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#76 - Picture 06/12/2013 on Nerdy Facts +2
#23 - Picture 06/12/2013 on Everyone's Watchin' Him 0
#7 - Bulbasaur 'cause he was my first. 06/09/2013 on Mudkip master race 0
#2 - This is perfect. 06/09/2013 on Why can't I stop watching... +1
#6 - Understandable, I have made the same mistake before. 06/08/2013 on Good Guy Judas -4
#4 - I understand, but by doing this you lessen the amount of thumb…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Good Guy Judas -7
#5 - teranin (06/08/2013) [-]
Agreed, I should have presented it a bit differently. The idea popped into my head so randomly so I rushed it out into the public sphere for scrutiny without taking the proper amount of time to ensure it conveyed my overall message without taking away from the insightful nature of the original observation.
User avatar #6 - maxataxx (06/08/2013) [-]
Understandable, I have made the same mistake before.
#6 - Not even America understands America sometimes. 06/08/2013 on I Have So Much Rage Right Now +2
#1 - The last comment was really pointless and really only works ag…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/08/2013 on Good Guy Judas +6
User avatar #14 - thereoncewasaman (06/09/2013) [-]
I fail to see why the christian faith should not be attacked. Bring on the red thumbs if it pisses people off but I would rather speak that truth than dance around the issue and try to avoid offending anyone. Offense is taken not given.
#3 - teranin (06/08/2013) [-]
Good, my intention wasn't to dupe people into believing this was anything other than an attack on the huge holes in logic surrounding Judas in the christian faith. The implication at the end (I could have worded it better) is that based on the logic presented in the previous paragraph, the only reason to consider Judas a traitor would be to view Jesus as human, i.e. not the son of God and also God, so the very act of considering Judas a traitor is a direct logical refutation of the existence of the Judeo-Christian God, or at the very least calls into question the Messianic properties of Jesus.

Of course, I could probably have been more tactful at the end of the post there, but that last sentence was the point of the whole paragraph preceding it.
#49 - mericabitches (08/23/2013) [-]
I realize this post is two months old, but I would like to enlighten you on how the Catolic Church sees this "paradox".

I was raised Catholic, but I haven't been to church in over a year. I became fed up with organized religion. The bible was written by man, for man. The Roman/ Byzantine Emperors chose which parts to keep and which to discard. I do believe in a God, but I believe he set the universe in motion, and watches over the universe. That being said I attend a Catholic university and was required to take a Theology class, and I chose to write my thesis on the Judas Paradox.

God knew from the beginning that Judas was corrupted by Satan, but God does not judge people until they die. Judas was given free will and he chose to betray Jesus. This alone did not damn Judas, as he is not judged until his death. Instead of following Jesus's teachings on asking for forgiveness, he committed suicide which is one of the greatest sins. Suicide is taking Gods judgement into ones own hands. Had Judas asked for forgiveness from Jesus, Judas would be inside the Gates of St. Peter.

It is very clear to me that you have a very limited understanding of the bible, and have taken no advanced courses on it. From what I have seen, you repost what comedians have to say on the subject as if they have some kind of authority on religious things. You are as ignorant as the Bible-Humpers who take the Bible word for word.

Please check yourself before you wreck yourself. If you ever have a religious girlfriend (or any girlfriend at all) you might not want to look like a complete ass.
#50 - teranin (08/23/2013) [-]
So in other words, become some catholic somewhere gave you an extrapolation on this paradox that contradicts what I said, you believe that it somehow corrects this paradox and isn't just an attempt at excusing it?

Also, I've read the bible cover to cover. multiple times. I don't just post this shit willy-nilly, although I had actually stopped long before you decided to peek your little head out. Also, this piece of content isn't something some comedian said, It's something I said in order to get people to think. Not to be some sort of absolute disproving of the christian faith.

