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mattymc

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Date Signed Up:2/05/2011
Last Login:7/04/2015
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#31 - Schroedingers Cock: Until you see that it has a vagina, if its… 05/25/2015 on Traps +1
#36 - It looks like they relased the same show 8 or 9 times...the ma… 05/25/2015 on Summer anime 2015 +6
#10 - Don't forget Lepanto 05/25/2015 on medieval reac comp 0
#7 - I could see wings causing some problems, there would be alot o…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2015 on Xmen +2
#18 - John Cena (05/25/2015) [-]
Pilots*
#5 - But they make for one satisfying conclusion 05/25/2015 on Trolley Boys (see description +2
#3 - As a graduated frat boy, there was a TON of peer pressure to l… 05/25/2015 on Casual Racism -1
#23 - He looks like that "ultimate gentleman" guy that wen… 05/25/2015 on Lucky guy! +3
#114 - "artist" That's a funny way to spell ******* 05/24/2015 on Smarter than you white guys... 0
#194 - What part of Tumblr is this **** usually posted in? Its… 05/24/2015 on Fatty Logic #4 - McDonald's... 0
#519 - Tywin was one of the best players in the game, until he undere… 05/24/2015 on People are dumb 0
#346 - Fair enough, i just don't like those guys in the comp above wh… 05/24/2015 on Fat Logic 2 - Diet Coke... 0
#343 - technically you are correct, is the buzzkilling necesary…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Fat Logic 2 - Diet Coke... 0
User avatar #344 - tinglyturtletaint (05/24/2015) [-]
I wasn't really trying to be a buzzkill, I was just curious because I started seeing people use the word and kept scrolling back through the content to try to figure out where people were seeing a cuckold.
#346 - mattymc (05/24/2015) [-]
Fair enough, i just don't like those guys in the comp above who are obviously trying to ingratiate themselves to the fat chicks by putting down the fit ones, its a special kind of pathetic and a cuckhold is intrinsically pathetic, thats my drunken logic anyway
#340 - In the current popular internet usage Cuck: (n) short for …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Fat Logic 2 - Diet Coke... 0
User avatar #341 - tinglyturtletaint (05/24/2015) [-]
Yeah but the real definition is just a dude who's wife cheated on him.
Plus, pretty sure the real definition is still technically more popular on the internet since there is a LOT of cuckold fetish porn.
#343 - mattymc (05/24/2015) [-]
technically you are correct, is the buzzkilling necesary though?
User avatar #344 - tinglyturtletaint (05/24/2015) [-]
I wasn't really trying to be a buzzkill, I was just curious because I started seeing people use the word and kept scrolling back through the content to try to figure out where people were seeing a cuckold.
#346 - mattymc (05/24/2015) [-]
Fair enough, i just don't like those guys in the comp above who are obviously trying to ingratiate themselves to the fat chicks by putting down the fit ones, its a special kind of pathetic and a cuckhold is intrinsically pathetic, thats my drunken logic anyway
#38 - MFW Thad McMichael 05/24/2015 on Some PTSD? Anyone? Cringe #46! 0
#43 - the Nolan Batman trilogy had a questionable third installment,… 05/24/2015 on We have a Hulk -1
#17 - Antagonists gonna antag...on...this i tried  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on Disney +16
User avatar #22 - brokentrucker (05/24/2015) [-]
*antagonize
#16 - Damn, a surprising number of FJers can't tell the difference b… 05/24/2015 on Disney +12
#9 - Old timey porn, you've pique'd my interest OP.. 05/23/2015 on Every time... +14
#327 - Why that random part of siberia? theres probably like 12 peop… 05/23/2015 on ROBOT SCREENING THREAD +1
#325 - Why Alaska?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2015 on ROBOT SCREENING THREAD +1
User avatar #459 - Zaxplab (05/24/2015) [-]
Those guys are pretty much Ruskies. We gotta get 'em out of the west.
User avatar #527 - penalcupcake (05/24/2015) [-]
No we're not
#536 - Zaxplab (05/24/2015) [-]
We bought you from Russia. You know, that place that's full of russians? Also I was joking about launching an attack against our own nation, I really dont vouch for that.
#564 - John Cena (05/24/2015) [-]
There are only a few Russian settlements left, they don't bug anyone either. They're born here and speak both English and Russian. They live a life similar to the Amish i.e., respectful, religion based and mostly secluded.
What you would be hitting apart from two major cities and a few moose would be a bunch of horribly scripted reality shows... Seriously, I hate that "this is how we live in Alaska" generalization bullshit. *angrily glares towards Discovery channel*
#15 - There seems to be a rising trend of domesticated or semi-domes…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on owls in sunlight +8
User avatar #16 - freelythebot (05/23/2015) [-]
i think their is like an owl rescue organization that sells them as pets? not sure
#218 - Urge to purge cucks and fatties has never been stronger  [+] (6 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Fat Logic 2 - Diet Coke... +2
User avatar #332 - tinglyturtletaint (05/24/2015) [-]
Do you people even know what cuckold means?
I feel like all the people using it, think it means something else.
#340 - mattymc (05/24/2015) [-]
In the current popular internet usage
Cuck: (n) short for cuckhold, a shill, a pussy who self deprecates and/or plays devil's advocate/ white knight in order to win approval of marginalized groups for personal (perceived) gain.
true, It's not the Webster definition but I like the way it sounds as an insult
User avatar #341 - tinglyturtletaint (05/24/2015) [-]
Yeah but the real definition is just a dude who's wife cheated on him.
Plus, pretty sure the real definition is still technically more popular on the internet since there is a LOT of cuckold fetish porn.
#343 - mattymc (05/24/2015) [-]
technically you are correct, is the buzzkilling necesary though?
User avatar #344 - tinglyturtletaint (05/24/2015) [-]
I wasn't really trying to be a buzzkill, I was just curious because I started seeing people use the word and kept scrolling back through the content to try to figure out where people were seeing a cuckold.
#346 - mattymc (05/24/2015) [-]
Fair enough, i just don't like those guys in the comp above who are obviously trying to ingratiate themselves to the fat chicks by putting down the fit ones, its a special kind of pathetic and a cuckhold is intrinsically pathetic, thats my drunken logic anyway
#34 - And both are dead blah blah robert strong blah, … 05/23/2015 on huh 0
#27 - That's the plot to the Inspector Gadget live action movie 05/23/2015 on Fuuuuture 0
#354 - Lotta butthurt racists in the comments, suck it up and stop be…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on Bill Nye never fails to win... +54
User avatar #446 - hypocritical (05/23/2015) [-]
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