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#4662970 - I was about to give you a serious answer until I saw your picture.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4662972 - tallywacker (01/05/2014) [-]
ok
#4662966 - I should post more content and stuff. I want a failed toad expirement.  [+] (11 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4662974 - jorgethemaster (01/05/2014) [-]
Buy points, then buy it.
User avatar #4662975 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
It will be long trip!
User avatar #4662976 - jorgethemaster (01/05/2014) [-]
But it'll be worth it, if you really want that toad. [:
User avatar #4662978 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
I sell single level 3 badges at a price less than some people do of several of level one badges.
User avatar #4662981 - jorgethemaster (01/05/2014) [-]
Oh.
Charge less than most people, so people sell you points, but nothing too low.
Eg. if People sell badges for 10 FJ points, sell them for 8.
User avatar #4662982 - jorgethemaster (01/05/2014) [-]
*If
User avatar #4662983 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
I sell them for 400 points now because they're quicker to collect.
#4662968 - tallywacker (01/05/2014) [-]
content?
User avatar #4662970 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
I was about to give you a serious answer until I saw your picture.
User avatar #4662972 - tallywacker (01/05/2014) [-]
ok
#4662969 - chemistratus (01/05/2014) [-]
I want an envy toast.
#137 - Are you a pretty princess? 01/05/2014 on whovianofawesome's profile 0
#167691 - Oh. 01/05/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#167687 - You're a mod now?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #167689 - princessren (01/05/2014) [-]
what...no
I just flagged it for spam
User avatar #167691 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
Oh.
#7337765 - That was a pretty short fad on the hating board.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7337781 - newposterintown (01/05/2014) [-]
I dunno. I don't think I frequent FJ enough to make estimates like that. I do remember a fair share of hating board shitstorms though.
#7337714 - It was because after the website was down briefly a lot of pic…  [+] (16 new replies) 01/05/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7337755 - newposterintown (01/05/2014) [-]
what an interesting escapade. I'm sad I missed such a anecdotal phenomenon
i remember that one time everyone started setting their DPs as that one anime chick sticking her tongue out and pulling her eyelid back
#7348789 - escapade (01/05/2014) [-]
why am i being mentioned.
User avatar #7349423 - newposterintown (01/06/2014) [-]
because your name is also a word that is used as an adjective, as opposed to nouns which come up less frequently in conversations :^)
#7349437 - escapade (01/06/2014) [-]
dont try and use your grammatical logic on me.

it only fuels my arousal.
User avatar #7349487 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
Sod off.
#7349505 - escapade (01/06/2014) [-]
who the fuck are you?
User avatar #7349513 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
A person who does not like users with usernames that are actual words and do this sort of act.
#7349528 - escapade (01/06/2014) [-]
cry me a fucking river.
User avatar #7349536 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
You should do that.
#7349547 - escapade (01/06/2014) [-]
do they call you the milkman because you milk a lot of dicks?
User avatar #7349551 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
More like tits.
#7349596 - escapade (01/06/2014) [-]
i dont believe you have ever seen a real live breast.
User avatar #7349602 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
Pfffffffffft.
User avatar #7349481 - newposterintown (01/06/2014) [-]
:^)
User avatar #7337765 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
That was a pretty short fad on the hating board.
User avatar #7337781 - newposterintown (01/05/2014) [-]
I dunno. I don't think I frequent FJ enough to make estimates like that. I do remember a fair share of hating board shitstorms though.
#7337692 - Ah, so that's your deal. 01/05/2014 on sfw random board 0
#167625 - I was curious. 01/05/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#167620 - Hmm. I see...  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #167622 - foreveranonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
Why do you ask?
User avatar #167625 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
I was curious.
#7337610 - I decided to drop out of the Psikid army. I think agreatuserna…  [+] (25 new replies) 01/05/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7337646 - newposterintown (01/05/2014) [-]
Was that why? I was going to ask, because there were like a shit-ton of nig-nogs with that picture besides you and it just boggled my mind.
i didn't know it was one of those pact-bandwagons
User avatar #7337714 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
It was because after the website was down briefly a lot of picture/comment rolls had that one picture of the Scout from the exact same comment.
User avatar #7337755 - newposterintown (01/05/2014) [-]
what an interesting escapade. I'm sad I missed such a anecdotal phenomenon
i remember that one time everyone started setting their DPs as that one anime chick sticking her tongue out and pulling her eyelid back
#7348789 - escapade (01/05/2014) [-]
why am i being mentioned.
User avatar #7349423 - newposterintown (01/06/2014) [-]
because your name is also a word that is used as an adjective, as opposed to nouns which come up less frequently in conversations :^)
#7349437 - escapade (01/06/2014) [-]
dont try and use your grammatical logic on me.

