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matthewfuckingmain

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:6/02/2011
Last Login:4/21/2015
Location:kansas
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Content Thumbs: 848 total,  975 ,  127
Comment Thumbs: 3092 total,  3920 ,  828
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 79 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 80 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 91% (91/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:86930
Times Content Favorited:112 times
Total Comments Made:1120
FJ Points:4061
Favorite Tags: k (4) | funny (3) | morbid (2)
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#27 - Kansas master race reporting in, currently frozen to hell.  [+] (3 replies) 02/07/2014 on Germany attempts America 0
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#159 - SlowpokeForever (02/08/2014) [-]
Yeah Coffeyville is frozen to the nines.
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#160 - matthewfuckingmain (02/09/2014) [-]
Went to a party today, and nearly slipped three fucking times. Seeing how much I drank, I was pretty surprised I didn't fall. Hopefully it gets warmer in the next week.
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#161 - SlowpokeForever (02/10/2014) [-]
Yeah for sure.
#306 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 01/29/2014 on fedoras 0
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#308 - bendingtimeisgood (01/29/2014) [-]
Fuck this, Imma go get friendzoned and be euphoric.
#303 - Sounds like you already own 10 of them.  [+] (3 replies) 01/29/2014 on fedoras 0
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#304 - bendingtimeisgood (01/29/2014) [-]
No, actually, I don't own a fedora, have a neckbeard, or bitch about the "friend zone". But other than that, I fit the profile pretty well. And part of the reason I'm reading The God Delusion is for a book report.
#306 - matthewfuckingmain (01/29/2014) [-]
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#308 - bendingtimeisgood (01/29/2014) [-]
Fuck this, Imma go get friendzoned and be euphoric.
#269 - Picture  [+] (5 replies) 01/29/2014 on fedoras -2
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#302 - bendingtimeisgood (01/29/2014) [-]
Hey, reading The God Delusion with some Doritos and a mountain dew sounds like a good time to me... Stop me before I buy a fedora.
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#303 - matthewfuckingmain (01/29/2014) [-]
Sounds like you already own 10 of them.
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#304 - bendingtimeisgood (01/29/2014) [-]
No, actually, I don't own a fedora, have a neckbeard, or bitch about the "friend zone". But other than that, I fit the profile pretty well. And part of the reason I'm reading The God Delusion is for a book report.
#306 - matthewfuckingmain (01/29/2014) [-]
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#308 - bendingtimeisgood (01/29/2014) [-]
Fuck this, Imma go get friendzoned and be euphoric.
#22 - Picture 01/26/2014 on dip +4
#21 - Picture 01/18/2014 on Hahahahaha +1
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