x
Click to expand

mattiaskjaer

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 27
Consoles Owned: PS2, PS3, Wii
PSN: trollzur
Date Signed Up:2/27/2013
Last Login:7/01/2015
Location:Faroe Islands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#30
Comment Ranking:#3548
Highest Content Rank:#3
Highest Comment Rank:#1070
Content Thumbs: 604764 total,  638936 ,  34172
Comment Thumbs: 4038 total,  4148 ,  110
Content Level Progress: 52.03% (5203/10000)
Level 344 Content: Sold Soul → Level 345 Content: Sold Soul
Comment Level Progress: 30% (30/100)
Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:21
Content Views:23766789
Times Content Favorited:29476 times
Total Comments Made:290
FJ Points:99884
Favorite Tags: funny (5) | Friends (3) | twitter (3)
Am i famous yet?

Funny Pictures

  • Views: 60599
    Thumbs Up 2576 Thumbs Down 138 Total: +2438
    Comments: 174
    Favorites: 105
    Uploaded: 01/10/15
    Tossed salad Tossed salad
  • Views: 60558
    Thumbs Up 2504 Thumbs Down 81 Total: +2423
    Comments: 265
    Favorites: 131
    Uploaded: 02/02/15
    That Must Be Awkward That Must Be Awkward
  • Views: 62587
    Thumbs Up 2470 Thumbs Down 50 Total: +2420
    Comments: 177
    Favorites: 217
    Uploaded: 04/19/15
    Fairy tale Fairy tale
  • Views: 68215
    Thumbs Up 2497 Thumbs Down 154 Total: +2343
    Comments: 148
    Favorites: 143
    Uploaded: 04/20/14
    Parenting Parenting
  • Views: 52781
    Thumbs Up 2386 Thumbs Down 74 Total: +2312
    Comments: 72
    Favorites: 114
    Uploaded: 01/05/15
    If i had a doller If i had a doller
  • Views: 54864
    Thumbs Up 2342 Thumbs Down 71 Total: +2271
    Comments: 74
    Favorites: 129
    Uploaded: 04/05/15
    So, did I miss anything? So, did I miss anything?
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 80 105 160 > >> [ 1312 ]

Funny Videos

1 2 > [ 10 ]

Funny Gifs

  • Views: 52224
    Thumbs Up 2241 Thumbs Down 51 Total: +2190
    Comments: 137
    Favorites: 211
    Uploaded: 05/03/15
    How to get a job How to get a job
  • Views: 47833
    Thumbs Up 1802 Thumbs Down 34 Total: +1768
    Comments: 44
    Favorites: 88
    Uploaded: 04/04/15
    Cheating level: Canadian Cheating level: Canadian
  • Views: 54227
    Thumbs Up 1584 Thumbs Down 90 Total: +1494
    Comments: 515
    Favorites: 167
    Uploaded: 12/24/14
    PC Gaming PC Gaming
  • Views: 45924
    Thumbs Up 1460 Thumbs Down 34 Total: +1426
    Comments: 51
    Favorites: 80
    Uploaded: 12/24/14
    Not giving a shit Not giving a shit
  • Views: 41259
    Thumbs Up 1453 Thumbs Down 50 Total: +1403
    Comments: 29
    Favorites: 43
    Uploaded: 02/19/15
    I told him it was frozen I told him it was frozen
  • Views: 46600
    Thumbs Up 1423 Thumbs Down 49 Total: +1374
    Comments: 98
    Favorites: 72
    Uploaded: 02/05/15
    No sleeping allowed No sleeping allowed
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 25 > >> [ 204 ]

latest user's comments

#129 - **mattiaskjaer used "*roll picture*"** **mattiaskjaer rolle… 9 hours ago on What turned you gay 0
#54 - http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1383990  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2015 on "I can't see a difference" +4
#141 - huedekaiser (06/12/2015) [-]
Bless your face
#17 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2015 on RIP /r/fatpeoplehate BANNED... +3
User avatar #22 - wildbhere (06/10/2015) [-]
so that's what it is...

...huh
User avatar #28 - TheHutchie (06/10/2015) [-]
We got some sexy text colours up in this thread.

hasinvadedyou should see this too.
User avatar #30 - wildbhere (06/10/2015) [-]
the texty sexy molesty
#111 - Comment deleted 06/01/2015 on Smell That Smell -1
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2015 on Album thread +28
User avatar #12 - padamalex (05/30/2015) [-]
holy shit that turned out well
#2 - Just get a laser pointer and point the laser somewhere else …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/29/2015 on Nice kittty +130
#24 - Rascal (05/30/2015) [-]
point it on your enemies
#18 - kingofunnyjunk (05/30/2015) [-]
User avatar #25 - elbofias (05/30/2015) [-]
scary shit right there
#10 - Rascal (05/30/2015) [-]
I want to do this at the zoo now. . .
User avatar #15 - assassindash (05/30/2015) [-]
Couldn't you go to jail for that?
User avatar #22 - mrshrapnel (05/30/2015) [-]
A ban from the zoo at worst id think.
User avatar #20 - blarghagh (05/30/2015) [-]
thats a very dumb reason to go to jail, " I was shining a laser pointer in a tiger cage" "You mother fucker! get this man off my sight life in prison should teach you a lesson or two"
User avatar #17 - godofsteak (05/30/2015) [-]
only if you get caught
#4 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 05/29/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday +41
#98 - tycus (05/30/2015) [-]
this makes me want to break something
User avatar #36 - manter (05/30/2015) [-]
"They say people with perfect abs will be the first to die when there is a food shortage. Have fun with that"

