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mattcris

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:1/13/2012
Last Login:7/28/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#4578
Comment Ranking:#10831
Highest Content Rank:#2684
Highest Comment Rank:#2698
Content Thumbs: 5311 total,  5758 ,  447
Comment Thumbs: 3110 total,  3516 ,  406
Content Level Progress: 33% (33/100)
Level 152 Content: Faptastic → Level 153 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 34% (34/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:15
Content Views:310813
Times Content Favorited:96 times
Total Comments Made:807
FJ Points:8412

latest user's comments

#76 - I type on my phone vertically over either one I ha… 03/30/2013 on 2 kind 0
#35 - Soooo, what did he do other than harry potter? Forgive me, tho… 03/30/2013 on Goodbye old friend. 0
#17 - So what do you call muffins?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2013 on British & American English 0
User avatar #19 - bubblegumfaerie (04/01/2013) [-]
Muffins. Usually, we point to what we want so it all makes sense when ordering food...
#6 - "Content posted 6 hours ago" I started on t… 03/28/2013 on wut 0
#15 - I was just wondering, what do British people call English muffins?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/28/2013 on British & American English 0
User avatar #16 - bubblegumfaerie (03/28/2013) [-]
We just call them muffins but even then we sometimes have to make sure that we're getting the right muffins by saying "English muffins" because we don't want cake.
#17 - mattcris (03/29/2013) [-]
So what do you call muffins?
User avatar #19 - bubblegumfaerie (04/01/2013) [-]
Muffins. Usually, we point to what we want so it all makes sense when ordering food...
#2 - Picture 03/28/2013 on looks like that paperclip... 0
#5 - What about camel spiders though?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2013 on Horse Lime +5
User avatar #7 - hydrosbro (03/29/2013) [-]
Is... Is it biting another camel spiders ass?
#4 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 03/28/2013 on Normal Activity +48
#13 - Onemanretardpack (03/29/2013) [-]
#12 - drdiddly (03/29/2013) [-]
I actually looked close to find it. Holy shit
#11 - lostdagame (03/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #8 - kamusioso (03/29/2013) [-]
YOU SICK BASTARD!!!!!
User avatar #7 - csonosky (03/29/2013) [-]
3spooky5me
#6 - comicsjoey (03/29/2013) [-]
#5 - anon (03/28/2013) [-]
guys if you look closely you can see a ghost
#2 - I finally have an excuse to use this. This is when the sun gets angry.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2013 on What a wonderfull day! +47
User avatar #22 - Sunburn (03/29/2013) [-]
No sun. No. I want to be on these people.
#52 - Comment deleted 03/28/2013 on So... Mesmerizing 0
#203 - For the first one, just my ex.....and my hand. For th… 03/27/2013 on The Humanity 0
#120 - That made me laugh more than the content, thank you. 03/27/2013 on Subtle +1
#106 - Picture 03/26/2013 on Jennifer Lawrence +8
#108 - Just realized I don't currently have anymore feel pics, so thi…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2013 on All the Feels +9
#133 - SaNcAlandariel (03/26/2013) [-]
I made this for you in paint.
#116 - hentaisweetie (03/26/2013) [-]
here you go
#3 - This could be useful.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2013 on Retarded Debate Time +32
#25 - AmaterasuNoOkami (03/26/2013) [-]
#28 - flyingwalrusman (03/26/2013) [-]
#6 - cumsinbucket (03/26/2013) [-]
I sure would love to use that.
#2 - I actually want a hedgehog, but they're illegal in Arizona, fo…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/25/2013 on hedgehog +1
User avatar #11 - wilburn (03/25/2013) [-]
no one is going to say shit lol, go cross state line and get you one of this awesome little guys, most hamster, and other products are 99% prefect for them, just youtube hedgehog care, and take care
#4 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
the only reason I can think of is that they carry salmonella.
User avatar #14 - lanfear (03/25/2013) [-]
so do turtles but they are not illegal in Arizona.
#8 - Funnyjunk was actually yellow first. Sorry for the bad quality…  [+] (30 new replies) 03/25/2013 on Embarresing Baby Picture +59
User avatar #96 - jakekel (03/25/2013) [-]
FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE ACTUALLY REMEMBERS BEFORE IT WAS GREEN!
User avatar #95 - oottovann (03/25/2013) [-]
Before that, it was white.
#85 - beeradthelaw (03/25/2013) [-]
I remember when it looked like that I didn't know how the internet worked because I was about 10 years old and so I was convinced the site gave my dad's computer a virus.
User avatar #79 - popcornisland (03/25/2013) [-]
For Nostalgia sake the site should turn back like this for a day.
User avatar #68 - redstain (03/25/2013) [-]
Deer lord I remember that... I remember stumbling across this website when I used to go to the library to go on the computer. It brought many good laughs...

