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#11 - **maxataxx rolls 96** No, but these are.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/09/2014 on text 0
User avatar #13 - kingofthenoobz (03/09/2014) [-]
**kingofthenoobz rolls 46** haha
User avatar #15 - maxataxx (03/09/2014) [-]
**maxataxx rolls 549** Does the fact that we all three just rolled a six bother anyone else?
User avatar #16 - mulk (03/09/2014) [-]
**mulk rolls 99** does it?
#17 - kingofthenoobz has deleted their comment.
#14 - **maxataxx rolls 5,671** Do quads trump trips? 03/09/2014 on Avatar! 0
#50 - **maxataxx rolls 4,265** 03/08/2014 on Roll Quads for FaceBook... 0
#7 - What is this from?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on Adminator 0
#8 - golfbob (03/09/2014) [-]
#76 - Does twitch plays Pokémon count? If so, I'm screwed. 03/08/2014 on Freaky Friday 0
#16 - The best way to get reaction images is to start a Spider-man thread! 03/08/2014 on a little help +1
#5 - It's just how different people's minds are wired. The person t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on slendy 0
User avatar #6 - sirbonzaiatak (03/08/2014) [-]
I posted this to FJ as soon as I discovered it. When watching this show I tend to blank out reflect because of the life lessons it teaches you. It was during that moment where it happened.
#484 - I think remnants of the 90's kind of went into the 2000's for … 03/08/2014 on (untitled) +1
#14 - Comment deleted 03/05/2014 on *title with pun* 0
#12811 - Does anyone know a really good all around overall strength workout?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #13019 - clusterfuckk (03/07/2014) [-]
Over all strength, I'd go with bench, deadlift, squats all in the same day. Do 12-15 sets of each and pyramid the weight (start light, go heavy, then light again). Though I do not recommend it, (building one muscle group per day for an hour+ is better in my opinion) it'll get the job done. Those three workouts are considered the "kings" which build overall body muscle quickly
#12820 - houndsevensquared (03/05/2014) [-]
wendler 5/3/1 is a great program for anyone from a complete newb to an advanced lifter. find a free copy, read it over then buy it if you feel you can. Just follow the most simple template and hone your technique. Youtube can be a great resource (canditotrainingHQ has some awesome material) and record yourself while your lifting to hone in technique. As a beginner you'll see the most gains and the largest physic change focusing on compound movements
#12825 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
>5/3/1
>For a beginner

Top kek brah.

Do Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe OP
#8 - We got through the Safari Zone in one try with Anarchy! Do you…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on Pokemon +6
User avatar #51 - ieatbengay (03/05/2014) [-]
it was unlimited steps though
#5 - So far I'm only at the third song, but I think it would benefi… 03/03/2014 on Shoop Da Woop 0
#4 - But in saying that you have nothing, you now have something. 03/03/2014 on FORGIVE ME CHINCHIN 0
#19 - I feel like being destroyed for all eternity is kind of the sa…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Truth hurts 0
#20 - mohawkwarrior (03/02/2014) [-]
I also look at it as it was a book written by men lusting after power. So, yes there are some good lessons in it, but taking everything in it as absolute truth is irresponsible. That is why the entire thing pretty much contradicts itself the whole way through.
#21 - anonymous (03/02/2014) [-]
No, taking the bible as the only absolute truth is the only way to salvation. Besides, just because you look at it as a book written by power lusting men, doesn't mean it is, so your last statement about the bible being contradictory is invalid.
#24 - mohawkwarrior (03/02/2014) [-]
Actually, it is historically proven fact. We now know exactly how the bible was compiled, and it has been on historical record for decades. There are even records of the council that decided which books could go in and which would not. The only invalid thing is believing that a magic hand from the sky came down and set these things to paper without any human involvement, and therefore no chance of corruption whatsoever. That is naivety.
