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mayormilkman

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
Video Games Played: Numerous
Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:10/19/2015
Location:Indiana
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

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#238 - I saw your smut.  [+] (8 new replies) 10/24/2013 on hauntzor's profile 0
#239 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
sheit
#240 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
It was not spectacular.
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#241 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
It's cool

Not like I do it for a living or anything
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#242 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
Or do you?
#243 - hauntzor (10/25/2013) [-]
boy do I wish.
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#244 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
All I know is that furries have a lot of money to waste for some reason.
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#245 - hauntzor (10/25/2013) [-]
I literally just got a note today asking what I was asking for in prices.

I told them that I didn't have a set list, but they replied that they wanted a guesstimate anyway. After I gave it to them ($25 being the most expensive for a shaded drawing w/ background) they said "eh, nevermind."
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#246 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
I've heard those suits are very expensive.
#136 - I don't even know about captchas for registered users. When do… 10/24/2013 on Time travelling Admin +1
#236 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 10/24/2013 on hauntzor's profile 0
#237 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
I am not a negro. I am but a golden retriever.
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#238 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
I saw your smut.
#239 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
sheit
#240 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
It was not spectacular.
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#241 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
It's cool

Not like I do it for a living or anything
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#242 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
Or do you?
#243 - hauntzor (10/25/2013) [-]
boy do I wish.
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#244 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
All I know is that furries have a lot of money to waste for some reason.
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#245 - hauntzor (10/25/2013) [-]
I literally just got a note today asking what I was asking for in prices.

I told them that I didn't have a set list, but they replied that they wanted a guesstimate anyway. After I gave it to them ($25 being the most expensive for a shaded drawing w/ background) they said "eh, nevermind."
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#246 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
I've heard those suits are very expensive.
#26 - I really like this kid for some reason. 10/24/2013 on Annoying Childhood Morpheus -1
#4476979 - >Reddit channel 10/24/2013 on Play items 0
#307 - That's a parody. 10/24/2013 on Mouth razor chew 0
#4476967 - Very well, then... 10/24/2013 on Play items 0
#4476964 - I thought you said you had some...  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2013 on Play items 0
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#4476967 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
Very well, then...
#4476962 - I've got 200 level 1 fabulous badges now.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/24/2013 on Play items 0
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#4476964 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
I thought you said you had some...
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#4476967 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
Very well, then...
#4476960 - It's the most they can do. 10/24/2013 on Play items 0
#96 - Ah. Sadly, I didn't watch all of that, to be honest.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2013 on Gym rat 0
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#97 - SonicTeam (10/24/2013) [-]
If you ever do, hopefully you enjoy it cause its heartwarming and funny. It's one of my childhood favorites.
#86 - I don't remember this Goofy cartoon.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2013 on Gym rat 0
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#95 - SonicTeam (10/24/2013) [-]
A Goofy Movie...The guy is named "Powerline"
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#96 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
Ah. Sadly, I didn't watch all of that, to be honest.
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#97 - SonicTeam (10/24/2013) [-]
If you ever do, hopefully you enjoy it cause its heartwarming and funny. It's one of my childhood favorites.
#85 - It's a comic by Quentin, the greatest tripfag on /v/ ever. 10/24/2013 on Gym rat +1
#1 - So long Gay Bowser! 10/24/2013 on Well played Mario... +2
#119 - I just don't like Tumblr's "gifsets." 10/24/2013 on Cute 0
#5171 - Bloody Hell. *tips fedora* IS a joke that functions the same w… 10/24/2013 on My Little Pony Sucks 0
#134249 - Good rant, man. 10/24/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#134247 - >posting any of those images aside from the originals very … 10/24/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#5169 - Just look at all the nor/mlp/eople who can't detect tr…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2013 on My Little Pony Sucks 0
#5170 - lobselvith (10/24/2013) [-]


>people still taking him seriously after him putting this much emphasis on fedoras
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#5171 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
Bloody Hell. *tips fedora* IS a joke that functions the same way as the "euphoric" meme. It's kind of sad how many people can't detect a troll on this level of subtlety anymore, including people who browse 4chan. No wonder "this is bait" is even a meme (although it doesn't work often).
#134246 - Google is rather backwards when it comes to how it treats the … 10/24/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#5167 - No. That's just someone else's art.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/24/2013 on My Little Pony Sucks 0
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#5168 - lobselvith (10/24/2013) [-]
Link plox.
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#5169 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]


Just look at all the nor/mlp/eople who can't detect trolls more subtle than people who post "le x face xdddddd" (and still think it's a good way of mocking things).
#5170 - lobselvith (10/24/2013) [-]


>people still taking him seriously after him putting this much emphasis on fedoras
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#5171 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
Bloody Hell. *tips fedora* IS a joke that functions the same way as the "euphoric" meme. It's kind of sad how many people can't detect a troll on this level of subtlety anymore, including people who browse 4chan. No wonder "this is bait" is even a meme (although it doesn't work often).
#296 - I think you replied to the wrong person. 10/24/2013 on complain about mods and... 0
#11 - I don't really know. 10/24/2013 on snipys's profile 0
#9 - You have been told the message of "butts." …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2013 on snipys's profile 0
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#10 - snipys (10/24/2013) [-]
Who doesn't like butts?
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#11 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
I don't really know.
#7 - butts  [+] (4 new replies) 10/24/2013 on snipys's profile 0
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#8 - snipys (10/24/2013) [-]
Oh hey there. I never get people commenting on my profile. I'm so lonely.
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#9 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
You have been told the message of "butts."

Do you like butts?
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#10 - snipys (10/24/2013) [-]
Who doesn't like butts?
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#11 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
I don't really know.
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#2508 - majormayor
(02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
#2535 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I thought you said that you wouldn't use this account anymore?
#2536 to #2535 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I'm just going to be using it for things that can only be done with this profile e.g. look at the comment favorites.
#2537 to #2536 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I see.
#2533 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Wanna talk Indiana stuff?
#2534 to #2533 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Maybe.
#2538 to #2534 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
How is the snow?
#2539 to #2538 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
It has melted today.
#2540 to #2539 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Awh.

Are people still making ice sculptures?
#2541 to #2540 - mayormilkman (02/08/2015) [-]
I dunno.
#2531 - majormayor (02/07/2015) [-]
How long will it be?
#2532 to #2531 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Who knows?
#2528 - murrlogic (01/22/2015) [-]
boop
#2529 to #2528 - mayormilkman (01/24/2015) [-]
What are you doing here?
#2530 to #2529 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Profile Hopping
#2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
#2527 to #2526 - majormayor (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
#2514 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
#2516 to #2514 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah?
#2517 to #2516 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
hai
#2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
#2519 to #2518 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
idunno
#2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
#2521 to #2520 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
whaaaat?
#2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
#2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
#2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
#2525 to #2524 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
...ooookay
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#2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
#2511 to #2510 - majormayor (03/27/2014) [-]
Yep.
#2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s