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Date Signed Up:6/02/2011
Last Login:7/09/2014
Location:kansas
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#27 - Kansas master race reporting in, currently frozen to hell.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/07/2014 on Germany attempts America 0
User avatar #159 - SlowpokeForever (02/08/2014) [-]
Yeah Coffeyville is frozen to the nines.
User avatar #160 - matthewfuckingmain (02/09/2014) [-]
Went to a party today, and nearly slipped three fucking times. Seeing how much I drank, I was pretty surprised I didn't fall. Hopefully it gets warmer in the next week.
User avatar #161 - SlowpokeForever (02/10/2014) [-]
Yeah for sure.
#72 - Are you all ready... TO WOP IT OUT 02/06/2014 on [untitled] 0
#306 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on fedoras 0
User avatar #308 - bendingtimeisgood (01/29/2014) [-]
Fuck this, Imma go get friendzoned and be euphoric.
#303 - Sounds like you already own 10 of them.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/29/2014 on fedoras 0
User avatar #304 - bendingtimeisgood (01/29/2014) [-]
No, actually, I don't own a fedora, have a neckbeard, or bitch about the "friend zone". But other than that, I fit the profile pretty well. And part of the reason I'm reading The God Delusion is for a book report.
#306 - matthewfuckingmain (01/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #308 - bendingtimeisgood (01/29/2014) [-]
Fuck this, Imma go get friendzoned and be euphoric.
#51 - Imperial age reached. 01/29/2014 on Ukraine +7
#269 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 01/29/2014 on fedoras -2
User avatar #302 - bendingtimeisgood (01/29/2014) [-]
Hey, reading The God Delusion with some Doritos and a mountain dew sounds like a good time to me... Stop me before I buy a fedora.
User avatar #303 - matthewfuckingmain (01/29/2014) [-]
Sounds like you already own 10 of them.
User avatar #304 - bendingtimeisgood (01/29/2014) [-]
No, actually, I don't own a fedora, have a neckbeard, or bitch about the "friend zone". But other than that, I fit the profile pretty well. And part of the reason I'm reading The God Delusion is for a book report.
#306 - matthewfuckingmain (01/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #308 - bendingtimeisgood (01/29/2014) [-]
Fuck this, Imma go get friendzoned and be euphoric.
#22 - Picture 01/26/2014 on dip +4
#189 - Picture 01/24/2014 on The Sonic Side Smile 0
#50 - Picture 01/18/2014 on Religion conquest map timeline -2
#21 - Picture 01/18/2014 on Hahahahaha +1
#101 - Yeah, he would just watch his wife die while they waited 3 yea… 01/14/2014 on A Little Gaming Moment +3
#47 - Picture 01/10/2014 on ain't that some shit 0
#354 - Comment deleted 01/08/2014 on murrrr -1
#327 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2014 on murrrr -1
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#21 - Picture 01/04/2014 on Classic Gavin 0
#74 - Because everyone deserves fair representation in a trail. 12/31/2013 on oops +4
#142 - Clearly the bullet killed him. You're pretty much arguing sem…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2013 on RIP Mikhail Kalashnikov 0
#143 - Elemental (12/25/2013) [-]
My original point was that the AK is the most popular tool of death for the evil men you are talking about. I know gun don't get up and fucking kill on their own, but there is a difference between being cleaved in half by a claymore and shot by a musket and being shot by a modern rifle. They are all very different ways to die.

Don't try and go off about the evils of man. I'm fully aware of what you are trying to point out. It was irrelevant to my post. And if it's arguing semantics, then you are the one who brought it up.


Merry Christmas btw
#62 - Ak-47 hasn't killed **** . The men behind the wea…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2013 on RIP Mikhail Kalashnikov +1
#139 - Elemental (12/25/2013) [-]
Yes, weapons systems can't form intent to kill, but using a weapon system facilitates a kill. The bullet that killed them was fired by the gun, which in turn was fired by a person.

I get your point, but to say a weapon has never killed anyone is moronic. What's the cause of death doc? 'He was killed by someone" doesn't fucking make sense you twit.
User avatar #142 - matthewfuckingmain (12/25/2013) [-]
Clearly the bullet killed him. You're pretty much arguing semanticists to defend your previous statement that wasn't very well thought out. You can't deny that a gun could never kill anyone, unless someone fired the bullet. Key word, "Someone". The real statement should be that more men are killed by other men than anything else, but that would be redundant. It doesn't matter what modern weapon system has killed more, what matters is that people are, and will continue to die, no matter the tool.
#143 - Elemental (12/25/2013) [-]
My original point was that the AK is the most popular tool of death for the evil men you are talking about. I know gun don't get up and fucking kill on their own, but there is a difference between being cleaved in half by a claymore and shot by a musket and being shot by a modern rifle. They are all very different ways to die.

Don't try and go off about the evils of man. I'm fully aware of what you are trying to point out. It was irrelevant to my post. And if it's arguing semantics, then you are the one who brought it up.


Merry Christmas btw
#138 - Are you really blaming a tool that requires someone to pull th… 12/24/2013 on A great tragedy has... +1
#153 - Black Lagoon: I wanna be a pirate.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2013 on Me likee +3
User avatar #261 - jimjoejohnson (12/12/2013) [-]
Black lagoon: Rock! Fuckin' shit for brains!
#367 - It almost drowned out my music... almost. 12/12/2013 on You're retarded shut the... +4
#12 - Picture 12/09/2013 on I was not aware of that 0
#28 - System and Lamb of God are two of my favorite bands. 12/09/2013 on Metal facts I had saved. +1
#187 - 2edgy 11/24/2013 on Good Guy Pope 0
#149 - I guess I should point out 12 year old's on FJ discussing poli… 11/22/2013 on Buurrrn +1
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