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#4 - what, feeling a bit? 10 hours ago on how to diabetes 0
#75182 - you're dead to me  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Pony Thread 15 +2
#75184 - zependium (10 hours ago) [-]
#5049361 - ok 11 hours ago on Play items 0
#5049359 - so are you just gonna start over? she is s…  [+] (2 new replies) 11 hours ago on Play items 0
User avatar #5049360 - pyrain (11 hours ago) [-]
No, and I'll pm you so we can talk.

User avatar #5049361 - mayorman (11 hours ago) [-]
ok
#5049350 - see i still can't tell if you're trolling me or not but im gon… 11 hours ago on Play items 0
#5049345 - get your troll off and tell what happend  [+] (2 new replies) 11 hours ago on Play items 0
User avatar #5049348 - pyrain (11 hours ago) [-]
told someone I didn't want to trade a unique item, wasn't sure if they had given it to me or someone else had, and they pissed me off with attitude so I said fuck it, sent it to them and sent all my other items off.

User avatar #5049350 - mayorman (11 hours ago) [-]
see i still can't tell if you're trolling me or not but im gonna throw my hands up in the air like i just don't care
#5049339 - what?? what happend to all your items?  [+] (4 new replies) 11 hours ago on Play items 0
User avatar #5049343 - pyrain (11 hours ago) [-]
they poofed.
User avatar #5049345 - mayorman (11 hours ago) [-]
get your troll off and tell what happend
User avatar #5049348 - pyrain (11 hours ago) [-]
told someone I didn't want to trade a unique item, wasn't sure if they had given it to me or someone else had, and they pissed me off with attitude so I said fuck it, sent it to them and sent all my other items off.

User avatar #5049350 - mayorman (11 hours ago) [-]
see i still can't tell if you're trolling me or not but im gonna throw my hands up in the air like i just don't care
#5049335 - i actually feel bad for not saying that before  [+] (6 new replies) 11 hours ago on Play items 0
User avatar #5049337 - pyrain (11 hours ago) [-]
it's ok. Good thing I sent that to you when I did. All I have is candycanes now.
User avatar #5049339 - mayorman (11 hours ago) [-]
what?? what happend to all your items?
User avatar #5049343 - pyrain (11 hours ago) [-]
they poofed.
User avatar #5049345 - mayorman (11 hours ago) [-]
get your troll off and tell what happend
User avatar #5049348 - pyrain (11 hours ago) [-]
told someone I didn't want to trade a unique item, wasn't sure if they had given it to me or someone else had, and they pissed me off with attitude so I said fuck it, sent it to them and sent all my other items off.

User avatar #5049350 - mayorman (11 hours ago) [-]
see i still can't tell if you're trolling me or not but im gonna throw my hands up in the air like i just don't care
#5049304 - oh my 12 hours ago on Play items 0
#5049302 - well he does an excellent parody  [+] (2 new replies) 12 hours ago on Play items 0
User avatar #5049303 - boor (12 hours ago) [-]
oye that's not me i was just posing as him
User avatar #5049304 - mayorman (12 hours ago) [-]
oh my

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User avatar #436 - racetothebottom ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
ayy u selling anything of, or relating to, insanity souls?
User avatar #437 to #436 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #438 to #437 - racetothebottom ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
what are ya looking for?
and at what ratio?
User avatar #439 to #438 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
gem recipes 1:1
User avatar #440 to #439 - racetothebottom ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
damn
anything besides gem recipes?
User avatar #441 to #440 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
uh...rits and tokens
User avatar #442 to #441 - racetothebottom ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
tokens to soul keeper ratio?
User avatar #443 to #442 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
that's a tough one...
User avatar #444 to #443 - racetothebottom ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
well, how many tokens per insanity soul?
User avatar #446 to #445 - racetothebottom ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
too high for me, nty
User avatar #447 to #446 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
its what a gem recipe is worth
User avatar #417 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
oi pyrain, you bizzy?
User avatar #448 to #417 - pyrain (12/13/2014) [-]
thank you for the cat pie
User avatar #449 to #448 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
thanks for those documents
User avatar #418 to #417 - pyrain (12/13/2014) [-]
not really, what's up?
#419 to #418 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
our alpha pride deal kinda went for a loop if that makes sense

