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#6 - hueyfreeman (12/29/2013) [-]
I am not a risk taker
If there is higher than a 50% chance of something going horribly wrong, I abscond.
Since then, by the way, I have managed to get a new girlfriend, with whom I was actually comfortable enough to have a first kiss.
That girl really fucked with my head, she was very judgmental of pretty much everything I did, and I knew if I fucked that kiss up, which was the most likely outcome, it would be downhill from there.
So I chose plan B: Escape at all costs, don't look back, sever all contacts, and try to forget she ever existed.
#14 - Nameloc (12/29/2013) [-]
Your plan B sounds exactly like how I deal with my exes.
Works pretty well. Normally I burn the hell out of the bridges before hand; Just enough to the point to where they can't even look me in the eye without feeling scared/ nervous.
Some background: Apparently I find myself dating/ attract real crazy bitches. I've only ever ended one, and the rest was theirs; Each time I just added fuel to the fire that they light. Make them pay the consequences. For instance, one time a girl I was about to date tried to bring my best friend onto our first date. So I canceled everything, ditched her like a bad habit. Found out she kept 2-3 irl boyfriends and 3-5 online boyfriends at any given time. She also tried to fuck all of my friends, just to spite me. So I made it a point to tell her boyfriends (Whom were my friends.) how much of a thundercunt slut she is and go in detail about it. To the point of them ending things, or them telling her what I was saying and her ending it with them.
#9 - jaked (12/29/2013) [-]
You know that actually makes a lot of sense when you explain it like that. How were you able to get a date with her if you don't like taking risks though? I mean I'm usually fine with taking risks and I have no problem with going in for the kiss, but even I have trouble actually asking.
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