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Date Signed Up:2/05/2011
Last Login:7/25/2016
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Highest Content Rank:#2201
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Level 150 Content: Faptastic → Level 151 Content: Faptastic
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#296 - When Captain Steele asks why your weapon isn't on safe but you… 12 hours ago on Combat Dump +1
#5 - If i ever have a daughter, it wouldn't matter to me if she is …  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on same but different +14
#18 - quantumsalad (3 hours ago) [-]
true, but what i see happen is that dad's view every single guy is a fuckboy
and they might be right most of the time
#57 - If nothing else there is something noble about rafusing to cuc…  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on It was ruined 0
#112 - dieterkaiser (7 hours ago) [-]
No. It's cringey as fuck. He gives realism to something that is clearly pure entertainment. It's (and I hate to use a buzzword) autism at it's finest. He's gone so far from the real world that he cannot detach his own actions from the universe of a fantasy world. The person who photoshopped this trolled the fuck out of him, and rightfully so. People like this deserve a slap in the face, a shower, and an order to go outside.
#5 - lol boobies 15 hours ago on En garde! 0
#16 - Picture 21 hours ago on You don't have enough... +4
#42 - 2spoopy4me 07/24/2016 on skeleton +2
#1 - Gerald Garner, 141 lbs, looking back it doesnt really seem li… 07/23/2016 on Heavyweights 0
#3 - Unsurprising, but clever and tantalizingly drawn  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2016 on love +67
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#57 - captchakid (07/24/2016) [-]
That drawing level of skill needs improvement for sure though. No consistency. She's got colors down though.
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#9 - aliennova (07/23/2016) [-]
Actually I'm surprised the person who drew this didn't make them fuck.
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#16 - majestispaceduck (07/23/2016) [-]
Porn when? This style does have a very porn feel to it yeh.
#69 - wattlegobbler (18 hours ago) [-]
Especially the Arms
#5 - I guess theyre supposed to be more ergonomic, better mimicking… 07/23/2016 on The old guys face though... +21
#30 - once all the facts come out, i would not object to that. I kno… 07/23/2016 on Unarmed Behavioral... +1

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