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Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
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Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:7/24/2014
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#7362000 - Old **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #7362192 - aczzoh (01/07/2014) [-]
o
#2 - #2 01/07/2014 on mugimugi's profile 0
#11 - They have a point. It's probably just a minority that has not …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on FJ Progress 0
User avatar #12 - mudkipfucker (01/07/2014) [-]
Still, after a while i dont mind seeing an image again, plus that minority should still be able to see the posts
#148 - Comment deleted 01/07/2014 on This just happened +1
#169066 - It's a bit harder to these days thanks to the water heater, bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #169078 - alexanderburns (01/07/2014) [-]
Sounds like your skin's dry. Try using some moisturising bodywash (that actually works, unlike Axe and Old Spice).
#268 - Me too. 01/07/2014 on vampireshy's profile 0
#266 - What are you doing snooping down here?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2014 on vampireshy's profile 0
User avatar #267 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
I was just on twi's profile
User avatar #268 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Me too.
#264 - I should have added a question mark to the end of that reply.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2014 on vampireshy's profile 0
User avatar #265 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
Oh

ya
hi
User avatar #266 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
What are you doing snooping down here?
User avatar #267 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
I was just on twi's profile
User avatar #268 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Me too.
#2404 - Hmm. I didn't get to know her as well.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on mayormilkman's profile 0
User avatar #2405 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
I did get to know her. She was nice.
#2402 - Do you miss her?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2014 on mayormilkman's profile 0
User avatar #2403 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
She's my friend and she left for no reason and without telling me so.
User avatar #2404 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Hmm. I didn't get to know her as well.
User avatar #2405 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
I did get to know her. She was nice.
#2400 - Oh, I see. Maybe that's why she hasn't bothered me in a while.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/07/2014 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#2401 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
Yeah :c
User avatar #2402 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Do you miss her?
User avatar #2403 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
She's my friend and she left for no reason and without telling me so.
User avatar #2404 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Hmm. I didn't get to know her as well.
User avatar #2405 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
I did get to know her. She was nice.
#169052 - I hate how often I get really itchy after coming out of the sh…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #169071 - teotrapper (01/07/2014) [-]
I've always been really itchy. sucks
User avatar #169064 - alexanderburns (01/07/2014) [-]
Do you take hot showers?
User avatar #169073 - teotrapper (01/07/2014) [-]
who doesn't?
User avatar #169085 - alexanderburns (01/07/2014) [-]
Hot showers can dry out your skin, especially when taken frequently and/or when using non-moisturising soap. A lot more likely in cold weather since your skin is dryer than in warm temperatures.
User avatar #169066 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
It's a bit harder to these days thanks to the water heater, but yes. It was never that big of a problem before, though.
User avatar #169078 - alexanderburns (01/07/2014) [-]
Sounds like your skin's dry. Try using some moisturising bodywash (that actually works, unlike Axe and Old Spice).
User avatar #169054 - teoyeezy (01/07/2014) [-]
Dude holy shit same
#2398 - Did she delete her account or did I spell it wrong?  [+] (7 new replies) 01/07/2014 on mayormilkman's profile 0
User avatar #2399 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
She's gone ;-;
Her account is still there or so I believe but she left.
User avatar #2400 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Oh, I see. Maybe that's why she hasn't bothered me in a while.
#2401 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
Yeah :c
User avatar #2402 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Do you miss her?
User avatar #2403 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
She's my friend and she left for no reason and without telling me so.
User avatar #2404 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Hmm. I didn't get to know her as well.
User avatar #2405 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
I did get to know her. She was nice.
#2396 - I have several hundred, but knivesenpens (Is that how you spel…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/07/2014 on mayormilkman's profile 0
User avatar #2397 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
Damn her!
I want milk now!
User avatar #2398 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Did she delete her account or did I spell it wrong?
User avatar #2399 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
She's gone ;-;
Her account is still there or so I believe but she left.
User avatar #2400 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Oh, I see. Maybe that's why she hasn't bothered me in a while.
#2401 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
Yeah :c
User avatar #2402 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Do you miss her?
User avatar #2403 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
She's my friend and she left for no reason and without telling me so.
User avatar #2404 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Hmm. I didn't get to know her as well.
User avatar #2405 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
I did get to know her. She was nice.
#262 - Yeah  [+] (6 new replies) 01/07/2014 on vampireshy's profile 0
User avatar #263 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #264 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
I should have added a question mark to the end of that reply.
User avatar #265 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
Oh