it only fuels my arousal.
User avatar #7349487 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
Sod off.
#7349505 - escapade (01/06/2014) [-]
who the fuck are you?
User avatar #7349513 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
A person who does not like users with usernames that are actual words and do this sort of act.
#7349528 - escapade (01/06/2014) [-]
cry me a fucking river.
User avatar #7349536 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
You should do that.
#7349547 - escapade (01/06/2014) [-]
do they call you the milkman because you milk a lot of dicks?
User avatar #7349551 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
More like tits.
#7349596 - escapade (01/06/2014) [-]
i dont believe you have ever seen a real live breast.
User avatar #7349602 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
Pfffffffffft.
User avatar #7349481 - newposterintown (01/06/2014) [-]
:^)
User avatar #7337765 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
That was a pretty short fad on the hating board.
User avatar #7337781 - newposterintown (01/05/2014) [-]
I dunno. I don't think I frequent FJ enough to make estimates like that. I do remember a fair share of hating board shitstorms though.
User avatar #7337628 - agreatusername (01/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, psikid's a dick.
User avatar #7337656 - newposterintown (01/05/2014) [-]
who is he? just some user?
#7337716 - agreatusername (01/05/2014) [-]
When the site went down for maintenance and nobody could comment he was the first one to comment when it came back up. When people rolled images or comments it pretty much always rolled his comment. and picture. the comment being "The fuck was that shit" and the picture being thus. We had a field day on the thread with it.
User avatar #7337731 - newposterintown (01/05/2014) [-]
That sounds really funny, I'm a little sad I missed that.
#7337748 - agreatusername (01/05/2014) [-]
It was glorious....
User avatar #7337763 - newposterintown (01/05/2014) [-]
but why is he a dick? just because?
User avatar #7337787 - agreatusername (01/05/2014) [-]
He was a dick the other day.
#7337604 - There's nothing possibly remarkable about her appearance.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7337636 - optimussum (01/05/2014) [-]
i feel sorry for her more than anything

i have a huge sympathy setting
User avatar #7337692 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
Ah, so that's your deal.
#7337590 - Hello mon. 01/05/2014 on sfw random board 0
#7337587 - You changed your goofy icon?  [+] (27 new replies) 01/05/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7337602 - newposterintown (01/05/2014) [-]
yeah, I did. i kind of miss it though, especially since I don't have the file anymore and I'll probably never find it again
you changed yours too
User avatar #7337610 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
I decided to drop out of the Psikid army. I think agreatusername did too.
User avatar #7337646 - newposterintown (01/05/2014) [-]
Was that why? I was going to ask, because there were like a shit-ton of nig-nogs with that picture besides you and it just boggled my mind.
i didn't know it was one of those pact-bandwagons
User avatar #7337714 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
It was because after the website was down briefly a lot of picture/comment rolls had that one picture of the Scout from the exact same comment.
User avatar #7337755 - newposterintown (01/05/2014) [-]
what an interesting escapade. I'm sad I missed such a anecdotal phenomenon
i remember that one time everyone started setting their DPs as that one anime chick sticking her tongue out and pulling her eyelid back
#7348789 - escapade (01/05/2014) [-]
why am i being mentioned.
User avatar #7349423 - newposterintown (01/06/2014) [-]
because your name is also a word that is used as an adjective, as opposed to nouns which come up less frequently in conversations :^)
#7349437 - escapade (01/06/2014) [-]
dont try and use your grammatical logic on me.

