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Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: More than one; The PS3 and the Wii U are my main ones for now.
Video Games Played: Numerous
Date Signed Up:6/09/2011
Last Login:10/19/2015
Location:Indiana
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Level 220 Content: Mind Blower → Level 221 Content: Mind Blower
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Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:8
Content Views:932094
Times Content Favorited:1403 times
Total Comments Made:24596
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"These," he said gravely, "are unpleasant facts; I know it. But then most historical facts are unpleasant."

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#11 - They have a point. It's probably just a minority that has not …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on FJ Progress 0
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#12 - mudkipfucker (01/07/2014) [-]
Still, after a while i dont mind seeing an image again, plus that minority should still be able to see the posts
#148 - Comment deleted 01/07/2014 on This just happened +1
#169066 - It's a bit harder to these days thanks to the water heater, bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#169078 - alexanderburns (01/07/2014) [-]
Sounds like your skin's dry. Try using some moisturising bodywash (that actually works, unlike Axe and Old Spice).
#268 - Me too. 01/07/2014 on vampireshy's profile 0
#266 - What are you doing snooping down here?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2014 on vampireshy's profile 0
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#267 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
I was just on twi's profile
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#268 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Me too.
#264 - I should have added a question mark to the end of that reply.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2014 on vampireshy's profile 0
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#265 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
Oh

ya
hi
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#266 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
What are you doing snooping down here?
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#267 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
I was just on twi's profile
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#268 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Me too.
#2404 - Hmm. I didn't get to know her as well.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on mayormilkman's profile 0
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#2405 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
I did get to know her. She was nice.
#2402 - Do you miss her?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2014 on mayormilkman's profile 0
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#2403 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
She's my friend and she left for no reason and without telling me so.
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#2404 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Hmm. I didn't get to know her as well.
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#2405 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
I did get to know her. She was nice.
#2400 - Oh, I see. Maybe that's why she hasn't bothered me in a while.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/07/2014 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#2401 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
Yeah :c
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#2402 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Do you miss her?
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#2403 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
She's my friend and she left for no reason and without telling me so.
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#2404 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Hmm. I didn't get to know her as well.
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#2405 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
I did get to know her. She was nice.
#169052 - I hate how often I get really itchy after coming out of the sh…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
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#169071 - teotrapper (01/07/2014) [-]
I've always been really itchy. sucks
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#169064 - alexanderburns (01/07/2014) [-]
Do you take hot showers?
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#169073 - teotrapper (01/07/2014) [-]
who doesn't?
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#169085 - alexanderburns (01/07/2014) [-]
Hot showers can dry out your skin, especially when taken frequently and/or when using non-moisturising soap. A lot more likely in cold weather since your skin is dryer than in warm temperatures.
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#169066 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
It's a bit harder to these days thanks to the water heater, but yes. It was never that big of a problem before, though.
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#169078 - alexanderburns (01/07/2014) [-]
Sounds like your skin's dry. Try using some moisturising bodywash (that actually works, unlike Axe and Old Spice).
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#169054 - teoyeezy (01/07/2014) [-]
Dude holy shit same
#2398 - Did she delete her account or did I spell it wrong?  [+] (7 new replies) 01/07/2014 on mayormilkman's profile 0
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#2399 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
She's gone ;-;
Her account is still there or so I believe but she left.
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#2400 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Oh, I see. Maybe that's why she hasn't bothered me in a while.
#2401 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
Yeah :c
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#2402 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Do you miss her?
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#2403 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
She's my friend and she left for no reason and without telling me so.
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#2404 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Hmm. I didn't get to know her as well.
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#2405 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
I did get to know her. She was nice.
#2396 - I have several hundred, but knivesenpens (Is that how you spel…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/07/2014 on mayormilkman's profile 0
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#2397 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
Damn her!
I want milk now!
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#2398 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Did she delete her account or did I spell it wrong?
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#2399 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
She's gone ;-;
Her account is still there or so I believe but she left.
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#2400 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Oh, I see. Maybe that's why she hasn't bothered me in a while.
#2401 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
Yeah :c
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#2402 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Do you miss her?
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#2403 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
She's my friend and she left for no reason and without telling me so.
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#2404 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Hmm. I didn't get to know her as well.
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#2405 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
I did get to know her. She was nice.
#262 - Yeah  [+] (6 new replies) 01/07/2014 on vampireshy's profile 0
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#263 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
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#264 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
I should have added a question mark to the end of that reply.
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#265 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
Oh

