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mattseven

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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:5/08/2011
Last Login:12/26/2013
Location:Dream ponies land
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Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 79% (79/100)
Level 239 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 240 Comments: Doinitrite
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Times Content Favorited:1 times
Total Comments Made:1170
FJ Points:4065

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#61 - *provinces  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2013 on 'Murricah vs. Yurope: Map... +21
#112 - hillbillypowpow (12/05/2013) [-]
I think that was his point.
#44 - He would have needed a comma with "I don't care" too... 12/01/2013 on True Story Bro 0
#258 - I saw a documentary about this lady, she killed her nephew whe… 12/01/2013 on Jabba the Hut 0
#677 - **mattseven rolls 531** 11/29/2013 on Pokemon Draw Thread! 0
#51 - Psychological pain. Stuff happening in my brain sometimes brin… 11/04/2013 on To all those who have been... +1
#12 - What if Blaziken and Latias ****** 10/16/2013 on Pokemon Fact 15 0
#11 - Or maybe just date her once you know her enough...??? 10/14/2013 on Genius 0
#86 - Oh well hello there. What bandwagon did I hop in, again?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2013 on mattseven's profile 0
#87 - edwardyeap (10/04/2013) [-]
Nah, just me going through a sudden 12-year-old-mindset period. I mean come on, Red's hair in the comic was cool.
#166 - You know, indie movies exist too. 09/23/2013 on Pixars rules of story... 0
#197 - I like black licorice and hate grape... What is wrong wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2013 on So much nope. 0
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#264 - brrigg (09/22/2013) [-]
well, you're definitely not a shark..
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#92 - rdobet (04/18/2015) [-]
*pokes*
#88 - rdobet (01/07/2014) [-]
You still there?
#89 to #88 - rdobet (01/13/2014) [-]
#90 to #89 - rdobet (02/26/2014) [-]
#91 to #90 - rdobet (02/17/2015) [-]
He ded.
#85 - edwardyeap (10/04/2013) [-]
Bandwagoning ******.
#86 to #85 - mattseven (10/04/2013) [-]
Oh well hello there. What bandwagon did I hop in, again?
#87 to #86 - edwardyeap (10/04/2013) [-]
Nah, just me going through a sudden 12-year-old-mindset period. I mean come on, Red's hair in the comic was cool.
#78 - goodstorytime (09/07/2013) [-]
**** you for thumbing down MY content!
#79 to #78 - mattseven (09/07/2013) [-]
Sorry for having my own opinion. I thought it was a ****** story. 0/10
#80 to #79 - goodstorytime (09/07/2013) [-]
it was a joke. it's not a problem. but yeah. please make it 1/10.
#81 to #80 - mattseven (09/07/2013) [-]
No
#82 to #81 - goodstorytime (09/07/2013) [-]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- inbe4 getting blocked.
#83 to #82 - mattseven (09/07/2013) [-]
That's abusive use of inb4.
#84 to #83 - goodstorytime (09/07/2013) [-]
Not of inbe4.
#68 - atma ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
your profile pic is adorable.
#69 to #68 - mattseven (06/23/2013) [-]
Here it is if you want it :3
Here it is if you want it :3
#70 to #69 - atma ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
I did!  You're a good person.   
Twi is best pony
I did! You're a good person.
Twi is best pony
#71 to #70 - mattseven (06/23/2013) [-]
Well, sharing is magic, as they say!   
But I prefer Pinkie...
Well, sharing is magic, as they say!
But I prefer Pinkie...
#72 to #71 - atma ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
I can get into it when she lets her hang down.
But oh god now I want to watch some Powerpuff, too. McCracken and Faust are the best coupling since bread and butter.
#73 to #72 - mattseven (06/23/2013) [-]
They truly are. Even though I couldn't watch Powerpuff Girls when I was a little girl, I used to watch Foster's home for imaginary friends all the time.
#74 to #73 - atma ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
Was it too sugary or something?
Or did this eyeball freak you out as much as it did me?
or did you not have a TV/live somewhere where PPG didn't exist
#75 to #74 - mattseven (06/23/2013) [-]
It played on TV where I live, I think, but the name was "Les Super Nanas" which is the girliest way ever to say something along the line of "The Super Girlies"
Let me tell you, I wasn't interested.
#76 to #75 - atma ONLINE (06/23/2013) [-]
the super girlies
#77 to #76 - mattseven (06/23/2013) [-]
No wonder why I didn't want to watch it x)
#64 - phanact (11/09/2012) [-]
I couldn't help but notice your avatar
#8 - redwolfradolf (03/31/2012) [-]
It's nothing, really.
Just me being an oldfag.
#9 to #8 - mattseven (03/31/2012) [-]
oh, that much?
#10 to #9 - redwolfradolf (03/31/2012) [-]
yeah....
#11 to #10 - mattseven (03/31/2012) [-]
how old?
#12 to #11 - redwolfradolf (03/31/2012) [-]
well I'm only 18, so I really don't have the right to say anything
#13 to #12 - mattseven (03/31/2012) [-]
it's not THAT old x)
#14 to #13 - redwolfradolf (03/31/2012) [-]
I know, i know
#15 to #14 - mattseven (03/31/2012) [-]
are you trying to get to something you sneaky boy??
#16 to #15 - redwolfradolf (03/31/2012) [-]
you're 15........
