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User avatar #2508 - majormayor (02/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayormilkman
I'm over here now!
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User avatar #2514 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
majormayor
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User avatar #2518 to #2517 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Why are you posting on here?
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User avatar #2519 to #2518 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
idunno
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User avatar #2520 to #2519 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
PFfftttmmmmkay.
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User avatar #2521 to #2520 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
whaaaat?
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User avatar #2522 to #2521 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
It sums up how I feel about this situation.
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User avatar #2523 to #2522 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
why the pfftttt tho
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User avatar #2524 to #2523 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Because just "mmmmkay" wouldn't be enough.
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User avatar #2525 to #2524 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
...ooookay
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#2512 - ihatethings (05/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2515 to #2512 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2510 - titsandpuss (03/19/2014) [-]
do you rember? Butts
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User avatar #2498 - arnolddusk (02/03/2014) [-]
b o o t s
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User avatar #2495 to #2488 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm on this account now furbro.
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User avatar #2481 - ffffyou (01/23/2014) [-]
what did you spammed?
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User avatar #2479 - rakuraimasuta (01/22/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
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User avatar #2452 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
can I have your account?
if yes, pm the log in details
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User avatar #2453 to #2452 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. It's useless right now anyway.
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User avatar #2489 to #2453 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
wat hapen
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User avatar #2491 to #2489 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
banned
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User avatar #2492 to #2491 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
cuz why
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User avatar #2493 to #2492 - majormayor (01/28/2014) [-]
I asked if admin was a pretty princess on a post where he demanded only serious questions.
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User avatar #2494 to #2493 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
topkek
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User avatar #2454 to #2453 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
not for me, I would really like to have it
also once it gets unbanned you can have it back
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User avatar #2456 to #2455 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
why not?
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User avatar #2457 to #2456 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
1. It's useless for now (my IP isn't banned, but the account itself is).
2. It's mine.
3. I don't really trust you.
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User avatar #2458 to #2457 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I will hold it only when it's banned I will give it back to you
What can I possibly do?
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User avatar #2459 to #2458 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can still change certain things. Plus, what's the point of "holding" this account for me? You can't do anything with it, so I'd rather leave it as it is.
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User avatar #2460 to #2459 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
I can free your items for instance
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User avatar #2461 to #2460 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No thanks. You can't trade for them now. You really can't.
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User avatar #2462 to #2461 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
let me prove to you
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User avatar #2463 to #2462 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
Do you think I'm going to fall for this? I'm not stupid and I know a lot of tricks in that book.
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User avatar #2464 to #2463 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
m8... let me show to you that I can trade them, I will give them to you
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User avatar #2465 to #2464 - majormayor (01/12/2014) [-]
No. That was my first answer and it still is. Your persuasion has failed. Do not bother any further. Goodbye.
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User avatar #2466 to #2465 - hotpost (01/12/2014) [-]
yeah.. sorry for trying to make a good thing for you
enjoy your new account 'cause this one is gonna be banned forever
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User avatar #2490 to #2466 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
le rood
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User avatar #2447 - fireprincess (01/09/2014) [-]
Damn mayor. What you said was funny, but it sucks that you're banned now. Well, at least you're free from fj for now.
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User avatar #2450 to #2447 - majormayor (01/11/2014) [-]
Not quite.
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User avatar #2451 to #2450 - fireprincess (01/11/2014) [-]
Ha I didn't think you'd be able to stay away long. Welcome back whitey. referring to your names now pure white color.
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User avatar #2438 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage > ************

okay
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User avatar #2505 to #2438 - IamKingNothing (02/17/2014) [-]
I wonder what happened to mrsquiggly.
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User avatar #2482 to #2438 - majormayor (01/25/2014) [-]
> doujinshi
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User avatar #2503 to #2482 - majormayor (02/08/2014) [-]
> include
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#2471 to #2438 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
" phanact > felixjarl"
" fightclub > Sunset"
Are you even educated?
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User avatar #2472 to #2471 - majormayor (01/17/2014) [-]
Are you talking about their orders or your preferences? This is the order in which they were #1 on comments.
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User avatar #2446 to #2438 - pappathethird (01/09/2014) [-]
I was only no 1 for a short time, but as waffies said, it just feels nice to have it on your profile.
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User avatar #2445 to #2438 - mudkipfucker (01/09/2014) [-]
I thought you were ranking your favourite users in order for a moment, but then i realised what this was

