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mayormilkman

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
Video Games Played: Numerous
Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:5/19/2015
Location:Indiana
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Level 220 Content: Mind Blower → Level 221 Content: Mind Blower
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Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous
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Total Comments Made:24658
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

latest user's comments

#1334 - Weren't you Mormon or something?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2014 on pokemonstheshiz's profile 0
User avatar #1337 - pokemonstheshiz (01/07/2014) [-]
why did you think i was?
User avatar #1340 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You have a similar account name to someone who is.
#1336 - mormon (01/07/2014) [-]
Whats wrong with being mormon, huh?
User avatar #1335 - pokemonstheshiz (01/07/2014) [-]
umm, no
why?
#7 - Here's the start. 01/07/2014 on Attack on Funnyjunk 2 0
#375 - Har har. 01/06/2014 on clavatninenine's profile 0
#372 - Why do you post furry porn?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2014 on clavatninenine's profile 0
User avatar #375 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
Har har.
#2391 - +ZenMacros.  [+] (23 new replies) 01/06/2014 on mayormilkman's profile 0
User avatar #2467 - majormayor (01/15/2014) [-]
And TheseChocodiles.
User avatar #2473 - majormayor (01/18/2014) [-]
thirteenthdoctor doesn't show up often these days.
User avatar #2477 - majormayor (01/20/2014) [-]
The same goes for babbysmithy.
User avatar #2483 - majormayor (01/26/2014) [-]
and akkere

I just saw you in the comments of that Tumblr video.
User avatar #2487 - majormayor (01/26/2014) [-]
derpityhurr, are you still buying dicks?
User avatar #2496 - majormayor (02/02/2014) [-]
Newcomer: epicscorpion
Veteran: saltyfries
User avatar #2499 - majormayor (02/05/2014) [-]
Newcomer: thebestpieever
User avatar #2506 - majormayor (02/19/2014) [-]
how the shit did I forget semianon
User avatar #2509 - majormayor (02/24/2014) [-]
And fourskins.
User avatar #2500 - thebestpieever (02/06/2014) [-]
Dis is kinda gai.
User avatar #2501 - majormayor (02/06/2014) [-]
It's the cool kids club.
User avatar #2502 - thebestpieever (02/06/2014) [-]
K DEN.
#2497 - epicscorpion (02/02/2014) [-]
Does my name look white to you, nigga? I realize you mean new to this board
User avatar #2484 - akkere (01/26/2014) [-]
Now you see me
Now you don't
That was some pretty good butthurt though.
User avatar #2485 - majormayor (01/26/2014) [-]
Indeed. I have a feeling the video will be underwhelming. I haven't watched it yet, but I have been hanging out in the comments.
User avatar #2486 - akkere (01/26/2014) [-]
It starts out at first as a basic run-down of Tumblr's features, and then it just surprises you with a tongue-in-cheek to gradually outright bashing of the numerous populations of tumblr we know and hate, without coming off as particularly unfunny or butthurt in itself. Much better execution than pleasediepie in terms of attracting a particular group of people and getting them upset, in my opinion.
User avatar #2478 - babbysmithy (01/20/2014) [-]
ey
User avatar #2474 - thirteenthdoctor (01/18/2014) [-]
you talkin' shit?
User avatar #2476 - majormayor (01/18/2014) [-]
It's the hating crew!
User avatar #2468 - TheseChocodiles (01/15/2014) [-]
lol what
User avatar #2469 - majormayor (01/15/2014) [-]
It's the hating board members!
User avatar #2470 - TheseChocodiles (01/15/2014) [-]
aw well its always nice to be included
#2392 - ZenMacros (01/07/2014) [-]
Fuck yeah.
#5 - Because his head's in the clouds. 01/06/2014 on Attack on Funnyjunk 2 +7
#3 - Only '13 hating board users will get this! 01/06/2014 on Attack on Funyjunk (Cover) +1
#168850 - "le randome XD" ninegagleader needs to get new m…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #169403 - ninegagleader (01/07/2014) [-]
What are you talking about?
#168835 - >2014 >ISHYGDDT >George Costanza 01/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#25 - Do you post about it on 4chan?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2014 on dehumanizer's profile 0
#26 - dehumanizer (01/06/2014) [-]
Occasionaly, but thats because i live in the zone.

The "its better we dont have any more contacts" zone.