ya
hi
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#266 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
What are you doing snooping down here?
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#267 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
I was just on twi's profile
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#268 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Me too.
#169047 - I forgot you on my list.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#169062 - samxdaxman (01/07/2014) [-]
I honestly don't even remember talking to you. Like, I remember talking to trapper, but I don't remember speaking to you.
#168984 - Okay. 01/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#260 - lol hi man  [+] (8 new replies) 01/07/2014 on vampireshy's profile 0
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#261 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
Hey
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#262 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Yeah
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#263 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
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#264 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
I should have added a question mark to the end of that reply.
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#265 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
Oh

ya
hi
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#266 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
What are you doing snooping down here?
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#267 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
I was just on twi's profile
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#268 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Me too.
#1 - I think he gets UberAndrew and another old comic maker on here too. 01/07/2014 on Damn he's good. 0
#1 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2014 on Creepy Claus +5
#6 - iwantfun (01/10/2014) [-]
The grammar actually made this better
A thumb for you sir
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#2 - steelwoolsheep (01/07/2014) [-]
I gotta admit mayormilkman, that really made me LEL pretty good
#1 - I forgot /asp/ even existed. Also, ha ha at the fat dude. Give… 01/07/2014 on 10/10 from /asp/ 0
#2394 - What? 01/07/2014 on mayormilkman's profile 0
#168909 - I left a few users out of that list. 01/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#98 - wtf man 01/07/2014 on Going to DeviantArt these days 0
#3 - Are you a pretty princess? 01/07/2014 on mrtwilightsparkle's profile 0
#1334 - Weren't you Mormon or something?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2014 on pokemonstheshiz's profile 0
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#1337 - pokemonstheshiz (01/07/2014) [-]
why did you think i was?
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#1340 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You have a similar account name to someone who is.
#1336 - mormon (01/07/2014) [-]
Whats wrong with being mormon, huh?
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#1335 - pokemonstheshiz (01/07/2014) [-]
umm, no
why?
#7 - Here's the start. 01/07/2014 on Attack on Funnyjunk 2 0
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#2508 - majormayor
(02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
#2535 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I thought you said that you wouldn't use this account anymore?
#2536 to #2535 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I'm just going to be using it for things that can only be done with this profile e.g. look at the comment favorites.
#2537 to #2536 - ragnarfag (02/07/2015) [-]
I see.
#2533 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Wanna talk Indiana stuff?
#2534 to #2533 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Maybe.
#2538 to #2534 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
How is the snow?
#2539 to #2538 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
It has melted today.
#2540 to #2539 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Awh.

Are people still making ice sculptures?
#2541 to #2540 - mayormilkman (02/08/2015) [-]
I dunno.
#2531 - majormayor (02/07/2015) [-]
How long will it be?
#2532 to #2531 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Who knows?
#2528 - murrlogic (01/22/2015) [-]
boop
#2529 to #2528 - mayormilkman (01/24/2015) [-]
What are you doing here?
#2530 to #2529 - murrlogic (01/24/2015) [-]
Profile Hopping
#2526 - cirno (08/30/2014) [-]
im alive
#2527 to #2526 - majormayor (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm not even active on this account anymore.
#2514 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
#2516 to #2514 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah?
#2517 to #2516 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
hai
#2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
#2519 to #2518 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
idunno
#2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
#2521 to #2520 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
whaaaat?
#2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
#2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
#2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
#2525 to #2524 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
...ooookay
#2512 - ihatethings (05/25/2014) [-]
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#2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
#2511 to #2510 - majormayor (03/27/2014) [-]
Yep.
#2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s