearing your best MLP stamped fedora with your favorite Bleach shit, I don't think you deserve to be wearing a fedora at all. It always clashes horribly with causal outfits.
#131881 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
It doesn't really help that SJWs have been using the fedora meme a ton anyway and accusing others of being scared of the "friendzone" (I have seen very few people actually complain about that for the whole year).

Some people have also noted the some of them wear fedoras anyway, and there's a term for the female equivalent of the neckbeard: legbeard.
User avatar #131898 - princessren (10/20/2013) [-]
can't tell if guy in picture is saying this or if he is suppose to be example of what person is talking about
User avatar #131924 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
I didn't get any results when I put it into Google yesterday.
User avatar #131859 - kosmic (10/20/2013) [-]
I never seen anyone wear a fedora in real life and was a douche. Until last night when I was at the free movie. That guy brought his trumpet and laughed unbelievable loud and long at the jokes. (The movie was Despicable Me 2) These jokes are not that fucking funny
User avatar #131863 - nabbit (10/20/2013) [-]
Did...did he play the trumpet?
User avatar #131868 - kosmic (10/20/2013) [-]
Not during the movie but when we were waiting to get in he did.
User avatar #131869 - nabbit (10/20/2013) [-]
Was it decent playing or just shit noise?
User avatar #131873 - kosmic (10/20/2013) [-]
It was pretty decent. Not going to lie.
User avatar #131862 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
Most of the fedora hate stems from a 4chan meme and fake images.
#36 - He hasn't commented anywhere on the SFW part of the website si… 10/20/2013 on severepwner's profile 0
#34 - Some other user who has been sitting in the dustier corners of…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2013 on severepwner's profile 0
User avatar #35 - severepwner (10/20/2013) [-]
Oh, perhaps you should dust him off then.
User avatar #36 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
He hasn't commented anywhere on the SFW part of the website since February.
#32 - I think of you as cpislucky's twin.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/20/2013 on severepwner's profile 0
User avatar #33 - severepwner (10/20/2013) [-]
Who?
User avatar #34 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
Some other user who has been sitting in the dustier corners of my friends list.
User avatar #35 - severepwner (10/20/2013) [-]
Oh, perhaps you should dust him off then.
User avatar #36 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
He hasn't commented anywhere on the SFW part of the website since February.
#6296659 - Ha. 10/20/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#131789 - You and leonhardtv are quite a wacky pair.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#131790 - thatonesouthernkid (10/20/2013) [-]
why thank you. i like to think of myself as the cool one.
#131783 - Is it ever over? Ocelot was right. They were all right about… 10/20/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#6295021 - Alrighty then. 10/20/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#6295005 - Am I right about the pink pone being your waifu?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #6295012 - ponybutts (10/20/2013) [-]
naah, i don't rly have a waifu.. that's weird

got a gf for all that
User avatar #6295021 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
#793 - There seems to be a lot more infighting going on at Tumblr, li…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on teoberry's profile 0
User avatar #796 - teoberry (10/24/2013) [-]
I just saw that. I don't know how they're ever going to get anything done when they fight over, basically, who's fatter.
#791 - Is it me, or are they getting crazier?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2013 on teoberry's profile 0
User avatar #792 - bladeboy (10/20/2013) [-]
Only been browsing for like a week. No idea, but the week ive been on the bitches have been crazy.
User avatar #793 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
There seems to be a lot more infighting going on at Tumblr, like the recent "smallfats and deathfats" post.
User avatar #796 - teoberry (10/24/2013) [-]
I just saw that. I don't know how they're ever going to get anything done when they fight over, basically, who's fatter.
#6294773 - It should be hard to move around like that, man. 10/20/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#6294766 - You better get past Phanact first. 10/20/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#6294738 - Eat fjaddictftw. She's going to starve otherwise.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #6294760 - whatevermanitslike (10/20/2013) [-]
I'd eat her out
User avatar #6294766 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
You better get past Phanact first.
#6294691 - Yep. 10/20/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
#6294680 - Because Reddit took their rage faces and used "le" t… 10/20/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
#6294674 - Nah, man...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #6294682 - aczzoh (10/20/2013) [-]
Oh well, I tried.
#6294667 - I don't really know. That thumbnail looks familiar. I…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #6294672 - aczzoh (10/20/2013) [-]
Watch the video.
User avatar #6294674 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
Nah, man...
User avatar #6294682 - aczzoh (10/20/2013) [-]
Oh well, I tried.
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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - majormayor (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2519 to #2518 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
idunno
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2521 to #2520 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
whaaaat?
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
User avatar #2525 to #2524 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
...ooookay
#2512 - ihatethings (05/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
#2488 - volksworgen ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
rip ;A;
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2489 to #2453 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
wat hapen
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2492 to #2491 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
cuz why
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2494 to #2493 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
topkek
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2490 to #2466 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
le rood
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
#2448 to #2446 - waffies ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2439 to #2438 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
oookay
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2441 to #2440 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
yaya
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #2409 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
WHY'D YA DO IT, SONNY?
I mean it was funny, but...
User avatar #2408 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
well that is what happens
User avatar #2407 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA LOSER
User avatar #2410 to #2407 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Coming from the brony who's name is vampireshy.
I dunno, man.
#2412 to #2410 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>gongthehawkeye
>making fun of MY username
User avatar #2413 to #2412 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
It's manly.
Tell me it doesn't strike the fear of a thousand battered housewives into your heat?
Does it not make thine anal cavity tingle with sexual delight?
User avatar #2480 to #2413 - revengeforfreeze (01/23/2014) [-]
Gong means **** dude
User avatar #2425 to #2413 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
I would like this 1000 times but I can't even like it once
User avatar #2414 to #2413 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>manly
>funnyjunk user
it makes my autism meter go off the charts and made me cringe so hard I think I might have **** myself
#2429 to #2414 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
"cringe"
lol
You're just another cringe kid.
User avatar #2415 to #2414 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Good enough for me. I'll take it.
User avatar #2416 to #2415 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
its funny cuz you were my friend on my other account
lel
User avatar #2417 to #2416 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Really? Which one, I honestly just add anyone that wants it, so I don't remember.
Also, why 2 accounts? I never got that thing.
User avatar #2419 to #2417 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
nah, you never added me but you were cool to me

my alt is Twi, but it's banned for 90 days
User avatar #2426 to #2419 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
holy **** how did you manage to get banned for that long
User avatar #2427 to #2426 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
I posted a butt
User avatar #2428 to #2427 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
really that's all?
User avatar #2424 to #2419 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
wait what. i thought you were phanacts gf or something
User avatar #2418 to #2417 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
it's twi
he was banned for like, 3 months
User avatar #2420 to #2418 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
missypls i can talk fo myselffff
User avatar #2421 to #2420 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
:^(
User avatar #2406 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
>tittentei
Did you find that content that was raided by feminists yet?
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