I thought i was last
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User avatar #2442 to #2438 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
I love knowing how small that marigin between Phanact and me is. Hours, maybe a day at most
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User avatar #2443 to #2442 - phanact (01/09/2014) [-]
sorry
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User avatar #2444 to #2443 - waffies (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i still earned it, fair and square, thats all i was goin for. Nice profile pic btw
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User avatar #2440 to #2439 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
It's not like I'll be on this account anymore, so I'm doing it now for future updates.
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User avatar #2436 - megavoir (01/08/2014) [-]
rip
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User avatar #2437 to #2436 - majormayor (01/08/2014) [-]
You missed my comment right below.
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User avatar #2430 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
lol I'm okay
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User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
what did you say?
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User avatar #2432 to #2431 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
I live.
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User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
nono, i mean, what did you say to get you banned?
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User avatar #2434 to #2433 - majormayor (01/07/2014) [-]
"Are you a pretty princess?"
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User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ascendedwings (01/07/2014) [-]
wow
then again
he did warn :I

whatevs, you have the alt at least
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User avatar #2423 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
rip in peace milky
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User avatar #2411 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
lol
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User avatar #2409 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
WHY'D YA DO IT, SONNY?
I mean it was funny, but...
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User avatar #2408 - gayobliteratorhere (01/07/2014) [-]
well that is what happens
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User avatar #2407 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA LOSER
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User avatar #2410 to #2407 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Coming from the brony who's name is vampireshy.
I dunno, man.
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#2412 to #2410 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>gongthehawkeye
>making fun of MY username
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User avatar #2413 to #2412 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
It's manly.
Tell me it doesn't strike the fear of a thousand battered housewives into your heat?
Does it not make thine anal cavity tingle with sexual delight?
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User avatar #2480 to #2413 - revengeforfreeze (01/23/2014) [-]
Gong means **** dude
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User avatar #2425 to #2413 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
I would like this 1000 times but I can't even like it once
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User avatar #2414 to #2413 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
>manly
>funnyjunk user
it makes my autism meter go off the charts and made me cringe so hard I think I might have **** myself
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#2429 to #2414 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [-]
"cringe"
lol
You're just another cringe kid.
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User avatar #2415 to #2414 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Good enough for me. I'll take it.
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User avatar #2416 to #2415 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
its funny cuz you were my friend on my other account
lel
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User avatar #2417 to #2416 - gongthehawkeye (01/07/2014) [-]
Really? Which one, I honestly just add anyone that wants it, so I don't remember.
Also, why 2 accounts? I never got that thing.
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User avatar #2419 to #2417 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
nah, you never added me but you were cool to me

my alt is Twi, but it's banned for 90 days
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User avatar #2426 to #2419 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
holy **** how did you manage to get banned for that long
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User avatar #2427 to #2426 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
I posted a butt
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User avatar #2428 to #2427 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (01/07/2014) [-]
really that's all?
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User avatar #2424 to #2419 - teoberry (01/07/2014) [-]
wait what. i thought you were phanacts gf or something
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User avatar #2418 to #2417 - miscarriage (01/07/2014) [-]
it's twi
he was banned for like, 3 months
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User avatar #2420 to #2418 - vampireshy (01/07/2014) [-]
missypls i can talk fo myselffff
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User avatar #2406 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
>tittentei
Did you find that content that was raided by feminists yet?
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User avatar #2395 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
U should hoard milk
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User avatar #2396 to #2395 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
I have several hundred, but knivesenpens (Is that how you spell it?) traded for some of it.
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User avatar #2397 to #2396 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
Damn her!
I want milk now!
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User avatar #2398 to #2397 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Did she delete her account or did I spell it wrong?
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User avatar #2399 to #2398 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
She's gone ;-;
Her account is still there or so I believe but she left.
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User avatar #2400 to #2399 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Oh, I see. Maybe that's why she hasn't bothered me in a while.
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#2401 to #2400 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
Yeah :c
Yeah :c
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User avatar #2402 to #2401 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Do you miss her?
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User avatar #2403 to #2402 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
She's my friend and she left for no reason and without telling me so.
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User avatar #2404 to #2403 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Hmm. I didn't get to know her as well.
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User avatar #2405 to #2404 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
I did get to know her. She was nice.
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