now, i wanna know if you're interested in buying this guy
User avatar #420 to #419 - pyrain (12/13/2014) [-]
yes, how much you looking for? rits again?
User avatar #421 to #420 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
rits are always nice. i had a talk with other dealers and a fair price would be around 30-40k.
User avatar #422 to #421 - pyrain (12/13/2014) [-]
ok, that won't be a problem. I just turned in my tokens and tickets so it will take me a little bit to get them. Can you hold onto that for me?
User avatar #423 to #422 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
sure, just don't get one for free in the last moment
User avatar #424 to #423 - pyrain (12/13/2014) [-]
lol no worries. that was a fluke lol
User avatar #425 to #424 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
if you say so...
User avatar #426 to #425 - pyrain (12/13/2014) [-]
bumbie saw me posting and sent it to me.
If I do happen to get one before I can buy yours I'll still buy it and send you the rits :3
that we no one gets screwed over....sorry about that btw.
User avatar #427 to #426 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
"that was a fluke lol"
User avatar #428 to #427 - pyrain (12/13/2014) [-]
it was lol
I didn't know he had one and the next thing I know I have it.
User avatar #429 to #428 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
must be nice having friends like that
User avatar #430 to #429 - pyrain (12/13/2014) [-]
It is, but it takes a while to earn a friendship like that lol
He was my first friend when I joined so he helps me a lot when I'm down or in need :3
User avatar #431 to #430 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
i'm guessing he's also the guy who sent you the alpha dragon
User avatar #432 to #431 - pyrain (12/13/2014) [-]
yarp
User avatar #433 to #432 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
next time i wanna sell you something, i gonna send a PM
User avatar #434 to #433 - pyrain (12/13/2014) [-]
lol ok
and you got an anon stalking you.
User avatar #435 to #434 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
that's just the paparazzi trying to find smut on the Mayor
#415 - poshblobfish (12/13/2014) [-]
Merry Christmas <3
#416 to #415 - mayorman (12/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #367 - miia ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
danke
User avatar #364 - poshblobfish (11/24/2014) [-]
How do you get alpha pride dragon?
User avatar #365 to #364 - mayorman (11/24/2014) [-]
treacure chest
User avatar #357 - chuckey (11/22/2014) [-]
what you be a better deal for potatoes?
User avatar #358 to #357 - mayorman (11/22/2014) [-]
sold them already
User avatar #359 to #358 - chuckey (11/22/2014) [-]
aww, well what would you like for most of your raw gems?
User avatar #361 to #359 - chuckey (11/22/2014) [-]
ok fair enough
User avatar #360 to #359 - mayorman (11/22/2014) [-]
i'm not selling those, sorry
User avatar #349 - mayorman (11/20/2014) [-]
Vegeta may i have your attention please
User avatar #350 to #349 - vegeta (11/20/2014) [-]
sha
User avatar #352 to #350 - mayorman (11/20/2014) [-]
please
User avatar #353 to #352 - vegeta (11/20/2014) [-]
hm. I will think on it.
User avatar #368 to #353 - mayorman (11/28/2014) [-]
you know, saying no is a valid option
User avatar #369 to #368 - vegeta (11/28/2014) [-]
Okay no
User avatar #372 to #369 - mayorman (11/29/2014) [-]
get back to work
#371 to #369 - mayorman (11/28/2014) [-]
throw a big red M on this
User avatar #370 to #369 - mayorman (11/28/2014) [-]
dang it
User avatar #363 to #353 - mayorman (11/23/2014) [-]
so...how are things going over in thinking land?
User avatar #354 to #353 - mayorman (11/20/2014) [-]
oh you are online? where have you been last couple of weeks? been so hard waiting for you. i can understand you lost your job?
User avatar #355 to #354 - vegeta (11/20/2014) [-]
whoring myself out to fat chicks for drug money
User avatar #356 to #355 - mayorman (11/20/2014) [-]
i see. anyways take your time, i will respect it and not bugger you too much if you say no.
#351 to #350 - mayorman (11/20/2014) [-]
throw a big red M on this guy
User avatar #338 - infinitereaper (11/03/2014) [-]
If you still need the points send a trade request.
User avatar #341 to #338 - mayorman (11/08/2014) [-]
dude!
User avatar #343 to #342 - mayorman (11/09/2014) [-]
would you kindly pop my tokens
User avatar #345 to #344 - mayorman (11/09/2014) [-]
thanks man
User avatar #339 to #338 - mayorman (11/03/2014) [-]
nah
User avatar #331 - luluwho (10/30/2014) [-]
What happened ? lol
User avatar #332 to #331 - mayorman (10/30/2014) [-]
it didn't register i had accepted so i had to decline
User avatar #333 to #332 - luluwho (10/30/2014) [-]
It's been acting up Can you tell me what the trade was ?
User avatar #334 to #333 - mayorman (10/30/2014) [-]
sorry bud, too many trades makes it hard to keep track. i think it was the one with diamonds
User avatar #336 to #334 - luluwho (10/30/2014) [-]
and Thank You
User avatar #335 to #334 - luluwho (10/30/2014) [-]
OK, I only sent you one trade right ?
User avatar #337 to #335 - mayorman (10/30/2014) [-]
you sent me three
User avatar #328 - starmandx (10/29/2014) [-]
but, it was 4free?
User avatar #329 to #328 - mayorman (10/29/2014) [-]
yea but i felt like being a dick
User avatar #330 to #329 - starmandx (10/29/2014) [-]
well, okay
User avatar #327 to #326 - mayorman (10/27/2014) [-]
sweet, thanks
User avatar #318 - mayorman (09/20/2014) [-]
vegeta?
User avatar #320 to #319 - mayorman (09/20/2014) [-]
if you're not busy, i would like to see what my profile pic would look like without the cape.
#321 to #320 - vegeta (09/20/2014) [-]
looks about the same. but makes it slightly more legible from a glance.
User avatar #322 to #321 - mayorman (09/20/2014) [-]
define legible.