Like Ze end of the world. It was on the top almost every time.

Good times... Good times
#80 - jaysim (03/25/2013) [-]
"ok take a nap..THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!"
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#42 - yologdog (03/25/2013) [-]
<----It was white first before it was yellow. It looked a little like this.

I remember because I first came here back in the day when it was yellow, before cancer and the constant 4chan dick sucking.

I can tell you stories of the internet you probably wouldn't care to know. I remember when Newgrounds could out-4chan 4chan.

I remember when free downloads of music and sometimes movies were freely distributed by Multiple news organazis including but not limited to fox, disney, and most major media corporations. Little did we know that they were actually hatching a plan to exploit that freedom to share so they could sue us years later.

I remember when 4chan's jokes was cleverer then "nigger, shit, and spaghetti"

Yes I remember. I remember. And I feel old.
User avatar #147 - dapianoman (03/25/2013) [-]
the pictures just get smaller and smaller. relics of an old age.
User avatar #121 - pianoasis (03/25/2013) [-]
Wow, funnyjunk was really small back then
User avatar #102 - curtkobain (03/25/2013) [-]
care to explain how they out-4chan 4chan?
User avatar #149 - yologdog (03/25/2013) [-]
HoHoHo!
Back then 4chan was small and newgrounds was large. I wasn't until my generation and the clock crew started invading newgrounds that the future 4chaners moved on to greener pastures.
Yup. I was part of the first generation of cancer.
User avatar #204 - curtkobain (03/25/2013) [-]
When did this occur? I was only like 10 when I started going to newgrounds and I was only there for the games.
User avatar #225 - yologdog (03/26/2013) [-]
Well the straw that broke the camels back was when Clock crew started spamming the website with troll videos. It was sort of like the Prototype Rick Rolling but instead of people realizing they were duped, laughing, then moving on, they got pissed at the intentionally annoying nature of the videos.

All this happened around November-Decemberish 2003. Mind you 4chan was already starting to hustle and bustle from users from Something Awful.

All I remember was there were people one week. Then a ghost town the next. Then it picked up again with Cancer moving in in their place.
#66 - nigalthornberry has deleted their comment.
User avatar #148 - dapianoman (03/25/2013) [-]
So what's with funlol? they bascially stole all of FJ's interface
#56 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
I remembered that time when newgrounds was basically the king, and 4chan wasn't even that much. And now I could only visit newgrounds to watch the teen titans porn
User avatar #57 - yologdog (03/25/2013) [-]
yeah... Newgrounds artists used to post their stuff to Newgrounds a week or so before the youtube release. That was the only thing that still brought me to Newgrounds, But they stopped and sadly I don't thing Newgrounds will make it in the long run...
User avatar #113 - theflamingfire (03/25/2013) [-]
The new look of it fucking sucks
User avatar #34 - thewebspinner (03/25/2013) [-]
I think fj should go back to yellow for a wekk just for the hell of it.
User avatar #27 - supercweepy (03/25/2013) [-]
Oh man, I remember this. I remember watching that "Which Backstreet Boy is gay" parody on this version of the website, haha!
#64 - vforace (03/25/2013) [-]
i remember a song which had "got rice, bitch .. got rice? " i just lurked til last year i decided to sign up but this "feel post" made me post a comment.


