x
Click to expand

mayorman

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/05/2012
Last Login:8/03/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5653
Comment Ranking:#3437
Highest Content Rank:#1348
Highest Comment Rank:#529
Content Thumbs: 2449 total,  2634 ,  185
Comment Thumbs: 11665 total,  12680 ,  1015
Content Level Progress: 3% (3/100)
Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 28% (28/100)
Level 292 Comments: Post Master → Level 293 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:0
Content Views:126787
Times Content Favorited:120 times
Total Comments Made:8068
FJ Points:70817
Favorite Tags: cat (2)

Rewards

Funny Pictures

  • Views: 40501
    Thumbs Up 899 Thumbs Down 37 Total: +862
    Comments: 35
    Favorites: 30
    Uploaded: 12/07/14
    Oh my gosh Oh my gosh
  • Views: 21711
    Thumbs Up 564 Thumbs Down 39 Total: +525
    Comments: 6
    Favorites: 14
    Uploaded: 11/11/14
    some cat related pun some cat related pun
  • Views: 19031
    Thumbs Up 490 Thumbs Down 38 Total: +452
    Comments: 98
    Favorites: 59
    Uploaded: 08/03/14
    the glorius videogame industry the glorius videogame industry
  • Views: 13913
    Thumbs Up 277 Thumbs Down 16 Total: +261
    Comments: 9
    Favorites: 2
    Uploaded: 11/08/14
    smith of will smith of will
  • Views: 7710
    Thumbs Up 120 Thumbs Down 16 Total: +104
    Comments: 4
    Favorites: 12
    Uploaded: 11/17/12
    old science old science
  • Views: 5814
    Thumbs Up 67 Thumbs Down 3 Total: +64
    Comments: 3
    Favorites: 1
    Uploaded: 01/31/15
    say cheese say cheese
1 2 > [ 12 ]

user's channels

Join Subscribe stevenuniverse

items

Total unique items point value: 3741742 / Total items point value: 7358719
[ 72 items Total ]

Comments(521):

