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#83 - **maxataxx rolls 06** 02/11/2014 on Natural 20 Needed 0
#62 - Potatoes would be pomme de terre. Just pomme is apple. 02/11/2014 on American Food +2
#7 - Sorry, meant Fire Red. 02/10/2014 on Someones gotta agree with... 0
#6 - Actually, every time they make a new version, they go back to …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/10/2014 on Bible 0
#11 - AnonymousDonor (02/10/2014) [-]
well maybe not anymore but they sure did that in the past

making almost all the current versions that keep being the standard....quite off the mark in many places
#17 - iritadedgamer (02/10/2014) [-]
Well actually, in the olden days when the "remade" the bible, the priests who did so could only do so by copying exactly what was written in the current bible, and they had to say out loud what they were writing as they were writing it, to improve accuracy. If the misspelled a word, they had to start the whole page over again. After finding the dead sea scrolls, it was proven that the current bible had an accuracy rating of 95% or so, with the words different being "children" instead of "sons". So it isn't quite off the mark, it is the most accurate written (In terms of the original document, I am not trying to say its the most accurate thing ever and everyone is a heathen who needs to read it) document that we have that was original wrote a very long time ago. Even the Odyssey has an accuracy rating of barely 40%.
#18 - AnonymousDonor (02/10/2014) [-]
well my theological epistemology classes were quite a few years ago so forgive me if im missing some new developments

but i was pretty sure that even the jump from the original greek to latin and latin to english (even if 100% "accurate") was still a long margin off the intended mark, no?
#19 - iritadedgamer (02/10/2014) [-]
The main reason is due to the fact that there are words in Greek and Latin that mean whole phrases in English. (How this happens I still have no clue, but that is what my prof told me.) It is still accurate in the message it holds, and the meaning behind all that is said though, when compared to Greek and Latin, just different words and phrases to mean the same thing.
#20 - AnonymousDonor (02/10/2014) [-]
hmm i still find it tough to believe (especially with phrases like the "eye of a needle" potentially referring to a particular place from which you need the historical context as well as a perfect translation)

but considering i dont great stock in the literal words of the Bible anyway (cuz even at 80-95% accuracy the point is still pretty obvious) it doesnt matter quite so much to me
#5 - I encountered my first shiny in Pokémon Red whenever I was gr…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2014 on Someones gotta agree with... 0
#6 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
Shiny pokemon didn't exist until Gold and Silver, Red and Blue didn't have them.
User avatar #7 - maxataxx (02/10/2014) [-]
Sorry, meant Fire Red.
#29 - A lamp's not too bad. At least I could like, electrocute her o…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2014 on Who wants a little love? 0
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#14 - You know what I like better than arguing? Spider-Man threads!  [+] (11 new replies) 02/08/2014 on duck tape!!!! -15
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#11 - My God, are you four? Or do you just have the intelligence of …  [+] (13 new replies) 02/08/2014 on duck tape!!!! -13
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#9 - 1) That was three, not two things. 2) I said that it …  [+] (16 new replies) 02/08/2014 on duck tape!!!! -15
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My God, are you four? Or do you just have the intelligence of a fruit fly?
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#4 - anonymous (02/14/2014) [-]
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