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    User avatar#1233 - mayormilkman [OP]
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    (08/08/2013)[-]
    >teoberry
    Your dog is one of the best things to happen to the hating board.
    #1234 to #1233 - teoberry
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    User avatar#1235 to #1234 - mayormilkman [OP]
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    (08/08/2013)[-]
    It's a nice dog. What breed is it? I haven't bothered to read.
    User avatar#1236 to #1235 - teoberry
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    (08/08/2013)[-]
    It was rescued, so we don't know a whole lot, but shepherd and husky are the main two
    User avatar#1237 to #1236 - mayormilkman [OP]
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    (08/08/2013)[-]
    That's pretty cool, mon!
    User avatar#1240 to #1237 - teoberry
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    (08/08/2013)[-]
    I remember you mentioning you had a dog. What type?
    User avatar#1242 to #1240 - mayormilkman [OP]
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    (08/08/2013)[-]
    It's a Miniature Schnauzer.
    User avatar#1244 to #1242 - teoberry
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    (08/08/2013)[-]
    Nice. I love their whiskers or whatever that stuff on their face is.
    User avatar#1246 to #1244 - mayormilkman [OP]
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    (08/08/2013)[-]
    Before her we had a Scottish Terrier.
    RIP
    User avatar#1248 to #1246 - teoberry
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    (08/08/2013)[-]
    . Excluding when I was 3 and didn't know much, not one of my pets has died yet. Dog is barely a year, but the cats sadly won't last more than 5 i get really, really depressed when i think about that
    User avatar#1250 to #1248 - mayormilkman [OP]
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    (08/08/2013)[-]
    When I was very young, like two, I had apparently been responsible for letting two of my dad's dogs run away. I have no memories of them beyond photos.
    User avatar#1252 to #1250 - teoberry
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    (08/08/2013)[-]
    My dog's run away twice, both my fault. Both times I left a gate open and he went chasing after this or that. Thank God he's so friendly and people picked him up. The 2nd time was pretty funny because it was on 4/20, and he ran into my neighbours house while they were high as hell. I guess they liked him because they said he can be their anytime.
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    Fasntnig.
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