[ 521 comments ]
Latest users (1): mayorman, anonymous(1).
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#611 - wethepixelisgod has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #633 to #611 - mayorman ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
is it because of the nightmares?
User avatar #634 to #633 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
**wethepixelisgod used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**wethepixelisgod rolls John Wilkes Booth.**
User avatar #635 to #634 - mayorman ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
i sense you were a leader in your former life
User avatar #636 to #635 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
**wethepixelisgod used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**wethepixelisgod rolls Grave robbing.**
User avatar #637 to #636 - mayorman ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
you know what would change this scenario?
User avatar #638 to #637 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
**wethepixelisgod used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**wethepixelisgod rolls Statistically validated stereotypes.**
User avatar #639 to #638 - mayorman ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
no. but a good ol' arousin round of drawing mayorman
User avatar #640 to #639 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
**wethepixelisgod used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**wethepixelisgod rolls 083** dubs i will
User avatar #646 to #640 - mayorman ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
**mayorman used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**mayorman rolls 22**
User avatar #647 to #646 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
to late
User avatar #648 to #647 - mayorman ONLINE (07/23/2015) [-]
**mayorman used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**mayorman rolls 859**
User avatar #641 to #640 - mayorman ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
**mayorman used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**mayorman rolls 052**
User avatar #642 to #641 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
damnnn
User avatar #643 to #642 - mayorman ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
you're not sorry
User avatar #644 to #643 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
**wethepixelisgod used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**wethepixelisgod rolls A drive-by shooting.**
User avatar #645 to #644 - mayorman ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
i've lost 90% interest in this thread
User avatar #613 to #611 - mayorman ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
did you drop the soap?
User avatar #614 to #613 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
yes and nothing happend
User avatar #615 to #614 - mayorman ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
did that disappoint you?
User avatar #616 to #615 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar #617 to #616 - mayorman ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
am i annoying you?
User avatar #618 to #617 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
**wethepixelisgod used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**wethepixelisgod rolls Magical tea party.**
User avatar #619 to #618 - mayorman ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
that's what i was thinking!
User avatar #620 to #619 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
**wethepixelisgod used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**wethepixelisgod rolls My harem of scantily clad women.**
User avatar #621 to #620 - mayorman ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
you must have missed those in prison
User avatar #622 to #621 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
**wethepixelisgod used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**wethepixelisgod rolls Michael Jackson.**
User avatar #623 to #622 - mayorman ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
More of a Freddie Mercury guy myself but sure
User avatar #624 to #623 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
**wethepixelisgod used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**wethepixelisgod rolls Charisma.**
User avatar #625 to #624 - mayorman ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
**mayorman used "*roll 1, 1-21*"**
**mayorman rolls 14** i attempt to persuade you
User avatar #626 to #625 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
**wethepixelisgod used "*roll 1, cis privilege*"**
**wethepixelisgod rolls Being able to tick a box on a form without someone disagreeing, and telling you not to lie. Yes, this happens.**
User avatar #627 to #626 - mayorman ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
huh..
User avatar #628 to #627 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
**wethepixelisgod used "*roll 1, male privilege*"**
**wethepixelisgod rolls If you are straight, you are not likely to be abused by your partner, or to be told to continue living in an abusive household for your children**
User avatar #629 to #628 - mayorman ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
i think you're bored
User avatar #630 to #629 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
im trying to stay up
User avatar #631 to #630 - mayorman ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
why?
User avatar #632 to #631 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (07/17/2015) [-]
**wethepixelisgod used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**wethepixelisgod rolls An all-midget production of Shakespeare's Richard III.**
User avatar #612 to #611 - mayorman ONLINE (07/16/2015) [-]
huh..how about that
User avatar #596 - slashtrey (04/26/2015) [-]
hey are you trading stuff? I have some weeds and some other things I would trade for chests or tokens or tix and stuff
User avatar #604 to #596 - mayorman ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
going to bed now. if you have trades in mind i'll gladly spitball with you later
User avatar #597 to #596 - mayorman ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
i'm rarely on these days. if you have some trades in mind, send'em and i'll think about it
User avatar #598 to #597 - slashtrey (04/26/2015) [-]
I'm trying to gauge 2 things first

1) what you may have interest in, and
2) which items of yours are for trade (or maybe easier to say what's NFT)

before i send a random ass request
User avatar #601 to #598 - mayorman ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
things i sell: statues, scribes, egg hoarders, ghetto sandwich, ornament gamblers, korean heroic check.

if none of these peeks your interest we can't do business
User avatar #602 to #601 - slashtrey (04/26/2015) [-]
yeah i need the sandwich and I'll also buy hoarders scribes and maybe some gamblers
User avatar #603 to #602 - mayorman ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
okay cool.

my wish list: the 4way (top tier)
rits and tokens (middle tier)
roses, skulls and documents (lower tier)

im also selling my corrupt souls. also, check out sekretar (my sub acc) for other items
User avatar #599 to #598 - mayorman ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
sorry, give me a sec and i'll give you the full report
User avatar #600 to #599 - slashtrey (04/26/2015) [-]
sure no problem. I know you like the 4-way weed. It definitely hasn't dropped in quite a while. It's one of the few I'm still looking for too.
User avatar #589 - mayorman ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
oi giggas
User avatar #590 to #589 - giggas (04/25/2015) [-]
2 seconds, i'll try again
User avatar #591 to #590 - mayorman ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
look listen, i'll gladly do the tokens for you. but here's a pro tip: the more tokens you have, the more rits you'll get. get like a 1k of the 25tokens. right now it's a waste of tokens. keep the the weed, i'll do it for free. but only when it's worth doing
User avatar #592 to #591 - giggas (04/25/2015) [-]
ohh okay. I rarely play this game and i'm a gambler.. So... But it's fine, I'll add more tokens and send them in like 2-3 years
User avatar #593 to #592 - mayorman ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
is that sarcasm i detect?
User avatar #594 to #593 - giggas (04/25/2015) [-]
Not at all.. Maybe it sounds like that, but my english isn't perfect, so it's more like straight to the point ;) - And no, no sarcasm here either ..
User avatar #595 to #594 - mayorman ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
okay cool
#572 - retrochris (03/06/2015) [-]
confirmed it still drops
User avatar #574 to #572 - mayorman ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
the trade?