Fuck you no they won't. They will have the ability to be able to adapt and hunt for themselves if need be. The fatasses who can't get around a fucking grocery store without a motorized scooter are the only ones who would be truly fucked.
#60 - edgecutter (05/30/2015) [-]
I think I know how this misconception started.
You see, even /fit/ says "abs are made in the kitchen".
To have visible abs, you need a low body fat percentage.
When a food shortage hits, the body will not have any fat to use as emergency food, so it will start eating away at the muscles instead.
To add to that, muscles require extra food to keep going.
So these fatasses are blowing it right out of proportion and going "oh, but the muscled people will die first"
What they forget to take into account is that the "muscled people" or fit people will be much more capable to acquire food in the first place. That is, if the SHTF situations are anything like /k/ claims it to be.
#64 - stormieskys (05/30/2015) [-]
Their logic still doesn't make sense... it's like they couldn't think of any good reason why being fat is good, and thats the only one they could scrabble up that MAY, MAAAAY just BARELY make them have a slight edge... MAYBE, but most likely not. It's like saying, "Yeah, you got a ferrari, but at least my junk car from the 90's is quiet."
#32 - ordog (05/30/2015) [-]
The people commenting on the first picture are absolute idiots, but on the second one I agree with them. Why shouldn't she feel comfortable the way she is? yes, we all know she isn't healthy and she really isn't physically beautiful, but that does not mean she doesn't have the right to accept herself and not view herself as less than other people.
#14 - Rascal (05/30/2015) [-]
"U DNT LIKE IT DNT LOOK"
#13 - unfitninjuh (05/30/2015) [-]
That's why I barely go on Facebook anymore. except for school and shit
#15 - pedoplanet (05/30/2015) [-]
#15 - Picture 05/29/2015 on Need help finding sauce of... 0
#12 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/29/2015 on Need help finding sauce of... +2
#13 - mudgey (05/29/2015) [-]
content not found, got another source?
User avatar #14 - kalimah (05/29/2015) [-]
The name is Kaichou Onegaishimasu 2 it was right there on the url
but here if you are going to be this lazy... pururin.com/gallery/9108/kaichou-onegaishimasu-2.html
User avatar #22 - krobeles (05/30/2015) [-]
>Kaichou Onegaishimasu 2
>2

...The saga continues...
#16 - mudgey (05/29/2015) [-]
i think im too excited about finally finding where this is from
#1831 - a random comment and they will get 5 steam keys 05/27/2015 on Steam game giveaway 0
[ 282 Total ]

user's channels

Join Subscribe 4chan
Join Subscribe animemanga
Join Subscribe bendingtime
Join Subscribe cringe
Join Subscribe cringe-channel
Join Subscribe feels
Join Subscribe fucking-tumblr
Join Subscribe harrypotter
Join Subscribe morbid-channel
Join Subscribe pokemon
[ 19 Total ]

items

Total unique items point value: 38101 / Total items point value: 67802
[ 57 items Total ]
Latest users (1): mattiaskjaer, anonymous(1).
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #21 - beastkenten (02/16/2015) [-]
Thanks for the gift , m8 <3
User avatar #23 to #21 - mattiaskjaer (02/16/2015) [-]
You're welcome
User avatar #20 - mudkipfucker (02/16/2015) [-]
I noticed that you were #3 in content
nice
User avatar #22 to #20 - mattiaskjaer (02/16/2015) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #19 - wethepixelisgod (02/08/2015) [-]
hey me again. can i have your fj points?
as always i will highly appreciate it
User avatar #17 - shyriu (02/04/2015) [-]
did you want to play the item game??
start buying rare item tickets (2 points each)

if not

can you give me your funny junk points??
User avatar #18 to #17 - shyriu (02/04/2015) [-]
Woow thanks man
User avatar #11 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
Thank you so much! you are ****** awesome!
User avatar #10 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
Hey i have a question, i play items quite alot and was wondering if you have no use for them, can i have your points? it would help me out Very much!
#8 - itemsss (01/16/2015) [-]
you just made myy week
you just made myy week
User avatar #5 - itemsss (01/16/2015) [-]
I have a question
User avatar #6 to #5 - mattiaskjaer (01/16/2015) [-]
What's the question?
User avatar #7 to #6 - itemsss (01/16/2015) [-]
Do you need your fj points? i play items and they are very useful
#4 - shroomdozer (01/09/2015) [-]
卐▲▲卐卐卐卐
卐▲▲卐▲▲▲
卐▲▲卐▲▲▲
卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
▲▲▲卐▲▲卐
▲▲▲卐▲▲卐
卐卐卐卐▲▲卐

You've been visited by the Nazi Illuminati, you're blessed with the white dank memes.
Let these memes inspire you to post more content and more people to like it!
#1 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
 Friends (0)