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usually the first time you smoke weed you don't really feel the effects that strongly. (most people) the second time I smoke weed I was stoned stupid.
e reason I think most people smoke is because it helps you cope with the parts of reality that suck. in the words of floyd it makes you "comfortably numb". the main reason the goverment is against it is because law enforcement officials get tons of federal money to futilely war against drugs. It looks good to the politicians who write their paychecks when they say we have X amount of convictions and seized X amount of tons of narcotics this year. when the truth is the effects of marijuana on society is much less harmful than the effects of acohol.
Just keep smoking it xD gets better the more you have trust me
1st couple of times i smoked it i didn't even get high (few reasons such as shit weed, rolled wrong etc.)
Because i would rather smoke weed legally than drink booze, i do not like supporting drug dealers either i would rather pay tax on it and support my economy, i would also like to be able to smoke my maybe 2-3 cones before bed and still be able to work my job rather than be allowed to get as blind fucking drunk as i possibly can and still be allowed to work the next day.
Nobody is forcing you to get blind drunk. You can have a beer and exhibit some self control. It is your choice to go into work after being drunk the previous night, nobody is going to force you not
I do not have to but i do, the thing that is wrong with it is i am allowed to work still even if i do that, but if i smoke 1 bong 5 days prior to working and then get a piss test i lose my job even though getting high is no way near as intoxicating as alcohol.
The first time i smoked, I went with a friend to a bakery 'cause we were getting hungry, and while we were waiting in line, I could have sworn I heard Ke$ha playing on a radio somewhere. There was no Ke$ha. There was no radio.
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