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#18 - anyone know where you can read the whole thing?  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Injustice Feels Among Us 0
User avatar #19 - wheteverlol (44 minutes ago) [-]
deadpoolsupplier.imgur.com/ on the middle to bot of the site comic's name is injustice.
#5094073 - oh yeah 6 hours ago on Play items +1
#5094071 - what is?  [+] (2 new replies) 6 hours ago on Play items +1
#5094072 - shiifter (6 hours ago) [-]
Dark Item Wizard.

I got him out of a chest.
User avatar #5094073 - mayorman (6 hours ago) [-]
oh yeah
#5093986 - maybe 15 hours ago on Play items 0
#5093984 - **mayorman used "*roll cah question*"** **mayorman rolls Wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 15 hours ago on Play items +1
User avatar #5093988 - ladyfantabulous (15 hours ago) [-]
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**fuckallyouniggers rolls A squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles.** new comment, pounce on it!
#5093965 - if you want eggs i have 10 egg hoarders for sale  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on Play items 0
User avatar #5094079 - anoninanutshell (4 hours ago) [-]
send offer
#4 - i guess he needs a lecture in biology 18 hours ago on More Than Math 0
#42 - MORE 18 hours ago on Meet Erma Pt.2 +1
#3 - any chance for some free items then? 19 hours ago on aakii's profile 0
#621 - well alrighty then 19 hours ago on turlesrfun's profile 0

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User avatar #540 - mayorman (01/31/2015) [-]
stickied by mayorman
Services i can provide with:

VSSM.
Moldy chests.
Rape horses.
scratch red lottos.
gem dust.

there's a slight chance i'll be a prick and demand payment for said service/s
User avatar #541 - mayorman (01/31/2015) [-]
hi vegeta
User avatar #539 - fuckallyouniggers (01/23/2015) [-]
you are a very kind person, thank you
User avatar #528 - mayorman (01/20/2015) [-]
hey Vegeta
User avatar #529 to #528 - vegeta (01/20/2015) [-]
jes
User avatar #530 to #529 - mayorman (01/20/2015) [-]
i have retired from items. and i thought what does mayorman do on his off day?
he plays golf! i laughed my ass off. not a request of some sort just wanted to share
User avatar #531 to #530 - vegeta (01/20/2015) [-]
Good show.
User avatar #532 to #531 - mayorman (01/20/2015) [-]
okay now it's a request
User avatar #533 to #532 - vegeta (01/20/2015) [-]
oh good my name isn't crippling eye colors.
User avatar #534 to #533 - mayorman (01/20/2015) [-]
are you referring to that new update?
User avatar #535 to #534 - vegeta (01/20/2015) [-]
yeah. so I'll putter up then.
User avatar #536 to #535 - mayorman (01/20/2015) [-]
no you're foot is dumb. see, i can make confusing comments as well
#537 to #536 - vegeta (01/20/2015) [-]
What's a "foot is dumb"?
User avatar #538 to #537 - mayorman (01/20/2015) [-]
oh god that's beautiful. it's not what i had in mind but it kicks the **** out of what i had in mind. thank you