it only fuels my arousal.
User avatar #7349487 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
Sod off.
#7349505 - escapade (01/06/2014) [-]
who the fuck are you?
User avatar #7349513 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
A person who does not like users with usernames that are actual words and do this sort of act.
#7349528 - escapade (01/06/2014) [-]
cry me a fucking river.
User avatar #7349536 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
You should do that.
#7349547 - escapade (01/06/2014) [-]
do they call you the milkman because you milk a lot of dicks?
User avatar #7349551 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
More like tits.
#7349596 - escapade (01/06/2014) [-]
i dont believe you have ever seen a real live breast.
User avatar #7349602 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
Pfffffffffft.
User avatar #7349481 - newposterintown (01/06/2014) [-]
:^)
User avatar #7337765 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
That was a pretty short fad on the hating board.
User avatar #7337781 - newposterintown (01/05/2014) [-]
I dunno. I don't think I frequent FJ enough to make estimates like that. I do remember a fair share of hating board shitstorms though.
User avatar #7337628 - agreatusername (01/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, psikid's a dick.
User avatar #7337656 - newposterintown (01/05/2014) [-]
who is he? just some user?
#7337716 - agreatusername (01/05/2014) [-]
When the site went down for maintenance and nobody could comment he was the first one to comment when it came back up. When people rolled images or comments it pretty much always rolled his comment. and picture. the comment being "The fuck was that shit" and the picture being thus. We had a field day on the thread with it.
User avatar #7337731 - newposterintown (01/05/2014) [-]
That sounds really funny, I'm a little sad I missed that.
#7337748 - agreatusername (01/05/2014) [-]
It was glorious....
User avatar #7337763 - newposterintown (01/05/2014) [-]
but why is he a dick? just because?
User avatar #7337787 - agreatusername (01/05/2014) [-]
He was a dick the other day.
#167615 - What were you doing up so late too?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #167617 - foreveranonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
Gosh mom, stop being so nosy
I was on a coach bus going home from his house. It took 11 hours and I couldn't sleep on the bus. Dunno why he was awake
User avatar #167620 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
Hmm. I see...
User avatar #167622 - foreveranonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
Why do you ask?
User avatar #167625 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
I was curious.
#7337561 - With all the rotting flesh and nasty nails and whatnot?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/05/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7337570 - optimussum (01/05/2014) [-]
well she is a zombie
User avatar #7337604 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
There's nothing possibly remarkable about her appearance.
User avatar #7337636 - optimussum (01/05/2014) [-]
i feel sorry for her more than anything

i have a huge sympathy setting
User avatar #7337692 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
Ah, so that's your deal.
#7337546 - "Skiing is better than snowboarding." I already …  [+] (35 new replies) 01/05/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7349425 - newposterintown (01/06/2014) [-]
hi mayormilkman
User avatar #7349432 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
Why did you come back here?
User avatar #7349477 - newposterintown (01/06/2014) [-]
that dude below responded to my comment, because i mentioned because his username is an adjective
then i posted this
User avatar #7349492 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #7349500 - newposterintown (01/06/2014) [-]
Carry on valiantly.
User avatar #7337572 - newposterintown (01/05/2014) [-]
hi mayormilkman
User avatar #7337587 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
You changed your goofy icon?
User avatar #7337602 - newposterintown (01/05/2014) [-]
yeah, I did. i kind of miss it though, especially since I don't have the file anymore and I'll probably never find it again
you changed yours too
User avatar #7337610 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
I decided to drop out of the Psikid army. I think agreatusername did too.
User avatar #7337646 - newposterintown (01/05/2014) [-]
Was that why? I was going to ask, because there were like a shit-ton of nig-nogs with that picture besides you and it just boggled my mind.
i didn't know it was one of those pact-bandwagons
User avatar #7337714 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
It was because after the website was down briefly a lot of picture/comment rolls had that one picture of the Scout from the exact same comment.
User avatar #7337755 - newposterintown (01/05/2014) [-]
what an interesting escapade. I'm sad I missed such a anecdotal phenomenon
i remember that one time everyone started setting their DPs as that one anime chick sticking her tongue out and pulling her eyelid back
#7348789 - escapade (01/05/2014) [-]
why am i being mentioned.
User avatar #7349423 - newposterintown (01/06/2014) [-]
because your name is also a word that is used as an adjective, as opposed to nouns which come up less frequently in conversations :^)
#7349437 - escapade (01/06/2014) [-]
dont try and use your grammatical logic on me.