#17 to #16 - mattseven (03/31/2012) [-]
... I know... but I'm always a little tiny teeny bit suspicious around boys :) who knows what some might be planning...
#18 to #17 - redwolfradolf (03/31/2012) [-]
You.......
ehhhhh......
#19 to #18 - mattseven (03/31/2012) [-]
I what? :3
Sorry if I'm kinda late, had to make something to eat.
#20 to #19 - redwolfradolf (04/01/2012) [-]
Never mind, forget I said anything
#21 to #20 - mattseven (04/01/2012) [-]
=.= no, say it.
#22 to #21 - redwolfradolf (04/01/2012) [-]
no, that would not be appropriate, or gentlemanly at all.
#23 to #22 - mattseven (04/01/2012) [-]
tell me.
#24 to #23 - redwolfradolf (04/01/2012) [-]
Seriously?
Are you really just like every other girl this way?
After I've told you that, beyond any doubt, you won't like what I have to say, you still want me to say it?
#25 to #24 - mattseven (04/01/2012) [-]
I don't care, I want to know, I'm extremely curious.
#26 to #25 - redwolfradolf (04/01/2012) [-]
*sigh* just like every other....
#63 to #26 - mattseven (04/01/2012) [-]
I knew that would come sooner or later =.=
well, bye
#61 to #26 - mattseven (04/01/2012) [-]
is...
#62 to #61 - redwolfradolf
(04/01/2012) [-]
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!!
anyway, i'm off to lunch.
Bye bye.
#59 to #26 - mattseven (04/01/2012) [-]
do it, please :'(
#60 to #59 - redwolfradolf
(04/01/2012) [-]
Okay what I have to tell you is....
#57 to #26 - mattseven (04/01/2012) [-]
you'll never tell me, won't you?
#58 to #57 - redwolfradolf
(04/01/2012) [-]
oh no. I'll tell you.
#55 to #26 - mattseven (04/01/2012) [-]
whyyyyyy? T^T
#56 to #55 - redwolfradolf
(04/01/2012) [-]
oh just... when you said that......
#53 to #26 - mattseven (04/01/2012) [-]
you're such a tease =.=
#54 to #53 - redwolfradolf
(04/01/2012) [-]
#51 to #26 - mattseven (04/01/2012) [-]
you tell me now? :3
#52 to #51 - redwolfradolf
(04/01/2012) [-]
Sure:
What I have to tell you is.......
#49 to #26 - mattseven (04/01/2012) [-]
thanks :3
#50 to #49 - redwolfradolf
(04/01/2012) [-]
You're welcome.
#47 to #26 - mattseven (04/01/2012) [-]
even if you say you'll put my ***** jew parents in an oven with kool aid and watermelon flavoured chicken nuggets. I won't feel offended
#48 to #47 - redwolfradolf
(04/01/2012) [-]
Okay fine I'll tell you.....
#45 to #26 - mattseven (04/01/2012) [-]
I say that, and I mean it.
#46 to #45 - redwolfradolf
(04/01/2012) [-]
So you're saying that NO MATTER what I say, you won't be offended?
#43 to #26 - mattseven (04/01/2012) [-]
I won't, I promise.
#44 to #43 - redwolfradolf
(04/01/2012) [-]
you know, you SAY that.....
#41 to #26 - mattseven (04/01/2012) [-]
if I promise I won't react bad???
#42 to #41 - redwolfradolf
(04/01/2012) [-]
you will.
#39 to #26 - mattseven (04/01/2012) [-]
come on, tell me. Are you afraid I would react in a bad way?
#40 to #39 - redwolfradolf
(04/01/2012) [-]
That's exactly what I'm afraid of....
#37 to #26 - mattseven (04/01/2012) [-]
please please please please pleaaaaaase *puppy eyes*
#38 to #37 - redwolfradolf
(04/01/2012) [-]
No the puppy eyes do not work on me...
#35 to #26 - mattseven (04/01/2012) [-]
Why wouldn't I like it?
#36 to #35 - redwolfradolf
(04/01/2012) [-]
*sigh*
#33 to #26 - mattseven (04/01/2012) [-]
why?
#34 to #33 - redwolfradolf
(04/01/2012) [-]
Because you won't like it.
#31 to #26 - mattseven (04/01/2012) [-]
so.... may I know what you have to say now?? :)
#32 to #31 - redwolfradolf
(04/01/2012) [-]
Nope.
#29 to #26 - mattseven (04/01/2012) [-]
****, can't reply anymore, too much purple lines o.o
and, what are mass messages?
#30 to #29 - redwolfradolf
(04/01/2012) [-]
Well, nevermind, you probably wouldn't know how to then....
#27 to #26 - mattseven (04/01/2012) [-]
I can't be 100% unique, I'm still human after all.
#28 to #27 - redwolfradolf
(04/01/2012) [-]
Hey btw, how do you send mass messages?
#1 - plataeiou (03/21/2012) [-]
OHU
#2 to #1 - mattseven (03/21/2012) [-]
Hey there :3
#3 to #2 - plataeiou (03/22/2012) [-]
Comment virginity stolen. c:
#4 to #3 - mattseven (03/22/2012) [-]
I feel... positively raped.
#5 to #4 - plataeiou (03/22/2012) [-]
#6 to #5 - mattseven (03/22/2012) [-]
why not triple it??
#7 to #6 - plataeiou (03/22/2012) [-]
Y U NO GO PONY THREAD?
Y U NO GO PONY THREAD?