declining. why?
User avatar #575 to #574 - retrochris (03/06/2015) [-]
read below.
also : I have no 25 tokens.
No.New.Uniques.
500tokens is the only kind I take.
send some as a gift, if I'm allright with it, I'll accept both requests and send the 25 tokens back
User avatar #576 to #575 - mayorman ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
you too...thanks
User avatar #577 to #576 - retrochris (03/07/2015) [-]
what "me too"?
User avatar #578 to #577 - mayorman ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
you know the four way is my favorite weed and you teased me forever you gave it up
User avatar #580 to #578 - retrochris (03/07/2015) [-]
ok here goes an honest word to you, take it objective.

no i didn't tease you up.
I was simply pissed over how you would always be stingy when you want something, even from friends. chrystalchests are ONLY considerable valuable for the tiny chance to get bacon queen or bacon princess and since I don't want new uniques, they are worthless aswell to me. all else is in general worthless. that includes the birds you just sent me (they can do nothing and never will because other friends actually always give them to me for free, just for the fact that I like them)

And on a sidenote: It's obvious how I love hoarders and scribes isn't it? Yet you saw this chance to just keep them, even if they + the radiochests + the tokens you sent would have been a fair deal.
you got a valuable item for free and wouldn't even bother to give something of actual value in return.
even to a friend.

that's what I call stingy.
User avatar #581 to #580 - mayorman ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
i'm an honest jerk. but this is the internet so that's not really an excuse. everyone here is a jerk on some level.

i'm the one who ****** up here, i'm not denying that. and i'm sorry.


having said... here's what i have noticed about you. you can be such an over-defensive guy. always ready with an convient excuse for every little action you take, because you are just not capable of making a mistake.
User avatar #582 to #581 - retrochris (03/08/2015) [-]
It never takes an excuse when you think long enough before you act, all it might take is an explanation for someone who's involved but doesn't get things.
But to be honest, the rest of your sentence is complete ******** , I wish I was that perfect lol.

btw: I'm not taking that request. You sent them because you feel obliged to do so, not because you wanted to send them.
User avatar #583 to #582 - mayorman ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
that part you consider ******** . it's not making you perfect, it's making you annoying (please don't take that as hard as it may sound)

listen i'm guessing you have spent alot of time on the internet no offense, we are all nerds/geeks here . discussing and debating whatever the subject. that has made you a fast thinker but also so annoyingly hindsighted, you have always been ready with a quick remark/excuse. something to justify what you said or did.

this is probably one of the longest comments i have made in awhile...so congrats you made me think retro
User avatar #584 to #583 - retrochris (03/10/2015) [-]
It's only annoying if you can't keep up.
I appreciate honest critique, but all I read here is facts and you being bitter for these facts.
You disappointed me and you're not looking to repair.
Your request is doomed to pend forever unless you remove it.
User avatar #585 to #584 - mayorman ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
yeah i felt obliged to send you those crystal birds. you pretty guilt tripped me into it, when you sent that weed for free. and when it comes to those hoarders/scribes, all i did was remove 1 of each so i atleast had a spare when you wanted them all.

