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Date Signed Up:7/22/2011
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#20 - Damn it Master Roshi, What did you do to Turtle? 07/21/2016 on Comp from Elsewhere 63 0
#19 - Comment deleted 07/21/2016 on Comp from Elsewhere 63 0
#63 - Picture 07/19/2016 on Random shit on my phone 91 +11
#19 - Picture 07/13/2016 on Emsucari Myitirdoft +76
#13 - Black guy screaming is the funniest part. 07/12/2016 on The 90's were so nice~ 0
#12 - BRUH! 07/03/2016 on Rust Removal using Laser... +17
#4 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2016 on Blaze it up +23
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#17 - goobyman (06/13/2016) [-]
The only existing Japanese Yodeler who learned German
We must preserve it
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#20 - iqequalzero (06/13/2016) [-]
So is he an actual Jap or did he grow up in Germany?
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#21 - goobyman (06/13/2016) [-]
Jap who went to Germany
"Takeo Ischi (石井 健雄 Ishii Takeo?, born May 3, 1947) is a Japanese yodeler active in Germany."
"Ischi was born and raised in Tokyo, Japan.[1] In high school, he was a loner, but it was during this time that he first heard yodeling on the radio.[2] Following his father, Ischi went to university for mechanical engineering. In his spare time he became engrossed with the zither and the hammered dulcimer, and learned to play these instruments. Using Franzl Lang's records, he taught himself to yodel, and began performing on Japanese television. During a six-month period where he studied abroad in Germany,[2] Ischi went to Switzerland, where he sang at a beer hall in Zurich.[1] He soon started earning money from this. From there he sang in front of Lang, his idol, and Lang took him under his wing. He performed on television with Maria Hellwig, and after that became known in German language circles as the "Japanese yodeler"."
#264 - Make a game about them. 06/01/2016 on Ytty Igug Reshi Sarex 0
#4 - Explanations of the insults, if anyone wants to seek enlighten…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/16/2016 on >taunting in morrowind with... +161
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#17 - leonhardt (05/16/2016) [-]
>Jack’s a Japanese hothead

The Scotsman is a pretty Big Guy
#21 - DemonMatt (05/16/2016) [-]
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#18 - darealmcfanyt (05/16/2016) [-]
for you
#16 - anon (05/16/2016) [-]
worm eyed means you have parasites, specifically worms in your eyes, there's two species of worm that do this, and no i'm not going to post pics, you can look up "Thelazia Nematode" and "Loaisis" yourself.

Also why you blocking me son battletechmech demands retribution
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#13 - hemming (05/16/2016) [-]
I'm quite sure
"Slipper Wielding"
is refering to Jacks choice of footwear, Wooden Slippers.
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#12 - penelo (05/16/2016) [-]
I love you for the effort but my attention span doesn't let me read it. I just felt so bad about it that I had to write this comment, so I'm kinda sorry
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#5 - manofparody (05/16/2016) [-]
... How?
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#9 - gruga (05/16/2016) [-]
I think he might be scotish or be director of old samurai jack.
#24 - scotish (05/18/2016) [-]
Scottish*
:C
#6 - I see an Atlantian nipple.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2016 on Mianca Cutuel Xeteyspi 0
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#7 - crixuz (05/15/2016) [-]
KNOW YOU DIDNT