#13 - John 14:6 says, "Jesus answered, 'I am the way, the truth…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Truth hurts 0
#14 - mohawkwarrior (03/02/2014) [-]
All of the older translations (pre-King James) refer to Hades as a place of waiting. The actual passages that refer to casting the souls into the pits of fire state that they shall be "cast into the fires to be destroyed for all eternity" Not tortured, destroyed. This is actually one of the point brought up during the rebellion against the church that created protestantism. Because many priests, such as Martin Luther, were pissed at the fact that the church made up horrible lies just to keep people in line. Much of this message was lost in the struggle to form new christian faiths.
Of course, we have to remember that the bible itself was also a collection of texts thrown together and voted upon by the church, as to what passages would make the cut, and which were not acceptable. That is why the entire manuscript that Jesus himself wrote is not in there. There were things they considered inflammatory.
User avatar #228 - acheryus (03/03/2014) [-]
ok, Hades is also know as "Abrahams bosom" and it is a place of waiting, however it was divided into two parts; one was the hell that most people think of and the other was a place of peace for the followers of Jewish law. Christians believe that messiah was Jesus; Jews do not think that messiah has come yet(that is the difference between the religions), Both groups were awaiting the coming of messiah to come and judge the souls of the dead, and to allow the good souls into heaven and the bad souls into "Gehenna" a place of pain and darkness. if you are Christian you believe that Hades is empty, and if you are Jewish then it is full of all the souls that have ever died.
User avatar #19 - maxataxx (03/02/2014) [-]
I feel like being destroyed for all eternity is kind of the same thing as tortured for all eternity. Being destroyed would be extremely painful, and I feel like torture/destroyed could have just been a difference of how they translated it.
#20 - mohawkwarrior (03/02/2014) [-]
I also look at it as it was a book written by men lusting after power. So, yes there are some good lessons in it, but taking everything in it as absolute truth is irresponsible. That is why the entire thing pretty much contradicts itself the whole way through.
#21 - anonymous (03/02/2014) [-]
No, taking the bible as the only absolute truth is the only way to salvation. Besides, just because you look at it as a book written by power lusting men, doesn't mean it is, so your last statement about the bible being contradictory is invalid.
#24 - mohawkwarrior (03/02/2014) [-]
Actually, it is historically proven fact. We now know exactly how the bible was compiled, and it has been on historical record for decades. There are even records of the council that decided which books could go in and which would not. The only invalid thing is believing that a magic hand from the sky came down and set these things to paper without any human involvement, and therefore no chance of corruption whatsoever. That is naivety.
#51 - Soul Eater 03/02/2014 on Request +1
#1173 - **maxataxx rolls 603** 03/02/2014 on pokemon game 0
#8 - Comment deleted 02/28/2014 on Movie night?? 0
#5 - Picture 02/28/2014 on Twerking Poro 0
#13 - Fair enough. 02/28/2014 on stoners 0
#6 - Thanks! 02/28/2014 on a new twerk gif for yall. 0
#10 - Actually, Easter is the day that Jesus rose. It would be more …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2014 on stoners 0
#12 - eggbomb (02/28/2014) [-]
I'm not trying to die for any sins, going down as he rises is good enough for me
User avatar #13 - maxataxx (02/28/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
#2 - **maxataxx rolls 57,877**  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on He will always choose me -2
User avatar #3 - kiwirulestwo (02/28/2014) [-]
**kiwirulestwo rolls 974,520**
#4 - Anyone have that .gif of Hank twerking?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2014 on a new twerk gif for yall. 0
#5 - vorarephilia (02/28/2014) [-]
JA
User avatar #6 - maxataxx (02/28/2014) [-]
Thanks!
#4 - **maxataxx rolls 262,308,263** 02/27/2014 on Finally, they're free! 0
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#4 - anonymous (02/14/2014) [-]
I hope you get aids
User avatar #3 to #2 - maxataxx (07/10/2012) [-]
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