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Date Signed Up:6/02/2011
Last Login:7/21/2014
Location:kansas
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Content Ranking:#7818
Highest Content Rank:#3462
Highest Comment Rank:#3548
Content Thumbs: 841 total,  967 ,  126
Comment Thumbs: 3099 total,  3918 ,  819
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 78 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 79 Content: FJ Cultist
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Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:80780
Times Content Favorited:117 times
Total Comments Made:1120
FJ Points:4067
Favorite Tags: k (4) | funny (3) | morbid (2)
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#28 - Good point. They aren't ready to admit that their lord, Obong…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2013 on Buurrrn 0
User avatar #29 - blamie (11/20/2013) [-]
*ever
#26 - Now we watch as 12 year old kids try to discuses politics.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Buurrrn +4
User avatar #64 - TexMex (11/20/2013) [-]
Now we watch as matthewfuckingmain tries to spell. jk I agree with you
#149 - matthewfuckingmain (11/22/2013) [-]
I guess I should point out 12 year old's on FJ discussing politics is better than 13 year old emotional girls on Tumbler discussing their love of a political figure that doesn't give a fuck about them.
#37 - tck (11/20/2013) [-]
I will always have a slight distaste for Tumblr because of things like this.
#27 - anonymous (11/20/2013) [-]
Well the toddlers on tumblr had their go...
User avatar #28 - matthewfuckingmain (11/20/2013) [-]
Good point. They aren't ready to admit that their lord, Obongo isn't fixing everything yet.
User avatar #29 - blamie (11/20/2013) [-]
*ever
#416 - Picture 11/19/2013 on This happens more than I'd... +1
#314 - Black Lagoon English dub is way better than the Jap voice acto… 11/12/2013 on I know I kinda already did... 0
#136 - Everyone's said, or done fucked up shit from time to time. Do… 11/11/2013 on Oh lawd 0
#68 - FMAB, and Black Lagoon are probably my favorites seeing as I c… 11/11/2013 on Goku The Super Alchemist 0
#356 - One of my favorite bands for years. Plus Serj's solo stuff, a… 11/08/2013 on Generational Pretentiousness 0
#10 - Alright. 10/29/2013 on Building Communism +4
#38 - Picture 10/23/2013 on Sisters in Disguise +1
#20 - Picture 10/20/2013 on 2sexy4me +15
#230 - Likes: Nine Inch Nails Dislikes: Trent Razner  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2013 on Cringe Compilation 5 +6
User avatar #375 - kciwtsob (10/21/2013) [-]
Are those Blake Griffin airplanes?
#102 - Picture 10/14/2013 on Delete 0
#21 - Tried weed for the first time today. It was okay, but I don't…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/11/2013 on SMOKE WEED +2
#50 - jemmydubloon (10/11/2013) [-]
usually the first time you smoke weed you don't really feel the effects that strongly. (most people) the second time I smoke weed I was stoned stupid.
e reason I think most people smoke is because it helps you cope with the parts of reality that suck. in the words of floyd it makes you "comfortably numb". the main reason the goverment is against it is because law enforcement officials get tons of federal money to futilely war against drugs. It looks good to the politicians who write their paychecks when they say we have X amount of convictions and seized X amount of tons of narcotics this year. when the truth is the effects of marijuana on society is much less harmful than the effects of acohol.
User avatar #41 - technobanana (10/11/2013) [-]
Just keep smoking it xD gets better the more you have trust me
User avatar #29 - Gandalfthewhite (10/11/2013) [-]
1st couple of times i smoked it i didn't even get high (few reasons such as shit weed, rolled wrong etc.)
User avatar #23 - roflcopterkklol (10/11/2013) [-]
Because i would rather smoke weed legally than drink booze, i do not like supporting drug dealers either i would rather pay tax on it and support my economy, i would also like to be able to smoke my maybe 2-3 cones before bed and still be able to work my job rather than be allowed to get as blind fucking drunk as i possibly can and still be allowed to work the next day.
#36 - xathos (10/11/2013) [-]
Nobody is forcing you to get blind drunk. You can have a beer and exhibit some self control. It is your choice to go into work after being drunk the previous night, nobody is going to force you not
User avatar #43 - roflcopterkklol (10/11/2013) [-]
I do not have to but i do, the thing that is wrong with it is i am allowed to work still even if i do that, but if i smoke 1 bong 5 days prior to working and then get a piss test i lose my job even though getting high is no way near as intoxicating as alcohol.