ya
hi
User avatar #266 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
What are you doing snooping down here?
User avatar #267 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
I was just on twi's profile
User avatar #268 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Me too.
#169047 - I forgot you on my list.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #169062 - samxdaxman (01/07/2014) [-]
I honestly don't even remember talking to you. Like, I remember talking to trapper, but I don't remember speaking to you.
#168984 - Okay. 01/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#260 - lol hi man  [+] (8 new replies) 01/07/2014 on vampireshy's profile 0
User avatar #261 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
Hey
User avatar #262 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Yeah
User avatar #263 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #264 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
I should have added a question mark to the end of that reply.
User avatar #265 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
Oh

ya
hi
User avatar #266 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
What are you doing snooping down here?
User avatar #267 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
I was just on twi's profile
User avatar #268 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Me too.
#1 - I think he gets UberAndrew and another old comic maker on here too. 01/07/2014 on Damn he's good. 0
#1 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2014 on Creepy Claus +5
#6 - iwantfun (01/10/2014) [-]
The grammar actually made this better
A thumb for you sir
User avatar #2 - steelwoolsheep (01/07/2014) [-]
I gotta admit mayormilkman, that really made me LEL pretty good
#1 - I forgot /asp/ even existed. Also, ha ha at the fat dude. Give… 01/07/2014 on 10/10 from /asp/ 0
#2394 - What? 01/07/2014 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#168909 - I left a few users out of that list. 01/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#98 - wtf man 01/07/2014 on Going to DeviantArt these days 0
#3 - Are you a pretty princess? 01/07/2014 on mrtwilightsparkle's profile 0
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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - majormayor (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
#2512 - ihatethings (05/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - Womens Study Major (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #2409 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
WHY'D YA DO IT, SONNY?
I mean it was funny, but...
User avatar #2408 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
well that is what happens
User avatar #2407 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA LOSER
User avatar #2410 to #2407 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Coming from the brony who's name is vampireshy.
I dunno, man.
#2412 to #2410 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>gongthehawkeye
>making fun of MY username
User avatar #2413 to #2412 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
It's manly.
Tell me it doesn't strike the fear of a thousand battered housewives into your heat?
Does it not make thine anal cavity tingle with sexual delight?
User avatar #2480 to #2413 - revengeforfreeze (01/23/2014) [-]
Gong means **** dude
User avatar #2425 to #2413 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
I would like this 1000 times but I can't even like it once
User avatar #2414 to #2413 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>manly
>funnyjunk user
it makes my autism meter go off the charts and made me cringe so hard I think I might have **** myself
#2429 to #2414 - Womens Study Major (01/07/2014) [-]
"cringe"
lol
You're just another cringe kid.
User avatar #2415 to #2414 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Good enough for me. I'll take it.
User avatar #2416 to #2415 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
its funny cuz you were my friend on my other account
lel
User avatar #2417 to #2416 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Really? Which one, I honestly just add anyone that wants it, so I don't remember.
Also, why 2 accounts? I never got that thing.
User avatar #2419 to #2417 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
nah, you never added me but you were cool to me

my alt is Twi, but it's banned for 90 days
User avatar #2426 to #2419 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
holy **** how did you manage to get banned for that long
User avatar #2427 to #2426 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
I posted a butt
User avatar #2428 to #2427 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
really that's all?
User avatar #2424 to #2419 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
wait what. i thought you were phanacts gf or something
User avatar #2418 to #2417 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
it's twi
he was banned for like, 3 months
User avatar #2420 to #2418 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
missypls i can talk fo myselffff
User avatar #2406 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
>tittentei
Did you find that content that was raided by feminists yet?
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