Semi-related
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DD45wBDLNs
#2 - I don't know. It looks like Ezecoyote's YouTube account has be… 01/06/2014 on scumbag brony ezecoyote... 0
#23 - I'm too busy stalking someone else on the internet.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2014 on dehumanizer's profile 0
#24 - dehumanizer (01/06/2014) [-]
pfft get on my level - i stalk online and irl
too bad she's not in town tho, i still check everyday
tonight the cops actualy followed me, lol
#25 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
Do you post about it on 4chan?
#26 - dehumanizer (01/06/2014) [-]
Occasionaly, but thats because i live in the zone.

The "its better we dont have any more contacts" zone.

Semi-related
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DD45wBDLNs
#7359268 - That would be bad. 01/06/2014 on Autism Board 0
#7359257 - Hey chosen: What if you forgot about everything except Death N…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #7359266 - insulation (01/06/2014) [-]
that would be cool
User avatar #7359268 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
That would be bad.
#7359250 - Is that a hijab? 01/06/2014 on Autism Board 0
#7359248 - Because I'm cool. 01/06/2014 on Autism Board 0
#49 - I spelled "Spetsnaz" wrong.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2014 on I Can't argue With That 0
User avatar #50 - mastertarium (01/06/2014) [-]
Didn't notice, so therefore, I am dumb.
#182 - Oh, I get it now. 01/06/2014 on tenkohinanai's profile 0
#7359236 - I wonder why this guy is using FunnyJunk, of all places, … 01/06/2014 on Autism Board 0
#46 - Spelling Spetnaz.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2014 on I Can't argue With That 0
User avatar #48 - mastertarium (01/06/2014) [-]
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT!?!? .... I actually like that better.
User avatar #49 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
I spelled "Spetsnaz" wrong.
User avatar #50 - mastertarium (01/06/2014) [-]
Didn't notice, so therefore, I am dumb.
#180 - I don't get it.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2014 on tenkohinanai's profile 0
User avatar #181 - tenkohinanai (01/06/2014) [-]
A lot of transgender operations take place in Taiwan. Some have been know to be quite convincing.
User avatar #182 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
Oh, I get it now.
#44 - They were intentional. Also, I just noticed my typo in there.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/06/2014 on I Can't argue With That 0
User avatar #45 - mastertarium (01/06/2014) [-]
Grammar nazi não?
User avatar #46 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
Spelling Spetnaz.
User avatar #48 - mastertarium (01/06/2014) [-]
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT!?!? .... I actually like that better.
User avatar #49 - mayormilkman (01/06/2014) [-]
I spelled "Spetsnaz" wrong.
User avatar #50 - mastertarium (01/06/2014) [-]
Didn't notice, so therefore, I am dumb.
#5361 - Someone is on a mission here. Let's kee… 01/06/2014 on My Little Pony Sucks +1
#7359196 - Nighty night. 01/06/2014 on Autism Board 0
#1 - inb4 comments complaining about the title. 01/06/2014 on I aM S0 DonE 0

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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
User avatar #2535 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I thought you said that you wouldn't use this account anymore?
User avatar #2536 to #2535 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I'm just going to be using it for things that can only be done with this profile e.g. look at the comment favorites.
User avatar #2537 to #2536 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I see.
User avatar #2533 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Wanna talk Indiana stuff?
User avatar #2538 to #2534 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
How is the snow?
User avatar #2539 to #2538 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
It has melted today.
User avatar #2540 to #2539 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Awh.

Are people still making ice sculptures?
User avatar #2541 to #2540 - mayormilkman (02/08/2015) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #2531 - majormayor (02/07/2015) [-]
How long will it be?
User avatar #2532 to #2531 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Who knows?
User avatar #2528 - murrlogic (01/22/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #2529 to #2528 - mayormilkman (01/24/2015) [-]
What are you doing here?
User avatar #2530 to #2529 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Profile Hopping
User avatar #2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - majormayor (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
User avatar #2519 to #2518 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
idunno
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
User avatar #2521 to #2520 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
whaaaat?
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
User avatar #2525 to #2524 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
...ooookay
#2512 - ihatethings (05/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
User avatar #2489 to #2453 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
wat hapen
User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #2492 to #2491 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
cuz why
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
User avatar #2494 to #2493 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
topkek
User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
User avatar #2490 to #2466 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
le rood
User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
#2471 to #2438 - Rascal (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
User avatar #2411 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
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