User avatar #22 - iforgotmypasswords (10/11/2013) [-]
The first time i smoked, I went with a friend to a bakery 'cause we were getting hungry, and while we were waiting in line, I could have sworn I heard Ke$ha playing on a radio somewhere. There was no Ke$ha. There was no radio.

I suck at telling stories
User avatar #31 - hardsomfaen (10/11/2013) [-]
Well, that happends
#61 - The fuck is wrong with you? 10/11/2013 on feels for freedom 0
#30 - I was looking for this comment. 10/11/2013 on Bounce +4
#36 - Picture 10/11/2013 on Behind you! +1
#83 - Black Lagoon is a pretty easy anime to get in A lot of my fri… 10/07/2013 on The ugly truth is.. +1
#128 - Favorite The Obsessed album. 09/29/2013 on Not as bad as Krampus 0
#273 - I guess we'll never know, but I do think he could have pointed…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2013 on Painting nails +1
User avatar #274 - vatra (09/28/2013) [-]
Indeed.
#271 - I don't know, hard to tell what people mean seeing as though i…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/28/2013 on Painting nails +1
User avatar #272 - vatra (09/28/2013) [-]
Fair enough, I'm extremely sarcastic as well, he doesn't seem sarcastic to me, but he very well could be.
User avatar #273 - matthewfuckingmain (09/28/2013) [-]
I guess we'll never know, but I do think he could have pointed out his nose ring in a funnier way.
User avatar #274 - vatra (09/28/2013) [-]
Indeed.
#269 - How did he think? He thinks his nose ring looks funny, so he …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/28/2013 on Painting nails 0
User avatar #270 - vatra (09/28/2013) [-]
I guess it's just they way he said it, like he thinks he is so much better than the guy because the guy happens to have a nose ring.
User avatar #271 - matthewfuckingmain (09/28/2013) [-]
I don't know, hard to tell what people mean seeing as though it's typed. I guess since I'm a very sarcastic person, I assume everything mean that people type is sarcastic, but maybe he is an asshole, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, and say he was making a joke.
User avatar #272 - vatra (09/28/2013) [-]
Fair enough, I'm extremely sarcastic as well, he doesn't seem sarcastic to me, but he very well could be.
User avatar #273 - matthewfuckingmain (09/28/2013) [-]
I guess we'll never know, but I do think he could have pointed out his nose ring in a funnier way.
User avatar #274 - vatra (09/28/2013) [-]
Indeed.
#89 - It's his fingers, he can type what he wants.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/27/2013 on Painting nails +1
User avatar #266 - vatra (09/28/2013) [-]
touche, but it would be greatly appreciated if he actually used his brain before he did so.
User avatar #269 - matthewfuckingmain (09/28/2013) [-]
How did he think? He thinks his nose ring looks funny, so he pointed it out. It is funnyjunk, he thought he'd be contributing to the funny. I'm not saying it's a good joke, I'm just saying that the guy can do what he wants with his body, but he can say type what he wants.
User avatar #270 - vatra (09/28/2013) [-]
I guess it's just they way he said it, like he thinks he is so much better than the guy because the guy happens to have a nose ring.
User avatar #271 - matthewfuckingmain (09/28/2013) [-]
I don't know, hard to tell what people mean seeing as though it's typed. I guess since I'm a very sarcastic person, I assume everything mean that people type is sarcastic, but maybe he is an asshole, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, and say he was making a joke.
User avatar #272 - vatra (09/28/2013) [-]
Fair enough, I'm extremely sarcastic as well, he doesn't seem sarcastic to me, but he very well could be.
User avatar #273 - matthewfuckingmain (09/28/2013) [-]
I guess we'll never know, but I do think he could have pointed out his nose ring in a funnier way.
User avatar #274 - vatra (09/28/2013) [-]
Indeed.
#40 - "Blast off, it's party time, and we don't live in a fasci…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2013 on George McGovern 0
#74 - anonymous (09/17/2013) [-]
why dont presidents fight the war? why do they allways send the poor?
#59 - *Says something clever, or looks at a situation in a different… 09/17/2013 on spiders 0
#1 - Picture 09/14/2013 on These Guys Rock +1
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