it only fuels my arousal.
User avatar #7349487 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
Sod off.
#7349505 - escapade (01/06/2014) [-]
who the fuck are you?
User avatar #7349513 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
A person who does not like users with usernames that are actual words and do this sort of act.
#7349528 - escapade (01/06/2014) [-]
cry me a fucking river.
User avatar #7349536 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
You should do that.
#7349547 - escapade (01/06/2014) [-]
do they call you the milkman because you milk a lot of dicks?
User avatar #7349551 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
More like tits.
#7349596 - escapade (01/06/2014) [-]
i dont believe you have ever seen a real live breast.
User avatar #7349602 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
Pfffffffffft.
User avatar #7349481 - newposterintown (01/06/2014) [-]
:^)
User avatar #7337765 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
That was a pretty short fad on the hating board.
User avatar #7337781 - newposterintown (01/05/2014) [-]
I dunno. I don't think I frequent FJ enough to make estimates like that. I do remember a fair share of hating board shitstorms though.
User avatar #7337628 - agreatusername (01/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, psikid's a dick.
User avatar #7337656 - newposterintown (01/05/2014) [-]
who is he? just some user?
#7337716 - agreatusername (01/05/2014) [-]
When the site went down for maintenance and nobody could comment he was the first one to comment when it came back up. When people rolled images or comments it pretty much always rolled his comment. and picture. the comment being "The fuck was that shit" and the picture being thus. We had a field day on the thread with it.
User avatar #7337731 - newposterintown (01/05/2014) [-]
That sounds really funny, I'm a little sad I missed that.
#7337748 - agreatusername (01/05/2014) [-]
It was glorious....
User avatar #7337763 - newposterintown (01/05/2014) [-]
but why is he a dick? just because?
User avatar #7337787 - agreatusername (01/05/2014) [-]
He was a dick the other day.
#7337558 - Deavas (01/05/2014) [-]
what a fucking dumbass
#167574 - There's still no FJ store.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #167581 - clavatninenine (01/05/2014) [-]
I said sometimes.
#167549 - The brony board was named the SFW furry board once.  [+] (13 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
User avatar #167550 - shibe (01/05/2014) [-]
lol gay
User avatar #167560 - nefarian (01/05/2014) [-]
The thing is that you like it
User avatar #167561 - shibe (01/05/2014) [-]
prove it fgt
User avatar #167566 - nefarian (01/05/2014) [-]
Hell no nigga I'm not looking through 80% of your comment history
User avatar #167567 - shibe (01/05/2014) [-]
Ok well then why do you think i'd like it
User avatar #167571 - nefarian (01/05/2014) [-]
Pretty sure you've mentioned hundreds some times that you're furry
User avatar #167575 - shibe (01/05/2014) [-]
OK FUCK YOU FAGGOTS I SAID I'M INTO THE PORN NOT INTO THE FUCKING COMMUNITY THIS IS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT I'M NOT A FURRY FOR FUCKS SAKE
User avatar #167578 - nefarian (01/05/2014) [-]
I thought being a furry is liking the characters mixed with animals and humans
User avatar #167592 - shibe (01/05/2014) [-]
I thought being a furry was wanting a fursona or some shit.
User avatar #167593 - nefarian (01/05/2014) [-]
That is a furfag if I'm not wrong
User avatar #167594 - shibe (01/05/2014) [-]
is there a fucking difference
User avatar #167599 - nefarian (01/05/2014) [-]
For example: Bronies are men that watch and like the show. Ponyfags are men obsessed with the show and shove it down other's throats.
User avatar #167603 - shibe (01/05/2014) [-]
you're a furry if you want to be a furry, you're not a furry if you don't want to be a furry. that's that
#167544 - Remember when there was briefly a SFW furry board and I said t…  [+] (18 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +4
#167570 - clavatninenine (01/05/2014) [-]
Admin delivers.

Sometimes.
User avatar #167574 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
There's still no FJ store.
User avatar #167581 - clavatninenine (01/05/2014) [-]
I said sometimes.
User avatar #167548 - shibe (01/05/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #167549 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
The brony board was named the SFW furry board once.
User avatar #167550 - shibe (01/05/2014) [-]
lol gay
User avatar #167560 - nefarian (01/05/2014) [-]
The thing is that you like it
User avatar #167561 - shibe (01/05/2014) [-]
prove it fgt
User avatar #167566 - nefarian (01/05/2014) [-]
Hell no nigga I'm not looking through 80% of your comment history
User avatar #167567 - shibe (01/05/2014) [-]
Ok well then why do you think i'd like it
User avatar #167571 - nefarian (01/05/2014) [-]
Pretty sure you've mentioned hundreds some times that you're furry
User avatar #167575 - shibe (01/05/2014) [-]
OK FUCK YOU FAGGOTS I SAID I'M INTO THE PORN NOT INTO THE FUCKING COMMUNITY THIS IS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT I'M NOT A FURRY FOR FUCKS SAKE
User avatar #167578 - nefarian (01/05/2014) [-]
I thought being a furry is liking the characters mixed with animals and humans
User avatar #167592 - shibe (01/05/2014) [-]
I thought being a furry was wanting a fursona or some shit.
User avatar #167593 - nefarian (01/05/2014) [-]
That is a furfag if I'm not wrong
User avatar #167594 - shibe (01/05/2014) [-]
is there a fucking difference
User avatar #167599 - nefarian (01/05/2014) [-]
For example: Bronies are men that watch and like the show. Ponyfags are men obsessed with the show and shove it down other's throats.
User avatar #167603 - shibe (01/05/2014) [-]
you're a furry if you want to be a furry, you're not a furry if you don't want to be a furry. that's that
#167530 - Aaah, the Aark era. That takes me back to a simpler but just a… 01/05/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#167523 - Sheeeeit. Dat face, man. I saw some dude play that g…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
User avatar #167529 - rokkarokkaali (01/05/2014) [-]
was it jerma
I'd do something about it but you can't really get thumb banned any more.
User avatar #167530 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
Aaah, the Aark era. That takes me back to a simpler but just as angry time.
User avatar #167526 - teokosmic (01/05/2014) [-]
Jerma
#167532 - rokkarokkaali (01/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #167533 - teokosmic (01/05/2014) [-]
2spoopy
#167504 - So, a new era of the hating board begins...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +4
User avatar #167531 - shibe (01/05/2014) [-]
Hey, it at least adds history to the board that we'll all forget in 1 month when we stop going here.
#167496 - I hate it when Rokk cannot protect us from the ********…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +6
#167551 - ferrettamer (01/05/2014) [-]
Shitposting is just a way for friends to relieve themselves, as long as they are happy, they should be welcome and attempt to find euphoria
User avatar #167539 - teoberry (01/05/2014) [-]
It's kind of getting out of hand with the teo thing. I feel honored tho
#167521 - rokkarokkaali (01/05/2014) [-]
I don't feel like it
User avatar #167523 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
Sheeeeit.

