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that feeling when you wonder if something is gonna come back to bite youcomment
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Date Signed Up:11/05/2012
Last Login:10/23/2014
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User avatar #301 - mayorman (08/23/2014) [-]
stickied by mayorman
25 token : 1 badge
50 token : 2 badges
100 token : 4 badges
500 token : 20 badges
User avatar #318 - mayorman (09/20/2014) [-]
vegeta?
User avatar #320 to #319 - mayorman (09/20/2014) [-]
if you're not busy, i would like to see what my profile pic would look like without the cape.
#321 to #320 - vegeta (09/20/2014) [-]
looks about the same. but makes it slightly more legible from a glance.
User avatar #322 to #321 - mayorman (09/20/2014) [-]
define legible.

i find the M more naked now.

anyways thanks alot, really appreciate it
#309 - infinitereaper (08/24/2014) [-]
you got luck on your last 20, got like 3 of them then and there
User avatar #310 to #309 - mayorman (08/24/2014) [-]
so we did good?
User avatar #312 to #311 - mayorman (08/24/2014) [-]
and now finally....you know those reaction images of that bad guy from black bullet you got?
User avatar #314 to #313 - mayorman (08/24/2014) [-]
i want'em
#315 to #314 - infinitereaper (08/24/2014) [-]
Use this as template.
I will collect now.
#316 to #315 - mayorman (08/24/2014) [-]
ok.

thanks again for doing vssm and jewerly.

gotta go now, back later. luv ya
#302 - infinitereaper (08/24/2014) [-]
I totally ****** up and forgot to take screen shot
Anyways it was a pretty good haul, your 500s did really well, nice luck
User avatar #303 to #302 - mayorman (08/24/2014) [-]
don't worry about it.

while we're speaking business, you have both a godgem and lvl 5 fj badge?
User avatar #305 to #304 - mayorman (08/24/2014) [-]
i jewerly gamblers. wanna pop them for me?
User avatar #307 to #306 - mayorman (08/24/2014) [-]
sending
User avatar #308 to #307 - infinitereaper (08/24/2014) [-]
send here is fine
User avatar #298 - trilluminati (08/22/2014) [-]
also selling iron ore?
User avatar #299 to #298 - mayorman (08/22/2014) [-]
i am selling iron ore

guess what im buying
User avatar #300 to #299 - trilluminati (08/22/2014) [-]
nevermind man, already got it. Thanks anyway!
#294 - theultimatereaperx has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #295 to #294 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
i'll keep that in mind
#290 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
ITS DONE
ITS DONE

User avatar #291 to #290 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
my nipple are rigid right now
User avatar #292 to #291 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
I'll run your tokens whenever!
Ah, I need to revive my alt account
User avatar #293 to #292 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
i'll check in at casino del reaper in a week or so
User avatar #282 - dende (08/20/2014) [-]
What trade did you send me earlier?
User avatar #283 to #282 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
oh now you wanna talk. anyways its was 500 slimes for stuff i don't remember now

btw are you selling gem recipes?
User avatar #284 to #283 - dende (08/20/2014) [-]
Sorry bae, was in Calculus class for past 2 hours

And I was selling all but like emerald and maybe fab.
User avatar #285 to #284 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
dende, are you being a smartass on purpose here? you might be a smart guy, but don't cut me short either
User avatar #286 to #285 - dende (08/20/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #287 to #286 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
the only recipe im looking for is emerald and you're not selling it
User avatar #288 to #287 - dende (08/20/2014) [-]
I only have one anyways bby
User avatar #289 to #288 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
its not like you can't get a new one
#256 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
duuude like 90% done
User avatar #257 to #256 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
blasted melanites.
User avatar #258 to #257 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
I know right

Maybe I can swap the surplus ones for Melanite on the board
User avatar #259 to #258 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
and if you do it that way, you wont have to bother with scribes or recipes
#260 to #259 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
Actually my journey for scribes and gem recipes is only just beginning
Actually my journey for scribes and gem recipes is only just beginning
User avatar #262 to #260 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
wait didn't you have like 600 scribes?
User avatar #261 to #260 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
oh good god, what now?
#263 to #261 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
Obtaining 5 God Gems through 1/1000 chance and running for supers which is basically 10% per 10 but you could run like 100 Special gems and have them all fail

User avatar #264 to #263 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
i have read that before. is there a chance of losing the specials?
User avatar #265 to #264 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
Every single gamble destroys 10 Special Gems
User avatar #267 to #265 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
you can't have both then. please tell me you are going for the vssm first
User avatar #269 to #268 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
good. btw you just have the worst luck with those scribes dont'cha



i don't like the crying girl
User avatar #270 to #269 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
Yeah. I was really hopping for that rare Tojori Skull Prince Scroll, oh well
Recipe Rate is purely 25% Sword plans 10%
User avatar #271 to #270 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
what's the skull prince? or rather what does it do?
#272 to #271 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
It's a living creature item that has some of the most ridiculously impossible crafting recipes that I've ever seen   
   
only 3 exist   
   
the scroll is super rare as well
It's a living creature item that has some of the most ridiculously impossible crafting recipes that I've ever seen

only 3 exist

the scroll is super rare as well
User avatar #273 to #272 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
damn...
#274 to #273 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
10 sets of dragon bones, 500 sets of wolf bones, 50 sets of orc bones, 300 human skulls

