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mattymattwithahat

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Gender: male
Age: 29
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:9/06/2016
Location:Minneapolis MN USA
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#43123 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 12/29/2013 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +1
#43122 - Picture  [+] (2 replies) 12/29/2013 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#43123 - mattymattwithahat (12/29/2013) [-]
#23 - That ******* face  [+] (1 reply) 12/29/2013 on Cringe Comp Part 1 +29
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#90 - axeul (12/29/2013) [-]
Thank you. That picture is always one of the most cringeworthy ones and always bothers me.
#5 - You've transcended beyond beta. You've reached gamma…  [+] (4 replies) 12/29/2013 on 4chan goes to a date +10
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#6 - hueyfreeman (12/29/2013) [-]
I am not a risk taker

If there is higher than a 50% chance of something going horribly wrong, I abscond.

Since then, by the way, I have managed to get a new girlfriend, with whom I was actually comfortable enough to have a first kiss.

That girl really fucked with my head, she was very judgmental of pretty much everything I did, and I knew if I fucked that kiss up, which was the most likely outcome, it would be downhill from there.

So I chose plan B: Escape at all costs, don't look back, sever all contacts, and try to forget she ever existed.
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#14 - Nameloc (12/29/2013) [-]
Your plan B sounds exactly like how I deal with my exes.
Works pretty well. Normally I burn the hell out of the bridges before hand; Just enough to the point to where they can't even look me in the eye without feeling scared/ nervous.

Some background: Apparently I find myself dating/ attract real crazy bitches. I've only ever ended one, and the rest was theirs; Each time I just added fuel to the fire that they light. Make them pay the consequences. For instance, one time a girl I was about to date tried to bring my best friend onto our first date. So I canceled everything, ditched her like a bad habit. Found out she kept 2-3 irl boyfriends and 3-5 online boyfriends at any given time. She also tried to fuck all of my friends, just to spite me. So I made it a point to tell her boyfriends (Whom were my friends.) how much of a thundercunt slut she is and go in detail about it. To the point of them ending things, or them telling her what I was saying and her ending it with them.
#9 - jaked (12/29/2013) [-]
You know that actually makes a lot of sense when you explain it like that. How were you able to get a date with her if you don't like taking risks though? I mean I'm usually fine with taking risks and I have no problem with going in for the kiss, but even I have trouble actually asking.
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#7 - commontroll (12/29/2013) [-]
Totally worth it.
#60 - >on the pr0nz >its a creampie video >near the…  [+] (11 replies) 12/28/2013 on common fapping problems +10
#69 - groovierpoet (12/28/2013) [-]
perhaps...
perhaps..
#65 - groovierpoet (12/28/2013) [-]
which is why I stick to POV videos
#67 - pov (12/28/2013) [-]
So you watch me? Nasty

Do you find me beautiful? >i'm a dude<
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#73 - misfitsftw (12/28/2013) [-]
pics
#75 - pov (12/28/2013) [-]
**pov rolled a random image posted in comment #379 at Dumping Gif thread ** here.
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#76 - misfitsftw (12/28/2013) [-]
screw you, i wanna see what you look like.
#77 - pov (12/28/2013) [-]
Well i don't have any good pics, that pic was the best one i got
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#78 - misfitsftw (12/28/2013) [-]
you rolled one -_- just take a quick selfie or something
#81 - pov (12/28/2013) [-]
i don't have a phone

it's the devils minion.... JK i like saying that
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#82 - misfitsftw (12/28/2013) [-]
no compliments for you then, mister -_-
#83 - pov (12/28/2013) [-]
Awwww okay.
#107 - Picture 12/19/2013 on Tis Magic +97