Dat face, man. I saw some dude play that game and he flipped his shit laughing at it.
User avatar #167529 - rokkarokkaali (01/05/2014) [-]
was it jerma
I'd do something about it but you can't really get thumb banned any more.
User avatar #167530 - mayormilkman (01/05/2014) [-]
Aaah, the Aark era. That takes me back to a simpler but just as angry time.
User avatar #167526 - teokosmic (01/05/2014) [-]
Jerma
#167532 - rokkarokkaali (01/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #167533 - teokosmic (01/05/2014) [-]
2spoopy
#167502 - shibe (01/05/2014) [-]
I go to sleep for 12 hours and I wake up to this.



God dammit...
User avatar #167540 - teoberry (01/05/2014) [-]
You were the biggest shitposter tho
User avatar #167545 - shibe (01/05/2014) [-]
WAS the biggest shitposter


I feel like I haven't been too bad lately

at least i hope
User avatar #167546 - teoberry (01/05/2014) [-]
eh, not really. your reaction pics are as hell tho. now it's our turn!
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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - majormayor (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #2409 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
WHY'D YA DO IT, SONNY?
I mean it was funny, but...
User avatar #2408 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
well that is what happens
User avatar #2407 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA LOSER
User avatar #2410 to #2407 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Coming from the brony who's name is vampireshy.
I dunno, man.
#2412 to #2410 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>gongthehawkeye
>making fun of MY username
User avatar #2413 to #2412 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
It's manly.
Tell me it doesn't strike the fear of a thousand battered housewives into your heat?
Does it not make thine anal cavity tingle with sexual delight?
User avatar #2480 to #2413 - revengeforfreeze (01/23/2014) [-]
Gong means **** dude
User avatar #2425 to #2413 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
I would like this 1000 times but I can't even like it once
User avatar #2414 to #2413 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>manly
>funnyjunk user
it makes my autism meter go off the charts and made me cringe so hard I think I might have **** myself
#2429 to #2414 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/07/2014) [-]
"cringe"
lol
You're just another cringe kid.
User avatar #2415 to #2414 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Good enough for me. I'll take it.
User avatar #2416 to #2415 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
its funny cuz you were my friend on my other account
lel
User avatar #2417 to #2416 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Really? Which one, I honestly just add anyone that wants it, so I don't remember.
Also, why 2 accounts? I never got that thing.
User avatar #2419 to #2417 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
nah, you never added me but you were cool to me

my alt is Twi, but it's banned for 90 days
User avatar #2426 to #2419 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
holy **** how did you manage to get banned for that long
User avatar #2427 to #2426 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
I posted a butt
User avatar #2428 to #2427 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
really that's all?
User avatar #2424 to #2419 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
wait what. i thought you were phanacts gf or something
User avatar #2418 to #2417 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
it's twi
he was banned for like, 3 months
User avatar #2420 to #2418 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
missypls i can talk fo myselffff
User avatar #2406 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
>tittentei
Did you find that content that was raided by feminists yet?
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