1st comment :( (i could've been a blue name)
#67 - vforace (03/25/2013) [-]
just noticed my friend used my acct. and alr have commented on other stuff.
User avatar #21 - GhandisPimpCane (03/25/2013) [-]
I remember the "try not to laugh" video of the race car reving, the how you know your girlfrined cheated on you dust imprint on the car, im a cat video and end of ze world. Good Time :)
#77 - jaysim (03/25/2013) [-]
I remember trying to explain that the "Crazy frog" was the insanity test!
#55 - epicmotherfuckers (03/25/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk2t2hIATCU my friends just don't understand why I love this so much. I miss the old funny junk Gonads and Strife also (forgot to log in)
User avatar #81 - popcornisland (03/25/2013) [-]
All the 12 year olds saying "This isn't funny" "FAIL!"
#54 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
[url deleted] my friends just don't understand why I love this so much. I miss the old funny junk Gonads and Strife also
#23 - Deanoss (03/25/2013) [-]
yea then the try not to laugh video became that terrible annoying frog ringtone
User avatar #13 - Kalas (03/25/2013) [-]
This sure brings back a lot of memories...
#8 - only sloth-related thing i have. 03/25/2013 on sloths on demand +7
#33 - I'll just leave this here.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2013 on NOT NOW BILL +22
#35 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (03/23/2013) [-]
#37106 - I hate when people think getting a job is as easy as that, jus…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#37177 - swiftykidd has deleted their comment.
User avatar #37152 - nevergetsdubs (03/23/2013) [-]
Most people who say that type of shit either have never had a job, or were given their job by their parents (oh here honey, work in our friends business)
I had to work 2 jobs while i was waiting for a contract to start for 8 months
#178 - Yes it is. The seven continents: North America, South Amer…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/21/2013 on one thing not trying to... 0
User avatar #183 - Crusader (03/21/2013) [-]
Not anymore, the classification from now on is Oceania, because it includes many islands from the South pacific.
Calling it Australia is like calling all First Nations Native Americans.
User avatar #182 - GnRNoD (03/21/2013) [-]
No it isn't... Australia is a country...

Oceany is the continent... there's other countries in Oceany as well... i.e. New Zeland, Tazmania, etc...
User avatar #180 - AnomynousUser (03/21/2013) [-]
I think the correct term for the continent was changed to Oceania...
User avatar #206 - rhiaanor (03/21/2013) [-]
IM calling australia a continent, just like i still call pluto a planet.... fucking people, justsay new zealand and shit are part of australia, We didnt rename fucking north america because of hawaii.
User avatar #264 - amirblumenfeld (03/22/2013) [-]
New Zealanders wouldn't like that. In fact, there's a pretty tense rivalry between NZ and Australia.
User avatar #250 - AnomynousUser (03/21/2013) [-]
Hawaii was always part of North America... North America also includes Canada. I think you're trying to say the United States wasn't renamed, but that's because it's the country and not the continent. I think you were just...confused.
#382 - Because Jennifer Lawrence is beautiful, and has a great person… 03/21/2013 on Jenifer Lawrence 0
#4 - Thanks for the description, never would've figured that one ou…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2013 on Just a little joke.... +7
User avatar #26 - lolzordz (03/14/2013) [-]
i didnt realise the I was a letter, i thought it was just a bar next to pikachu with 'when youre naked' written under him, i was like wat
User avatar #8 - niekrenz (03/14/2013) [-]
That is what a discription is for?
#59 - "Why you do this?" 03/13/2013 on So my cat had a shower +7
#4 - And Misdreavous didn't even exist yet, in the first games. 03/12/2013 on Lavender Town :) +1

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