You know what let me see if I can just buy one
User avatar #276 to #274 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
as always i'll help you in this undertaking
User avatar #277 to #276 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
You're only allowed to help if I actually get my hands on the scroll
The only thing hard to get in that list are wolf bones
User avatar #281 to #277 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
yea go clean your house, don't let this take control. imma go as well now
User avatar #279 to #277 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
sorry got excited
User avatar #280 to #279 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
it's okay, I'm just ansty because I'm trying to force myself to get up and clean the house

also I think I might have accidentally taken 2 pills instead of 1

better for me if I did though
User avatar #278 to #277 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
User avatar #275 to #274 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
the scroll I mean, idk, I know one dude who has one
User avatar #246 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
Hey bud, turns out the vssm is only like 20% incomplete, and I'm behind on melanite recipes
I'll keep working on it though, closer that I've ever been
User avatar #247 to #246 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
i have like 19-21% in gems
User avatar #248 to #247 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
Dude are you sure? You've helped me out so much already
User avatar #249 to #248 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
...

what im supposed to do with them? sure as hell not gonna start build my own vssm,
that's for certain.

if you send the for them, i will accept cause you're my bro
User avatar #250 to #249 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
Ah man you're too much sometimes <3
Want an emo doll? I made a fabulous one
User avatar #251 to #250 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
oh yes thank you
User avatar #252 to #251 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
were you planning on bringing it to life too?
User avatar #253 to #252 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
already have a living one, gonna keep it like a unique
User avatar #254 to #253 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
alright, sending
User avatar #255 to #254 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
yay
User avatar #236 - infinitereaper (08/17/2014) [-]
sorry dude I need the lots, also they are worth far more than 25 points each
I only got 2 clean coal from 45 lots ;_;
User avatar #238 to #236 - mayorman (08/17/2014) [-]
its cool bro.

....2? from 45?....wow...just wow....dayumn
#240 to #238 - infinitereaper (08/17/2014) [-]
People say bad luck isn't real
User avatar #242 to #240 - mayorman (08/17/2014) [-]
and you're just proving them wrong out of spite
User avatar #237 to #236 - infinitereaper (08/17/2014) [-]
I didn't mean to use that emoticon : P
User avatar #239 to #237 - mayorman (08/17/2014) [-]
is cool
User avatar #241 to #239 - infinitereaper (08/17/2014) [-]
what did you need um for anyway? Coal?
User avatar #243 to #241 - mayorman (08/17/2014) [-]
its always coal, not that i need some right now, its just that you can never have too much
User avatar #244 to #243 - infinitereaper (08/17/2014) [-]
damn right on that one.
Well give me time, sometimes I get lucky and get like 1000 coal from 10-20 buckets

sometimes
User avatar #245 to #244 - mayorman (08/17/2014) [-]
i actually got like 500 from 11 the other day
User avatar #233 - trilluminati (08/16/2014) [-]
selling soul keepers?
User avatar #235 to #233 - mayorman (08/16/2014) [-]
good doing buisness with you
User avatar #234 to #233 - mayorman (08/16/2014) [-]
for the right price everything is for sale
#231 - mygems (08/16/2014) [-]
i dun goofed and forgot i needed firefox to hold down enter (new computer dont have that installed) and then i presses the wrong button so the tickets on the left are all yours
User avatar #232 to #231 - mayorman (08/16/2014) [-]
cool, thanks
User avatar #230 to #229 - mayorman (08/16/2014) [-]
thank you
User avatar #226 - miia ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
no more demon skulls pls
User avatar #227 to #226 - mayorman (08/15/2014) [-]
you do know what you can do with those, right?
User avatar #228 to #227 - miia ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
yeah
User avatar #225 - trilluminati (08/14/2014) [-]
thx alot man!
User avatar #222 - trilluminati (08/14/2014) [-]
could need your rejected thumb badges and soul keepers + insanity souls. What are you looking for
User avatar #223 to #222 - mayorman (08/14/2014) [-]
scribes and tokens
User avatar #224 to #223 - trilluminati (08/14/2014) [-]
send for tokens? Or how many do you think are fair?
User avatar #220 - miia ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
no more crystal chests, thats for sure. but that crystal was a pretty good example of the type of things i want

sorry im so vague
its 5 am over here so i have to retire
User avatar #221 to #220 - mayorman (08/14/2014) [-]
i want those tokens... and gems
User avatar #219 to #218 - mayorman (08/12/2014) [-]
yay thank you
User avatar #216 - nethj ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
I need the insanity souls the most, sorry dude
User avatar #217 to #216 - mayorman (08/08/2014) [-]
then you make a trade. soulkeepers and melon slices is what im dealing in nowadays
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