repair? i apologised in this very thread. if you want something more from me, then please say so.
User avatar #579 to #578 - mayorman ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
*before
User avatar #573 to #572 - retrochris (03/06/2015) [-]
like I want chrystalchests oô even if you gave them all I wouldn't want it
User avatar #567 - mayorman ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
wethepixelisgod
User avatar #568 to #567 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
hmm?
User avatar #569 to #568 - mayorman ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
is that MM "project" dead? if so, it's okay. i just wanna know what's going on
User avatar #570 to #569 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
ye prolly
User avatar #588 to #570 - mayorman ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
hey
User avatar #605 to #588 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
yo
User avatar #606 to #605 - mayorman ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
i'm a ******* asshole. i seem to recall that i sent you 10 demonic treasure sets in hopes of motivating you regarding the MM project and... i don't know. in some sort of desperate attempt i hope that's enough to remind you of what you owe me. please don't get angry
User avatar #609 to #606 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
i aint got no job no morelmaoo
User avatar #608 to #606 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
ill start tonight
User avatar #610 to #608 - mayorman ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
huh didn't expect that to work. thanks and sucks to hear about you job
User avatar #607 to #606 - wethepixelisgod ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
oh
User avatar #571 to #570 - mayorman ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
oh well. guess i'll just go bug vegeta then
User avatar #557 - lyraheartstrings (02/26/2015) [-]
Can I buy your roses?
User avatar #558 to #557 - mayorman ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
hell no
User avatar #559 to #558 - lyraheartstrings (02/26/2015) [-]
wow ok rood
User avatar #560 to #559 - mayorman ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
just because i added no?
User avatar #561 to #560 - lyraheartstrings (02/26/2015) [-]
I prefer nah
User avatar #562 to #561 - mayorman ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
wouldn't it have been annoying if i asked "i don't know, can you?"
User avatar #563 to #562 - lyraheartstrings (02/26/2015) [-]
Classic middle school teacher!!!
User avatar #564 to #563 - mayorman ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
do you appreciate my hell no, now?
User avatar #556 - mayorman ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Vegeta

when you see the notification that MM has mentioned you in comment. what emotions go through you?
User avatar #548 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Snooping...
User avatar #549 to #548 - mayorman ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
around?
User avatar #550 to #549 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
as usual I see...
User avatar #551 to #550 - mayorman ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
you must be truly desperate to come here. and by desperate i mean bored
User avatar #552 to #551 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
You came to my profile first...
User avatar #553 to #552 - mayorman ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
snooping...
User avatar #554 to #553 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
what were you looking for...
User avatar #555 to #554 - mayorman ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
that's an excellent question
User avatar #547 - donor (02/17/2015) [-]
thanks
User avatar #542 - helpmeplz (02/09/2015) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #543 to #542 - mayorman ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
got anything good?
#545 to #543 - helpmeplz (02/09/2015) [-]
do you see anything good?
User avatar #546 to #545 - mayorman ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
the toast guy is the best of that lot. but i don't know if he's worth that much nowadays
User avatar #544 to #543 - helpmeplz (02/09/2015) [-]
was on phone when i accepted i'll open them now
User avatar #540 - mayorman ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Services i can provide with:

VSSM.
Moldy chests.
Rape horses.
scratch red lottos.
gem dust.

there's a slight chance i'll be a prick and demand payment for said service/s
User avatar #539 - fuckallyouniggers ONLINE (01/23/2015) [-]
you are a very kind person, thank you
User avatar #528 - mayorman ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
hey Vegeta
User avatar #529 to #528 - vegeta (01/20/2015) [-]
jes
User avatar #530 to #529 - mayorman ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
i have retired from items. and i thought what does mayorman do on his off day?
he plays golf! i laughed my ass off. not a request of some sort just wanted to share
User avatar #531 to #530 - vegeta (01/20/2015) [-]
Good show.
User avatar #532 to #531 - mayorman ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
okay now it's a request
User avatar #533 to #532 - vegeta (01/20/2015) [-]
oh good my name isn't crippling eye colors.
User avatar #534 to #533 - mayorman ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
are you referring to that new update?
User avatar #535 to #534 - vegeta (01/20/2015) [-]
yeah. so I'll putter up then.
User avatar #536 to #535 - mayorman ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
no you're foot is dumb. see, i can make confusing comments as well
#537 to #536 - vegeta (01/20/2015) [-]
What's a "foot is dumb"?
User avatar #538 to #537 - mayorman ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
oh god that's beautiful. it's not what i had in mind but it kicks the **** out of what i had in mind. thank you