i find the M more naked now.

anyways thanks alot, really appreciate it
#309 - infinitereaper (08/24/2014) [-]
you got luck on your last 20, got like 3 of them then and there
User avatar #310 to #309 - mayorman (08/24/2014) [-]
so we did good?
User avatar #312 to #311 - mayorman (08/24/2014) [-]
and now finally....you know those reaction images of that bad guy from black bullet you got?
User avatar #314 to #313 - mayorman (08/24/2014) [-]
i want'em
#315 to #314 - infinitereaper (08/24/2014) [-]
Use this as template.
I will collect now.
#316 to #315 - mayorman (08/24/2014) [-]
ok.

thanks again for doing vssm and jewerly.

gotta go now, back later. luv ya
#302 - infinitereaper (08/24/2014) [-]
I totally ****** up and forgot to take screen shot
Anyways it was a pretty good haul, your 500s did really well, nice luck
User avatar #303 to #302 - mayorman (08/24/2014) [-]
don't worry about it.

while we're speaking business, you have both a godgem and lvl 5 fj badge?
User avatar #305 to #304 - mayorman (08/24/2014) [-]
i jewerly gamblers. wanna pop them for me?
User avatar #307 to #306 - mayorman (08/24/2014) [-]
sending
User avatar #308 to #307 - infinitereaper (08/24/2014) [-]
send here is fine
User avatar #298 - trilluminati (08/22/2014) [-]
also selling iron ore?
User avatar #299 to #298 - mayorman (08/22/2014) [-]
i am selling iron ore

guess what im buying
User avatar #300 to #299 - trilluminati (08/22/2014) [-]
nevermind man, already got it. Thanks anyway!
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User avatar #295 to #294 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
i'll keep that in mind
#290 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
ITS DONE
ITS DONE

User avatar #291 to #290 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
my nipple are rigid right now
User avatar #292 to #291 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
I'll run your tokens whenever!
Ah, I need to revive my alt account
User avatar #293 to #292 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
i'll check in at casino del reaper in a week or so
User avatar #282 - dende (08/20/2014) [-]
What trade did you send me earlier?
User avatar #283 to #282 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
oh now you wanna talk. anyways its was 500 slimes for stuff i don't remember now

btw are you selling gem recipes?
User avatar #284 to #283 - dende (08/20/2014) [-]
Sorry bae, was in Calculus class for past 2 hours