also *your foot is dumb is what i meant. but it doesn't mean anything to beging with..
User avatar #524 - itemsss (01/17/2015) [-]
Hey can i get 45 lost chest keys if i give you stuff for contests?
User avatar #525 to #524 - mayorman (01/17/2015) [-]
nope
User avatar #526 to #525 - itemsss (01/17/2015) [-]
but why?
User avatar #527 to #526 - mayorman (01/17/2015) [-]
because they're mine
User avatar #521 - itemsss (01/16/2015) [-]
lol ill give all the stuff you gave laymedown back
User avatar #522 to #521 - mayorman (01/16/2015) [-]
nope. we're past talking. only action counts now
#520 - anonasdaasdasd (01/14/2015) [-]
Wow, that's a lot of items!
Thanks a lot man!
User avatar #504 - mayorman (01/11/2015) [-]
contest over
User avatar #515 to #504 - partially (01/11/2015) [-]
o i thought this was multiple winreres
User avatar #517 to #515 - mayorman (01/11/2015) [-]
nope
User avatar #497 - itemsss (01/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #509 to #506 - itemsss (01/11/2015) [-]
there we go. mayorman
User avatar #514 to #509 - mayorman (01/11/2015) [-]
lego won...sorry
User avatar #518 to #514 - itemsss (01/11/2015) [-]
dont make sence but ok
ill try next time.
also please elaborate next time
User avatar #519 to #518 - mayorman (01/11/2015) [-]
will do
User avatar #483 - partially (01/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #512 to #510 - partially (01/11/2015) [-]
**partially used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**partially rolls 05**where da dubs at
User avatar #477 - fuckallyouniggers (01/11/2015) [-]
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** ***************** rolls 77** **** it I'm trying anyways
User avatar #484 to #477 - fuckallyouniggers (01/11/2015) [-]
or does that not count? hue
User avatar #511 to #484 - mayorman (01/11/2015) [-]
lego won
User avatar #516 to #511 - fuckallyouniggers (01/11/2015) [-]
I know, he did it in a more legitimate and time-consuming way. I'm never gonna win anything
User avatar #468 - legolego (01/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #469 to #468 - legolego (01/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #476 to #475 - legolego (01/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #491 to #479 - legolego (01/11/2015) [-]
mayorman, does this count?
User avatar #496 to #491 - mayorman (01/11/2015) [-]
this counts congrats
User avatar #500 to #496 - legolego (01/11/2015) [-]
yay
User avatar #482 to #479 - legolego (01/11/2015) [-]
got it!
User avatar #467 - playerdous (01/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #465 - itemsss (01/11/2015) [-]
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#472 to #465 - fuckallyouniggers (01/11/2015) [-]
I didn't even get a shot
User avatar #466 to #465 - itemsss (01/11/2015) [-]
mmmm
User avatar #474 to #466 - mayorman (01/11/2015) [-]
doesn't count
User avatar #487 to #474 - itemsss (01/11/2015) [-]
its like me commenting 6 times in a row?
User avatar #480 to #474 - itemsss (01/11/2015) [-]
what?
User avatar #486 to #480 - mayorman (01/11/2015) [-]
do what lego does
User avatar #464 - fuckallyouniggers (01/11/2015) [-]
thank you!
User avatar #462 - partially (01/11/2015) [-]
I got the vssm back.
User avatar #463 to #462 - mayorman (01/11/2015) [-]
well send the trade then
User avatar #450 - pyrain (12/26/2014) [-]
HEY!
User avatar #436 - racetothebottom (12/13/2014) [-]
ayy u selling anything of, or relating to, insanity souls?
User avatar #437 to #436 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #438 to #437 - racetothebottom (12/13/2014) [-]
what are ya looking for?
and at what ratio?
User avatar #439 to #438 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
gem recipes 1:1
User avatar #440 to #439 - racetothebottom (12/13/2014) [-]
damn
anything besides gem recipes?
User avatar #441 to #440 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
uh...rits and tokens
User avatar #442 to #441 - racetothebottom (12/13/2014) [-]
tokens to soul keeper ratio?
User avatar #443 to #442 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
that's a tough one...
User avatar #444 to #443 - racetothebottom (12/13/2014) [-]
well, how many tokens per insanity soul?
User avatar #446 to #445 - racetothebottom (12/13/2014) [-]
too high for me, nty
User avatar #447 to #446 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
its what a gem recipe is worth
User avatar #417 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
oi pyrain, you bizzy?
User avatar #448 to #417 - pyrain (12/13/2014) [-]
thank you for the cat pie
User avatar #449 to #448 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
thanks for those documents
User avatar #418 to #417 - pyrain (12/13/2014) [-]
not really, what's up?
#419 to #418 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
our alpha pride deal kinda went for a loop if that makes sense

now, i wanna know if you're interested in buying this guy
User avatar #420 to #419 - pyrain (12/13/2014) [-]
yes, how much you looking for? rits again?
User avatar #421 to #420 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
rits are always nice. i had a talk with other dealers and a fair price would be around 30-40k.
User avatar #422 to #421 - pyrain (12/13/2014) [-]
ok, that won't be a problem. I just turned in my tokens and tickets so it will take me a little bit to get them. Can you hold onto that for me?
User avatar #423 to #422 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
sure, just don't get one for free in the last moment
User avatar #424 to #423 - pyrain (12/13/2014) [-]
lol no worries. that was a fluke lol
User avatar #425 to #424 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
if you say so...
User avatar #426 to #425 - pyrain (12/13/2014) [-]
bumbie saw me posting and sent it to me.
If I do happen to get one before I can buy yours I'll still buy it and send you the rits :3
that we no one gets screwed over....sorry about that btw.
User avatar #427 to #426 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
"that was a fluke lol"
User avatar #428 to #427 - pyrain (12/13/2014) [-]
it was lol
I didn't know he had one and the next thing I know I have it.
User avatar #429 to #428 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
must be nice having friends like that
User avatar #430 to #429 - pyrain (12/13/2014) [-]
It is, but it takes a while to earn a friendship like that lol
He was my first friend when I joined so he helps me a lot when I'm down or in need :3
User avatar #431 to #430 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
i'm guessing he's also the guy who sent you the alpha dragon
User avatar #432 to #431 - pyrain (12/13/2014) [-]
yarp
User avatar #433 to #432 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
next time i wanna sell you something, i gonna send a PM
User avatar #434 to #433 - pyrain (12/13/2014) [-]
lol ok
and you got an anon stalking you.
User avatar #435 to #434 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
that's just the paparazzi trying to find smut on the Mayor
#415 - poshblobfish (12/13/2014) [-]
Merry Christmas <3
#416 to #415 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
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