Please examine the context more closely next time before commenting on a months old piece of content simply to try and insult someone you do not know.
User avatar #4 - maxataxx (06/08/2013) [-]
I understand, but by doing this you lessen the amount of thumbs you will get in the end. It will also cause some atheists to think you are just blindly attacking religion and being a bit of a twat, causing them to thumb you down as well, as it gives them a bad name as well. At least that is how it may be perceived.
#5 - teranin (06/08/2013) [-]
Agreed, I should have presented it a bit differently. The idea popped into my head so randomly so I rushed it out into the public sphere for scrutiny without taking the proper amount of time to ensure it conveyed my overall message without taking away from the insightful nature of the original observation.
User avatar #6 - maxataxx (06/08/2013) [-]
Understandable, I have made the same mistake before.
#2 - Comment deleted 06/08/2013 on captcha comic 0
#3 - Minus the second chin, I think she looks better. 06/08/2013 on Fat Celebrities 0
#5 - Dude, I literally just realized the Burger King logo made a bu…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Mind Blown +64
#49 - thedungeonmaster (06/08/2013) [-]
Don't worry, I just realized the same thing..
#14 - anonymous (06/08/2013) [-]
And the McDonald's logo is also two french fries.
User avatar #30 - tragono (06/08/2013) [-]
How did I not know any of this before
#9 - Comment deleted 06/07/2013 on FJ MOVIE NIGHT +1
#7 - Exactly, you touch him and lose your hand to cancer. 06/07/2013 on Steve Irwin comp +1
#102 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2013 on Just +2
#126 - CanadianNuts (06/07/2013) [-]
#2 - What do you mean "kinda"?  [+] (11 new replies) 06/06/2013 on Pepsi now has force field... +204
#109 - irvea (06/07/2013) [-]
I like your picture.
#134 - ultiram (06/07/2013) [-]
Your text
#147 - irvea (06/08/2013) [-]
Yup.
#110 - anonymous (06/07/2013) [-]
I like your text color.
User avatar #111 - irvea (06/07/2013) [-]
I like your location. pls dont tell your leader to nuke me
User avatar #50 - ezmack (06/07/2013) [-]
Don't you guys mean-

It's kind of Cola

So, this is how I die?
User avatar #14 - srapture (06/07/2013) [-]
It's a shortened form of "kind of".
I'm so helpful.
User avatar #6 - waffies (06/07/2013) [-]
i wanna see a moving video, then it's cool as all fucking hell
User avatar #68 - threeeighteen (06/07/2013) [-]
A moving video? Sheesh, try having some realistic wishes will ya?
User avatar #4 - joeymroux (06/07/2013) [-]
He means it could be cooler.
User avatar #7 - tragono (06/07/2013) [-]
It depends on whether or not the tap allows you to change the temperature
#2 - Give this girl a medal!  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2013 on this girl -20
#17 - anonymous (06/07/2013) [-]
wow, the punchline from the content.
you made a fantastic comment, buddy.
User avatar #4 - andrewjla (06/07/2013) [-]
or some D...
#6 - Picture 06/04/2013 on Cheer up whovians +5
#9 - It's always episode 9, isn't it? 06/04/2013 on My reaction after episode 9 +5
#35 - Maybe some old Disney movies for nostalgia. 06/02/2013 on Movie night +2
#167 - **maxataxx rolls 16** 06/02/2013 on I like rolling its fun +1
#7 - I love your work. 05/31/2013 on Retarded ideas I have +1
#13 - I think she is the second hottest companion.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2013 on Rose 0
User avatar #35 - leapinglizard (05/30/2013) [-]
totally... k9 was the hottest
#299 - Magical Magician. Great. 05/29/2013 on Your new name 0
#65 - I do not have a photo to express this feeling I am feeling. 05/27/2013 on Title: 0
#136 - Picture 05/24/2013 on Help me, please 0
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#4 - anonymous (02/14/2014) [-]
I hope you get aids
User avatar #3 to #2 - maxataxx (07/10/2012) [-]
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