And I was selling all but like emerald and maybe fab.
User avatar #285 to #284 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
dende, are you being a smartass on purpose here? you might be a smart guy, but don't cut me short either
User avatar #286 to #285 - dende (08/20/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #287 to #286 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
the only recipe im looking for is emerald and you're not selling it
User avatar #288 to #287 - dende (08/20/2014) [-]
I only have one anyways bby
User avatar #289 to #288 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
its not like you can't get a new one
#256 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
duuude like 90% done
User avatar #257 to #256 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
blasted melanites.
User avatar #258 to #257 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
I know right

Maybe I can swap the surplus ones for Melanite on the board
User avatar #259 to #258 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
and if you do it that way, you wont have to bother with scribes or recipes
#260 to #259 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
Actually my journey for scribes and gem recipes is only just beginning
Actually my journey for scribes and gem recipes is only just beginning
User avatar #262 to #260 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
wait didn't you have like 600 scribes?
User avatar #261 to #260 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
oh good god, what now?
#263 to #261 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
Obtaining 5 God Gems through 1/1000 chance and running for supers which is basically 10% per 10 but you could run like 100 Special gems and have them all fail

User avatar #264 to #263 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
i have read that before. is there a chance of losing the specials?
User avatar #265 to #264 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
Every single gamble destroys 10 Special Gems
User avatar #267 to #265 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
you can't have both then. please tell me you are going for the vssm first
User avatar #269 to #268 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
good. btw you just have the worst luck with those scribes dont'cha



i don't like the crying girl
User avatar #270 to #269 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
Yeah. I was really hopping for that rare Tojori Skull Prince Scroll, oh well
Recipe Rate is purely 25% Sword plans 10%
User avatar #271 to #270 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
what's the skull prince? or rather what does it do?
#272 to #271 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
It's a living creature item that has some of the most ridiculously impossible crafting recipes that I've ever seen   
   
only 3 exist   
   
the scroll is super rare as well
It's a living creature item that has some of the most ridiculously impossible crafting recipes that I've ever seen

only 3 exist

the scroll is super rare as well
User avatar #273 to #272 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
damn...
#274 to #273 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
10 sets of dragon bones, 500 sets of wolf bones, 50 sets of orc bones, 300 human skulls

You know what let me see if I can just buy one
User avatar #276 to #274 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
as always i'll help you in this undertaking
User avatar #277 to #276 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
You're only allowed to help if I actually get my hands on the scroll
The only thing hard to get in that list are wolf bones
User avatar #281 to #277 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
yea go clean your house, don't let this take control. imma go as well now
User avatar #279 to #277 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
sorry got excited
User avatar #280 to #279 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
it's okay, I'm just ansty because I'm trying to force myself to get up and clean the house

also I think I might have accidentally taken 2 pills instead of 1

better for me if I did though
User avatar #278 to #277 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
User avatar #275 to #274 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
the scroll I mean, idk, I know one dude who has one
User avatar #246 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
Hey bud, turns out the vssm is only like 20% incomplete, and I'm behind on melanite recipes
I'll keep working on it though, closer that I've ever been
User avatar #247 to #246 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
i have like 19-21% in gems
User avatar #248 to #247 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
Dude are you sure? You've helped me out so much already
User avatar #249 to #248 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
...

what im supposed to do with them? sure as hell not gonna start build my own vssm,
that's for certain.

if you send the for them, i will accept cause you're my bro
User avatar #250 to #249 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
Ah man you're too much sometimes <3
Want an emo doll? I made a fabulous one
User avatar #251 to #250 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
oh yes thank you
User avatar #252 to #251 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
were you planning on bringing it to life too?
User avatar #253 to #252 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
already have a living one, gonna keep it like a unique
User avatar #254 to #253 - infinitereaper (08/20/2014) [-]
alright, sending
User avatar #255 to #254 - mayorman (08/20/2014) [-]
yay
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