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mattymc

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Date Signed Up:2/05/2011
Last Login:7/03/2015
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Comment Ranking:#780
Highest Content Rank:#2201
Highest Comment Rank:#599
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Times Content Favorited:121 times
Total Comments Made:3406
FJ Points:21178

latest user's comments

#62 - perhaps you have an overactive pair of beer-goggles, idk what …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2015 on This is why I have trust... +1
User avatar #63 - evilanakie (05/10/2015) [-]
i dont drink when i club though
THEY USE GLITTER POWDER AND COLOGNE AND THE SEIZURE LIGHTS LEAD ME TO THINK EVERYONES HOT
User avatar #85 - sonicsyndicate (05/10/2015) [-]
i get plastered and go home im asexual when i drink
#45 - anyone with a milligram of compassion 05/10/2015 on This is why I have trust... +8
#10 - Comment deleted  [+] (10 new replies) 05/10/2015 on White people -55
#59 - mattymc has deleted their comment.
#38 - effthree (05/10/2015) [-]
#36 - aizeinstein (05/10/2015) [-]
**aizeinstein used "*roll picture*"**
**aizeinstein rolled image** You're a disgrace for blue names.
No offense
User avatar #47 - vvtf (05/10/2015) [-]
What does it mean to have a blue name or some of the other colors? Am I a disgrace too now?
User avatar #53 - schnitzelwagen (05/10/2015) [-]
The bluer the name, the longer the account exists already.
User avatar #55 - vvtf (05/10/2015) [-]
All right thank you
#11 - Rascal (05/10/2015) [-]
hes referring to the money amount he is picking on jeopardy dumb ass
User avatar #54 - xireactiionsx (05/10/2015) [-]
I thought the same way he did
User avatar #52 - zetsuboukamina (05/10/2015) [-]
To be fair he did put
I'll take "things only white people can buy for $400" instead of
I'll take "things only white people can buy" for $400
#56 - Rascal (05/10/2015) [-]
That's fair, but given that he started with "Well, Alex," the mistake was pretty obvious.
#70 - Going strictly by the movies, there is one jedi and zero sith … 05/10/2015 on Don't use excessive force 0
#40 - Say what you will about men, 90% of the time what you see is w…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/10/2015 on This is why I have trust... +4
User avatar #60 - evilanakie (05/10/2015) [-]
bullshit
as a gay man
i go out
party party party
find cute motherfucker
next day
ugly fucked up wrinkles shit SHIT
#62 - mattymc (05/10/2015) [-]
perhaps you have an overactive pair of beer-goggles, idk what gay dudes look for but im pretty sure i look better at 10am with a hangover than i do at 2am shitfaced (based on pictures of myself)
User avatar #63 - evilanakie (05/10/2015) [-]
i dont drink when i club though
THEY USE GLITTER POWDER AND COLOGNE AND THE SEIZURE LIGHTS LEAD ME TO THINK EVERYONES HOT
User avatar #85 - sonicsyndicate (05/10/2015) [-]
i get plastered and go home im asexual when i drink
#44 - Rascal (05/10/2015) [-]
what kind of idiot lets her stay the night?
#45 - mattymc (05/10/2015) [-]
anyone with a milligram of compassion
#76 - i dont recall, is it a bacterial infection, virus, or mold? 05/09/2015 on you've been warned 0
#45 - Unfortunately fat people are typically stubborn and entitled, … 05/09/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday +3
#37 - Its good to know my burger got to be happy during its life 05/09/2015 on a cow getting off +1
#87 - Saints Row Cinco looks fantastic 05/09/2015 on The reason I love PC gaming 0
#86 - its official, anything can look appetizing when it's deep fried 05/09/2015 on Chris Pratt Bloopers +2
#28 - Comment deleted 05/09/2015 on Get a job 0
#108 - time for bed or just to switch websites 05/09/2015 on Elastigirl 0
#7 - "Yeah honey No im serious Really, I made the 75k …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/08/2015 on $75k shot +493
User avatar #73 - gatorade (05/08/2015) [-]
"I thought you were staying late for work...."

Bitches be hoes.
#19 - mindmatter (05/08/2015) [-]
"I mean sure- I'm drunk and high NOW, but ONLY BECAUSE I JUST WON 75 GRAND. LeBron tell this bitch I'm serious."
#13 - llortlol (05/08/2015) [-]
I'd sure be celebrating with some drinking if I won 75k
User avatar #8 - flnonymousseven (05/08/2015) [-]
*click*
"...honey?"
#16 - Funny how men want to get into porn to get laid and show off t… 05/08/2015 on Asa Akira Twitter +3
#9 - Typical Jews  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2015 on praise jebus 0
User avatar #12 - nimba (05/08/2015) [-]
Why do jews have big noses? because air is free
User avatar #18 - thenordinrags (05/08/2015) [-]
because the air is free.
#11 - is the kid with the ipad supposed to be Scarface? 05/08/2015 on Anne Frank 0
#57 - Im confused, isnt a trans-woman's goal to BECOME a man? or is …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Tumblr, where moral... +2
User avatar #72 - grimsho (05/08/2015) [-]
Other way around, I think, because you gotta be nice and refer to them as what they want to be, therefore a trans-woman is someone who wants to be a woman, ie; a man trying to be a woman.
User avatar #60 - reaperssprint (05/08/2015) [-]
I think a trans-woman is a man trying to be a woman and a trans-man us the opposite? I have no clue, but that'd my guess.
User avatar #59 - nimba (05/08/2015) [-]
they want to be the gender in the title
User avatar #58 - pwnagraphy (05/08/2015) [-]
Nobody fucking knows anymore
User avatar #65 - walcorn (05/08/2015) [-]
lmao
#26 - *urge to slap intensifies* 05/07/2015 on I wonder how she knew... +9
#21 - boppity boopy? 05/07/2015 on jesus anime 0
#26 - Your little brother might be a faggot 05/06/2015 on Sneaky sneaky +5
#58 - *moans of ecstasy* 05/06/2015 on Cable pr0n compilation 0
#11 - And still... a better love story than twilight 05/06/2015 on Lizard man +1
#31 - idiots dont lift 05/06/2015 on Well done! 0
#39 - exact situation 05/06/2015 on Mothra +19
#17 - When the whole squad on point 05/05/2015 on Movie Facts Comp 1 +141

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