also *your foot is dumb is what i meant. but it doesn't mean anything to beging with..
User avatar #524 - itemsss (01/17/2015) [-]
Hey can i get 45 lost chest keys if i give you stuff for contests?
User avatar #525 to #524 - mayorman ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
nope
User avatar #526 to #525 - itemsss (01/17/2015) [-]
but why?
User avatar #527 to #526 - mayorman ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
because they're mine
User avatar #521 - itemsss (01/16/2015) [-]
lol ill give all the stuff you gave laymedown back
User avatar #522 to #521 - mayorman ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
nope. we're past talking. only action counts now
#520 - anonasdaasdasd (01/14/2015) [-]
Wow, that's a lot of items!
Thanks a lot man!
User avatar #504 - mayorman ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
contest over
User avatar #497 - itemsss (01/11/2015) [-]
**itemsss used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**itemsss rolls 71**
User avatar #499 to #497 - itemsss (01/11/2015) [-]
**itemsss used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**itemsss rolls 95**
User avatar #503 to #499 - itemsss (01/11/2015) [-]
**itemsss used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**itemsss rolls 23**
User avatar #506 to #503 - itemsss (01/11/2015) [-]
**itemsss used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**itemsss rolls 11**
User avatar #509 to #506 - itemsss (01/11/2015) [-]
there we go. mayorman
User avatar #514 to #509 - mayorman ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
lego won...sorry
User avatar #518 to #514 - itemsss (01/11/2015) [-]
dont make sence but ok
ill try next time.
also please elaborate next time
User avatar #519 to #518 - mayorman ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
will do
User avatar #477 - fuckallyouniggers ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
** ***************** used "*roll 6, 00-99*"**
** ***************** rolls 17**
** ***************** rolls 41**
** ***************** rolls 87**
** ***************** rolls 54**
** ***************** rolls 15**
** ***************** rolls 77** **** it I'm trying anyways
User avatar #484 to #477 - fuckallyouniggers ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
or does that not count? hue
User avatar #511 to #484 - mayorman ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
lego won
User avatar #516 to #511 - fuckallyouniggers ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
I know, he did it in a more legitimate and time-consuming way. I'm never gonna win anything
User avatar #468 - legolego (01/11/2015) [-]
**legolego used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**legolego rolls 53**
User avatar #469 to #468 - legolego (01/11/2015) [-]
**legolego used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**legolego rolls 60**
User avatar #470 to #469 - legolego (01/11/2015) [-]
**legolego used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**legolego rolls 28**
User avatar #471 to #470 - legolego (01/11/2015) [-]
**legolego used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**legolego rolls 26**
User avatar #473 to #471 - legolego (01/11/2015) [-]
**legolego used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**legolego rolls 81**
User avatar #475 to #473 - legolego (01/11/2015) [-]
**legolego used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**legolego rolls 63**
User avatar #476 to #475 - legolego (01/11/2015) [-]
**legolego used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**legolego rolls 65**
User avatar #479 to #476 - legolego (01/11/2015) [-]
**legolego used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**legolego rolls 22**
User avatar #491 to #479 - legolego (01/11/2015) [-]
mayorman, does this count?
User avatar #496 to #491 - mayorman ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
this counts congrats
User avatar #500 to #496 - legolego (01/11/2015) [-]
yay
User avatar #482 to #479 - legolego (01/11/2015) [-]
got it!
[ 521 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)